Chapter 245: The Gu of Calamity and Fortune is mine!
The dignified rich second generation is really dignified, and he can still maintain a firm sanity in the face of flying disasters, covering his head that blooms like kapok, and trying his best to prevent the surrounding classmates from going up to do it.
Li Guo was really upset for him, obviously it was another table fighting and brawling, this kind of thing often happened in this kind of mixed food stalls. But the fact is that after at least thirty meters of fighting, the wine bottle came with a super world wave, which directly hit Wu Siyu's brain.
Just know that this is much less likely than hitting the post from 30 yards away, and if the person who threw the bottle is not called Beckham, then the bottle must have been taught by Mourinho.
But fortunately, he didn't seem to be too seriously injured, and he casually stopped the bleeding with a napkin, and was ready to get up and go back with the help of a classmate. But just when Li Guo was about to walk up to ask about his condition, a moving car with a bucket suddenly drove on the small street, and when he passed Wu Siyu, the single sofa tied to the top suddenly slipped down...... "Oops......" The dignified rich second generation screamed, and he didn't even have time to escape, so he was directly crushed by the sofa, wailing again and again.
Li Guo was stunned at the time, and just wanted to rush over to help, but Uncle Duan Bing stretched out his hand: "Wait a minute." β
Sure enough, just when Wu Siyu got up, said nothing to the driver, and was about to continue to go home, suddenly disappeared, about two or three minutes later, Li Guo found that he slowly and tearfully climbed up from a light well with a manhole cover on the side of the road, and then sat on the side of the road and covered his head and stopped moving, as if he was waiting for someone.
"What's going on?" Li Guo didn't know what expression to use, this rich second generation was also unlucky, three consecutive hits in just a few minutes, although the injuries were not serious, but this kind of unlucky thing happened one after another at the same time, it was always a little weird.
Saying that, Mo Chou also walked up with the cat in her arms, and she frowned: "Xianggong, this is very similar to a kind of Gu worm that Mo Chou knows." β
"Calamity." Duan Bing nodded: "Calamity Gu, the Gu will be in doom until death, this kind of Gu is not common, most of them appear in the humid areas of the Southern Barbarians, and there are very few in the Central Plains." β
Li Guo nodded, standing there and observing Wu Siyu carefully. And Duan Bing continued: "Usually, most of the Gu people are rich and wealthy or born with good fortunes, as the so-called blessings and misfortunes depend on each other, the more perfect the person, the easier it is to provoke this kind of Gu worm. β
In this way, Li Guo is clear, if others were born with a golden spoon, then this Wu Siyu was born purely with the key to the gold mine, and he is his father's old man, he is the only son in the family, and the fate of Wanguan family wealth and many people is in his hands alone. If this kind of person is not considered to be a perfect person, then can he still be counted?
Therefore, it is mostly reasonable to be approached by this kind of Gu. Especially now when the world is plagued by insects.
Wu Siyu sat there, and his classmates surrounded him, but they were all dispersed by him in the end. Maybe he was afraid of accidentally hurting the people around him, so he just sat there with his head covered and didn't say a word.
"If you don't care." Mo Chou shook his head: "From three to five, I will become a little widow in spring." β
Li Guo smiled, slowly walked towards Wu Siyu, who was silent, and patted him on the shoulder.
"I'm fine...... Go back early, I'll be back later. Wu Siyu didn't raise his head, but waved his hand weakly: "Really, don't worry." β
To this extent, the rich second generation, who was still red and shiny yesterday, has become embarrassed today, with a faint black line extending from the back of the earlobe, withered hair, and the meticulous hairstyle used to be messed up.
"Are you waiting for spring?" Li Guo sat next to him: "You are quite unlucky today." β
When Wu Siyu heard Li Guo's voice, he raised his head sharply, revealing a face full of small wounds and a red and swollen nose: "President ......"
"How did this happen?"
