Lu Feng was slapped by this guy's ass and got goosebumps all over his body, and was about to scold him angrily, but when he heard his last sentence, he was immediately laughed at angrily, daring to love this guy for a long time to pat himself on the back, just to ask for Mosansan's mobile phone number for himself? ?

"Want to give me a phone number? I said you're daydreaming? If I don't beat you, I'm worthy of you, and you dare to ask me for my phone number? If you want to be treated, sit down quickly, I will diagnose and treat you, if you don't treat the disease, get out immediately, we are not an entertainment place here, and we will not give people time for entertainment. ”

Li Ying's bright smile slowly disappeared, his whole face turned into a bitter melon, looking at his appearance as if he was about to cry, he walked into Lu Feng pitifully, and begged bitterly: "Brother, Brother Li, please, you are a well-known good man in ten miles and eight villages, and the younger brother only has such a request, you can meet me!" I know that you and that big beauty are not a husband and wife, let alone a boyfriend and girlfriend, you are a brother and sister relationship, if I can catch up with that big beauty, we will become relatives! Senior brother-in-law, such a good name, you can't do without it! Please, give me the phone number of that big beauty! ”

Brother-in-law??

Lu Feng felt egg pain for the first time!

What the fuck is this called? He hadn't heard anyone say that since he was born! This kid is just playing the piano!!

"To cure the disease? Didn't cure me and drive people out? Lu Feng said coldly.

"Governance, can't I cure it? Well, I've been having a dry mouth, my eyes are flowery, my limbs are sore, and I'm always groggy and want to sleep! I went to the Chinese medicine hospital before to check it out, that, the dearest and dearest Brother Li, you can treat me, it doesn't matter if you can't cure it once, I can come every day in the future! Li Ying said with a smile.

When Lu Feng heard Li Ying talk about his symptoms, his face showed a strange look, and he smiled secretly in his heart and said lightly: "Is it that when you are having sex, you still have impotence-impotence-premature ejaculation?" ”

Li Ying's spirit was shocked, a look of shame flashed on his face, and he hesitated for a moment before he spoke: "Yes! In the past, buddy, my combat effectiveness was quite strong, and I even lasted forty minutes and an hour, but recently it has barely exceeded ten minutes, which is so damn humiliating! Brother Li, you have to take a good look at me, we can lose everything, but only men can't lose it! ”

Lu Feng laughed in his heart, but said quietly on his face: "Reach out to me, I'll give you a pulse!" ”

Li Ying hurriedly stretched out his right hand.

"Left hand!" Lu Feng said coldly.

"Uh...... Good, good, left-handed! Li Ying is extremely obedient at the moment, just like a primary school student who has just entered elementary school, listening to the teacher's words is like listening to the holy decree.

Lu Feng stretched out his hand to put his hand on Li Ying's pulse, and after half a minute, the corners of his mouth outlined a trace of arc, and in a faint smile, Lu Feng said: "Your disease is really difficult to treat, alas, a man has this disease, but it is really ...... Well, I'll let my sister treat you, how about it? ”

Li Ying's face showed a look of surprise, he didn't worry about his illness at all, and when he heard that Lu Feng asked Mo Sansang to treat him, his face was as happy as a flower.

"Okay, thank you, Brother Li, for fulfilling my brother's good intentions, you are really a good person! In the future, we will be brothers, you let me go up the mountain and I won't go into the sea, you let me go to the moon and I won't go into Mars, you ......"

"Stop!" Lu Feng shouted, this kid is even more verbose than Tang Seng.

Standing up quickly, Lu Feng smiled coldly in his heart, turned around and walked to the door of the inner room, and smiled at Mo Sansang in the inner room: "Sangsang, this kid who pursues you has a special condition, so you should treat him!" ”

In the inner room, Mo Sansang was beating Shang Wende's back, and when she heard Lu Feng's words, her eyebrows furrowed slightly, and her eyes showed incomprehension, but she still nodded obediently.

Slowly walking out of the inner room, Mo Sansang glanced at Li Ying coldly, ignored the other party's excited expression, and said lightly: "Stretch out your left hand, give you a pulse, and by the way, you can also talk about your condition." ”

Li Ying said what he had just said to Lu Feng, but he wouldn't say anything about impotence, impotence, and premature ejaculation, if he was killed!

Half a minute later, Mo Sansang sent Li Ying's wrist, a trace of disgust flashed in his eyes, and he said coldly: "Your illness has been checked clearly, kidney deficiency, excessive indulgence, and I will ask my senior brother to prescribe a prescription for you, grab some Chinese medicine and take it after boiling, replenish your body, and it is best to do it recently, don't indulge in wine all day long like before." ”

After speaking, he ignored Li Ying, whose face had changed drastically, and turned around and walked into the inner room again.

As the saying goes, the mud bodhisattva is still a little angry, Li Ying is not stupid or stupid, when he heard Mo Sang's words at this moment, he immediately understood in his heart, Lu Feng was playing tricks on him!

This guy must have diagnosed his own situation, but he deliberately asked the big beauty to rediagnose himself, so that she knew his situation!

Damn!

