Ah Po dragged Lin Ziwen out and asked, "What tricks are you kid going to deal with me in the middle of the night?" ”

Lin Ziwen said embarrassedly: "I don't plan to do anything, I'm just used to it, let's take a look." ”

Ah Po was skeptical: "Really? ”

Lin Ziwen said: "Really, it's quiet at night, I'll take a look at it, maybe I can come up with some good ideas." ”

I was interested: "I don't have time to ask you during the day, how did you do your bomb experiments?" ”

Ah Po said boringly: "Don't mention it, he got an expired grenade, but there are no strings, and in the end, I have to bring a twist to light it with a cigarette myself......"

Lin Ziwen defended: "This time it's just an attempt, next time I'll get a better quality." ”

Ah Po spread his hands at me and said, "Boss, I heard it, there will be next time, anyway, I can't stand it, you can watch it." ”

While listening to their farts, I looked at the map in a daze, and then asked Lin Ziwen: "Xiaolin, are we friends?" ”

Lin Ziwen hesitated: "Count? ”

"Can you do me a favor?"

“…… Then I want to ask first, what will happen if you don't help? ”

I put my arm around Ah Po's shoulders and said, "I'm such a good brother, I kill you every day, we didn't fight back and didn't call the police, are you embarrassed to refuse?" ”

Lin Ziwen shouted: "This is what you hired me." ”

I spread my hands and said: "Then I regret the contract, if you don't help me, it's nothing, I'll send your photo to the end of the world, write that this is the No. 1 killer in Asia, and then hire a group of Wumao people to put it on the top, I see who will invite you in the future?" ”

Lin Ziwen was stunned for a while, and finally said, "...... Except for asking me to give up the mission, you can say anything else! ”

"Then Apo, you kill first-" I took out a map of the city and pointed to the People's Square, "Tomorrow the princess will give a speech here, and your colleagues have also said that there will be many people who want to use this opportunity to assassinate her, and now I need your opinion." ”

Lin Ziwen took the map and looked at it for a while and said: "Sure enough, it is an excellent choice for assassination, the terrain is empty, surrounded by high-rise buildings, and the floating crowd is active, which is conducive to retreat." ”

I said, "If it were you, what kind of way would you act?" ”

Lin Ziwen glanced at me and said proudly: "Don't try to use my mind to speculate about those rookies, they are not me, otherwise why do you think I am the number one in Asia and they are not?" ”

Ah Po snorted and said, "You kill me first before you say this." ”

Lin Ziwen suddenly showed a look of shame......

I glared at Ah Po and said gently: "Then you can help me predict, if those rookies come to do it, what will they do?" ”

Lin Ziwen said honestly: "Of course, it is to shoot from a distance with a sniper rifle." ”

I asked, "How specific?" ”

Lin Ziwen pointed to the buildings and houses near the People's Square and said: "It's hard to say, none of these places are not suitable for hiding points, and the distance is moderate, you also know that I don't actually like to use guns, I think hiding in a place and waiting for the target to appear is undoubtedly a fool's behavior, and there is no fun at all." ”

Wushuang said: "Isn't Wang Cheng just a sniper, ask him?" ”

I laughed and said, "You believe it too?" ”

Lin Ziwen looked at the map and shook his head slightly: "This princess is really crazy, standing here to give a speech, just like a live target, as long as there are two groups of snipers waiting there, the gods are difficult to save!" ”

At this time, Xiaohui's door opened slightly, and Catherine walked out in a pair of pajamas, and when she saw a group of us standing in the room, she said unexpectedly: "Why haven't you slept?" ”

I looked at the sky and asked, "What are you doing so early?" ”

"I'll prepare a transcript of the day's speech." She walked lightly onto the balcony, pushed open the window to breathe in the fresh air outside, and muttered words in her mouth, probably slapping her belly.

Lin Ziwen said: "See, if there is a killer standing on the upper floor opposite her now, the pistol can kill her - I really didn't expect that the legendary person who was assassinated as many times as Castro would be so careless, I overestimated her before, and her assassination difficulty was at most two stars!" ”

Ah Po rolled his eyes and said, "The co-author is still taller than me." ”

Lin Ziwen scratched his head and said: "It's not difficult to kill you, the difficult thing is not to die after 'killing' you!" After speaking, he took out a switchblade and stabbed Ah Po back and forth in the stomach, "Look, the process is not difficult, but the result is very disappointing......

I patted Lin Ziwen on the shoulder and said, "I'll deal with the snipers during the day, you help me keep an eye on the surroundings - we have to make those boys even disappointing!" ”

I walked quickly to Catherine's side, and she looked at me suspiciously, "Is there something wrong?" ”

Looking at her big black grape-like eyes, I was dizzy, and hurriedly turned my head to look out the window, and said, "Uh...... No, don't leave me 3 meters away today. ”

Catherine chuckled, "That's so sure, as if you could really catch a bullet." ”

I coughed reservedly, "Maybe." ”

After a while, it was dawn, and the people who had made up for a little sleep came out of their respective houses, and we sent Wang Shuisheng to buy breakfast, and Wushuang turned on the TV, and the news of the city was already broadcasting reports that Princess Catherine would give a speech in People's Square.

After eating breakfast, Gosh and they prepared the car and waited outside, only Ah Po and Lin Ziwen were going to go with me, Xiaohui took a look at the map and looked at the marks on it that we had drawn with our fingers, and asked me: "Are you worried about snipers?" ”

I nodded.

