Chapter 613: The cafeteria scuffle, Lao Tzu wants to become famous in a fight
"Uh...... It's you, inflatable doll, why are you here......" Looking at this Zhang Xinyu's pouty face, my mood suddenly improved.
"What, you're an inflatable doll...... Zhang Xinyu said angrily, "I just came here to take a look around, I didn't expect to meet you, and I also saw you kissing someone's little girl just now......"
I quickly shook my head and said, "What's the matter, I'm just teaching them to kiss......"
Zhang Xinyu said, "Don't blow it, you're a pervert, but I think you seemed to be in a bad mood just now." ”
I smiled and said, "yes, you're going to comfort me?" ”
Zhang Xinyu pursed her lips and said in a playful tone, "Forget about comfort, but I can chat with you, the story you gave me that day is not finished." Zhang Xinyu smiled shyly, and the afterglow of the setting sun hit her fair face, like a ripe apple, and the end was temptingly tight.
"Okay, let's go to the cafeteria to eat together, and I'll continue to tell you stories......" I chuckled, and then got up and walked towards the cafeteria, Zhang Xinyu took my arm and jumped around happily beside him, lively like a little rabbit, which made passers-by frequently look sideways.
And at the same time......
In the afternoon, I beat the chicken nest gangster Wang Lung in the classroom, and he also walked on the road to the cafeteria with five or six younger brothers extremely arrogantly, several of the younger brothers held their chests high, their eyes were almost looking at the sky, and from time to time they kicked the ass of the passing students, most of those students knew Wang Long, and they didn't dare to do anything when they were beaten, so they could only swallow their anger and leave quickly with their heads down.
"Brother Long, that Lin Hao made you lose face today, should we just let him go?"
At this time, the gangster Wang Lung was next to the chicken nest head gangster Wang Long, who was also humiliated by me in front of the whole class at that time, and the anger in his heart was not gone, obviously he wanted to take revenge, but he said as if he was feeling unfair for Wang Lung.
The chicken nest head gangster Wang Lung raised his foot and kicked him in the ass, kicking and scolding: "Go to Nima, you are embarrassed to call here now, kneeling on the podium in the afternoon and calling Brother Hao so loud, damn, go to dinner first, that Lin Hao Lao Tzu will clean him up sooner or later, dare to ruin Lao Tzu's reputation, Lao Tzu must abolish him." ”
While talking, Wang Lung, the gangster of the chicken nest, and a group of them also came to the school cafeteria, and at this time Wang Lung really hated me to the core, because I ruined his reputation as a single king, which made him make a fool of himself.
At this time, the cafeteria is at the peak of dining, and a huge canteen that can accommodate hundreds of people at the same time is full of boiling voices.
The cafeteria was full of people, and the tables were already full of students in thousands of postures, or hiding in the corner alone and pretending to be deep, or chewing slowly and pretending to be elegant, or boys and girls sharing tables and talking in a high tone.
There are long queues of people in front of the dining table in more than a dozen cooking windows, Zhang Xinyu and I stood behind the crowd for a long time and still didn't get a meal, Zhang Xinyu is nothing, but I am a little impatient, I pulled Zhang Xinyu three steps and made two steps to the cooking window, is a fat girl who is cooking, hanging a huge body full of fat at least occupies the territory of three people.
I was going to rob it hard, I immediately flinched when I saw the huge body of the girl, I was a little skeptical that my attack could break through the flesh and skin defense of this girl, I looked at the fat girl with my eyes open, trying to make my voice sound soft and sincere, "Sister Beauty, you are so beautiful, pure and charming, delicate but with greenness, you are like the brightest star in the sky, I took a fancy to you at a glance in the whole canteen." ”
I said this on the surface, but in my heart I was disdainful: with such a huge body, it is difficult not to take a fancy to it.
