Secretary Lu said: "Stinky boy, I said it, what's wrong?" ”

Zhang Zheng said: "I said secretary, such a beautiful aunt, if you don't care, I will accept it." ”

"Humph! You stinky boy, you're so daring! Do you know who she is? Lu Zhenxiang asked angrily.

"Secretary, who do you say Auntie is me?" Zhang Zheng pretended to be puzzled.

"Stinky boy, listen to me, she is not only your mother-in-law, but also ......"

"Or what? Secretary, please speak simply, don't be so abrasive. ”

"Stinky boy, what's wrong with me?" Lu Zhenxiang said dissatisfied.

"You still haven't answered my question? Of course, it's grinding. ”

"The question is, do you have to give me a chance to answer?"

"Okay, I won't interfere with your old man, you can quickly answer the question."

"Your aunt is not only your mother-in-law, but also your double mother-in-law." Lu Zhenxiang said.

"Secretary, is this what you always say?"

"I said that, what's wrong?"

"Don't go back on your old man." Zhang Zheng said.

"Repentance? Do I repent of the man who was against me? Lu Zhenxiang asked.

"Originally, for Sister Lu and Senior Sister's affairs, what I was most afraid of was that your old man would not agree, but now it's okay, for me and Sister Lu and Senior Sister's affairs, you and Auntie have agreed, and my plan will be all right, and the victory will be completed. Ha ha! Zhang Daguan smiled happily.

"Haha! I see, you kid is too cunning. Lu Zhenxiang said with a smile.

"What does the secretary understand?" Zhang Zheng asked.

"At the beginning, your kid first dug a pit with his 'son', and let your Aunt Liu jump into it, and obediently obeyed. Now, your kid used your aunt as bait to let me fall into the trap you set and promised you to marry my two daughters, you kid was premeditated. ”

"Haha! My nephew's careful thinking has been seen through by you, and he really deserves to be the secretary of the provincial party committee. ”

"Look through the fart, I haven't accidentally fallen for your way and fallen for you. However, I have to say that your kid is trapped, and the chess is high, which makes people unguardable, which is really cunning and cunning. Lu Zhenxiang said with a smile.

"I can't talk about chess high, I can only be average, the third in the world."

"You kid is not bad, you know how to be humble, and you don't say that you are the first. By the way, Xiao Zheng, since you are the third, who are the first and second? Lu Zhenxiang asked curiously.

"The eldest is dead, and the second is cerebral palsy." Zhang Zheng said.

"Haha! You're a good boy. The old secretary admired.

"It's okay, it's okay, international level." Zhang Zheng said.

"Haha! I said Xiao Zheng, you kid hurry up and stop me, laugh at me, and laugh at me. The old secretary smiled.

"Ahh I said, Secretary, you have asked me to be the governor. ”

"Why?"

"May I ask the secretary, is the governor grasping the revolution and promoting production?" Zhang Zheng asked.

"You are right, the main responsibility of the provincial governor is to grasp the economy, production, and construction. Of course, the first task at present is to solve the problem of food and clothing for the people. By the way, why are you kid asking this? Don't you seem to be an official fan? ”

"I can solve the problem of food and clothing for the people."

"Just you, won't you? Although you have a lot of money, it seems that it is enough to solve the problem of food and clothing for tens of millions of people in the province, right? ”

"Secretary, I don't need to spend money. As long as I tell a few jokes to the audience of the whole province on TV, I will make the people of the whole province laugh to the full. ”

"Haha, you stinky boy, it turned out to be for what I just said."

Liu Shiying, the beautiful housewife, was already laughing backwards: "Xiao Zheng, you kid still don't talk, Auntie has made you unbearable." ”

"Oh my mother, do you still let people eat? We can't take it anymore. Lu Dayu and Lu Xiaoyu were also amused, holding their stomachs, and laughing so much that they couldn't straighten their waists.

"Auntie, after laughing, do you feel comfortable?" Zhang Zheng asked.

"It's been a long time since I've laughed like this, and my mood and body are relaxed like I've never felt before, and I feel very comfortable." Liu Shiying said.

"This is the so-called 'smile, ten years less'. According to modern medical research, laughter has many benefits for the human body. Zhang Zheng said.

"Laughter, can it also heal?" Liu Shiying asked.

"Laughter, of course, can't cure the disease, but laughter is still helpful for adjuvant therapy." Zhang Zheng said.

"Laugh, what are the benefits?" Liu Shiying asked.

"First of all, laughter strengthens the body's immunity. Immunity is a defense mechanism of the body itself, and one of its main tasks is to recognize, resist, and deal with infections of cells by bacteria or viruses. If your immunity is enhanced, you will not be able to get sick easily. Zhang Zheng introduced.

"Oh, that's amazing." Liu Shiying said.

"What's even more magical, do you want to hear it?"