Chapter 1520 "Spring Breeze Incomprehensible Customs"

"Of course it does. Come on, seeing how stupid you are, I'll give you a further hint. Listen, "New Silent Night Thoughts": Raise your head to look at the bright moon and bow your head to think of your hometown. To find a yurt, look at the crotch of your pants. ”

"Stinky Lily, how can there be a yurt in the crotch of your pants?" Zhang Qian said dissatisfied.

"Haha!" listened to Yu Li's "New Silent Night Thoughts", which made everyone laugh.

"I said Xiaoli, we are really talented enough, your song "New Silent Night Thoughts", although there is no gorgeous rhetoric and profound thinking, and the artistry is a little insufficient, but the appreciation is definitely more direct and vivid than Mr. Li's "Silent Night Thoughts". Wu Lan said with a smile.

"Sister Lan, we don't want artistry, we don't want appreciation, we want yurts." Zhang Qian said.

"Xiaoqian, what do you want a yurt for?"

"What else can you do? Of course, I played in it. Drinking mare's milk, eating hand-grabbed mutton, and listening to the beautiful sound of the horse's head qindi, it is like coming to the endless vast prairie. Climb high and overlook, the blue sky and white clouds, the sheep and horses run, the peach and willow green, the birds and flowers, the society is safe, the people are healthy, and the beautiful scenery of 'planting beans in the south of the mountain, the grass is full of beans and seedlings'. Zhang Qian said with infinite yearning.

"Hey! I said stinky girl, are you talking about the Mongolian steppe? Why does it sound like Tao Weng's peach blossom paradise? ”

"Sister Lan, don't care where it looks, do you say it's beautiful? Comfortable or not? ”

"It's beautiful, it's very pleasant, but it's a pity that you can't realize these ideas if you find a yurt now." Wu Lan said.

"Why?"

"Because there is neither mare's milk nor horse's head qin, nor mutton nor prairie, nor blue sky and white clouds, nor sheep, horses, and peach willows."

"Oh, Sister Lan, how do you know?" Zhang Qian asked.

"Except for a few of you little things, everyone on earth knows it, and of course I'm no exception." Wu Lan said with a smile.

"Sister Lan, since you know, then show my sister a clear way and tell me where this yurt is, right?"

"Okay, for the sake of you still like to study, sister, I'll give you a little bit. Listen up: gently wake up your sleeping mind and slowly open your eyes. Look at the world below Brother Zhang, whether the yurt is still strong. You people don't understand the amorous feelings, and you shouldn't blush after watching it. There is no mare's milk or grassland, and it is impossible to eat mutton. If you want to understand what's inside, you can't wait until you grow up. Xiaoqian, after listening to the lyrics of this song "Spring Breeze Incomprehensible Customs", do you understand the location of the yurt? ”

"I still don't know, ah! I saw it, stinky Lily, you still say you're not lying, what kind of yurt is this? Is it a small tent? Oh, my steppe, my mare's milk, my horse's head and my hand-caught mutton. ”

"Haha!" Seeing Zhang Qian's extremely disappointed funny look, everyone laughed again.

"I said Sister Lan, where did you get this song "Spring Breeze Incomprehensible Customs", although the lyrics are a bit yellow, but the whole is fantastic, let Brother Zhang modify it for you, this "Spring Breeze Incomprehensible Customs" will definitely become popular." Shi Kai said with a smile.

"Good idea, Brother Zhang, this task will be handed over to you, and when you make money, I will invite you." Wu Lan said.

"What do you want me to do?"

"Please drink mare's milk, admire the horse-head fiddle, and feast on hand-grabbed mutton. All right? ”

"Haha!" After listening to Wu Lan's proposal for these activities, everyone laughed together.

"Yes, yes, but it's better not to be in a yurt." Zhang Zheng said.

"Why?"

"What else? Don't you feel awkward? ”

"Awkward? Why? Wu Lan asked.

"'Look at the world below Brother Zhang, whether the yurt is still strong'. Sister Wu Lan, do you want to eat in such a yurt? ”

"Haha! It's okay if you don't mention it, after you mention it, it's not an awkward problem, but it's too disgusting. ”

"Besides, I can't let you feast in there."

"Why?"

"If you feast, brother, can I stand it? Besides, there is only one sausage, brother, what is the greater use of me? ”

"What sausage?"

"Sister Lan, you're so stupid, didn't I just tell the story of a sausage and two eggs? Did you forget? Luo Min smiled.

"Ahh Brother Zhang, you, you ......"

"Sister Lan, what's wrong with Brother Zhang? Is this to blame Brother Zhang? Besides, Brother Zhang has classified you, Miss Xiao, Sister Shanshan, Sister Shi Kai, Sister Xiaomei, Sister Li Sha, Sister Yuting, as well as Shen Jie, Yingying, Ouyang, Qiuping, Su Yun, Wang Fang, Yang Jing, Zhang Lei and other sisters into a group of big girls. Luo Min smiled.

"Hey! I said Xiaomin, what do you say? Qin Shanshan, Li Sha, Shi Kai and others said.

"Didn't say anything? Am I not complimenting you on your knowledge? ”