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Chen Xu swallowed his saliva "Goodong", how to answer this question?

At this time, he thought of a famous passage in Greek mythology, the story of the golden apple. The goddess Eris sowed discord and wrote "For the most beautiful goddess" on a golden apple, which caused a contest between Hera, the goddess of wisdom, Athena, and Aphrodite, the goddess of beauty. In the end, Zeus had no choice but to let Paris, the prince of Troy, make this judgment that would definitely offend people.

So the three women rushed to bribe him, Hera promised him supreme rights, Athena wanted to give him wisdom and strength, and Aphrodite wanted to give him the most beautiful woman in the world as his wife.

Paris is also a master who loves beauty rather than the country, and then he thinks that Aphrodite's waist is the thinnest and has a standard S-shaped body, so he gave the golden apple to the god of beauty.

This annoys the other two women, no, goddess!

One is the queen of the gods on high, and the other is the terrible goddess of wisdom and vengeance. Later, Paris did abduct the peerless beauty Helen from Sparta with the help of Aphrodite, the goddess of beauty, but then caused the decade-long Trojan War.

Then it was even more terrifying, Athena taught the Spartans to use the Trojan Horse Meter, Hera directly sent thugs to get rid of the Trojans' strongest helper, the god of war Ares, and then the famous Trojan Horse Massacre, the Trojans were almost slaughtered cleanly.

Chen Xu was a little frightened when he thought of this story, to be honest, Chen Xu felt that these three girls were really Chunlan Qiuju, and they were good at winning. Guan Yi's coquettishness and movingness, Gao Xiaojie's flying cuteness and Zhanjing's tranquility like water, I really can't say which one is more beautiful.

However, Chen Xu was also glad that this question was not raised when the three of them were together, and now he was in charge of one of them, so he said shamelessly: "Of course you are beautiful!" ”

Guan Yi glanced at him: "Answering so quickly, it's obviously perfunctory." Why don't you make a thinking look like you're thinking about it, and you'll only say it after a long time? ”

Chen Xu sweated profusely, thinking to himself, wouldn't he be okay if he didn't say this? So he asked, "What would you do if I said they were both beautiful?" ”

Guan Yi raised his eyebrows: "I will shoot you alive on the spot!" ”

Chen Xu couldn't help but sweat again, thinking that a woman was really strange like an animal. No wonder "Wulin Gaiden" says that women let you tell the truth on the one hand, and don't want to hear the truth on the other hand. Guan Yi couldn't help but smile when he looked at him, and said Scared of you, in fact, I know that I may not be able to compare to the two of them.

Chen Xu wiped his sweat: "You still ask?" Aren't you giving me a problem? ”

The goblin smiled and said that people just want to hear your praise, although what you said was very insincere.

Her tone was so similar to that of a coquettish that Chen Xu's heart moved. Then he desperately recited Amitabha Buddha in his heart, this woman is a mass grave, there are countless people in the pit, and he can't be tempted casually, otherwise if he falls down, he will be trapped in the bottomless pit of the empty mountain, and he can't climb out.

What Chen Xu is most afraid of is that after he accidentally falls into the confession, this goblin comes to say "Actually, I have always treated you as a good friend", and there is a good person card like "You are a good person", then he will be depressed and will hit the wall.

The two talked and laughed, and then let the song they ordered sing to themselves, and when the interest came, Chen Xu picked up the microphone and roared two voices. And by this time it was already afternoon, and there were more and more people. Originally, tonight was Christmas Eve, and although it was Tuesday, there were still people who came out to play in the afternoon, and there must have been more in the evening.

But if there are more people, it will be troublesome. The sound insulation effect of this KTV is not very good, if Chen Xu yells and sings, it will be fine, anyway, the speaker is big enough to cover the noise coming from the side. But when the two were chatting like this, the voices next to them were so loud that the two of them were almost next to each other, and they couldn't hear what the other party said.

Isn't that too much to ruin the atmosphere!

Especially in the box next to it, several old men were flushed, obviously drinking too much and singing, even if the voice was loud, the more important old man's duck voice was really unbearable.

Chen Xu wanted to go to the door next door and tell them that please be quieter, okay?

But Guan Yi stopped him and said that you open the door, I have a way.

After Chen Xu opened the door, he saw that the woman picked up the microphone and hung her throat with "ahhhhh

As soon as I saw this song, Chen Xu was a little dizzy, "Qinghai-Tibet Plateau"! Is this a song that ordinary people can sing? The level of Han Hong Li Na, which is sung by ordinary people?

Then I saw that the woman was about to start singing, suddenly thought about it, and took some tissues from the bag and came out to signal Chen Xu to plug his ears.

The woman started singing after hanging her voice, "Qinghai-Tibet Plateau" was fine at first, but when it came to the treble stage, Chen Xu covered his ears to be prepared, and he could feel his whole body trembling and shaking!

Can she really sing?!

This treble doesn't sound like much on TV, but it's not the same when you're there, especially when you're sitting next to it. The microphone is so loud and the tone is so high, Chen Xu unconsciously remembered Huang Yaoshi's Bihai Chaosheng song when he made the game, it was too scary!