Wu Siyu looked around, and then sighed silently: "I don't know, I went to the celebration banquet last night, and when I went back, I took a shortcut and walked through a small alley, because of the urgency to urinate, I urinated in a corner...... And since then, I've been very unlucky. My dad said that it might have been an evil spirit, and he had caused something unclean, and he had to find a mage to do it. I'm scared right now......"
After Wu Siyu's words box was opened, it seemed that he was about to pour out all the grievances. It turned out that after he came home last night, his whole life began to be subverted, the bed collapsed when he slept, the sleeping floor was bitten by insects, he got up in the morning to go to the toilet and blocked the sewer, and finally dredged it, the water pipe burst again, he was smashed by glass when he went to school during the day, he was bitten by a dog, he was caught in the head by the bus, he ate screws when he ate, he was smashed and his nose was swollen when he played basketball, he took out six counterfeit bills for 700 yuan, his mobile phone fell into the public toilet, and his fingers were pierced with a ballpoint pen. But he was scratched by a car, smashed by a wine bottle, crushed by a sofa, and fell into a manhole...... In short, living is the possession of the declining god in the Monopoly, and if you want to be more unlucky, you will be more unlucky...... After hearing this, Li Guo's brows furrowed, and then he beckoned to Mo Chou.
"Mo Chou heard his words." Mo Chou patted his ass and sat next to Li Guo: "In this case, it must be right." This is a calamity. β
"Calamity?" Wu Siyu raised his head haggardly: "What calamity?" β
Duan Bing slowly walked over with his sword in his arms: "I don't know if Xiaoyou has heard of Gu worms." β
"Gu worms?" Wu Siyu was stunned for a moment, and then his face changed: "This kind of thing...... Does it really exist? β
Li Guo smiled and pointed to the person who was still eating over there, making the little surname disabled: "You also saw him that day, is it different?" β
Wu Siyu covered his head with his hands and shook his head vigorously: "I want to take a bath now, and then sleep well." β
"If you take a shower now, you might drown." Zhijian, who was disabled, didn't know what to do, wiped his mouth and stood next to Wu Siyu, looking at this rich second generation with a smile: "If you want to live, go with the masters." β
Wu Siyu turned his head to look at Li Guo, and then glanced at the end of the road: "I...... I'm waiting for spring. β
Li Guo snorted and laughed, raised his hand and pointed to a big tree next to him: "Didn't you notice that the spring had come early?" β
Sure enough, as soon as Li Guo finished speaking, he flashed out from behind the tree in the spring, and nodded at Li Guo with a cold face: "I followed him all day." β
When Wu Siyu heard it, he was stunned on the spot: "I...... How I don't know. β
Li Guo shook his head. This is like a joke, she is a genius girl in the spring, with an IQ of up to 185, proficient in reconnaissance, counter-reconnaissance and various intelligence science, and even legendary espionage technology. Just rely on you, a simple and pure rich second generation, to find out that in the spring, the intelligence director of the Asian region of the Green Gang might as well go back and have a litter of children as soon as possible.
"Did you find anything?" Li Guo patted Jinchun's head like a sister: "I think, you can't analyze this thing, right?" β
Jin Chun narrowed his eyes and shook his head silently: "But I think there should always be a reason, I have also seen people who have been tricked by Gu Arts, and that is in Southeast Asia." The names are different, but they're mostly similar. But who would harm a pollution-free college student? β
"Let's talk as we go." Li Guo bumped Mo Chou with his arm.
Mo Chou immediately understood, and put a finger on Wu Siyu's chest: "The sword qi enters the body, seal!" β
As soon as the words fell, two black blood suddenly rushed out of Wu Siyu's nose and ears, but the black line behind his ear obviously faded into a small dot, and his complexion was obviously much better, at least there was no feeling of dark clouds.
