You are the prescient guys in my lover's crew who asked for Zuo Jian's autograph, and now you can be described as blessed.

casually took out a photo with Zuo Jian when he was filming, with his autograph on it, there were countless crazy fans who rushed to buy it at a high price, and the price was speculated to astronomical amounts! But still can't buy it at all!

Half a month after the movie was released, the box office revenue reached a record-breaking 1.3 billion box office!

This data can only be described with adjectives such as "scary", "super", "great", "incredible", etc.

At the same time, the film production company to which Zhang Ke belongs can receive ten sacks of mail express delivery every day, not counting the number of emails in the company's email mailbox, in fact, as early as one day after the movie was released, the email box was announced to be full and the capacity was insufficient!

Tens of thousands of emails, resulting in less than half an hour to click to open the email, can not be refreshed at all!

Almost all the contents of the emails are similar to the same pleas to change the plot of the movie and not let his cousin die, and at the same time hope to get the home address or phone number of director Zhang Ke.

However, it is obvious that these two requirements cannot meet either of them, and the ending of the movie is a happy one, although the public likes it, but it is absolutely impossible to have such a scene as it is now, and as for Director Zhang Ke's phone number and home address, it is impossible to tell these crazy fans.

Who knows what horrible things these crazy guys will do?

In the movie, the "Dashan" brand cigarette manufacturers smoked by Zuo Jian have long been crazy with joy, and the sales of Dashan brand cigarettes with average sales and dismal profits have hit a new high, and they are sold out of stock all over the country, and the sales volume in just one week exceeded the total sales volume of last year. Dealers call every day to ask manufacturers to deliver goods quickly, and even raise prices for this!

As a result, the Dashan brand cigarette factory is running at full capacity, producing non-stop 24 hours a day, and Rao is so, and it still can't meet the calls from all over the world.

The original five-yuan pack of Dashan brand cigarettes, under such circumstances, the price continued to rise, and the price doubled in just one week, but people who bought it still flocked to it.

At the same time, Zuo Jian is in the movie, and the faded suit and simple jeans have become a look that many people are vying to imitate.

In a suit store, a customer with a Dashan brand cigarette came in and asked, "Boss, do you have any faded suits here that look old?" ”

The boss was stunned, "Very old suit? We are a boutique here, so we guarantee that every suit is brand new......"

"Less nonsense, I just need that faded and old-looking suit, do you have one here?"

"Nope!"

"Cut! What a bullshit store! The customer gave a disdainful look and drifted away.

In the next few days, almost all the customers who came in to buy suits were in the same tone and words, causing the boss to almost collapse and die, only to realize later that it was all the fault of the movie. In a flash of inspiration, he remembered that there were hundreds of rain-soaked and faded suits in the storeroom, and with the mentality of trying them out, he took those suits out and hung them in the store.

Unexpectedly, hundreds of suits, in just one afternoon, were snatched up by others, and he almost couldn't close his mouth happily, shouting vigorously: "I love my cousin......"

And these fans, who are wearing faded suits, shabby jeans, and Dashan brand cigarettes in their mouths, rely on this "cousin-style style" to pick up girls in various dating software, and the success rate has reached 100%!

In this world, there is never a shortage of profiteers with flexible minds.

A video store owner, a whimsical idea popped up in his mind, he edited every line Zuo Jian said in the movie, recorded it on a CD, and publicized it, "Uncle Cousin's Quotations Album", and used a loudspeaker to play it on a loop outside.

Unexpectedly, this move immediately attracted countless fans, and within half a month, the owner of the video store actually relied on the profits from selling "Uncle Cousin's Quotations Album" to exchange for a car worth more than 200,000 yuan, and he simply dressed the statue of the God of Wealth in the store into the shape of Uncle Cousin......

You are my lover like a whirlwind, sweeping across the country and becoming a thing that people talk about, film critics found a very rare thing, as the heroine in the movie Mu Yanbing, she was mentioned very few times, even if she was mentioned, often only vaguely said a few words on the newspaper news, Miss Mu Yanbing and her cousin led the male and female protagonists together, and then, all the words of praise were used to exaggerate and praise her cousin.

Before filming the movie, Zhang Ke originally imagined in his heart that Zuo Jian would become Mu Yanbing's foil, but unexpectedly, things were the opposite, and the super idol star Mu Yanbing became Zuo Jian's foil instead!

Uncle Cousin's craze is getting stronger and stronger, and there is a tendency to get out of control, and there are many so-called famous experts on the Internet, who talk about things eloquently, analyzing every look and every action of Zuo Jian in the movie, and they insist that Uncle Cousin is definitely a genius who is rare in 10,000 years, and his mission is to be an idol.

