Chapter 409: The more beautiful a woman is, the more she can deceive
Chapter 409 The more beautiful a woman is, the more she will deceive people
"Brother Guoguo, this is my illusory heaven. Net is actually a labyrinth, have you ever seen Saint Seiya? It's like the six reincarnations of SaGa. Shang Di's voice seemed to come from all directions of Li Guo: "If it can't find me within half an hour, its energy will be full, and then it will start to strangle ......"
Before she finished speaking, Li Guo had already broken through the seemingly complex, colorful and exotic illusory realm, and went straight to Shang Di in the center of the labyrinth.
He buttoned his ears: "Actually, my brother forgot to tell you, my brother's best thing is to pick locks...... It's already at full level. ”
Yes, no matter how complicated the labyrinth is, it is just an ordinary lock, as long as you find the right method, anyone can easily unlock a big lock that looks the most complex and subtle at any time, and Li Guo happens to be a super expert in this area, he has always exercised his mental power The method is to use a variety of sophisticated locks and seemingly complex spherical Rubik's cubes, through this practice, Li Guo's spiritual power is far from the metamorphosis of the lock demon tower, but its precision is far more than anyone, Li Guo can even use his mental power to weld out a whole precision instrument on the motherboard of a computer.
So if he wants to get out of the labyrinth, it's like playing at all, and his eye can already convert the three-dimensional world into a two-dimensional flat world. In general, Shangqi still underestimates Li Guo too much.
"Brother Guoguo, you took advantage of me again." Shang Shu pouted: "I'm not happy." ”
After speaking, the picture on Shang Peng's side changed abruptly, and the world originally constructed by spiritual power disappeared in an instant, and transformed into a wilderness, a vast prairie with only thriving green grass and warm sunshine, as far as the eye can see, ancient wells without waves, and there is not even wind.
"It seems that Kunlun's can grab the space by themselves." Li Guo looked around: "Your space is much more beautiful than your senior brother's." ”
As he spoke, Li Guo snapped his fingers, and between the heaven and earth, which had tended to be stationary, suddenly trembled with a breeze, and the warm and soft wind blew the grass into ripples, and the warm fragrance of the sun blew on Li Guo's face, making him feel in a trance that he had returned to the spring outing organized by the school when he was in elementary school, and his mood suddenly became bright for no reason.
But Shang Qi's face suddenly turned pale, and she took two steps back in horror: "You ......"
"Great Creation?" Li Guo blew at Shangqi: "This doesn't count. ”
As soon as he finished speaking, a snow-white rabbit suddenly appeared at Shang Xi's feet and rubbed on her legs, Li Guo was quite proud: "This should barely be forgotten." ”
Shang Qi's eyes were almost bleeding, and she looked directly at the rabbit at her feet. As a person who is also proficient in the use of space, she knows very well what it means if a person can create a life in a borderland, so she was originally super confident, and the wall of pride in her psychology began to loosen in an instant.
"So cute......" Shangshu was a girl after all, she picked up the rabbit on the ground and rubbed her face against the rabbit: "I can actually see the real great creation." ”
Li Guote pretended to stand with his hands in his hands, as if he was a master outside the world, and said in a very bullish manner: "If you leave now, I will let you go." ”
In fact, Li Guo is playing the drum in his heart, after all, this bullshit big creation technique, he only learned to make rabbits until he died, except for making this kind of plush and fluffy small animals that have no use for half a dime except for braising and coaxing girls, Li Guo can't even make a single hair. And when it comes to fighting, to be honest, from just now, Li Guo can see that Shang Di is actually much more powerful than Amber Cat's father, that is, Comrade Haitang, Comrade Haitang almost won a pair of 800,000 at that time, even now Li Guo is no longer Wuxia Ameng, but now let him and Haitang be a perverted head-to-head with a hand-to-hand combat master, he still has palpitations.
