Chapter 1315 Lala Cat

Wu Qianqian said to Liang Li: "I said Lili, it's late at night, where do you want me to find a witness?" ”

Liang Li said: "Sister Wu, since you don't have any witnesses, you have to bow down and confess." ”

"you, do you try cases like this?"

"Sister Wu, if you think about it carefully, maybe you can find evidence of your alibi." Qin Lan said.

"Oh, I've got a witness." Wu Qianqian pondered for a while and said suddenly.

"Ahh Is there really a witness? Sister Wu, who is the witness? Everyone said in unison.

"My ID card is a cat." Wu Qianqian said.

"What? Cat? Cats can also testify? I said Sister Wu, you're not talking nonsense, are you? You can testify, but I am trying the case in a civilized manner according to the law, and there is absolutely no torture to extract a confession, and Sister Wu's insanity has nothing to do with me. Liang Li said.

"you, you're insane. Don't you ask for a witness? I didn't see the witness last night, but I found out about the cat testimony. Wu Qianqian said.

"Sister Wu, what's going on?" Zhang Xiaohui asked.

"Last night, not long after I returned to the room from Brother Zhang, I heard several cat meows coming from the corridor......

"Sister Wu is right, I heard it too." Qin Lan said.

"I seem to hear it too, it seems to be the heat of a female cat." Wang Jing said.

"Oh, I said Sister Wang Jing, why do you even know the male and female of cats so clearly?" Liang Li asked.

"Because we have cats all year round, I know how to distinguish the meows of male cats from female cats." Wang Jing explained.

"I said Sister Wu, even if there is a cat meow, it can't be evidence of your alibi." Liang Li said.

"Of course it can be used as evidence......"

"Why?"

"What do you think, since Lanzi and I both heard the cat's meow, it means that at the time when the cat meowed, I had already returned to my room from Brother Zhang, and at this time, everyone was not asleep, doesn't this prove that I didn't stay in Brother Zhang's room until dawn?" Wu Qianqian said confidently.

"From this point of view, Sister Wu's witness, no, it should be a cat witness, which is very powerful, and the defense is valid. I now officially announce that Sister Wu's suspicion has been completely lifted and she will be acquitted in court. Liang Li said.

"Haha!"

This farce, which is clear and eye-catching, is really like that, which made everyone at the scene laugh.

"Officer Liang, I have a question, I don't know if I should say it or not?" Hu Manru said.

"Manru sister, it should be called Judge Liang. Say, what's the doubt? Liang Li reminded.

"Oh, Judge Liang, what I don't understand is how there can be cats in the corridor of such a high-class hotel room? And it's a female cat. What puzzles me even more is that since this female cat is in heat, she should go to her heat partner, why did she come to our corridor? Hu Manru raised two questions to Judge Liang Li.

Liang Li explained matter-of-factly: "The first problem involves the management of the hotel, which may be due to the negligence of the management personnel who let the female cat into the building. The second question is relatively simple, that is, it is possible that this female cat is a Lala cat. I don't know if you understand it......"

"Wait, I've heard of white cats, black cats, Persian cats, Siamese cats, tanuki cats, ragged cats, Ossie cats, curly cats, ...... and I haven't heard of Lala. I said Comrade Liang Li, what kind of cat is this Lala cat? Charlene asked.

"Sister Xia, haven't you really heard of it?" Liang Li asked.

"It's true, I really haven't heard of it." Charlene said.

"Then I'll tell you, I haven't heard of it either." Liang Li said.

"Ahh Then how do you call her Lala Cat? ”

"It's very simple in the pocket, she's a female cat, she runs to the corridor on the third floor where the girl lives to come into heat, everyone says, is she a gay cat? Everyone knows that gay men are called glass, and lesbians are called Lala, so I named her Lala Cat. ”

"Poof!" After listening to Liang Li's nonsense, everyone almost squirted out what they had eaten in the morning.

"I'm against it. I said Comrade Liang Li, do you mean that the reason why this female cat came to the third floor to come to estrus is to come to us? Qin Lan objected.

"That's what you said, I didn't say that. If you insist on that, I don't have a problem with that. ”

"What do we insist on thinking so, isn't that what you mean?" Qin Lan said.

"I said everyone, cats are animals, people are animals, animals look for animals, in fact, it's not wrong, do you guys need to make such a fuss?" Liang Li said.

"It's just nonsense. Comrade Liang Li, don't forget, you also live on the third floor? ”

"What's wrong with me living on the third floor, he's not looking for me, you ask him, does he dare to go to me? If he dares to come to me, I'll give him a click. Liang Li said fiercely to Zhang Zheng