Chapter 529: Head and Legs
Catching a toad?
What about liars!
Based on Zhang Ye's understanding of Xiao Jiu, this little guy is the most calm of all the children. He was born with a delicate mind and an unparalleled view of the big picture. With these two things alone, he has the basic qualities that an emperor should have.
Coupled with his natural ability to speak his mind, it simply complements him.
The combination of the two doomed him to be different from ordinary children. Even different from the usual baby dragon.
Therefore, catching toads could not have happened to him at all. Of course, it is still possible to use your talent to cheat while playing cards.
Because these little guys are bubbling up when they're fine.
"I knew it was going to happen!" Seeing his father's expression, Xiao Jiu lowered his head and muttered quietly.
"What? Say it louder, I didn't hear it! ”
The distance was so close, Zhang Ye still heard Xiao Jiu's muttering after all. But the boy kept his voice so low that he could barely hear it out of his mouth. So Zhang Ye didn't hear clearly.
"Huh? I didn't say anything! I just think this toad is so big, just right for a dish. ”
"......" This kid did it on purpose!
Even if you are ignorant, don't you know that such a little meat can't make a dish at all? Moreover, is this a toad? Is it clear that it's a frog, okay?
"Are you sure you don't tell the truth?"
"Honestly? What truth? Xiao Jiu simply stood there and pretended to be stupid.
"My brother is going to have a long nose when he lies!"
Not to mention Zhang Ye, even Xiao Linglong can't stand it! The little one walked up to his father and took him by the corner of his clothes. Said to his brother.
"Nonsense! How is it possible to have a long nose? It's not an elephant! ”
"Daddy said it!" Xiao Linglong shook the corner of her father's clothes and motioned to her younger brother. This is the truth that Dad said. What Dad said, it must be.
"Uh......"
Xiao Jiu touched his head. I don't know what to say.
But I didn't dare to refute it. Because he knows that his father has a supreme position in his sister's heart, and if anyone dares to raise objections, he will be beaten.
"That's it! Don't talk about this! It doesn't matter if it's long or not, it's a long nose. Xiao Jiu, you really don't say it? ”
"Say what? I do not know! ”
"Stinky boy! Are you a fool to be a dad? Seeing that Xiao Jiu was still dead and didn't admit it, Zhang Ye simply walked over and knocked on the door of his head, "What kind of character are you, Dad doesn't know yet?" Catching a toad? Is it a liar? ”
"Ugh! Hehe...... "Since he was recognized by his father, Xiao Jiu is no longer cunning, but he smiled." Then I looked at the beautiful sister on the dock.
Xiao Jiu's movements were not concealed, and Zhang Ye followed his gaze and looked at the past.
Although he didn't say it directly, his action was undoubtedly telling Zhang Ye. Her own departure has something to do with her.
"Stinky boy!"
Zhang Ye was not stupid, and immediately understood what Xiao Jiu meant. He couldn't help but glared at Xiao Jiu fiercely.
Then, he turned to Mrs. Wang and said, "Madam, I made you smile." We'll see you later! See you in the future! ”
After saying that, he walked towards the pier with the children again.
Dad went to the front. This made Xiao Jiu couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief, it seems that today is a dispensing with a butt.
With a sigh, Xiao Jiu hurriedly followed.
"Brother! You just went to find a beautiful sister? ”
At this time, the eagle deliberately walked a few steps slower. Came to Xiao Jiu's side and asked
"Hmm!"
"What are you looking for her for?"
The baby dragon is still too young, and he only has his father in his little heart. Even the eagles, these little ones, are like this. So Xiao Jiu's behavior made him a little strange.
"You don't know! I'm helping my dad! ”
"What are these words? Dad still needs our help? The eagle looked at him a little strangely.
"Doesn't Daddy have to help? And this thing really has to help. ”
"There is no such thing. I've never seen it before! ”
"Just because you haven't seen it doesn't mean you haven't! Dad is not omnipotent! Ouch-" As soon as this sentence was finished, Xiao Jiu suddenly felt that his eyes were dark. Then something black smashed into the door of the head.
This made Xiao Jiu's feet unstable. Fall directly to the ground.
"Bad brother, if you dare to say bad things about your father again. The baby will hit you! ”
Xiao Linglong stood two feet away, holding a piece of wet mud in her hand. Threatened Xiao Jiu.
It turned out that this girl saw her two younger brothers walking behind and muttered. I just wanted to come and listen, but I didn't know how to get closer. I heard my brother talking badly about my father.
How can Xiao Linglong stand it?
So without thinking about it, he picked up a piece of mud from the side of the road and threw it over. At the same time, he also had another piece of mud in his hand as a backup.
"You've already beaten it, okay?" Xiao Jiu touched his forehead. Then he got up from the ground and couldn't help but grunt.
"This is a warning to you!" Of course, Xiao Linglong will not think that the first time is a real fight! In her opinion, the first time was just a small warning, and after the second time, it was a real fight.
"But this warning hurts too much!"
Xiao Jiu touched his head, only feeling extremely depressed.
