Just as I was about to leave, I saw a man walking out with a woman in his arms, and I knew the woman, it was a love fork!

This slut, just after being released from the hospital, got involved with other men, I took out my phone and took a few photos, the angles were very good, and after doing this, I rode the old donkey away.

Back to the door of the community, I and the fat man fought one by one, walked back to my house, there was no one in the living room, we entered the room and put the eldest brother and Xiaobo on the bed, the two of them just lay down and fell asleep, I was so tired that I was panting.

"Fatty, there's a computer, I unplugged the network cable at night, you pick it up yourself for fun, and, go to the living room to find two trash cans for me, it is estimated that these two people will vomit."

After explaining this to the fat man, I walked outside my father's room, I knocked on the door, and in a few moments the door opened.

"Hao'er?"

"Mom, where's Dad? I'll give him the key to the old donkey."

"Inside, come in."

I went inside, the TV was still on, my mother was sitting there watching TV, I didn't see my father in the whole room after watching it, and then I went to the toilet to look, and I saw him kneeling there, facing the toilet, and I saw that he had a piece of meat on his hand!

"Dad, give you the key."

Immediately after, Dad turned his head and gritted his teeth.

"Little bastard, did you tell your mother?"

"No, how could it be, I didn't meet my mother all the way out."

"Then how would he know I was in your room?"

I saw that my father had let his guard down for a moment, and I said to him seriously.

"Dad, could it be that Mommy put a locator on you?"

Dad's eyes suddenly made a big move, and then he turned over his whole body, searched for two minutes, and found a small thing from Dad's head, black.

"This bitch actually put a locator on me, fuck me."

I was also stunned, originally I was just a joke, but I didn't expect my mother to really install a locator on my father, and then I glanced at my father again.

"Dad, you haven't washed your hair in a few days."

"Wait a minute, I think it should be two days."

I gave him a blank look, this locator was obviously installed on him by his mother before, otherwise he wouldn't have been found from the Internet café today. I ignored the topic and whispered to him.

"What, Dad. I'm going out shopping tomorrow, see if it's okay."

"Asking for money? Roll"

Dad decisively refused, without thinking about it.

"Oh, isn't it just a little money?"

"A little money? Do you know how long I've been saving that money? You and I saved for half a year to save that little money. ”

"In a word, give it or not."

"No."

"Okay, don't regret it."

I turned around to leave, and my dad immediately grabbed me.

"How can I have a bad premonition, where are you going?"

"Find Mom."

"What are you looking for her?"

"It's nothing, it's just that I see things at night that I shouldn't see."

I'm talking about an island romance movie on the computer at night, and apparently my dad knows what I'm talking about and slaps me on the head.

"Little bastard, ** to threaten Lao Tzu again?"

I spread my hands out, and my expression looked very innocent.

"How can it be, Dad, you are on your mother's computer to download an island country romance movie, one side is my father, the other is my mother, it's difficult to do."

"You kid, you remember it for me."

Dad said it through gritted teeth, and then said it very distressingly.

"I've put the money in your drawer, you go get it yourself, remember, leave me a thousand yuan."

"Got it."

As soon as he finished speaking, I got up and prepared to leave, when my mother had already come.

"Wang Yue, it's twelve o'clock, you can get up, and next time you will kneel all night."

My dad greeted him with a smile on his face, and his expression was so obscene and obscene.

"Knowing the daughter-in-law, there will be no next time."

I shook my head, I really didn't have the face to look at, it was really embarrassing for a man.

When I got back to my room, I opened the drawers at the head of the bed, and sure enough, there was a stack of money, and I took it and counted it, almost two thousand yuan, and my heart was immediately happy.

I thought about it, but I still left twenty-three yuan to go down, and even the five hundred yuan that my father gave me at night, I now have two thousand three hundred yuan, the money is there, the volunteers are there, and I will go shopping with Li Menghan tomorrow, everything is ready, only the east wind is owed!

I suddenly thought of the photo I had taken tonight, I took out my phone and looked at it, and walked over to the fat man's side.

"Fatty, will you PS?"

"Yes, what's wrong?"

"Look, can you make this photo the effect of this woman picking up customers?"

"No problem, it's no problem for me to make his face a man."

The fat man said very awesomely, I couldn't help but get excited when I heard this, love fork slut, I will make you a celebrity in the whole school tomorrow.

"Then you get it for me, don't worry, just have an effect."

The fat man nodded, and got it up seriously.

I was lying in bed, a little sleepy, and with a little drink in the evening, I soon fell asleep.

When I woke up the next morning and looked around, the eldest brother and Xiaobo were still sleeping, and the fat man was also sleeping, so I walked to the computer and looked at the picture.

Works great, there's still a line of words underneath.

"This is the love fork slut, who has won the title of pick-up master in a nightclub!"

The picture also became the background of her walking into the hotel, I looked at the picture and laughed, this fat man is so talented, I have to hurry up to make a copy of 100 or 100 copies, and then send it to the school.

I went into the toilet to wash, I was in a good mood, and I was about to go out on a date with Li Menghan, I looked at the time, it was already more than ten o'clock, not early.

"Fatty, get up, go."

I looked at the fat man's outfit, no, no, no, decisively, this Nima walking on the street is definitely 200 percent.

"I'll get you some clothes."

"Why, this suit is so comfortable."

I ignored him and walked into the living room, where I saw the sparrow sitting reading the newspaper and I walked over.

"Uncle, lend me a piece of clothing."

"Borrow clothes? What are you borrowing my clothes for? ”

The sparrow looked at me puzzled.

"It's okay, just my classmate wears it, he's too big, mine he must be inappropriate, my dad's is not suitable, I can only ask you."

"You wait for me."

Sparrow put away the newspaper and walked back to his room, and in a few moments he came out with a suit in his hand.

"Well, I always wear a suit when I go out, I don't have any clothes."

"This is fine, thank you, uncle."

I took the suit back to my room and handed it to the fat man.

"Well, I've worn the whole thing."

"Isn't it, won't you let me wear a suit?"

"Hurry."

I looked very impatient, and the fat man was also very aggrieved to put it on, I glanced at him, it was still a little strange, but it was much better than the previous one.

Looking at the time, eleven o'clock was coming.

"Gone, gone."

I dialed Li Menghan's phone and asked him to wait for me at the entrance of the 'Jiajiale' shopping mall, and then I stopped a taxi with the fat man and set off.

"Third brother, I feel very uncomfortable dressed as a whole person."

"It's okay, it's handsome."

"Really?"

The fat man looked at me with a cute face, and I violated my conscience and said, "Really! ”

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