60. A cup of coffee, strange poison.
"No, no, hehe・・・・・・" Tang Er hurriedly staggered, how dare he find a junior, it's strange not to be given a few times by Lin Leng to the eunuch.
Besides, with a beautiful girlfriend like Lin Leng, what kind of little girl are you looking for~ You have to have a figure, you have to be strong, well-behaved and obedient, but it's a little violent.
"Well, good, kiss me." Lin Leng nodded, hooked his neck with both hands, and said softly.
Kiss her...
It's okay to hug and kiss one, but now that Lin Leng said it, why does it feel so awkward...
"I, I..."
"What are you? Kiss or not, don't kiss you don't like me anymore! Lin Leng changed his face, pouted, and said angrily.
Tang Er was speechless, of course he chose to be pro, but... But how embarrassing is this.
"Hurry up!" Lin Leng said angrily again.
"Okay, okay." He rolled his eyes, numb, spelled the name of the virgin and the man, then kiss one!
Hehe, Gray often shy hugged her waist, and quickly uh-huh~
"Kissed it."
"Hey, what is this!" When Lin Leng heard this, he touched his lips, pinched my waist suddenly, and said, "Look at the old lady!" ”
"Ah~uh-huh・・・・・・"
Well!
As soon as his waist hurt, he was caught off guard by a kiss, and he saw Lin Leng's mouth kissed.
Mom, what's going on, it's not good to be so strong.
Of course, it is Tang Er who benefits, isn't this taking advantage of her again! Although she sent it to the door herself, she didn't take it for nothing.
Without hesitation, I kissed back ・・・・・・ (save 10,000 words, I am in a hurry to kill you・・・・・・)
-- Two days later.
Li Tianxiao successfully fused his physical body, so he couldn't wait to find Lin Leng, and at the same time, he also brought a gift, a very important gift in his own mouth.
"Ahem. Ahri, we haven't seen each other for a long time, no, I forgot the face-to-face ceremony last time, and I'll make up for it today. ”
Early in the morning, Lin Leng opened the door and saw Li Tianxiao outside the door, waiting with a gift box.
This trick was given to him by Li Jianxin, and through two days of education, it is very likely that he taught Li Tianxiao the thinking of modern people, and it can be regarded as a lesson for his ancestors. Li Tianxiao is naturally very happy to take courses in this area, and I heard that people in this society are very good at taking girls~
Fusion of the flesh, Li Tianxiao regained his original strength, and changed his face in a few minutes, his original face was old, but he instantly turned into a capable and powerful face, with wise eyes and a dazzling water chestnut face, and a modern mature male god Fan appeared. The change of face is not messy, this is what he looked like when he was young, it can be said that he is very handsome.
"Meet the ・・・・・・face" Lin Leng stammered, she was not surprised by the change in Li Tianxiao's appearance, but was more familiar with him like this. The so-called face-to-face ceremony was very popular in ancient times, and after a long absence, a gift would be prepared to meet again. Of course, in today's society, it is still prevalent, but it is generally only used as a ritual to exchange gifts during the New Year.
"Uh, a little gift... Li Tianxiao smiled awkwardly, and suddenly remembered that Li Jianxin gave him, and immediately corrected his mistake, how can there be any face-to-face gifts now, so many years have passed since ancient times.
Lin Leng smiled slightly, took the gift box, weighed the weight, and couldn't help frowning: With such a light weight, what kind of tricks is Li Tianxiao making trouble・・・・・・
"Thank you."
Li Tianxiao nodded, nodded with a pretended gentleman's smile, and said, "No thanks." ”
Seeing this, Lin Leng couldn't help but feel funny, who taught this, don't teach others badly!
"Leng'er, who." Tang Er walked out of the house, looked at the people, and saw that there was still a little appearance, so he asked.
It just so happened that the weather was good today, and he came to Lin Leng's house, what did he do... I can't tell you, it's a date anyway~
"Oh, old friend, your good comrade-in-arms." Lin Leng turned around and led Li Tianxiao in.
"Friends? Comrade in arms. Don Er looked at this sturdy young man, hey, he was quite familiar, but I just didn't know him, how could he be a friend or a comrade-in-arms? He has never joined the army, where did he come from!
When he saw the man walk in, he was stunned, looked at Tang Er in surprise, and then looked at Lin Leng.
"Hello..." Don greeted.
"Uh..." he looked skewed, tilting his head to look at Donle.
"You... You're Tanger?"
Don Le stared at him, and he stared at Don Er for sure, he didn't know him. But he seemed to know himself. Could it be that he's also an old monster? Listening to Lin Leng, Zhao Qing, Wu Xuan, and the Yan Macaque last time all knew themselves, and they knew each other many years ago, but they couldn't remember the memory of their previous lives, and they naturally didn't know who the person in front of them was.
"I am." Tang Er nodded and looked at Lin Leng, who could explain to him at the moment.
Lin Leng understood, waved his hand at him, and said with a somewhat helpless expression: "He has been chasing me for two thousand years, your biggest rival in love, if you don't know you, you will really marry him." ”
"What!" When Lin Leng said that the person in front of him had chased her for two thousand years, Tang Er's face changed, and when he said that he didn't know him and married him, his face could be detected by himself, and it was absolutely pig's liver color!
