Chapter 469: Crappy Deception, Miraculous Effect
Everyone looked at Zhang Ye in surprise, especially the little guys like Feng'er and Xin'er, who looked at him with a look of astonishment.
Does Dad really have the ability to become a living person?
That's amazing!
Thinking of this, all the children had little stars in their eyes and looked at Zhang Ye with admiration.
Especially the two little guys, Xiao Linglong and Xin'er, looked at their father excitedly. Obviously, Dad's figure suddenly became a lot taller in their minds with the fall of this sentence. According to estimates, it is at least more than twice as tall.
No way, who told Dad to have the ability to change into a living person? Such a stake ability can completely add countless points to him.
As for the authenticity of this sentence, the two little Loli have no doubts at all, because in their hearts, Dad is omnipotent, and with Dad here, he can solve all problems.
Isn't it just turning yourself into a boy? It's certainly a very simple thing for dad, it's like drinking water.
"Dad's immortal method is invincible, and he can blow the mountain peak away with a breath!"
"Dad Xianwei is the world, omnipotent, jumping off the beam clown and running away from the wind."
"Dad is the only one in the world, and there is no match. All the wicked people bow their heads and worship them. ”
A group of bear children saw that their father was going to become a living person, so they used the magic of the conch, and the sycophants flew all over the sky, bangbangbang.
“……”
Zhang Ye looked at these children speechlessly, so angry that his stomach hurt.
These bastards, this is a joke waiting to see Dad, right? Blowing the conch like this and slapping the sycophants wildly, if it fails. Then don't you throw your face into the Pacific Ocean?
This is obviously roasting them on the fire! Moreover, what is it to blow the conch like this? Ding Chunqiu?
"Bastard boy. Don't talk nonsense. If you're messing around, go and take a horse step! ”
"Hmmm! Well! Well! ”
The children were scolded by their father. Immediately became dumbfounded, and nodded again and again, for fear that something bad would happen to his head.
"Huh ......" these bear children finally stopped slapping on the back, which made Zhang Ye breathe a sigh of relief in his heart. After all, this kind of sycophant is not only disgusting, but also has a big enough impact on him.
No way, it's stressful!
Now that he doesn't make a fuss, he finally feels better.
But I still feel very uncomfortable.
Because the great change of living people is doomed to failure. The reason why I say this is completely to fool the two little Lori.
But now it's good. These bastards touted him as the old high, if he falls, it hurts!
"Hee-hee-hee......"
Hu Xinrui, as a well-informed goblin, how could she not know about this kind of thing? Especially after seeing Zhang Ye's face, the smile on her face became even stronger.
That look of watching a good show, even an idiot can see it.
That's good!
There was a vixen waiting to watch a good show next to him, and Feng'er and their little villains were also sitting on the grass and waiting to watch the show. For this, they even pulled out their own sugar. looked at Zhang Ye with a comfortable face.
Apparently, they also seem to realize something.
It's just that he didn't say it, but waited to see his dad make a fool of himself.
"Linglong, Xin'er. Later, after Daddy turns you into boys. Don't go back on it! ”
"Hmmm! Well! ”
The two little girls nodded again and again.
Obviously, in order not to grow insects, these two little Loli have been released.
"Hmm...... All right. When we become boys, we don't grow worms! Zhang Ye put the two children on the grass.
"Come on! Exquisite. Xin'er, sit down! ”
Straighten the two little ones. Zhang Ye said to them. And then let them sit peacefully on the grass.
After doing this, Zhang Ye bent over and didn't stand up, just like this, he made a look of covering his eyes. "Come on! Follow your father's example and cover your eyes! ”
"Hmmm! Well! ”
The two little Lori's are well-behaved. watched his father's movements, and then learned his movements, covering his eyes with two small hands.
"Listen to Dad count one, two, three, and when you count to three, you can take your hands away immediately, okay?"
"Got it!" The two little Loli replied crisply.
At this time, everyone looked at Zhang Ye in surprise, staring at each other's eyes, and looking at him without blinking.
Especially Feng'er, their eyes widened, for fear of missing a good show.
Everybody looked at it like that. Only Hu Xinrui, she is not like this. Instead, he blinked his eyes and looked at Zhang Ye a little funny.
Especially when she saw his move, how could Hu Xinrui not know what Zhang Ye was doing? It's clearly a lie!
It's just a matter of what's going on, and the rest will have to be seen slowly.
"Come on! Linglong, Xin'er! Listen to Daddy count ......"
Zhang Ye hung everyone's appetite before he said, "One...... 2. ......"
Everyone held their breath to witness this miraculous moment!
A few of the little ones even made a look like they couldn't stand it.