Sure enough, because the door was wide open, the sound directly drowned out the ghost crying wolf howls in several other boxes. It wasn't until Guan Yi sang to the last paragraph that a group of old men next to him finally couldn't help it and rushed over and said You can't be quieter?!

Guan Yi put down the microphone, Chen Xu smiled at the door, and replied: "Yes, you can't be quieter?!" ”

When a few old men saw that it was a beautiful woman singing instead of opening the door and playing music, they couldn't help but mumble a few times and went back.

Chen Xu looked at Guan Yi with a smile, took out the paper in his ear and said Are you really good? The voice over there is really a lot quieter, sister, I really admire you so much! You can sing such a high note.

But Guan Yi's expression was very strange, and he said: "It stands to reason that it won't be, I can barely sing this song on the Qinghai-Tibet Plateau when I raise the tune to the highest level, mainly because my lung capacity can't keep up." Why does it feel so relaxed this time? After thinking about it, the woman said, "Why don't I sing it again?" ”

"Coming back?" Chen Xu was shocked, this fatal King Kong lion roar is still rare, and he is not afraid of being driven out by the waiter!

Guan Yi said I'll keep my voice down. Then regardless of Chen Xu's objections, he directly clicked the replay button.

This time, because the microphone and music are not very loud, Chen Xu doesn't have to cover his ears. When I met the high notes, I could feel that this woman's qi was very easy to raise, and after singing the song, there was no pause in it, and it really had a bit of Han Hong's demeanor.

After singing for the second time, Guan Yi drank some water and sat down, and said strangely: "I feel much more relaxed than before, what's going on?" ”

Chen Xu laughed and said You may have taken the Ten Perfection Tonic Pill recently. The caretaker glared and said a few words, Chen Xu scratched his head and said: "According to what you said, I seemed to feel a little bit when I sang just now, as if I was much more relaxed than before." Hmm, I haven't tried it for the treble, I don't know yet. ”

When Guan Yi heard it, he clicked "Love When You Die" next to him without saying a word, and handed the microphone to Chen Xu: "Can you sing?" Get your feet wet? ”

Chen Xu Khan, said that this is the signature song of our dormitory boss! But as soon as the music started, he sang along.

Basically, Chen Xu reacted halfway through the song, and he was indeed much easier to sing this song now than before. In the future, when I roared this song, I basically shouted with my throat until my face was red and my neck was thick, but now some of the trebles are easy to go up, at least much easier than before?

What's going on? Could it be that I also took the Ten Perfection Tonic Pills?!

Chen Xu thought so, and then Guan Yi said: "Could it be because of your broadcasting body?" ”

Chen Xu thought about it, and probably only had this possible surname. Otherwise, there is no reason for two people to improve at the same time!

In fact, it is for this reason that this set of body techniques originally originated from Taoism, and Taoism pays great attention to luck. Qi is a very mysterious thing, it is a kind of energy that cannot be seen by the naked eye, but the body can feel it. Although this set of physical techniques may not be as professional as meditation luck, when performing movements, it will also faintly produce a part of qi. Singing, on the other hand, is very particular about being full of qi, which is simply called lung capacity. Therefore, it is easy for the two of them to sing on a high note now, just because the Zhongqi is much more sufficient than before.

Thinking of this speculation, Guan Yi was very excited, and said that if I continue to practice like this, maybe I can still run to sing a real high note!

What can Chen Xu say at this time? He could only scratch his head stupidly - he didn't know how much potential the human body could develop with this move.

found that their lung capacity had gone up, and the spirit of singing came to the two of them. There is no unjust money in the box for nothing, the two of them first order a song and I order a song, and then they began to order chorus songs - basically male and female love songs are duet.

You must know that in KTV, basically male and female duets are the most important, and it is also one of the reasons why groups of men and women are happy to run to KTV.

But Chen Xu felt that this time he was the happiest to sing, because basically he would sing the whole song, and the two directly finished singing some of the more popular love songs, from "Hiroshima Love" to this year's popular "White Fox", when the two didn't sing in the end, they even sang "Sister Sits on the Bow of the Boat, Brother Walks on the Shore", and after singing, they looked at each other and laughed back and forth.

In terms of bosom friends, although it is far less than the mountains and rivers of Yu Boya and Zhongzi, for a pair of young people, this feeling is also worth enjoying. When singing ** Joy, the two smiled and looked at each other, and that tacit understanding was really rare.

"If I sing again next time, I will definitely call you." Chen Xu smiled: "It's the first time I've sung K so happily!" ”

Guan Yi nodded with a smile, said that there was no water, let the waiter serve another pot of tea, and sang for a long time, and his throat was dry.

So Chen Xu went to press the service bell next to him, and within a minute, there was a knock on the door of the box, and then a waiter pushed the door open: "Hello, what do you need?" Belch? ”

"Make a pot of tea...... Belch? Chen Xu and Guan Yi were stunned when they looked at the waiter who opened the door, and the waiter was also looking at the two of them stupidly.

"Lao Dong? Why are you here?! ”

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