Chapter 67: There are no clouds in the sky
There has never been a quasi-letter in the world, and Li Guo would never have thought that he would be said to be a waste person's body, and he would turn waste into treasure when he was.
And this bubble of is really a bubble of, not an ancient unit of time like a stick of incense or a cup of tea...... After following Brother Shanyuan, who wiped his buttocks with Buddhism, hurriedly came to the door of the meditation room, Brother Shanyuan, who even remembered to send his mobile phone out when he was about to die, kicked the wooden door and flew out, and then crackled and churned under his bed with his buttocks.
Mo Chou, Bird, Xiaoxin in the house, and a cat playing with Xiaoxin's sister and Li Guo at the door, all stared at his surname and hips swinging from side to side, and Li Guo even found that the sign hanging next to his monk clothes was Li Ning! Li Ning!
"Xianggong...... He? Mo Chou looked at it for a while, then quickly ate the snacks on the table, patted the scum on his body, and stood beside Li Guo: "Xianggong, is this person a demonic barrier?" You must know that this person who cultivates the Buddha is extremely good and most likely to turn into extremely evil. ”
Li Guo waved his hand: "Extremely evil won't pout at us." ”
Sure enough, as Li Guo said, Brother Shanyuan fumbled for a while, took out a dusty thing wrapped in oiled paper from under the bed, and called out to the little black cat who was squatting on the coffee table at some point: "Dire, go get me a rag." ”
The little black cat licked her lips, meowed out of the doorway, and in a few seconds walked in with a wet rag in her mouth.
Li Guo was shocked when he saw it: "You train cats so well?" ”
Brother Shanyuan picked up his Dire and teased: "It's not a cat, it's a dream-eating beast, and it grew up with me since it was a child." ”
As he spoke, he used a rag to clean the dust off the board he had just touched from under the bed, and unwrapped the oiled paper and put it on the coffee table.
This board is like a jet-black Go board, but the latitude and longitude lines are countless times finer than the Go board, and the pitch-black shell seems to be faintly flickering with a little starlight, full of a mysterious and unknown object, and it is also densely written with pinpoint-sized words, Li Guo is sure that if you don't use a magnifying glass, normal people will definitely not be able to see the text on it.
"What is this?" Li Guo leaned his head up, and even touched it with his hand. It feels warm and moist, like a piece of black jade: "It seems to be worth a lot of money......"
Brother Shanyuan shook his head: "It's not something valuable, it's just a horoscope." It's like a compass in the hand of a Taoist priest, and I use this to tell fortunes. ”
Li Guo suddenly realized: After doing it for half a day, Brother Shanyuan originally wanted to tell his fortune.
But Li Guo clearly remembered that when he was a child, his grandfather often took him to famous demi-immortals all over the country to tell fortunes, and everyone said the same, Li Guo could even remember what those demi-immortals said without any effort: "Sail with the wind, set up a flat ground, have no wind and waves, and enjoy peace." ”
When he told Brother Shanyuan this sentence, Brother Shanyuan smiled mysteriously: "Your life has been changed, and it's not unusual to be the same." Now, I'm going to see what kind of fate you are, and you can actually get into the legendary life-changing technique. ”
Hearing this, everyone, including Xiaoxin's sister, came around, and Bird Zijing even stared at Brother Shanyuan: "Why do I get more and more mysterious the more I listen?" Where can anyone change their life, it won't be invincible soon......"
But Mo Chou shook his head: "When Mo Chou was walking, there was a rumor that Li Shimin himself did not have a ninety-five life, but he relied on a group of warlocks under his door to exchange a person with a ninety-five lifeline with him, and finally sacrificed three thousand warlocks to achieve a great cause." ”
Li Guo's scalp was numb at that time: what concept? The life of 3,000 people can change a person's life, and I don't necessarily know 3,000 people since I was a child, how could this happen?
Brother Shanyuan squinted his eyes, his face full of excitement: "This is a legendary anti-heaven skill, I finally saw it." But let's figure out your own personality. ”
Saying that, Brother Shanyuan asked Li Guo to report his birthday, and he began to mark each corresponding point on the astrolabe with small nails along with Li Guo's birth.
During the whole process, everyone, including Mo Chou, stared with bated breath at Brother Shanyuan's work, but his kitten kept meowing under the table.
"Give me a drop of blood." Brother Shanyuan pointed to a groove in the upper left corner of the astrolabe: "Drop here." ”
Li Guo pinched his fingers in horror, and then glanced at the bird spirit: "I was only bitten yesterday......"
Bird Zijing "snorted", without saying a word, grabbed Li Guo's fingers, clicked is a mouthful, Li Guo's fingers were suddenly full of blood, and the blurred appearance of flesh and blood made Mo Chou look distressed, but Li Guo surprisingly did not cry out in pain, but stared at Bird Zijing with big eyes: "Why doesn't it hurt?" ”
Toriko Jing smiled slightly: "Technology." ”
When blood drips into the groove. The drop of blood inexplicably rolled into a ball and began to move on its own, like a disc fairy played by young people in a horror novel.
"Let's see what this sealed life is." Brother Shanyuan stared at the astrolabe intently, and at the same time drew the trajectory with a pen in the notebook following the scrolling of the blood on the astrolabe.