"Then take Sun Manlou with you." Xiaohui said this, smiled at me and said, "I'm watching the live broadcast at home, keep your phone unblocked." ”

Ghosh and the others are facing great enemies today, Ghosh even acted as the driver himself, he seems to be still angry about Catherine's decision, and he didn't talk to us along the way, Catherine made a helpless face at me, I asked her: "Why don't you do an event in the hotel like last time, you are very dangerous." ”

Catherine smiled and said, "Didn't you protect me?" ”

I tried my best not to look at her face, and snorted, "Do you and your own people always make beauty tricks?" ”

Catherine smiled, as if very casually, and said: "If you want a country's public welfare to really prosper, it is not enough to rely on a few rich people, whether it is incitement or emotion, I have to involve as many people as possible." ”……

Arrived at the People's Square, the intersection here has been closed to motor vehicles, such an activity, of course, indispensable political axe to come forward, we with the relevant proof directly to the square under the podium, around has gathered a lot of people to see the excitement, the podium more than 20 meters radius has been surrounded by the police cordon, there are a few policemen in the drive to drive the masses who crossed the line, Catherine jumped out of the car, shouted: "What are you doing here?" ”

The policeman didn't reply: "Don't you see, maintain order." ”

Ekaterina was angry and said: "Remove all these strips of rags." ”

"How do you speak...... The policeman turned around, only to find that it was the princess who was surrounded by everyone who spoke, and hurriedly put on a smile and said, "This is all ordered from above, for your safety." ”

Catherine said without question: "Tear it down!" ”

The policeman looked embarrassed, and I stepped forward and said, "If you want to dismantle it, you can demolish it, and I will be responsible for what happened." ”

The policeman had no choice but to break the yellow cordon that had just been enclosed, and the crowd immediately surrounded them, people were full of freshness and curiosity about the word "princess", and they heard that Catherine was a rare beauty, so there were a lot of people who came, and they had such a fight with the police just now, they seemed to have won a small victory, and they all cheered and applauded at Catherine.

Ekaterina smiled at the people, jumped on the podium with agility, and set up with the banner-puller pulling the string, she picked up the microphone and tried the sound, and then asked the person in the back: "Can the people in the back hear?" ”

The people on the other side of the square shouted, "Go higher." ”

Ekaterina smiled, turned up the microphone and said, "What about this time? ”

In the past, I would have thought that she was putting on a show again, but now I found that she was really interested and excited, and it seemed that the sea of people below made her feel like a fish in water again. As soon as she stood on the stage, everyone else went down very consciously, and the Ghosh and the others seemed to be accustomed to it, and they all stood behind in a low-key manner at this moment.

Ekaterina wore a light blue denim suit today, with a ponytail, refreshing like a radical female college student, she brushed her hair and rushed down and said, "Let's start now, okay?" ”

Like everyone else, I was surprised that she had to have at least a much-anticipated appearance, and the presenter next to her, who was holding dozens of pages of opening remarks, was even more shocked, no one expected the princess to start her speech like this, and the most important thing was that the whole square was not even half full.

But the talents under the stage don't care about you, they can't wait to start early, and some people have a coaxing mentality, and they all roar: "Okay! ”

Catherine smiled: "You know what I'm here for, and I won't shout so loudly in the future." ”

Everyone looked at each other, most of them really didn't know what she was here for, before they came to see the excitement, they only knew that there was a princess who was going to give a speech here in the morning, and this princess was very beautiful.

Catherine said, "I'm here to ask you for money. ”

The crowd whispered inexplicably: "What money do you want?" ”

Catherine smiled: "Look at me in vain. ”

This time, people laughed, and some of them vaguely guessed, "Probably environmental fundraising." ”

The audience was right under Catherine's feet, so she could hear anyone in the crowd saying anything, and she smiled and rushed down: "No, I'm not an environmentalist, otherwise I wouldn't have brought everyone together to make carbon dioxide." ”

Another person in the crowd shouted, "Then you are collecting donations for animals?" ”

Ekaterina said: "Again, I don't advocate the protection of animals, when we drink blood, do they protect us?" ”

People laughed, and this is almost a deviant statement today, but it is very much in line with the popular view, and everyone knows that it is just a humorous statement.

Sure enough, Catherine continued: "Of course, I don't advocate animal cruelty, after all, people used to eat us to survive, and it wasn't even a matter of satisfying our hunger. People laughed again.

"I'm talking about people, in addition to the environment, animal protection, I focus more on people - people are you, me, our family and the strangers around me, and I've always been committed to giving some people's money to other people's work. To put it bluntly, it is to raise donations for the poor, because no matter from which point of view, human civilization has developed to this point, if there are still people around us who can't eat, can't afford to go to school, and can't afford to see a doctor, it will be our shame! Think about it, back then, we changed from monkeys to sincerity and benevolence, and it was not easy to catch a deer, and it was not possible to have less members, so we shared weal and woe......"

After the speech began, more people were quickly attracted by the laughter and applause here, and the whole square was full in the blink of an eye, I looked back at Lin Ziwen and A Po, and they nodded at me together, indicating that they could rest assured that they could be handed over to them later, with them here, I at least didn't have to worry about someone suddenly plotting in the near distance, I looked up and looked at the distance, rows of high-rise buildings stood in front of them from far and near, and the windows at the top were even denser, and no one knew which window might hide a deadly sniperOn the one hand, Catherine chose to give a speech here, which can facilitate more people to listen, but on the other hand, as Lin Ziwen said: We are like a live target exposed, and as a bodyguard, I almost feel uncomfortable......

But after I glanced at Sun Manlou, I was amused again: this old boy first attracted a bunch of mosquitoes, and then sold mosquito repellent water in the crowd.

(To be continued)