5555, Momo God said that he would step on me on the weekly recommendation list and the monthly recommendation list together, brothers help! Gang puppet smashing tickets! Let the puppet burst the juhua of ink on the list...... Well, the juhua in reality will explode when I see him!

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Everyone was dumbfounded, Kou was dumbfounded, Guan Yi was dumbfounded, and even Liu Lingtian was dumbfounded.

For a long time, Liu Lingtian roared: "You are rabies!" Your whole family has rabies! ”

Chen Xu felt that he had a lot of adults, and he didn't have the same knowledge as this guy, so he said bitterly: "I said, why are you like this?" You really have rabies, go to the hospital to find out! ”

"Hiss......" At this time, everyone felt that Chen Xu was a little too unkind.

Didn't you say that people just spit on you, then you hurt others first, so it is necessary to kill them all? Now he still attacks with this poisonous tongue, hey, be kind!

Wu Yuan and a few people came over and pulled Chen Xu aside, and whispered that the third brother is over, look at this guy is quite pitiful, don't kill them all.

Lao Dong also said yes, yes, you have to be forgiving and forgiving, anyway, you don't have anything to lose, it's a big deal that a few of us will go downstairs to him and block him and beat him up.

Qin Xiao'an also said the third child, don't be so stingy, you see that his girls are all soaked by you, so forget it.

Chen Xu couldn't cry or laugh, you all thought I was scolding him?

Everyone looked at him with a very strange look, and the meaning in their eyes was, "Aren't you?!" ”

"I mean really!" Chen Xu was about to cry, and said to Liu Lingtian: "Dude, although you did something unkind about that just now, I don't care about you anymore." But if you do have rabies, you should go to the hospital immediately! ”

"Are you finished?!" Liu Lingtian was crazy: "I think you are a psychopath!" Get out of the way, Lao Tzu doesn't know you like a psychopath! ”

"No, listen to me, you really have rabies!"

"You're insane!"

"No, you really have rabies!"

"Neurotic!"

"Rabies!"

"Neurotic!"

"Rabies!"

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The two guys really quarreled like a neurotic for a long time, and finally were pulled apart, until Liu Lingtian shouted "neurotic" and disappeared from his field of vision, Chen Xu couldn't help but find out what he had just done? !

He actually shouted at Liu Lingtian and scolded one-on-one, so it's strange that people can believe it!

Thinking that he was embarrassed in front of so many people, Chen Xu was a little angry and depressed, but after thinking about it, he felt that he still couldn't leave Liu Lingtian alone--it's not something that has a deep hatred, and it's not a normal thing for classmates to scold each other a few words? So Chen Xu hurriedly asked Wu Ning: "Is there a phone call from Liu Lingtian?" ”

Wu Ning glanced at him with disdain, and said You still want to call and scold?

Chen Xugang wanted to say that I wasn't scolding him, but when he saw the little flower girl next to him come out, he walked straight over and said to Wu Ningjiao: "Senior, you still want to be my dance partner at the next dance?" Chen Xu knew why Wu Ning despised himself so much. Before the little flower girl took a fancy to herself, she turned around and ran, and she didn't dare to turn her head back.

"I have his phone, but you ......" Guan Yi came over with his mobile phone at this time and said, "Forget it." ”

Chen Xu was about to cry: "You think I want to scold him?" Forget it, you can give me his number first...... Well, there's still yours, it's okay to text and mess with you at night. ”

Guan Yi smiled, reported the two numbers and said, "What, you're really not scolding him?" ”

"Why am I scolding him!" Chen Xu had a bitter face: "It's not interesting, and do you think I'm such a chicken belly person?" I'll tell you, you really have to ignore him, he's definitely rabies! ”

Probably thinking of Chen Xu's name as Chen Banxian, Guan Yi frowned and said, "Can you be sure?" ”

"Of course you can!" Chen Xu said with certainty. Because rabies is transmitted through saliva, at that time, this guy's mouthful of saliva happened to be blocked by Chen Xu with his hand, and a lot of saliva was stained on the watch turned into a supercomputer, so it was analyzed by the watch, and the saliva contained rabies virus!

"I'm saving him now! And the animals who saved his bedroom, I don't want to see a big outbreak of rabies like a Resident Evil in the association. ”

Guan Yi thought about it carefully, Liu Lingtian's performance just now was indeed not normal, and it was really like a mad dog to put it mildly...... But that doesn't mean he got rabies? And if it's really a rabies attack, that's more than that.

Seeing that Guan Yi was still suspicious, Chen Xu scratched his head and said Sister, don't you know that rabies has an incubation period? Usually it doesn't have much of a seizure, but as soon as the mood comes up, maybe there will be this kind of sign, I suggest you still call him and ask him if he has been bitten by a dog recently, if he has been bitten then it must be, and send him to the hospital immediately.

