Is it happy to be pressed by the woman of He Jiaer's head and slap it twice?

Or is it a pleasure to be woken up by the woman in the middle of the night?

Or did she feel that after she fell asleep, she felt that she was chic and happy?

Or did she wake up in the middle of the night and wanted to trim the little black cat's nails and beard on a whim?

Or is it a happy thing for her to throw the little black cat into the toilet and take a bath?

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The little black cat was obviously cleaned up by He Jiaer, shook the water droplets on his head, stared at Lin Bai, and the corners of his eyes were full of tears, looking extremely aggrieved!

Looking at the appearance of the little black cat, Lin Bai also felt that this little black cat was too miserable. Not to mention anything else, this trick of throwing it into the toilet in the middle of the night and taking a shower is really damaging enough. Sighing, Lin Bai looked at the little black cat and pretended to sigh: "I have wronged you, but you have to think about it, you are the most divine and holy yin spirit, why bother to be like that woman who doesn't understand anything!" ”

After stuffing the little black cat into his warm and hot bed, Lin Bai's heart trembled, and he suddenly wondered how this little thing came out of He Jiaer's room. Thinking about the little black cat's actions to He Jiaer before, Lin Bai's heart trembled violently.

"Don't tell me you can't bear it anymore, you don't need to endure it anymore, just spray that aunt and grandmother in the bathroom with a mouthful of black fog, and turn over to me from the balcony!" Lin Bai stared at the little black cat's eyes and said in a deep voice, "If it is, you will give me a nod!" ”

When the little black cat heard Lin Bai's words, he didn't hesitate at all, and nodded his head like a rattle.

Lin Bai's heart trembled, thinking of He Jiaer's personality, and said with a wry smile: "It's over, this time it's miserable!" ”

It's just that no matter how worried Lin Bai was, the little black cat didn't feel the slightest sense of horror, stuffed his head into the bed, closed his eyes and began to purr and sleep.

Lin Bai looked at this and knew that there was no room for redemption. sighed, didn't speak again, pulled up the quilt and put it on his body, and fell back into a groggy sleep.

In the summer, the temperature is slightly cool in the second half of the day and in the morning, and it is the best time to sleep. Lin Bai was sleeping soundly, but suddenly heard the door of his room being slammed!

"There was an earthquake!" Lin Bai was startled when he heard the noise, and sat up from the bed with a sudden thud.

Hearing the movement in the house, the sound of banging on the door became heavier, and He Jiaer shouted loudly outside the door: "Lin Bai, roll up for me, where is my little black?" ”

Lin Bai patted his head, then remembered what happened last night, quickly got dressed, hugged the little black cat in his arms, and then opened the door.

When He Jiaer saw the door open, he rushed in, pointed at Lin Bai and said angrily: "Lin Bai, why was Xiao Hei in our room last night, but as soon as I woke up, Xiao Hei came to you?" ”

"It's a cat, it's not a human, it has its freedom, you can go wherever you want, do you care?" Lin Bai rubbed his sleepy eyes and said slowly.

He Jiaer crossed his hands on his hips, pointed at Lin Bai and continued to say angrily: "Don't tell me this, the door was locked when I slept last night, and the window was also closed, how did this little black run into your house?" ”

"Huh? When I woke up in the morning, people were in the toilet! Blackie slipped out too! Lin Bai, did you secretly leave the key to our room and then sneak in at night! After He Jiaer said these words, he suddenly thought that the doors and windows were locked, and this little black scolded Lin Bai with his mouth covered his mouth for no other reason than being opened and slipped out.

As soon as he was entangled by He Jiaer's words, Lin Bai's anger that had disturbed his awakening in the morning also came up, and he replied: "You should be a black cat, do you know what it is?" It's something that is created by the incarnation of the Yin Spirit, and you think you can stop it by locking the doors and windows? ”

"Don't lie to me with these gods and ghosts, Sister Xiaoqing believes you, I don't believe it!" He Jiaer looked at Lin Bai and pursed his lips, and said angrily.

Lin Bai didn't laugh angrily, looked at He Jiaer and said, "Okay, since you don't believe it, then I'll give you a good look at your life, you can see if what I said is accurate!" ”

"Even if you forget it, I'm afraid you won't make it!" He Jiaer pursed his lips, clasped his hands in front of his chest, and said.

"The heavenly court is towering, the earth is round, you must have been born in a powerful family, and the official position of this powerful person should not be small, as far as I know, there are not many Chinese officials with the surname He!

"And you have a black mole in your left eyebrow, there must have been a fire in your home when you were a child!"

"Judging from your face, you should be the life of the sun and fire, and then look at your appearance, you are a person born in eight or eight years, with towering eyebrows, you should be born in the eighth month of the lunar calendar, and then from the southwest position where you are standing now, you should still be born on the day of the fire and the anode, and the ninth day of the eighth lunar month is your birthday!"