The fat girl turned her head in surprise, the fat all over her body couldn't help but rise and fall like waves with her movements, and saw a handsome guy with a delicate face and a sincere expression standing in front of her, and the sincere words just now came out of his mouth, and the fat girl suddenly looked at me with a look of surprise, "What did you say?" ”
My left eye revealed innocence, my right eye showed sincerity, and said softly, "I said sister, you are so beautiful, my current sister seems to be a star I saw on TV yesterday, what is Liu Yifei, and your figure is more sexy than her, God, you are simply a fairy in the world." ”
The fat girl's thick arm pushed me hard, and I couldn't help but stumble under my feet when I was pushed by this fat girl, and the fat girl seemed to be a little unhappy, and shouted at me, "I said that you are not neurotic, you have nothing to do to expose people's scars, what's wrong with your sister's fatness, is it wrong to be fat?" ”
The fat girl yelled at me, saliva sprayed out like a sprinkler, and then left angrily with her meal.
It's already unbalanced to grow up like this, and my praise is undoubtedly a mockery for her, hey, pitiful.
The student next to me couldn't help but laugh gloatingly, I was a little helpless at this time, Lao Tzu wanted to use his handsome face to trick the fat girl into giving up a position, but I didn't expect to slap the horse's legs, and was scolded harshly, the most annoying thing is that Zhang Xinyu, a conscienceless Nizi, was still gloating and smiling on the side.
As soon as the fat girl left, a large piece of territory suddenly became vacant at the window, and I was quick with my eyes and hands, and with a vigorous step on my right foot, my body jerked up, and I occupied the best position in the window before the person behind me handed out the meal ticket.
Ignoring the murderous eyes of the people behind me, I yelled inside, "Master, make two set meals, thank you." ”
", what are you doing?" The person behind said angrily.
I didn't look back, stared at the chef who was cooking, and said directly, "You idiot, you can't even see it so obviously?" Cut in line to eat, do you understand? Where did you read your book, there is no common sense at all. ”
"You need to queue up to eat, do you understand this common sense?"
"Hooligans, never need to stand in line." I took the food from the cafeteria master, turned around and glanced at him disdainfully, and dragged a plate of rice in one hand to leave.
"Damn, I think you're underwhelmed." The man was so angry that he stopped me, raised his slap and slapped me.
"Ahh I dragged the rice plate with both hands, and kicked out a kick, hitting the student's stomach, and the student's slap just raised before it could fall, I felt a pain in my stomach, and my internal organs seemed to be squeezed together in an instant, and then my body flew backwards, falling three meters away, and smashed many students who bought food.
"Wow"
"This Bruce Lee apprentice, right......"
"What a handsome posture......"
Suddenly, the students who were cooking in unison let out an exclamation.
I landed steadily, the food on the dinner plate was not spilled, and I found a seat and sat down despite everyone's stunned eyes and Zhang Xinyu.
"Hey, Lin Hao, although your kung fu is really good. But...... Don't hit people at every turn, that's not good. Zhang Xinyu looked at me with her eyes, chewed the food in her mouth, and said vaguely.
"I'm such a well-behaved boy, how can I hit people at every turn, I hate fighting the most." I smiled at Zhang Xinyu and said innocently.
"That kicked people so far just now." Zhang Xinyu glanced at me with disgust.
"Hey, Brother Long, isn't that Lin Hao?" As soon as Gao Shuai walked into the cafeteria, he saw me sitting not far from the door eating, but the reason why he saw me at first sight was entirely because there was a pure and lovely Zhang Xinyu sitting next to me.
"Where don't we meet in life, Lin Hao, hehe." The chicken nest head gangster Wang Lung sneered, and then quickly turned around and beckoned outside, and suddenly a few more gangsters ran over, these new gangsters are all tall and strong, obviously all of them are fighting clubs.
"Hehe, Brother Long is mighty, there are so many of us now, even if Lin Hao is the reincarnation of Bruce Lee, he can be beaten down by us......" Gao Shuai patted his ass and said.
"If you go to Nima, it's just that garbage, Lao Tzu alone is enough......"
Wang Lung kicked Gao Shuai, then looked at me and Zhang Xinyu who were eating, and walked over directly, grabbing a plate of food that a student was eating on the way.
The student was eating fragrantly, and suddenly found that his food was robbed, and he was about to go crazy, but he stood up and saw Wang Lung's appearance clearly, and suddenly wilted again, raised his hand that was about to slap the table and gently put it down, obviously, there are few people in Lily of the Valley No. 1 Middle School who don't know Wang Lung.