Guan Yi hesitated for a moment, dialed Liu Lingtian's phone, and as soon as the phone rang, Liu Lingtian's extremely excited voice came from there: "Yi, you called me?" ”

Chen Xu listened to another chill next to him, and he was still ...... Why are you doing so much Korean drama? I think that when I watched Wuji back then, I felt the most thunderous thing was that they opened their mouths to be the "king" of one word, and Lei died.

Guan Yi's expression was also quite embarrassed, and he thought for a while before saying, "Senior, that, I just want to ask, have you been bitten by a dog recently or within a few months?" And then didn't go for a rabies vaccine? ”

"......" After a silence on the other side of the phone, Liu Lingtian's voice exploded like thunder, but at this time, Guan Yi was already very smart to take the mobile phone away from his ear a certain distance, "Do you even think I have rabies?" Do you think I was bitten by a dog?! Is that what you think of me?! Do you think I'm a mad dog?! ”

Guan Yi didn't wait for him to finish, and pressed the phone: "I should have known that asking him at this time would be the result." ”

"What then?" Chen Xu was a little frustrated, "If you don't care about him, you will die if you love him." Looking at Guan Yi's eyes looking at him, Chen Xu was even more depressed: "Then sister, what do you say?" Why don't I take a few people and pretend to be a dog fighter and take that guy to the hospital? ”

This was originally a joke, but Chen Xu's eyes suddenly lit up: "Hey, this is indeed a good way!" ”

Guan Yi put his hand on his head, probably thinking about why this guy is so out of tune, and then said Don't make trouble, let's think about it, if it's rabies, it will be a big trouble.

The more Chen Xu thought about it, the more he felt that this method was good, so he said don't worry, I'll go to Boss Wang Dong, he has a high reputation in the academy, let him persuade him, if he doesn't listen, we will beat him up again and send him to the hospital.

Guan Yi rolled his eyes directly...... She found that she had always thought she was smart, but she couldn't grasp the idea of the animal in front of her.

"That's it, anyway, I'm not in a hurry at this time, or I'll talk to him when he stabilizes, or let him accompany me to the hospital." Guan Yi thought for a while and said, "If I ask him to accompany me, he should go." ”

"No, no, no!" Chen Xu's head shook like a wave drum, "Sister, people have fallen into you very deeply, and this guy is very narcissistic, super narcissistic, give a little sunshine and it will be brilliant." So it's better for you to stay away from him, besides, why did you trick him into going to the hospital? Say you have it? ”

Seeing that Guan Yi wanted to fight as soon as he stared, Chen Xu hurriedly retracted his head: "Hehe, it's just a little joke." I said sister, you tricked him into going to the hospital and tricked him into going for a check-up, it's nothing more than relying on the trick of seduction, this trick can't be used anymore, otherwise that kid will really be afraid that he won't be able to come out! I think it's still my trick that works, it's simple and convenient! ”

Guan Yi tilted his head with a look of distrust: "You don't want to take this opportunity, in fact, the real purpose is to beat him, right?" ”

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Boss Wang Dong was really interesting, and after hearing what Chen Xu said, he immediately brought a group of people to kill him, and saw Chen Xu at the entrance of the building and said, "I said Chen Xu, are you sure?" This is no small feat! ”

"Is it a trivial matter, and I still look for you?" Chen Xu rolled his eyes: "You have also heard of my nickname Chen Banxian, right?" What's wrong with that? I will go to his bedroom in a while, if he is kind of talkative, we will send him to the hospital alive, if he is disobedient, you will take someone up to beat him, until he is subdued! Anyway, I'm going to be sent to the hospital later, so it doesn't matter if I have more injuries...... But be careful, don't get bitten by him. ”

Wang Dong rolled his eyes and said that it would be no problem if he went to beat someone, but it was all from this hospital, and it was not good to be poisoned like this. It's not that I can't trust you, or you can check on this brother of mine, and if you can find out what kind of illness he is, I'll go with you!

Chen Xu turned his head to the side and saw that it was the animal that was with Wang Dong at the gate of the police station that day, but his face didn't seem to be very good. So Chen Xu pretended to touch his chest, then pinched his pulse, and pretended to look at the watch to keep it - in fact, it was just to read the words on the watch.

The scene is enough, Chen Xu said it's nothing, this brother drank too much yesterday, right? I went to gastric lavage, but there was still some stomach bleeding, drink more milk.

"Okay!" Wang Dong and the others' eyes widened, saying that Chen Banxian really lived up to his reputation!

Chen Xu smiled and said that he could trust me now.

Wang Dong spat heavily and said, "Brothers, pay attention, don't be bitten!" ”

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