Therefore, when facing Shangxi, Li Guo can fool as much as he can, but he can't be fooled, and then think of other ways. Because as early as when the spiritual power was exploring the labyrinth, he had already sensed that Shang Di was different from ordinary people, and her body structure seemed to be ...... It's a little different, because from beginning to end, Li Guo didn't feel Shang Di's heartbeat.
From the classics, Li Guo knows. There are only two kinds of people who don't have a heartbeat but are still alive, one is the living dead or called zombies, this kind of zombie is a completely different thing from Mo Chou, although they are all called zombies, but after all, the drought is immortal, and all indicators are almost the same as people, so Mo Chou *** is so cute, otherwise let Li Guo lick a cold and hard piece of meat, this kind of heavy thing...... It's really stressful.
And there is also a kind of living people who do not have a heartbeat, which is very rare, about one in a billion. People with this kind of physique are also called heavenly jealousy, in fact, they are literally very easy to understand, that is, because which indicator is too powerful, resulting in the sky is not tolerated, so they are born without a heartbeat, and anyone who does not have a heartbeat will be abandoned as a dead baby. If you are abandoned, at such a young stage, even the best of God will definitely be extinguished by the harsh environment and hunger.
Therefore, such people have always appeared only in the scriptures, and when they survive by this or that kind of chance, then they will surely become the dragon and phoenix among men, in every aspect, and almost without weakness.
Just as Edgeworth's flight violates the laws of physics, the existence of jealousy actually violates medical doctrine.
And now, a living jealousy is standing in front of Li Guo, smiling like a flower and showing brightly. This made Li Guo really sigh that his luck was so good, every time he could encounter this kind of strange thing that would not come out in tens of millions of years.
"Brother Guo, where are you staring?" Shangxi's youngest daughter played with her braids: "It's very rude." ”
Li Guo turned his head with a spirit: "You go, just because we haven't met today, I won't pursue you." ”
Shang Shu smiled crisply: "I'll tell you a secret, I hate the sisters of Shejitu, and the other is ...... In Kunlun Heavy Treasure, there is another set that everyone doesn't know, that is, my Shifang. ”
Li Guo was stunned for a moment, turned around and looked at Shang Qi, and said nothing.
"Shifang, in fact, after the four swords of Zhuxian were shattered, the remnants of the sword soul created something comparable to the power of the Zhuxian Sword itself." Shang Shu blinked his eyes and touched his braids: "It's just that Song Song can't use his full ability until now, but ......"
Shang Shu pretended to smile vaguely: "It's not a problem to use it against a man who can do great creative arts. ”
When the words landed, Shang Shu suddenly threw the two scimitars in her hands into the air, and shouted: "Annihilation"
The two rounded scimitars formed a complete circle in mid-air, and after falling, they slowly rotated around Shang Ze like a boomerang, looking very sci-fi, just like the picture in the movie.
And Li Guo took a deep breath: "I don't want to fight with people." ”
"That's up to you, dig out the guy." Shang Shu crooked his mouth and smiled evilly: "I won't show mercy." ”
After speaking, Shang Shu stretched out her hand and pointed, and her ten directions suddenly rushed towards Li Guo with a strange arc and lightning speed, leaving only a trace of electric light that was too late to disperse along the way.
Li Guo shook his head, his body shook, and he struck an elbow sideways on the body of the speeding Shifang Sword, and jumped high with the surging recoil force, trying to step on the stupid-looking Shifang in one fell swoop.
At the moment when Li Guo just flew away, he found that Shang Di's face was less than a meter away from him. In this way, a beautiful girl turned into an unsheathed sword in the blink of an eye, and the fierce offensive was not as fancy as Shangqing's routine posture just to show off, there were no superfluous movements, it was straight like a meteor that pierced the sky, and the sword qi rushing outside the body pierced Li Guo's skin in a blink of an eye, so that his own body protection sword qi could not play any role at all.
Li Guo was stunned, he had never been in contact with someone using a sword like this, his sword was just a disguise, and what he really used to attack was his own **.
This stunned time, at best, was only two milliseconds, but these two milliseconds were enough to rush into Li Guo's melee range.
