The beauty in the blue skirt praised Han Xiaohei for being handsome, and coquettished Han Xiaohei, and took the initiative to ask Han Xiaohei for his mobile phone number, and even relied on Han Xiaohei's rhythm?

Oh, my God!

Such a beautiful girl, how many excellent men in the world are waiting for your favor. But why, you just fell in love with that kid at first sight?

In an instant, more than 80 percent of the livestock suddenly felt that life was hopeless. There seems to be an artificial lake in front of you, so let's commit suicide by diving over there!

It's really an era of looking at faces!

After the beautiful woman in the blue dress was sent to the reception of new students at Jeju University, the bus driver was still shouting that he would not turn on the air conditioner in order to save energy for the country. It's good now, seeing the beauty in the blue dress, without saying a word, I turned on the air conditioner. The beautiful woman in the blue dress coughed, and the bus driver immediately snuffed out the cigarette that he had smoked a few puffs.

What makes people feel even more powerless is that according to the regulations, the bus must be full, or it can only leave at a certain time.

The student union cattle on the bus, as well as the bus driver, were fine, only to hear the beautiful woman in the blue dress say: "Oops! It's noon, so it's been a long time to go? ”

Because of this sentence, the bus only took less than one-fifth of the time, and it set off ahead of schedule before the stipulated time.

"That's it? I'd like to see more! A student council animal looked at the bus that poured into the traffic.

When the bus was gone, the students thought of a crucial question. They surrounded Han Xiaohei one after another, looking like they were going to be 'tortured'. However, when they really spoke, they all smiled and said softly.

"Classmate Han, have you known the blue dress beauty named Xuan Jingyi for a long time? Otherwise, why did you react strongly when you saw her name just now? When she saw you, she was so gentle with you? ”

"I ......" Han Xiaohei smiled meaningfully, shook his head and said: "I don't know her, as for why she is so gentle with me, it can only be said that my brother's charm is too great, it's as simple as that!" ”

Han Xiaohei shrugged, walked to the sun umbrella, took a boxed lunch, and ate it first. It's just that when I'm eating, I'm still smiling on my face.

Although it was noon, there was a train carrying new students at half past one in the afternoon and half past three, so everyone worked a little harder and ate here.

But the lunch box is not bad, there are meat and vegetarian dishes, and seafood. Eating these, and then a cold beer, it was so sour and refreshing, it was really enjoyable.

After eating, I will go to the bus to blow the cool breeze and play poker for a while, believing that the time will pass quickly.

Han Xiaohei had just eaten half of it, and Liu Hanyan, who had slept for a while in the bus, came to eat.

"What happened just now, so many screams, and all of them are men's screams?" Liu Hanyan asked.

"I don't know, maybe they're all crazy." Han Xiaohei said.

"Cut! I don't believe you don't know! Liu Hanyan ate while looking at the list of thirty-two students. This morning, five came, eight more just came, two more came at half past one, and three came at half past three, which was regarded as receiving eighteen new students who came to report alone. Thirty-two minus eighteen, tomorrow and the day after tomorrow, I will receive fourteen more freshmen who come alone, Han Xiaohei, thank you for your hard work! ”

Liu Hanyan said, sandwiched a crayfish and put it in Han Xiaohei's lunch box.

"If it's all clipped, won't it be delivered to my mouth?" Han Xiaohei pouted.

"Think beautifully!" After Liu Hanyan finished speaking, he looked around, and found that no one paid attention to this, sandwiched a piece of beef, and stuffed it into Han Xiaohei's mouth, who thought that the chopsticks were bitten by Han Xiaohei. "Han Xiaohei, let go quickly, otherwise you will be seen!"

"You promise to feed me one more bite, and I'll spread it!" Han Xiaohei said.

"Even if I let me feed you again, then you have to let go first!" Liu Hanyan gritted his teeth and said.

"Don't lie to me." Han Xiaohei grinned, and then let go of Liu Hanyan's chopsticks.

"Humph! I'm still feeding you, it's good if I don't hit you! Liu Hanyan said angrily, sometimes, she really wanted to pinch Han Xiaohei, but she just couldn't give up. Just like now, she actually made a mistake again, sandwiched a piece of beef, and fed it to Han Xiaohei's mouth.

"How is it beef?" Han Xiaohei ate with relish, but he still said so.

"You're still picky!" Liu Hanyan sandwiched another crayfish and stuffed it into Han Xiaohei's mouth. It was because Liu Hanyan was surprised to find that Han Xiaohei had eaten it whole just now, and spit out an almost complete shell in two or three seconds. Of course, all the shrimp meat was eaten by Han Xiaohei.

Even eating shrimp is so different? No wonder it's a demon!

Sure enough, it only took two or three seconds for Han Xiaohei to spit out a nearly complete shrimp shell. While eating the shrimp meat with relish, he said unhappily, "How is it shrimp?" ”

"Don't like beef? Crayfish don't like to eat? Then you will spit it out! Liu Hanyan could only clip a chopstick rape, and regardless of whether Han Xiaohei swallowed the shrimp meat or not, he stuffed the rape into Han Xiaohei's mouth.

"How is it rape!" Han Xiaohei said.

"Han Xiaohei, believe it or not, I killed you!" Liu Hanyan is about to go crazy. "There is only beef, crayfish, and rape here, I will feed you one by one, and it is not what you want to eat, what do you want to eat?"

"Hey, hey! I want to eat you. Han Xiaohei smiled shamelessly.

"Die!" Liu Hanyan finished scolding Han Xiaohei, and facing Han Xiaohei to eat, it really affected his mood too much. So, she turned away. As soon as she turned around, she was taken aback. She and the three student union animals stared at each other widely, and it took a while before they showed a stern look, "You don't eat, what are you looking at here?" ”

"Huh? We didn't see anything, we really didn't see anything! "The animals of the three student councils pretended to be blind and ran away without a trace.

Ask them what they see? They really don't have three hundred taels of silver here.

"Han Xiaohei, it's all up to you!" Liu Hanyan said.

Female teachers feed male students, and they flirt? This is about to be rumored, which means that Liu Hanyan's worst fears are about to happen.

"Be careful next time."

"And next time, go aside!" Liu Hanyan pouted, but his eyes were fixed on the list of thirty-two students, as if he had discovered a new world, and said to Han Xiaohei: "Han Xiaohei, take a look, how can there be Xuan Jingyi's name on it?" ”

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