My name is Taro Yamada...... That one over there, stop laughing! I know that my name is so bad that I can't get out of the novel, the male protagonist, the male supporting role, the villain, and the cannon fodder are all this name!

However, as a ninja, the more inconspicuous the name and looks, the safer.

So, I'll introduce myself again - my name is Taro Yamada, I'm 27 years old, and I'm an ordinary shinobi in Konoha. Gender: Male, no girlfriend.

No girlfriend.

No...... Girlfriend.

Because it's important, emphasize it three times.

When the children of Jiro's family next door learned to make soy sauce, I still ran around every day in the task, no, yes, any, what, time, and time to find a girlfriend. I firmly believe that this is the only important and only reason why I am single so far, and it is not a problem at all as to how I look and have a bad name!

Even so, I still have the guidance of Jiraiya-sama's book "Intimacy Paradise", and I believe that finding a girlfriend is only a matter of minutes.

But then again...... I went to the outside of the village to perform a mission for more than a month, and when I came back, I found that the quality of the beauties in Konoha Village had improved greatly......

For example, the beautiful girl with the devil figure and angel face I saw yesterday, hehehehe-

"Taro? Taro! ”

"Mother, what's the matter?" Hearing my mother's call, I quickly broke free from my fantasy and sat upright.

"Ahh The mother dragged her chin with her hand and mentioned it casually.

I don't know if it's my delusion, but my mother used a louder volume when she said the word "again" again.

"Tanabata ......"

I took a bite of the sandwich and muttered.

In terms of origin, this is a festival to pray for a good harvest of grains, but the six immortals, which link went wrong and now it has become a festival that is related to show affection? Why did it become a traditional activity for me to pray for love every year by writing my wish in a short book and hanging it on Sasasa......

The mother held the pan in one hand and dragged her chin with the other with a beautiful expression, "I heard that there is a fireworks festival this year, and I have the blessing that the Zhongnin exam will be held in our village." It must be very grand, there are a lot of cute girls participating~"

"Hey, hey, hey." I nodded as I listened, and if I guessed correctly, the next sentence would definitely be-

"Taro-chan must work hard to find a cute girlfriend for her mother!"

"I'll try...... probably.

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"Ah......h

I wandered the streets aimlessly, and Konoha Village deserved to be financially rich, with festive balls and bunting flying everywhere. The streets are crowded with tourists, and the festive atmosphere doesn't give me a good mood at all.

Especially, in groups of dog men...... Well, I mean among the couples, I suddenly have a problem [Anyone else, please give me a girlfriend!] ] thoughts.

"Wow, that mask is so cute—"

"Honey, you're so handsome today~~"

"I—I didn't wait for you earlier, huh!"

Hehehehehehehe......

Why don't I get angry——!!!! Burn this horde of heterosexuals!

"Wow, look what I found - I saw a wild FFF member." A nice female voice suddenly sounded behind me. There was no sound.

“？！”

My vigilance as a ninja made me feel a hint of danger, but when I turned my head to see the person behind me, I was stunned—

I—I really don't know how to describe it! It's really-

The beauty of the black-haired woman in a gorgeous long-sleeved kimono cannot be expressed in words, and she is born with a true beauty and a temperament that can only be found in the upper shinobi...... Maybe it's not an exaggeration to say that it's a shadow-level one, and what she is holding in her hand is a ...... in a cherry blossom yukata Man. Well, really a man. I'm sure that the man who is on an equal footing with his girlfriend.

“……”

[Sure enough, this damn face-looking world.] My brain was still able to think of such philosophical words at this time.

And this amazing couple actually has a ninja forehead guard with Konoha prominently tied to their sleeves...... Excuse me, when did Konoha break through the sky with the ninja's face quality? Or in the month I was on a business trip, there was a major overhaul of the Konoha ninja selection system?!

"Yo-boy, don't you go to a member of the FFF group to study the fire extinguishing on such a beautiful day?" As soon as the bewitching woman spoke, the momentum of the previous superior disappeared without a trace, which made people feel ...... The feeling of detachment, probably.

"Hello." And her boyfriend smiled at me in a friendly way. His expression seemed to be covered with a soft layer of moonlight.

Mom - I, I seem to see an angel -

In front of the two top beauties and colleagues who may work together in the future, I feel that even if I am ordinary and may be forgotten in the next second, I still have to establish a good image.

"Two or two, please advise!"

Damn it...... What am I doing......] As soon as I opened my mouth, my heart began to wail.