In the blink of an eye, Shang Di's face was almost on Li Guo's face, and the distance between the eyes of the two people was only five centimeters at most. Li Guo even felt the tip of Shangxi's nose touch the tip of his nose, and the hot and warm breath could already be clearly touched, and the slightly astringent and sweet body fragrance when he was forcibly kissed just now rushed into Li Guo's nasal cavity again.
"Brother Li, you lost." Shang Shu smiled, his eyes narrowed into crescent moons: "Don't play tricks." ”
Li Guo smiled: "Not yet, right?" ”
Shang Shu hesitated for a moment, then lowered his head, and found that Li Guo's two fingers were pointing at his navel, and the highly concentrated sword qi on his fingertips seemed to be ready to pierce his delicate navel at any time.
But Shang Shu took a step forward nonchalantly: "Then it depends on who is faster." ”
As he spoke, Li Guo suddenly felt a strange touch underneath, and when he looked down, he found that Shang Qi's left hand ghost knew when there was an extra crystal clear dagger, which was on Li Guo's deadliest sausage, and it seemed that as long as he took another half an inch, Li Guo would be able to start cultivating the ultimate move given to him by the physically disabled Zhijian-the supreme martial arts called the supreme martial arts of the physically disabled Zhijian.
"Brother Li, actually, my request is not too much." Shang Shu smiled sweetly: "Stop infringing on Kunlun's industry and help Kunlun get through this difficulty." ”
Li Guo shook his head, and then the whole person dissipated piece by piece, as if the whole person was made of dry flour, and it dissipated as soon as the wind blew.
Then, a hand poked out of the void and locked Shang Shu's neck, although he did not hold a sword in his hand, the sword qi comparable to a sharp blade was already blooming.
"I said not necessarily." Li Guo smiled stupidly: "It's not easy for a girl to attack people in three ways." ”
Shang Shu should have panicked, but she was as indifferent as Li Guo's expression, and her hearty and strong laughter sounded again: "Brother Li, you really don't eat hard and soft." I said, as long as you are willing to help me, you just want my body, and I will give it to you. Why fight and kill. ”
The black gas in Li Guo's eyes was dotted, and every time he breathed, black smoke like a shadow would come out, he locked Shang Peng's body with one hand, and pulled Shang Peng's trouser belt with the other hand, and said in a hoarse voice: "No one is qualified to negotiate conditions with me." ”
"Heavenly Demon Reincarnation, it turns out that he was baptized by the Heavenly Demon Reincarnation." Shang Shu looked down at Li Guo's hand trying to reach into her body wrapped in a tight robe: "It's originally a natural demonic nature, and it's stimulated by the reincarnation of a heavenly demon, so something really will go wrong." ”
After speaking, Shang Di's body suddenly became short, like a loach to break free from Li Guo's control, and before he could stand firmly, a whip leg relay, and then a leg as powerful as a tiger's tail went straight to Li Guo's front door, and broke the sound barrier twice.
Li Guo's spiritual power was dispatched too much, causing the reaction speed to be completely unable to keep up with her, although she dodged slightly, she was still struck in the chest by Shang Di.
Under the blow, Li Guo flew upside down like a cannonball, and just when Li Guo's momentum was about to decrease, Shangqi stopped Li Guo's way again, and then there was a whip leg that was so luxurious that it couldn't be more luxurious and sharp than it could be. And at the end of this whip leg, Shang Shu also came with a thunderbolt knife.
Li Guo hit three moves in a row, and suddenly his throat was hot and sweet, and then the hot sweet and bloody blood gushed out of his mouth and came out of the inner passages of his nose and ears.
"Brother Li, it's good to admit defeat." Shang Di didn't seem to be worried about Li Guo at all: "If you admit defeat, you can suffer less." ”
Li Guo lay on the ground and did not move, as if he was dead.
But Shang Di walked towards Li Guo step by step, and said as he walked: "You still have a chance now, if you propose to me, it's not impossible, I don't have high requirements, as long as a decent diamond ring and a three-bedroom house, a small displacement private car, less than 100,000." I will definitely be a good wife who cares about my family, an absolute good wife and mother.