This guy is so insidious and despicable!!

scolded Lu Feng in his heart, he squeezed out a smile on his face, turned his head to look at Lu Feng and wailed: "Brother Li, you are a bad brother!" My perfect image is completely ruined in your hands! The two of us have no grudges and no hatred in the near future, why are you hurting me so much? My heart has been completely captured by your sister, a stunning beauty, so you can help me! What's the matter, I'm not a big problem, you prescribe some medicine, I will replenish my body after taking it, and it won't take long to be healthy! I promise, I will never touch women again in the future, let me be a monk! ”

Lu Feng gave him a blank look, this guy was cheeky to a certain extent.

"I don't care about this, I said that your image of my junior sister's tears is completely ruined, and you don't have any chance, so don't come to make trouble, I'll prescribe a prescription for you, grab some medicine and get out of here!"

Li Ying's face suddenly became extremely serious, clenched his right fist, put it next to his ear and said solemnly: "If you don't achieve your goal, you won't give up." ”

After speaking, his face that had just tightened suddenly relaxed, and he almost knelt on the ground and hugged Lu Feng's thighs, pitiful, and said in a low voice: "Brother, my brother, you can help my brother!" I have no one in the old, and the gray-haired old lady is still waiting for me to inherit the lineage! Just tell me your sister's name and phone number, right? I'll give you a golden body and burn incense for you, okay?? ”

The best!

Lu Feng couldn't help but sigh!

If this kid goes to act in a movie, he will definitely win the Oscar! Looking at his current appearance, if it weren't for the ruffian appearance I had seen him in the hospital before, I really couldn't believe that this was the same person!

"I'm sorry, I can't help!" Lu Feng said coldly.

After saying this, Lu Feng didn't bother to take care of this wonderful person anymore, and turned around to greet the patient who had just walked into the door of the medical hall.

In the end, Li Ying still left!

This made Mo Sansan breathe a sigh of relief in her heart, she had hated a lot of people since she was a child, but the little gangster who could make her hate so much was the first one who looked like a ruffian.

"I've never seen such a thick-skinned person! If it weren't for seeing Master come out, that guy probably wouldn't have left! Moissan, indignantly muttered.

Lu Feng smiled lightly and didn't speak, if the other party's character was too bad and too bad, he would definitely help Mo Sansang get rid of this fly, but that kid didn't make any excessive moves, and he also had a heart to pursue girls, if he didn't give him a PK indiscriminately, it would be his own loss!

Of course, Lu Feng has already made up his mind, if he dares to come again, he will definitely give that kid a little hardship!!

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Due to the swarming of patients again, Lu Feng's idea of finally planning to leave early had to be shattered, and even after Wang Yumeng came from work, he helped a lot with tea and water.

At seven o'clock, when Shang Wende finished treating all the emergency patients, looking at the long queue outside, he finally announced with a cold face that it was over today, and he would see what the disease was tomorrow!

Walking on the brightly lit streets, Wang Yumeng did not have any spirit, at this moment, her heart was full of eagerness, because the last place in the dream team parkour group has not been filled up until now.

"There is a private club two hundred meters ahead, which has a parkour training venue, but if you want to train parkour here, you have to register as a member, which is expensive. However, in this kind of place, the odds of being a master are also very high! Wang Yumeng looked at the flashing neon lights in front of him and said in a low voice.

Obviously, in order to find the fifth member of the Dream Team parkour team, she has collected a lot of information.

"Then we're not members here, can people let us in?" Lu Feng asked curiously.

Wang Yumeng had a bright smile on his face, reached out and took out the golden VIP membership card from his LV bag, shook it in front of Lu Feng's eyes and said with a smile: "See?" This is the highest grade membership card in this club. ”

Lu Feng was surprised: "When did you handle it?" ”

Wang Yumeng said with a smile: "This is a gift from one of my good sisters, and this club is opened by her family!" ”

Lu Feng nodded suddenly.

An hour later, the two of them came out of the club listlessly, although there were many parkour insiders, but there were no real masters.

"Let's go, let's go to the next parkour training venue, I don't believe we can't find a master!" Wang Yumeng said unwillingly.

Lu Feng shrugged his shoulders and said with a smile: "Sacrifice your life to accompany the beauty, let's go!" ”

For a whole night, Lu Feng and Wang Yumeng shuttled through the streets and alleys, and almost one-third of the parkour venues in Jiyang City were walked by the two of them, but unfortunately they still didn't find a parkour master.

When I got home, it was already past eleven o'clock, Mo Sansang was sitting on the sofa, snoring evenly, and there was a drop of shiny saliva hanging from the corner of his mouth, which was very cute.

Lu Feng and Wang Yumeng looked at her funny, and in the end, Wang Yumeng turned off the TV that was playing in the hall, and Lu Feng gently carried Mo Sansang back to her room.

After gently closing the door of Moissan's room and returning to the hall, Wang Yumeng chuckled: "How is it?" Didn't wake up? ”

Lu Feng smiled: "I sleep like a piglet, it's fragrant!" But today she was also tortured, a kid pursued her with a dead face, and that scoundrel appearance was incomparable. ”

"Someone is pursuing Sangsang? Who? Wang Yumeng was interested.

Lu Feng immediately chased Li Ying from the hospital to the hospital today, before and after, and then carefully explained it in detail, and then said with a smile: "I used to think that my own skin was thick enough, but compared to that buddy, it is just a small thing, not worth mentioning!" ”