Chapter 1242: It's too satisfying
Charlene continued: "I've heard of people who eat food with their stomachs open, those who sharpen their heads to run for officials, those who don't hesitate to work to pick up girls and make second wives, and I really haven't heard of people who go up to the pole to find a beating." ”
"Wrong! There is a price to be paid for conquering a woman, doesn't the saying 'hit is kissing, scolding is love, kissing and loving to kick with your feet'? The harder you are beaten by the woman you like, the more comfortable and refreshing your whole body is. ”
"Your kid is no longer a sick problem, it's just an out-and-out cheap bone. If you really have itchy skin, you can just let my sister kick you. ”
"That's a good idea, brother. Sister Xia, shall we start now? ”
"you, my sister won't fall for you, if I really kick you, you kid will have something to say again."
"I know that Sister Xia is the most distressed brother, and she will definitely not really kick it."
"That's hard to say, when my sister wants to kick that day, you kid have to be careful......"
"Sister Xia, what should my brother be careful about?"
"Be careful, sister, kick your boy's ass and balls in two! Hee-hee. ”
"Haha! Is the brother's ass originally two-petaled? Actually, I know that my sister has a knife mouth and a tofu heart, and she likes her brother in her heart and feels sorry for her brother, so she will not be willing to abuse her brother at all. ”
"How so?"
"I remember when we first met in the square, you seemed to say to me: Wow! Such a handsome young man, my sister likes you so much. Sister Xia, do you remember? ”
"My brother has a good memory, and that's exactly what I said. However, what you kid said next was a bit too inauthentic. ”
"Sister, I have forgotten what my brother said at that time. However, what is certain is that with the image of the great hero of our time, the brother will not talk nonsense, right? ”
"You kid is really a little self-aware, let me tell you, your words are more disgusting than nonsense."
"Ahh No way? Isn't that like a brother's style? ”
"Bullshit style, you say: Sister Xia, don't tempt your brother, your brother's small body looks strong and strong, but the revolutionary will is sometimes very weak, although it will not be treason to the enemy and become a traitor, but in terms of style, sometimes you can't grasp it, and you will make some small mistakes at every turn. Stinky boy, that's your style, a big pervert throughout. ”
"The problem is, my sister's next sentence is too tempting for my brother."
"That sentence?"
"That's what you say: Haha! You're so funny, your sister can make you make mistakes in your style, does it mean that your sister is still a little charming. Sister Xia, do you know? This sentence was really exciting for the brother, and at that time, the brother was suddenly in his blood. ”
"Haha! Blood-pumping? I said stinky boy, right? Is this just a very common phrase, why don't I feel temptation and excitement? ”
"Sister, let's not stand and talk without backache, okay? Because you are a woman, it is certainly possible that you will not feel temptation and stimulation when you say something to yourself. But my brother is a man, or a big man with strong blood, after listening to my sister's words, can I not have associations, can I not have blood and blood? But ......"
"But what?"
"However, the witty words in front of my sister are just talking in general terms, although it is a little exciting, but its intensity is not too great, and the most exciting thing is the epigram quotations behind my sister."
"Nonsense, my sister is not a great man, where did the quotations come from."
"'You stinky guy...... can your sister's little mouth be kissed casually? This is left to Zhang Shaojie', sister, have you seen it, how classic your words are. ”
"Classic fart, isn't it a little more specific than what I just said? Besides, sister's little mouth, you haven't seen it, what's so exciting? ”
"You can't say that, can this 'look at the mouth' be the same as 'kissing the mouth'? Look, although you can feast your eyes, but you don't satisfy your cravings, this kiss is very different, the taste is much stronger than eating roast duck, in a word, it's too satisfying, one word, fragrant. ”
"You kid is so shameless, I can't get angry when I think of your stinky virtue at that time."
"Sister Xia, what's wrong? I was doing well, right? ”
"Not a bad fart, 'Sister, every time I see your little mouth, I can't help but want to come with my sister once, just let me kiss one first, anyway, I'm the same as him, I kiss your little mouth, it's equivalent to him kissing you', you say, how disgusting is your kid? I have to kiss my sister's little mouth, and I want to have a time with my sister, can my sister not be angry. Actually, it's not a sin, it's even more ......."
"Ahh I said Sister Xia, it's true that my brother is a little lustful, but we can't just talk about white teeth because of this, but we can slander my brother vigorously? ”
"You kid admit to being a big pervert? My sister didn't slander you with empty words and white teeth, did you say that you would let your sister sit in a sedan chair every day and be a bride every night? ”