Bai Lei withdrew his hand unwillingly, and kept muttering: "I really want to strangle you ungrateful thing......"

Chu Tianyu touched his neck, and after a while, he said with palpitations: "I surrender, can't I admit my mistake, look at you, when I am not there, you have to be external and internal, how much pressure you have to bear!" After I came back, I was invited to the restaurant as soon as possible, really, really didn't have anything to say! Just two words, 'brother'! ”

As soon as he heard this, Bai Lei, who actually didn't do anything, had red eyes, and with a "grievance" on his face, he climbed up the pole and said, "That's it, me, am I easy?" ”

"Let's say, in the end, which classmate of Li Rou has fallen in love with you, knowing that you are not easy, I am also very busy, if my brother has something to say, just say it!"

Chu Tianyu didn't understand Bai Lei's temper yet, so he first followed his meaning, and then turned around and went straight to the point, otherwise he could talk to you about this issue for hours and not necessarily get to the point!

Sure enough, Bai Lei was scheming, and he said without thinking about Chu Tianyu's topic: "I fell in love with that classmate of Li Rou...... Ah......h Phew......"

Halfway through speaking, Bai Lei reacted, took a few sips, and glared angrily at Chu Tianyu again! Chu Tianyu didn't speak, first made an innocent expression, and then made a gesture of deference.

Obviously, Bai Lei's mind was not on how to clean up on him, so he didn't have another seizure for the first time, but sat down, poured a sip of tea, and then said leisurely: "I'm dating ...... online."

"What!?" Chu Tianyu was surprised at first, and then asked curiously, "When?" How did it start? Have you met? Is my sister pretty? And ......"

"That's it! Come on! "Bai Lei was afraid that Chu Tianyu would interrupt him. Then he said with a bad face: "Please, Chu Tianyu, you are also a young master of a wealthy family, everyone is a 'lady', and you are a generation of 'cheap' chivalrous sect '', a little personable, a little reserved, okay?" Don't be like the other boys! Don't be so virtuous when you hear this question, is this kind of reaction good with these old-fashioned questions? ”

Chu Tianyu, who was questioned by Bai Lei several times in a row, was also greatly ashamed and lowered his head silently. However, he felt wronged in his heart, and muttered at the same time: "No matter what his identity is, the swordsman grandmaster is even a person!" It's not normal for people to be a little curious! Especially about your Bai Lei's love issue, it is even more concerned by the world and beggars! ”

Bai Lei no longer paid attention to Chu Tianyu's sarcasm, and turned to hate: "Do you know the third child, if I don't find a horse this year, I will be laughed to death by the big ones!" Needless to say, the big one is now around that round-faced Liu Shuang all day long, not to mention how boring it is! And that dead cabbage, I actually took the opportunity of your last dinner to hook up with a white-skinned sister, I damn it, I want to vomit when I read the love letter he wrote, what are you a piece of snow, I am a fat black grasshopper, jump up and jump on your white body, accompany you to see the clouds and clouds, the moon shines on the sky and there is snow, oh ......"

"Vomit~~" Speaking of this, Bai Lei couldn't help but retched a few times. Chu Tianyu was also in the midst of a frenzied sweat.

Seeing that Bai Lei still had a look of contempt, Chu Tianyu finally understood Bai Lei's embarrassment, and couldn't help but ask in a low voice, "You, are you jealous?" ”

"Damn, who am I Bai Lei! With jealousy of the two of them, hum, hum ...... "What are you humming at the bottom, Bai Lei didn't hum in the end."

Chu Tianyu didn't force him anymore, so he changed the topic and said, "By the way, let's talk about your netizen!" ”

Hearing this, Bai Lei's face bloomed again, and he said a little excitedly: "Hehe, in fact, the big one and the cabbage are the two of them, since they have a girlfriend, they have been discussing this and that in front of me all day long, all of them are like twenty-five or eighty-thousand, in fact, I have been in love for a long time, I didn't say anything, I just was lazy to worry about them!" ”

"Then speak quickly!" Chu Tianyu gritted his teeth as if he wanted to beat people.

Bai Lei knew that he was almost hanging, so he said: "Actually, I met on the Internet not long after the start of school, her online name is 'Yueyue Eats Watermelon', hehe, cute!" ”

Chu Tianyu didn't feel it! I only heard Bai Lei continue: "Her surname is cheerful, she speaks straightforwardly, and she is very fond of sports. Hehe, you know me, I never exercised before, so I love these little girls who love to move! Therefore, my progress with her can be described in one word, that is, 'a thousand miles'! That feeling is earth-shattering, crying ghosts and gods! One of them is like glue, sweet and sweet......"

"Sorry to bother, but get to the point! For example, have you met, what is her situation in reality, what are your plans in the future, etc.! Chu Tianyu interrupted Bai Lei's speech with a cold face.