"It can only be sealed for a while." Mo Chou shrugged helplessly: "After all, Mo Chou is not a professional. β
Li Guo nodded, and then called Narcissus who ran away angrily just now because of Li Guo's tricks: "Who is that, there is a business." Pick it up or not? β
Narcissus raised his voice and hummed, and then asked with interest: "How is your family, if you are poor, please turn left to the community medical service station." β
Li Guo smiled and handed the phone to Wu Siyu. Wu Siyu fed and said pitifully: "People are stupid, there is a lot of money, and the speed is ......."
"Good Ratcha!" Narcissus happily answered, hung up the phone instantly, and then everyone waited for less than thirty seconds, a Narcissus wearing a pink HelloKitty pajama suit, and white fluffy bunny slippers, with a hairpin on his head, appeared on the corner of the street with a glass of hot milk, and blatantly waved at Li Guo and them unscrupulously...... Narcissus is so delicate, so delicate that no one doesn't treat him as a woman, so when a person appears on the street, he immediately becomes the focus of passers-by, and Li Guo is even thinking about whether to pay attention to this grandson's greeting...... When she saw this person, she turned her head and looked at Li Guo with interest: "President, new?" β
"New fart...... Li Guo wiped his face: "Man." β
Jin Chun was stunned for a moment, and then couldn't help pulling Wu Siyu to leave Li Guo three or five steps, although he was silent, but the strange feeling in his eyes made Li Guo very uncomfortable...... "Okay, is this person?" When Li Guo and the others walked to Narcissus's side, he opened his mouth straight and pointed at Wu Siyu: "Disaster Gu, the price is 480,000." No money? No problem, I'll give you two days to fundraise, if it's more than two days, don't come, I can't help it. β
Narcissus said, pointing at Li Guo: "He is my guarantor, and he is absolutely innocent." By the way, during the two days of fundraising, every day with grapefruit bark plus brown sugar tangerine peel and coconut bristles, thirty bowls were swooped into half bowls, accompanied by boy urine, oh, you are still a child, just drink your own, you can suppress it. β
"Don't ...... Don't ......" Wu Siyu's face turned green when he heard this disgusting prescription, and these sixty bowls were boiled into one bowl, which is a boiled syrup! So he hurriedly waved his hand: "I'll give cash!" β
"Cash? Attaboy! Narcissus stretched out his hand: "The money is coming." β
Wu Siyu didn't dare to delay, and hurriedly took out a bank card from his pocket: "There are 600,000 on this card, don't look for it...... The password is the last six digits of the card number. β
"Yo, then I can run a VIP through train for you, and next time I have something to give you priority." Narcissus touched his chin and looked at the bank card in his hand with a bright eye: "Okay, go to my house." β
Li Guo was stunned: "Where is your home?" β
Narcissus touched his head: "It's almost two hundred meters away from your house...... I've always been by your side. β
Li Guo's hair stood on end by Narcissus's words, and he glanced at Narcissus very disgusted...... And Zhijian, who was disabled, stepped forward at this time and looked Narcissus up and down: "You go and change your surname, make the ** bigger, my fruit likes milk." β
Everyone looked at the disabled Zhijian strangely, then ignored him, and followed Narcissus to a dark corner, and then Narcissus was stunned: "I can't take anyone." β
Li Guo nodded: "I can." β
"Sure enough, it deserves the name of the great god back then." Narcissus snorted, "Come on, follow me." β
After speaking, the narcissus disappeared with a whoosh, and Li Guo hugged Mo Chou with one hand and carried his little thick legs into the spring with the other, and also wore it in. The rest of the disabled Zhijian, Wu Siyu and Duan Bingmian looked at each other.
"Give back my girlfriend......" Wu Siyu stretched out her hand sadly towards the place where Li Guo disappeared...... And the disabled Zhijian glared at Duan Bing, who was full of stubble, and Wu Siyu, who had a decrepit face, with a resentful face: "Bring people to pick soft belts, this is the time, there is no way to get over ......"