According to the investigation, within a month, the names of newborns in major hospitals across the country have all been changed to cousins, such as Uncle Li, Uncle Wang, Uncle Zhao, etc., and in the next ten years, when this large number of cousins grows up, it will cause unnecessary trouble.

For this reason, experts jumped out and suggested that in order to avoid such a situation, they can change the names to Uncle Li, Cousin Wang or Cousin Zhao, Cousin Wu, Cousin Ma, etc., to avoid possible troubles in the future.

Due to the popularity of my cousin, it also triggered a burst of "uncle fever", and the sunny boys who were once liked by girls, handsome boys, cream little white faces, etc., have been completely abandoned by girls, and have been replaced by all kinds of old-looking, young people with white heads, and their appearance is not good, and they can only be beaten in the past.

Countless dicks are ecstatic, sighing that they have been waiting for so many years, and finally ushered in the spring of their lives, they enjoy the flattering eyes or bold confessions that various girls take the initiative to throw, and they are a mess of gratitude to their cousins in their hearts.

Many people who have uncles have felt distressed, because often when they shout uncle on the street, at least dozens of middle-aged men will turn their heads at the same time and answer, "What are you calling me for?"

The most exaggerated thing is that a middle-aged aunt insisted that her children did not call their mother since they were young, but kept calling their cousins......

For a while, the media exclaimed that my cousin had changed the girl's aesthetics, outlook on life, and outlook on love...... He changed an era!

Time Magazine said that the cover character of the next issue is none other than my cousin!

Zuo Jian, who was in the center of the storm, kept calling every day, either from reporters asking for interviews, or from various first, second and third-rate directors, hoping to cooperate with him to make movies together, as for the price, whatever he wanted, as long as he liked it.

Each of these directors is ashamed to claim that he has a rare classic script in his hand, the content is even more varied and bizarre, and the name of the movie is a challenge to human fantasy, as exaggerated as possible. For example, Uncle Cousin vs. Martian, Uncle Cousin fighting Hulk, Uncle Cousin incarnating as Spider-Man, etc., made Zuo Jian have an urge to go crazy.

"Which guy leaked my phone number?"

Zuo Jian doesn't have to do anything every day, as long as he turns on his mobile phone, absolutely within a second, there will be a call coming in, and as long as he doesn't turn it off, 24 hours a day, the mobile phone is always in a state of calling.

In desperation, he had to cancel his original mobile phone number and replace it with a new calling card.

Walking on the street, I accidentally ran into a girl, and when Zuo Jian was about to say sorry, the girl turned around and opened her mouth to say: "There is actually only one turning distance between everyone and everyone in this world......

Obviously, this girl is also a loyal fan of Zuo Jian, but unfortunately, her face is full of potholes, uneven, as if there are countless mines buried, which really makes Zuo Jian dare not look at it more, so he can only hurriedly say sorry, and then run away.

Fortunately, when the movie was filmed, the makeup artist used to put some makeup on Zuo Jian, such as using foundation to make the bridge of his nose look a little more erect, and his cheeks were not as thin as they are now, so that he himself looked a little different from the movie.

If he hadn't made up and performed in his true colors, Zuo Jian estimated that he would not have been able to walk on the street safe and sound like he is now.

What made Zuo Jian even more distressed was that his secretary Mu Yuzhu, a shrewd girl, after watching the movie You Are My Lover, looked at him every day, it was weird and full of fascination, as soon as Zuo Jian spoke, she took out a notebook and a pen, and carefully recorded his words, according to her, she had already thought that after retiring in the future, she would write a novel of "My Days with My Cousin" as her memoir.

And since a sharp-eyed worker in the Starlight Tea Set Factory recognized their manager as the male protagonist in the movie, every day during work, he lined up with a notebook and came to his office, begging Zuo Jian to sign their name!

After the news leaked out, some female workers who were still a little bit beautiful were even more ashamed to leave their phone numbers to him, suggesting that Zuo Jian would turn on his phone at any time 24 hours a day, and be available at any time......

Faced with this situation, Zuo Jian could only straighten his face and scold these female workers with a budding heart: "What are you thinking? Hurry back to your post and go to work! ”

These female workers, seeing Zuo Jian's angry appearance, were not surprised or rejoiced, their eyes flashed with little stars, their hands on their cheeks, and they shouted like nymphomaniacs: "So handsome, good MAN, so attractive as a man......"