Bai Lei glanced at Chu Tianyu with disdain, and then said, "It's not a little emotional!" Don't describe it much, how can you get into the topic so quickly, forget it, don't worry too much about rough people like you, there is only one answer to the question you ask, that is, I haven't met her yet! Hey hey ......"

Chu Tianyu almost didn't slip under the table, and he had a love relationship like a sea and an alliance that Bai Lei said for a long time, but he hadn't even seen the girl's face, what a cruel thought!

Bai Lei said disdainfully with a look of surprise on his face: "Although I haven't seen it, the pure feelings between us are unquestionable, and they are also sacrosanct!" ”

"Okay, okay, if I don't infringe, then you're in love, why don't you tell me so much?" Chu Tianyu asked weakly as if he had been defeated by him.

"Nonsense, do you think you are invited to eat at such a high-grade and tasteful stall! I want your help, of course! Bai Lei said truthfully.

"How can you help?" Chu Tianyu said with a vigilant expression.

"Hehe, isn't this a haven't met? They sent me a message just now when we had a meeting, saying that they were going to take advantage of the May Day holiday to come to Yanjing to see what Tsinghua University, she is the college entrance examination this year, so come and choose a school in advance! Hehe, I'm in charge of accompanying the tour guide! Bai Lei said embarrassedly.

"Okay, no wonder you didn't speak just now after you received a text message, guy who is heavy on color and light on friends! However, this girl is quite good, she didn't take the exam, so she inspected Tsinghua first! Although Chu Tianyu criticized in his mouth, he was extremely grateful in his heart for this timely text message, which made Bai Lei's proposal go to waste.

"That's, don't look at whose girlfriend it is, she's a high IQ!" Bai Lei said with a smug face.

"However, if you study well like this, a girl with a high IQ will generally look ......," Chu Tianyu said cryptically.

"Impossible! My white thunder's girlfriend must be both talented and beautiful! You, you take back what you just said to me! Bai Lei immediately jumped to his feet and denied.

"Okay, okay, I'll take it back! Then there's nothing to do with me here, so I'll take my leave! "Chu Tianyu wants to capture the old way.

"Okay, okay, although I am full of firm confidence in her and the belief that I will love, but, but I am not afraid of ten thousand, I am afraid of what happens, if I ......" Bai Lei didn't finish speaking, he listened to Chu Tianyu interface and said: "If it is really a dinosaur, your loyal online dating can be eaten by dogs, right?" ”

Bai Lei bit his lip tightly, as if he was fighting between heaven and man, and it took a long time to make up his mind: "Fuck, even if she is a dinosaur, I Bai Lei will admit it!" ”

Chu Tianyu was surprised when he heard this, and said with a smile: "Okay, Bai Lei, I didn't see it, you still have a bit of manly spirit!" After listening to it for a long time, I thought you were going to ask me to come out to meet you, and if it was a dinosaur, I would find an excuse to tell her that you couldn't come because of something; If it's a beautiful sister, let's say you'll be five minutes late to buy flowers and prepare gifts! ”

"Damn, third child, I'm so despicable as you! I just want you to help meet first, just like you, you must let her down, and then I Bai Lei will shine on the stage, under the strong contrast, I am guaranteed to make her eyes shine, and the feeling of loss just now instantly ignited the flame of love, wahaha, you must know that the ups and downs of this mood, whether it is the impact on her vision or soul, must be the strongest and unforgettable! Any little sister is not just for me to catch, hehe, this is called love psychology! Let's learn a little bit, the third child! Wowhaha, what a genius I'm in! After Bai Lei said proudly, he fell into infinite silver and fantasy again...... "You are really despicable!" After hearing this, Chu Tianyu smiled bitterly and said unconvinced.

"Hey, third child, why do you feel like you've become more beautiful when you go out? And you're a lot taller, did you sneak away for plastic surgery? Bai Lei, who came back to his senses, began to look at the green leaves that were ready to set off him.

"Tsk, third child, you have indeed become a lot more handsome, but compared to my Bai Lei, there is still a big gap! Originally, I was thinking about cabbage, but that kid looks like her white snow, don't let me see you every month, the effect of the ups and downs of contrast has not come out, but it will be worth the loss to scare a heart attack first! So this difficult task falls on you, work hard, brother, this is the organization's trust in you, honorable! Bai Lei sighed.

"......" Chu Tianyu was speechless!

……

In the evening, Chu Tianyu, who finally got out of the sea of suffering, asked Li Rou out, although it was a little embarrassing at first, but it couldn't stand Li Rou's worries and guilt about Chu Tianyu, as well as Chu Tianyu's explanation and that wonderful experience, and soon the two of them eliminated the estrangement and walked hand in hand on the road of the campus!

This also made many Li Rou's lovers can't help but raise their middle fingers at Chu Tianyu's back and secretly curse a few words in their hearts: "Alas, the world is down, look at this pair of dog men and women!" ”

At the same time, I thought a little unwillingly: "Why is this dog man not himself?" ”

(To be continued)