Fortunately, the mud that Xiao Linglong took was not the kind that was dried, but the kind of mud that was wet and not very strong. As soon as it hit the body, it shattered countless pieces. If you have been in the sun-dried mud, Xiao Jiu must be beaten.
"Otherwise, you won't have a long memory!"
"Ugh! All right! I'm convinced! "Xiao Jiu knows that my sister is never reasonable in this regard! And if she is provoked and really fights, it will not be any mud at that time!
It's a boom!
That's a bang! Ordinary people can't bear it at all, even with his physique, I'm afraid that if he really eats it, he will be paralyzed for a long time.
"That's it! All right! Heroes don't suffer immediate losses! Sister, at present, you just be soft! Beware of thunder and thunder! Ying'er persuaded in Xiao Jiu's ear.
Because he saw Xiao Jiu being beaten, he also felt empathy, and he felt like a difficult brother.
"Hmm!" Xiao Jiu also knows this truth. So I walked up to my sister and respectfully admitted my mistake.
"Sister, I was wrong!"
Although it was just a sentence, it made Xiao Linglong's tail high. The girl pursed her mouth. He raised his chin and hummed a few cute "hums...... Hum...... It's good to know! If only I knew in the future that you were still doubting Dad. My sister is going to really beat you! ”
As she spoke, Xiao Linglong patted Xiao Jiu's head.
It's incomprehensible.
Two little guys who are about the same height and look very cute are like this. What's even funnier is that one of the little guys also makes a teachable appearance.
After being addicted to being an elder, Xiao Linglong also feels that it is almost over! Then he took Xiao Jiu's hand with a smile and ran towards the dock.
Eagle followed behind, looking at her sister and brother with some strange looks. What's going on? Was it reconciled so quickly?
No! Wrong!
Definitely there is a problem!
Although the baby dragon is still young, they are very familiar with each other. Their respective personalities, although not as clear as their father's understanding. But I basically know a little bit about it.
So the eagle instinctively felt that this matter didn't seem to be over yet.
Don't say it's him!
As a party, Xiao Jiu felt even stronger. He always felt a creepy feeling, as if he had an illusion of impending disaster.
The feeling is ethereal though. But it gave him a very real feeling.
"Huh!" Xiao Bu followed behind his father, pinching the caterpillar while holding the copper coin in his hand and feeding it into the caterpillar's mouth.
Feed copper coins to caterpillars?
God knows what this kid thinks in his heart. Although he didn't succeed once, Xiaobu still enjoyed it. It's as if this matter is a big thing.
As for what was going on, only he knew in his own heart.
And just when he was feeding the caterpillar copper coins, Xiao Bu suddenly seemed to sense something. He turned his head to look at his sister and brother who were running over here.
There are ten baby dragons in the family, plus Zhang Ye. Eleven people in total. Everyone's luck, fate, and longevity are very strong, and there are thousands of colorful weather.
Therefore, when Xiaobu's ability falls on himself and his family, it often does not work.
But this kind of thing is not absolute, a lot of the time. You can also see some strange pictures in the long river of fate. At other times, there will be some messy celestial induction.
It's like that moment. He seemed to sense something, so he couldn't help but look back.
I happened to see Xiao Jiu and my sister holding hands, and they seemed to be very happy and ran over. But Xiao Bu saw something in it that made him can't help but want to move a chair. Make a pot of tea and sit back and wait for the show.
"Hey...... Bad luck! ”
Xiaobu stood in place. He smiled hey, and then cast a look at his brother that you are going to be unlucky.
Originally, Xiao Jiu was already beating a drum in his heart.
At this moment, I suddenly saw my brother's eyes. Immediately, my heart was raised. Then he stopped, unwilling to go any longer.
"Huh? Brother! What are you doing? "Xiao Linglong can't understand why Little Ninth Brother suddenly didn't run away! This made her have some doubts in her heart.
"I suddenly noticed that my feet hurt a little! Let's go later! ”
Xiao Jiu showed an extremely ugly smile at his sister.
"Nonsense, you were running so fast just now, why did you suddenly find that your feet hurt?" Xiao Linglong suddenly became extremely smart at this time.
"Ugh! That's when I found out! I felt that if I ran again, I was afraid that it would cause blood clots on the soles of my feet and suffocate my feet. ”
"Is that so?"
Xiao Linglong looked at her brother strangely, feeling a little strange in her heart! But he couldn't remember what was strange, so he could only look at his brother blankly, speechless for a while.
"Of course! Sister, you don't know, if your feet are swollen, it will affect your brain, and then your head will be swollen. Then it's going to be troublesome! Because then I'll be a fool. Sister! You don't want your brother to become a fool! Xiao Jiu spread his hands pitifully, saying that he was seriously injured now.
And at this time, the eagle just came over.
Hearing Xiao Jiu's words, he couldn't help but open his mouth wide and looked at him in disbelief.
Shameless! Such shameless words can be said. (To be continued......)
PS: PS: The new book "Drunken Immortal Travels" is for collection and recommendation!