As a result, the woman smiled even more happily, "It's okay, it's okay~ What are you nervous about, you have to relax on the Qixi Festival today (virgin)." ”

Huh? It seems that this woman said something terrible!

"Sorry, but we wanted to ask for a special Tanabata booklet. Where can I get it? The man asked, smiling, he didn't look like a ninja at all.

"Special short booklet...... "I heard that this thing was blessed by the shrine maiden of the Oni Country, and it can make the wisher live a long life or love forever, but in order to maintain surprise and rarity, the way to obtain it varies from year to year.

Despite some reluctance, I told all the information I knew. "It is said that a couple's game conference will be held at xxx at six o'clock in the evening, and the top 30 can get a special Tanabata short book."

So...... Why do things that pray for a good harvest or elders live a long life have to be obtained in pairs...... Hokage-sama, why are you actually a single young man?!

The woman was very satisfied with my answer, and she took her lover to her destination, and hurriedly thanked me, "Thank you, boy, ah, that's right." ”

She smiled at me mysteriously, "If you want to get a short book, you can go to a man and pretend to be a couple, there is no gender anyway." And...... Most couples aren't ninjas. ”

“…… Yes? …… Yes. ”

She was right, and I was speechless, except for the young man, who felt that it was mocking no matter how much she heard it.

And so—

"Please! This is the request of my life!! "I put my hands together and begged my friend, 26 years old this year, Kiyoichiro Toyama, who also has no experience of love.

Seiichiro pushed his rimless glasses with an expressionless face, "Two of us? ”

"Going to grab the Tanabata short book?"

"Hmm!"

"Pretending to be a couple?"

I felt like I was going to be roasted by Seiichiro with fire in the next second, who knew that he pushed his glasses and actually hooked the corners of his mouth and smiled.

"Okay."

"Huh?!"

"What do you mean by that? Didn't you come to me? ”

"Ahhhh

There is Seiichiro who has already reached the level of ninja, so there is absolutely no problem. This time, be sure to grab the special Tanabata short book!

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The couple's contest was approaching, and I walked slowly to the venue.

In fact, a few minutes ago I suddenly realized what I was doing.

Invite your friends to pretend to be a same-sex couple with yourself?!

wtf？

Am I going to be stricken, so I can agree to this kind of suggestion full of slots from top to bottom?! If my mother knew that I was pretending to be a couple with a man, and that I was also a young man with Miyoshi, Seiichiro, she would definitely use a frying pan to make me into a small pie!

Six Immortals...... Is it too late for me to pretend that my stomach hurts?

But at the thought that Seiichiro would definitely be meticulously preparing and waiting for me at my destination, I dragged forward with heavy steps.

Hehe...... Two big men, at first glance, are here to cheat. Maybe it's cleared before the game is played.

- I can only pray like this.

Seiichiro was standing in the crowd waiting for me.

"It's too slow." He habitually pushed his glasses.

"Bypass me......," I replied weakly.

Seiichiro, who has always been rigorous, seems to have basically investigated the "opponents" clearly, "There are a lot of opponents this year." ”

I followed his gaze and saw that it was the same luxury couple I had met earlier.

"The female is called Li, special, and the male is called Huajian Xian, special."

"Two, two of them turned out to be particularly ninja?!" I was amazed, I didn't expect them to be so strong.

The two of them are the couple who are the least like a couple, and they are not tired of standing there together, and the man turned out to be the same type as Seiichiro, who was analyzing the situation at the scene...... Hey, one game, two Shinobi-sama.

"And the two men. That man is also very forbearing. ”

"Hmm...... Yes?! Man?! Two men! ”

In addition to me and Seiichiro, there are still people, and I feel comforted from the soul, I'm not alone-

But I looked in the direction that Kiyoichiro was pointing and choked—

A handsome black-haired young man with a cold expression and a pale-skinned brown-haired young man stood together, where did the two of them come to "cheat"...... Ahem, those who participated in the competition were clearly here for a life-and-death duel, right?!

As soon as I thought this, the pale young man suddenly hooked up a mocking smile on the corner of his mouth, and said something in the young man's ear, and the young man frowned, and the young man hooked the young man's neck directly...... bit it, and finally even stuck out his tongue and licked it...... In front of the public.

Amid the screams around him, the young man just frowned and glanced at it, and there was silence for a moment.

I couldn't help but swallow my saliva either.

Damn, oh no, why is there really a in this world?!

ps：

The computer was completely killed and sent to the warranty meow, and it was almost death to use a tablet. Cute Tanabata special meow