While Lin Bai said what he knew, he watched He Jiaer's face and tell it in a deep voice. He Jiaer heard Lin Bai tell everything about his life experience, and his heart was extremely panicked, but he stopped the fear in his heart, and said sharply: "You said wrong, it's all wrong, you can't calculate accurately, you are a liar!" ”

As he spoke, He Jiaer suddenly covered his face and began to cry, and tears instantly spread all over his face.

"What's wrong?" Xia Xiaoqing, who was originally freshening up in the bathroom, heard the movement here, hurriedly rushed over, looked at He Jiaer and Lin Bai and asked softly.

He Jiaer stretched out his hand and wiped his face, glanced at Lin Bai hatefully, and rushed out of the door. Seeing this, Xia Xiaoqing reached out to pull Lin Bai and asked Lin Bai to persuade He Jiaer to come back. Lin Bai waved his hand and said angrily: "Since I let her out, I'll see what kind of trouble she wants!" ”

"You ......" Xia Xiaoqing also felt depressed, stomped his feet, put down the things in his hand and ran out of the door.

The house was quiet, and the little black cat timidly hid in the corner of the house and looked at the angry Lin Bai.

After a while, there was a sudden doorbell, and someone outside the house said lightly: "Immeasurable Tianzun, is the Huangkou child surnamed Lin here, do you dare to learn a thing or two with the old way?" ”

"Learn, learn from your uncle, see how I cut you!" When Lin Bai heard this, the anger that had been accumulated in his heart caused by He Jiaer instantly exploded, and he said sharply towards the door.

Gambling fight, at this time, is actually not a gambling fight, but a name for beating the master to death.

When Lin Bai opened the office door, he found that almost all the masters in Panyu City who had known about it before had arrived in front of his office.

"Hey, hey, you really look up to me Lin someone, all of them are here, are you afraid that one person will die ugly, so you pull a few more pads?" Lin Bai glanced at the group of people in front of him, and said with a smile.

An old man with white hair who was standing in the lead arched his hand at Lin Bai and said, "In Xia He Zhankui, Chen Baokun, Li Yindu, and Fan Sanming, who are physiognomy experts in Panyu City, came to make a bet with Brother Lin. If a few of us win, please Brother Lin, you move out of the treasure land and find another job; If a few of us lose, then we won't bother again. ”

"Huangkou Xiaoer Lin Bai, do you dare to fight?" Li Yin on the side looked at Lin Baipi and smiled without smiling.

Lin Bai looked at the group of old people in front of him mockingly, and sneered: "What can you do with me if I don't fight?" Besides, why did you make me agree to your bet! ”

"You ......" Li Yindu's face changed greatly, he stretched out his hand and pointed at Lin Bai for a long time without speaking, he really didn't expect Lin Bai's refusal to be so neat, could it be that this guy is shameless? The words have already been said on this, doesn't he want his own name!

Chen Baokun stretched out his hand to stop Li Yindu, stroked the long beard under his chin with his other hand, and said with a smile: "A few of you have misunderstood, this Brother Lin actually means that he is already subordinate to a few of us, why don't we all sell him a face, and let Brother Lin come forward to be soft, how about this matter being revealed?" ”

"Okay, good ......" This group of old goods nodded in agreement one by one, this Chen Baokun nodded with satisfaction, looked at Lin Bai and said: "Brother Lin, what do you think of my idea?" ”

"Slightly dick......" Lin Bai looked at the old guys in front of him and said lightly. This group of people is really going back more and more, and others should not fight, so they say that others have already succumbed, is it possible to think that they have reached the realm of surrendering without a fight!

When Fan Sanming heard this, his round eyes widened, and he said angrily: "The surname is Lin, what do you mean by this?" ”

"I'll talk about a few bricks, if you are afraid, you know that your skills are not as good as others, and you can't afford to lose, don't learn from others to fight in the ring. A group of people came over to put on a show for me, pretending to be a bald-tailed eagle, or do you think that I, Lin Bai, am a soft persimmon that can be kneaded by others? Lin Bai smiled faintly.

Chen Baokun's face changed, and he said in a deep voice: "Brother Lin, what do you mean?" ”

"Your conditions are too good, since it's a gambling contract, you should come to be cheerful and neat, why do I have to roll up and roll up if I lose, and if you lose, it will be as if nothing happened? If you want to bet with me Lin, just give me some sincerity! Lin Bai sneered.

As Lin Bai said, this gambling contract is indeed not beneficial to him at all, if he wins, these old things will be treated as if nothing happened, and a group of people can still do their own business. But if Lin Bai loses, Lin Bai will have to roll out of Panyu with a cover roll, and he will not be able to set foot in it from now on, isn't this nonsense?

Regardless of whether they win or lose, this group of old goods has no substantial losses and contributions.

After Lin Bai sneered, he said: "After I lose, I will make a blood oath, and I will never set foot in Panyu for half a step in this life." If you lose, I don't want you to leave Panyu, as long as you admit that your skills are not as good as others! ”

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