However, after all, the disabled Zhijian still took Duan Bing and Wu Siyu to follow Li Guo's trajectory, dragging Duan Bing's sword and Wu Siyu's feet and neck...... When he came to Narcissus's house, Li Guo's first feeling was that it was clean. It's indescribably clean, as if stepping into it will have a feeling of tarnishing the place, the room is not big, but it exudes a very pure feeling of home, and ...... Li Guo even smelled a scent of her daughter's fragrance.
"Quietly, my sister is asleep." Narcissus took out a few cans of Coke from the refrigerator, handed them to a few people who came, and pointed to Amber, who was about to use her paws to flip the TV switch: "Don't turn on the TV!" β
"The Great Sea? The Great Sea? Narcissus stuck her head into the kitchen: "Please don't toss at night, okay, do you want to play and wait until tomorrow?" Momo slept! β
Juhai let out a sullen sigh and walked out of the kitchen with a glass of yellow things: "I think it's better to add bananas." β
And after Li Guo looked around, he asked in a low voice, "Do you still have a sister?" β
"It's not my sister, it's an abandoned baby I picked up when I was a child, and I think it's quite fateful." Narcissus drank the milk in his hand: "Thirteen years old." β
The image of Narcissus became tall in Li Guo's eyes in an instant, although Li Guo really didn't like this person very much, but Narcissus really seemed to be described by himself, not a bad person. After all, the man who can adopt an abandoned baby is a broken winged angel who can't afford to hurt in his previous life...... "How old are you......" Li Guo felt very bored while waiting for his disabled Zhijian, so he picked out some strange questions and asked casually: "Are you twenty years old?" β
Narcissus glanced at Li Guo: "I'm twenty-three." Are you going to start laughing at my baby face? β
Li Guo shook his head: "No...... Younger than me, huh? β
Li Guo suddenly felt a sense of frustration, a person younger than himself was actually so powerful...... It's a bit ...... I'm a little ashamed.
Juhai Swallow Mountain didn't say much, just shuttled back and forth in the kitchen, and kept bringing out some food that Li Guo had never seen and put on the table in the living room: "Taste it." β
"Delicious!" Amber was the first to rush forward, eating a little of each pastry, and then purring and snoring in great satisfaction.
Mo Chou, who was aroused by her deliciousness, also followed and began to sweep wildly...... At this moment, Narcissus's closed door suddenly opened a crack, revealing a rather pale face and a pair of eyes with shyness and fear.
"Momo, what time is it? Don't sleep yet! Narcissus' eyes widened: "How many times have I told you!" β
Just after the training, the door closed tightly...... "That's your sister?" Li Guo frowned: "It seems to be ......"
"Looks sick, doesn't it?" Narcissus rubbed her nose: "When I picked her up, it was winter. She was thrown under the bridge for three days, her internal organs were frozen to the point of exhaustion. I'll give her a life, but I'm not a god, so I can't make something out of nothing. So my health has been bad, I can't help it. It would have been her life to survive. β
Li Guo nodded, in fact, from Narcissus's understated words, Li Guo already knew how good this guy's medical skills were...... A newborn baby was frozen for three days, and it was basically certain that he was dead, but this guy could still be rescued, not only rescued, but also looked at the small schoolbag on the sofa...... I can go to school like a normal person. This can already be called a miracle of the flesh and bones of the living dead.
At this time, the disabled Zhijian dragged the two big men out of the air, carrying a large bag of strange things in their hands. After seeing Li Guo, he shook the things in his hand excitedly: "The boss has a treat and rounds the wild He Shou Wu in the pharmacy." β
Wu Siyu stood up from the ground and patted his chest: "It's too exciting...... This is the crossing......"
Li Guo looked at the disabled Zhijian with a smile and a smile: "What do you want this thing for?" β
Zhijian, who is disabled, turned pale: "Actually, I don't know, I just look at it." β
Li Guo gave a thumbs up: "Good ......"
And Narcissus pointed at Wu Siyu at this time: "Boss, lie on the ground." β
Wu Siyu was stunned for a moment, and looked at the circle of people around him: "Is this good......