Having said that, the good wife and mother now walked in front of Li Guo and stepped on Li Guo's head: "Really, it will really be a good wife and mother." ”
Then there was another pedal, which was extremely heavy: "You can play with me in bed, you can play with me in the kitchen, or you can play with me on the coffee table in the living room." ”
The more gentle she said, the harder she stepped on Li Guo, and Li Guo's head was already deep in the soil: "Brother Li, do you say it's good?" If you're a little more perverted, you can let me play the fox, stick a tail in my ass, and hit me doggystyle. ”
Li Guo had already been trampled on by her, and she didn't even twitch when she didn't twitch.
"Then we'll have another child, and I'll teach him English, and you teach him how to spend money." Shang Shu saw that Li Guo's head had nowhere to step on, so she changed the angle and walked to Li Guo's side: "By the way, I can accept flying together, you can put me and your girlfriends side by side, and then in my mouth while watching us perform." ”
"Hey, I said." A cheap voice suddenly came from the void: "Don't you be so glamorous?" Step on it, you step on it and talk about it. ”
Then, Zhijian, who was disabled, held a large porcelain bowl containing husband and wife lung slices, and hissed and panted while eating: "I said, you have watched too many Japanese love action movies, right?" Li Guo has only one position except for licking so far. ”
"Shit." Li Guo sat up suddenly: "You don't insult my reputation." ”
The disabled Zhijian glanced at Li Guo disdainfully: "Nima, why are you so cheap, being stepped on so much, just for other people's girls to say obscene things?" You're so funny. ”
Li Guo patted the ash on his head: "Didn't I suppress that thing wholeheartedly just now, you ** make a mess for me, in case I am demonized, see if you are still happy." ”
Shang Shu frowned, his expression instantly turned hideous, and he stomped down on Li Guo's head again, without dragging his feet in the slightest.
But this time, Shang Di's feet did not fall on Li Guo's head, but they were held firmly by Li Guo, and the color of Li Guo's eyes completely changed color, showing a dazzling and bright golden color, which was extremely luxurious.
The disabled Zhijian looked at him: "Okay, you and him can finally let the master completely unseal it once." ”
After speaking, Li Guochao was handicapped and resolute: "Force." ”
"This sentence is redundant." Li Guo also smiled sheepishly: "Give me strength." ”
Then, Xia Ling, who was watching TV and eating popcorn in the wing room of Kunlun Mountain, suddenly bloomed with dazzling brilliance like a high-pressure neon lamp, and more than half of the sword souls on his body rose into the sky, breaking through the cage of Xia Ling's body and penetrating into the sky.
Xia Ling took a mouthful of popcorn, looked up at the ceiling that had been bitten with a hole, and then silently turned to look at Chen Weiwei, who was using cucumbers as a mask: "Just now...... What do you see? ”
Chen Weiwei also stared at the ceiling stupidly: "It seems that something strange has flown out......"
And Mo Chou, who had already retreated to the bird's house, suddenly jumped up from the sofa, muffled his head without saying a word, slapped the sword box, stepped out of the sheath and galloped out without saying a word. It also made Sister Snow and Bird Spirit, who were playing poker, confused.
"What is she doing here?" The bird looked at the humanoid mark on the glass that was knocked out by Mo Chou: "Took the wrong medicine?" ”
Sister Xue rolled her eyes, and then slapped her thigh: "Brother, brother, something must have happened."
"**, the person who bullied the old lady?" Bird spirit threw the poker down: "Copy the guy"
Amber, who was fishing in the middle of the sea with a sun hat at the moment, was also shocked, trembling all over, not noticing that a big fish had already fled after biting the hook. After just a moment of silence, with a meow, he disappeared on his luxury yacht, following Li Guo's commotion, and quickly teleported over.
I'm really tired and tired during the New Year...... Is this still the year I longed for when I was a child, and now I am penniless, exhausted, and I have six yuan left to pay my salary next month.........
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