At first, the drop of blood was still rolling slowly, but the more it got back, it became more and more like lard dripping on a red-hot knife, and it began to roll on the astrolabe with a sizzling boiling sound. But every time he scrolls to an intersection, Brother Shanyuan can always be very keen to capture the intersection of that moment and record it in the notebook.
"Every point on this is a side." Brother Shanyuan explained, while quickly playing with the five-stroke glyph in the notebook: "It was improved by my master." ”
Gradually, the blood slowly stopped in the middle of the astrolabe, and turned from blood beads into ordinary blood, slowly stretched along the grid on the astrolabe, and finally disappeared on the astrolabe.
Brother Shanyuan let out a sigh of relief, put the notebook on his chest, and silently recited a few Buddhist scriptures: "The following is the moment to witness the miracle......"
After saying that, he slowly put the notebook on the coffee table, and everyone around him, plus a black cat, put their heads together in a pile.
Can...... But when they saw the crooked words on the notebook clearly, they gasped in unison.
"Kids, don't look for trouble."
Li Guo muttered and sat on the mat, wanting to cry without tears: "This is my life?" ”
The bird Zijing had already rolled around while laughing while holding her stomach the moment she saw the words, and even Mo Chou's expression looked a little strange, and even Li Guo saw a hint of a deeply hidden belly laugh...... The only serious ones around the coffee table are the little new girl and Brother Shanyuan. The little new girl pointed to the notebook and looked at Li Guo: "Dad, what does this mean?" ”
Li Guo repaid the little new girl and kissed her face: "It's okay...... My life is just weird. ”
"That's not right!"
Suddenly, a voice like the roar of King Kong when he was jerking off in a high-rise building came from Brother Shanyuan. His tiger eyes were round, the tiger's body trembled, the tiger's teeth were exposed, and the tiger's waist was straight: "It's not right! That's not true! ”
"What else...... They all told me to be nosy. Li Guo smiled a little embarrassedly: "My life is quite special." ”
After Mo Chou eased her emotions a little, she gently leaned on Li Guo's shoulder and pecked him lightly on the side of his face: "Xianggong, Mo Chou will always be Xianggong's Mochou." ”
Even Xiao Xinxin was not to be outdone, and Li Guo mouth-to-mouth: "Me too, so am I, and I am also my father's Mo Chou." ”
Mo Chou: "......"
And Brother Tiger Body Shanyuan slapped the table: "It's not your life!" Someone is getting in my way. ”
After speaking, he suddenly sat cross-legged, put his hands together, and instantly changed more than a dozen gestures: "May my world be bright!" ”
His words were like Hong Zhong Da Lu, every word hit Li Guo's eardrum like an entity, and in his mind, Li Guo, who was in good condition, was actually made by this and his head began to swell with music.
But not long after, Brother Shanyuan, who had been meditating fifty centimeters from the ground, suddenly fell from mid-air. The fifty centimeters made his face land first, and one of his front teeth fell off gorgeously in an instant, and even his nostrils fell out with a handful of nosebleeds.
“…… In the end, it seems to be waiting for Gao Sou ......" Brother Shanyuan, who was talking and running away, got up from the ground, and after exclaiming, he quickly adjusted his state: "I'll try again." ”
When Li Guo heard this, he hurriedly grabbed his arm and shook his head at him: "I'll make a call first...... You stop the bleeding first. ”
After speaking, Li Guo's first call was to Li Mingxue's mobile phone, but as soon as he was about to speak, Li Mingxue poured his head and face: "Little rabbit cub, what did you tell your father!" Do you know what heinous things he did? He gave my phone number and address to the nerd who started to lose his head before he reached middle age, and he would arrive in Yanjing in the afternoon! ”
Li Guo's "ah, oh, hey, yes" perfunctory for a long time before he could really talk to Li Mingxue, he asked Li Mingxue very seriously: "Aunt, my grandfather, does your father have any special functions?" ”
Li Mingxue was also confused by the question, hesitated for a moment and said: "My dad is very strange, I haven't seen him have any special functions, but when I was a child, I saw him often smoke your father, and every time I smoke, I am happy." It's not ...... Now retribution has come. ”
After Li Guo promised to help her settle the boyfriend handpicked by Guoguo's father, Li Mingxue finally let Li Guo go and hung up the phone safely and proudly.
"My family doesn't seem to have any problems...... That can only be done elsewhere......"
Speaking of this, Bird Zijing jumped up and slapped his hands on the table: "It's confirmed, it's almost that organization did it!" They were afraid that Li Guo would be too awesome, so they transferred your unborn brother to you from the beginning, which means that you are your brother now, and your brother is your ......"
Li Guo: "I ......"
Brother Shanyuan was also stunned: "What a complicated logic." ”
And Mo Chou stared at a pair of big watery eyes: "Mo Chou is ashamed, he can't understand ......"
"Good! While I have time, I'll tell you all about the causes, the results, and the consequences! Bird Zijing stepped on the coffee table with one foot, and exposed the small green panties with the surname CK to Li Guo's eyes directly opposite her: "...... back then"
Fortunately, at this critical moment, Xiaoxue's sister suddenly came to a rescue call.
"Brother! Where are you? I've made a discovery! ”
(To be continued)