"Three ......"
Zhang Ye suddenly reported the last number.
"Ah......h
Immediately after, the two little Loli exclaimed in surprise and put their hands down with joy on their faces. Then he sat on the ground excitedly and kicked his two calves.
"The baby has become a boy! The baby has become a boy! Babies are no longer afraid of bugs! ”
"Xin'er is not afraid of insects! Xin'er is a boy! ”
The two little Loli are so excited that they can't find the north! Seeing them like this, it seems that they will be excited for a while.
“……”
Zhang Ye looked at these two little loli a little speechlessly. It feels a little incredible. This kind of lame trickery can also make two little guys happy like this, is there a mistake?
And Feng'er, they became weird.
This doesn't seem to be a good script! It hasn't changed at all! Why would my sister and sister be happy like this?
Or have they really changed? You just don't know?
Everyone looked at each other, not knowing what kind of medicine was being sold in this gourd.
At that time, Hu Xinrui looked at Zhang Ye with some incredulity.
It's not because his transformation has been successful. is completely speechless for Zhang Ye's deception. It's also too lame. This kind of deception of children can also be used.
Even stranger. The two little Loli didn't seem to notice at all, but laughed excitedly.
"Hehe......"
Zhang Ye looked at Hu Xinrui's appearance. I couldn't help but smile and raise my chin.
The vixen never knew how much the two little ones trusted their father.
And. Immature ideas make them not very able to distinguish between men and women. This caused the two little ones to temporarily fall into the illusion they were weaving for themselves.
They thought that after their father finished counting and took off the hand covering his eyes, he would naturally become a boy.
Since he has become a boy, he is not afraid of insects.
How could this not make the two of them happy?
But Zhang Ye knew that he had to lie! Otherwise, this incident will leave a shadow in the hearts of Xiao Linglong and Xin'er.
"Come on! Linglong, Xin'er, let's change again. ”
"Hmmm! Well! The two little ones nodded happily. didn't think much about it, just under the guidance of his father, he covered his eyes.
"Baby becomes boy!"
"Xin'er has become a boy too!"
"That's good...... One, two, three - "The number is complete." The two little ones jerked their hands down again.
OK。
Fool it out!
Zhang Ye breathed a sigh of relief in his heart. After covering his eyes for the second time, this lie can be regarded as being fulfilled!
It's just that this nonsensical move made everyone look at each other, and even Hu Xinrui became a little sluggish.
This dead man can really deceive children!
If he wants to do child trafficking, I'm afraid he will make a fortune!
So far, Hu Xinrui still doesn't know what's going on? The dead man had apparently taken advantage of the trust placed in him by the two children.
This made her look at Zhang Ye with disdain.
"Ahem...... cough ......" Sensing Hu Xinrui's gaze, Zhang Ye coughed twice in embarrassment.
It's really embarrassing to talk about it.
It's embarrassing to use this method.
But the cough, which was originally embarrassing, woke up the two little Lori from their excitement.
"Sister!" Xin'er looked at Xiao Linglong's lian. Then he shouted happily.
"Call me brother! You know? ”
Xiao Linglong reached out and touched Xin'er's head. It was solemn, as if announcing something very serious.
"That'...... My brother is going to teach my brother in the future! Xin'er also re-revealed her gender.
"What about us?"
At this time, Feng'er climbed over and faced the two ...... That stupid. Asked.
"You're going to call me brother!"
"Call me sister!"
"But ......" Feng'er wanted to say something, but was directly interrupted by Xiao Linglong.
"There's nothing to do, that's it. Later. If you call me sister again, I'll beat you!" ”
Xiao Linglong waved her little fist threateningly. A fierce look.
"It's over!"
Looking at Xiao Linglong's appearance, Zhang Ye couldn't help but cover his forehead. I screamed in my heart.
These two girls won't confuse their genders because of this incident!
If that's the case, then you're a cheat!
For this reason, Zhang Ye had to shrug his shoulders at Hu Xinrui with a wry smile. It was nothing short of unexpected.
I thought that these two girls would immediately find out that something was wrong and react. But now it seems that they still haven't reacted at this time!
And it seems to be sinking deeper and deeper.
No, this thing must be saved, and this kind of must not be allowed to continue, otherwise, God will not be able to look past it.
Because just thinking about this kind of thing is enough to make people shiver.
I really can't imagine what terrible and catastrophic consequences it would have if these two girls confused their genders.
But one thing is certain: once this kind of thing continues, there will be no peace in this family in the future.
No, stop them!
Thinking of this, Zhang Ye took out a mirror as tall as a person from his pocket with his backhand. Then he said to them, "Linglong, Xin'er! Look here! (To be continued......)