What friends! What comrades-in-arms! This guy in front of him is a rival in love!
"Don't, don't get me wrong." When Li Tianxiao heard this, his face also changed, and he looked at Tang Er with an innocent face.
"Misunderstand your size!" Tang Er replied to him angrily, and hurriedly pulled Lin Leng upstairs, damn, chasing for two thousand years, what's the situation! He must put an end to this crisis!
Li Tianxiao stood dumbfounded, but didn't speak.
"Look, he hasn't remembered who you are, Sister Leng deliberately ・・・・・・"
At this time, Zhao Qing came from the hall and handed it to Li Tianxiao with a cup of coffee.
"Uh, Xiaoqing... It's been a long time, hehe." Li Tianxiao put away his embarrassment, and when he saw that it was an old acquaintance who came out, he hurriedly said hello.
He and Zhao Qing also knew each other, and they had fought side by side for a thousand years.
"No, coffee." Zhao Qing smiled, shook the coffee, and motioned for him to take it.
Li Tianxiao froze for a moment, took the coffee and looked at it, and muttered, "No? Isn't the Qin State destroyed, how can there still be a promise of response. ”
Zhao Qing has a black line, Qin State? This Tianxiao predecessor will not still stay in the memory of that time. Looking at him now, he doesn't seem to know what coffee is.
was just about to explain to Li Tianxiao that coffee was drunk, but when he saw it, Li Tianxiao raised his head and drank the coffee・・・・・・
"Uh~" Seeing Li Tianxiao's entrance, he suddenly opened his mouth wide, his face was incredulous, the boss of the two eyes glared at Zhao Qing, and said gloomily: "Why! That's why, Xiaoqing, how can you poison my water! No wonder... No wonder this water is so dark, and it has a strange name, it's incredible! Here's why! ”
Li Tianxiao said something, and asked Zhao Qing! How did she poison her! Oh my God, I'm just giving you a cup of coffee, there's no poison in it!
I saw Li Tianxiao's face blue and green, and I don't know what happened to him... How can his face change color, it's so cute, this is a chameleon, this is a trick~
"Uh, uh, uh, I'm dead."
Li Tianxiao clutched his throat and struggled in pain for a long time before muttering: He is dead.
Zhao Qing raised her eyebrows and looked at Li Tianxiao lying on the ground, almost fainted, when she thought of the first time she drank coffee, it seemed to be like this... Very embarrassed, she had to wait quietly, waiting for Li Tianxiao to react to himself, how can there be any poison, it's just that it tastes very bitter and weird.
Not long after, Li Tianxiao's legs twitched twice, his eyes were white, and coffee flowed out of the corners of his mouth.
"Ahhh
Suddenly, Li Tianxiao screamed, and a carp turned over Zhao Qing, staring at Zhao Qing with strange eyes.
"Xiaoqing, are you putting too little poison, no..."
"Gott~"
Just smell a hiccup, and then a gag. It was because Li Tianxiao drank too much coffee in one sip, burped, and just burped at Zhao Qing. Suddenly, the blue-blue-green-green complexion returned to its original state, and Li Tianxiao suddenly felt that his stomach was much more comfortable, just now his stomach was like being poisoned, and it was so uncomfortable to hold on, and when this hiccup came out, it was much more comfortable!
"Hehe, it wasn't poisoning." Only then did Li Tianxiao come to his senses, it turned out that he had drunk too much and held on.
Rub your mouth and savor the bitter taste of the glass of black water just now. Li Tianxiao's eyes lit up and said, "It tastes good, is Xiaoqing still there?" ”
Still?
Zhao Qing is bitter, this Li Tianxiao's ** has been asleep for a thousand years, and his body is full of black smoke and miasma, I don't know if he got rid of it in the first place, this is good, I gave Zhao Qing a full burp, but it can be regarded as throwing up Zhao Qing's breakfast today, disgusting her!
She wants to explode! If it weren't for Li Tianxiao, who was a thousand years older than him and was a senior, otherwise Zhao Qing would have cleaned him up, how could he suffer such grievances, especially a turtle who had never drunk coffee! Drinking a coffee will make a trick on your face, and if you are bitter, you will be poisoned, how can you not see it for a thousand years, and it will be like this!
Lin Leng greeted Zhao Qing before and asked her to receive Li Tianxiao well, oh my God, this live reception is really not worth it, and Li Tianxiao will die whole.
Li Tianxiao saw that Zhao Qing's face was displeased, so he had to honestly calm down, looking at her blankly, still savoring the taste of the cup of coffee in his mouth. At the beginning of the entrance, it was indeed bitter to the extreme, it was really like the taste of poison (Li Tianxiao was like drinking poison), and then the taste was a little sweet, the mouth was also faintly refreshing, and the throat was even more moisturizing, and it felt very good, I don't know what kind of water this is!
Coffee? Well, it's coffee, Li Tianxiao secretly remembered the name of the water, and asked Li Jianxin to get him some to drink when he got home.
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