"What nonsense." Jin Chun frowned, and Hedong reprimanded Wu Siyu like a lion: "Hurry up!" β
Wu Siyu really listened to the words of Chun, went to the ground without saying a word, unbuttoned his body, closed his eyes tightly, and said delicately: "Tap ......"
The picture in front of Narcissus and Li Guo seemed to be black and white in an instant. After all, it is rare for ordinary people to see such a man lying on the ground waiting to be inserted...... It's a weird feeling...... Narcissus shook her head: "If I confiscate your money, I will definitely cripple you for life." β
As he spoke, he crouched down and pulled out a bright knife and a marker from his pocket. and began to draw the Tao on Wu Siyu's body.
"What is this for?" Li Guo turned his head sideways and whispered to Zhijian, who was disabled: "It looks like watching a perverted movie......"
Zhijian, who is physically disabled, pointed to those marker strokes and said, "This is the direction of the flow of qi and blood in the human body, and everyone's is different. To catch a live Gu, you must first avoid these channels, so as not to force the Gu worm to bite off the meridians, then there is no help. β
Li Guo nodded as if he was understanding. I just wanted to ask Duan Bing if he had such sharp and precise knife skills, how did he know that this god-killing uncle who was reincarnated by a starving ghost actually came to Mo Chou's side to grab food with the cat...... "President ......" Cheng Chun suddenly pinched Li Guo's arm: "I'm a little worried about ......"
Li Guo scratched his head: "It should be fine...... This man is an absolute master. β
And after Narcissus drew all the Tao on Wu Siyu's chest, he began to use his fingers to gently press the various big points on Wu Siyu's body: "It's okay, it's just one day." But it's actually just a primitive disaster. Good luck! β
After talking to himself, he raised his head and looked at Li Guo: "Show you what the worm mother looks like." β
As he spoke, he used the sharp knife to lightly slash along the skin of Wu Siyu's left shoulder...... And Wu Siyu shuddered: "Anesthetic...... Narcotic ......"
"Numb fart." Narcissus continued to scratch the knife on his skin: "I need anesthetics for this kind of minor surgery, then I will be in vain." β
Li Guo didn't speak anymore, just looked directly at the once-in-a-century [***] anatomy...... Narcissus realistically cut dozens of large and small wounds on Wu Siyu's body, and in this process, Wu Siyu, who did not take anesthetic, actually did not cry out of pain, and there was not a drop of blood oozing out. All that came out were wisps of gray-black pus. It looks disgusting.
Then, Narcissus took out a packet of yellow powder from the drawer, dipped it on her finger, and stuffed it into the wound little by little. This process made Li Guo get goosebumps. And in the spring, he simply stopped watching it, put his head behind Li Guo's buttocks, and cried a mess.
Miraculously, after the yellow powder was stuffed down, a two-inch-long bulge was noticeably bulging on Wu Siyu's skin, and it moved up and down the skin very quickly.
Narcissus smiled slightly, his eyes flashed, his hand raised the knife, and hooked it hard with a hook on the back of the handle. Suddenly, a hideous worm with a colorful dog face appeared on Narcissus's hand.
"And then." Narcissus threw the things in his hand directly to Li Guo.
Li Guo's fart was about to scare out...... But he still pinched the bug, which looked completely different from the kind of bug Li Guo saw last time. The Golden Gu King looks naΓ―ve, fat, and golden, although it is still disgusting to eat raw, but in fact it looks quite cute.
But this thing, at first glance, is a crooked way of an evil demon, and the fierce eyes alone make people shudder, plus that mouthful of teeth, Li Guo has no doubt that this thing can easily break people's bones.
However, this insect is very happy on Wu Siyu, but as soon as it reaches Li Guo's hands, it becomes a wilted cucumber...... I didn't dare to move.
"You have the Golden Gu King on you, and the other little deflated three are scared to death." Narcissus smeared a sticky red liquid on Wu Siyu's body while talking to Li Guo: "Remember to take care of me next time you have business, and I will exchange the good injury medicine with you." β
(To be continued)