Chapter 69: Nothing to do
"Hehe, third child, I'll bring you that set of 'Star Thundercloud Movement' after entering the game tonight, by the way, what magic skill are you going to teach me?"
Chu Tianyu pondered for a while and said, "My master has a kind of earth-shattering, weeping ghosts and gods!" Hearing this, Bai Lei's eyebrows were about to fly into the sky!
"The name of this peerless study is the Three Qing Body Protection Divine Skill!"
"Really? Then, can you fly the eaves and walk the wall after practicing, and can you knock down a cow with one palm? Bai Lei asked excitedly.
"Absolutely not! Its most important effect is that it can make you take a few more beatings, whoever calls you look like you are under-flat......" After saying that, Chu Tianyu smeared oil on the soles of his feet and disappeared in an instant.
"Holy! Don't run, third child, stop for me, and wait for me to strangle you before leaving......" Bai Lei, who knew that he had been fooled, said angrily in the direction of Chu Tianyu's escape.
But then I listened to Chu Tianyu's explanation, saying that being beaten is more important than beating people, and practicing kung fu must start from being beaten, Bai Lei did not refute this, he seems to have seen such lines from many movies, so he also admitted it, the body protection magic skill is the body protection magic skill, it doesn't matter if he is beaten or beaten, anyway, the magic skill will be successful. Since then, the Chu family has one more person who eats white food without leaving, and goes to the garden to meditate cross-legged every morning.
And because of the super suit, in the game, it is easy to fight monsters and upgrade, and the level is also like a bamboo, soaring in a straight line. Even Bai Lei was envious. So much so that under the unbalanced psychology, he said at every turn: "Tsk, you are so happy, I think I suffered back then......"
The winter vacation was spent easily in the two teasing and farting each other. Of course, for Chu Tianyu, the phone call with Ouyang Ziyi before going to bed every night also made him more sweet.
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At the end of the winter vacation, on the first day of school, the Beifu campus was lively again, with endless crowds, crowded canteens, and festive faces that had just finished the New Year, all of which made people feel a campus atmosphere and a youthful atmosphere.
The four heroes of Beifu gathered again, and as soon as they met, Chu Tianyu was choked by the big Xu and cabbage, repeatedly asked how his super equipment came from in the game, expressed extreme blush at the soaring of his level, and strongly asked Chu Tianyu to dedicate himself to bloodletting, and invited them to eat a big meal at noon to comfort their young and fragile hearts as Bai Lei.
What a joy that Bai Lei watched! Seeing that Chu Tianyu was being ripped off, he made a gesture of helplessness, but the pair of thief's slippery eyes always conveyed his schadenfreude!
After a while, Bai Lei finished appreciating it, and helped Chu Tianyu to relieve the siege and said: "Forget it, forget it, you don't have to embarrass the third child anymore, as far as I know, Chu Tianyu can get a lot of New Year's money this year, just eat a little at noon, save your strength and ask the third child to invite us to the disco to have a good time at night, what do you say?" ”
With the thief laughter of Bai Lei's "hehe......", his proposal was unanimously approved by Big Xu and Cabbage. And Chu Tianyu, who had temporarily gained ease, looked at Bai Lei with great meaning, knowing that this kid had just practiced kung fu for a few days, so he wanted to scratch his bag.
Bai Lei was wishful thinking, but when he saw Chu Tianyu's eyes, he still felt a little weak, so he quickly turned his head, pretending to chat and fart with cabbage, and by the way, he talked about going to that disco at night, how to make Chu Tianyu's blood cool and happy!
The first day of school was a crazy day, and this day was even more indulgent for Chu Tianyu and Bai Lei. That night, a few "bad actors" came to the "Thunderstorm Disco", which is known as the most chaotic but also the highest, and a few people asked for a table, a few dozen beers, and before they could drink, they were infected by the energetic music in the bar, as if every cell had to writhe with a strong rhythm.
"Hehe, the cabbage really didn't choose the wrong place, good, good!" Bai Lei praised the thief's eyes and looked around, ready to find a few blind guys and let him practice his hands.
"Of course, this is a top-secret information I obtained from the undercover toilet because of constipation, which caused me to squat for too long......" Before she could finish her words, she was kicked out with three feet at the same time.
At the same time that the cabbage was kicked out, Bai Lei also leaned over at the same time, looking east and west, to see if the cabbage had knocked over other people's tables, accidentally pulled off other people's girlfriends' clothes, and other things that were easy to cause disputes.
Obviously, cabbage is not very competitive, and when he falls to the ground like him, others will avoid it at most, and take a look. However, Bai Lei obviously did not give up, and began to wander around the field.
Moreover, he tried his best to get together where there were foreign devils, hoping that something would happen to bully the Chinese, so that he, an "angry youth," would have a chance to make a move and have a good time. When Bai Lei finished walking around the few spots with foreigners in the field, there was no such thing as he had imagined.
Disappointed, he had no choice but to nail the target on those guys who were numerous and fluent. Leaned over from time to time, provoked with a cold gaze, or deliberately touched someone's table, but other people's attention was all attracted by the energetic singing and dancing in the field, and no one paid attention to him at all...... "The third, the second is not wrong tonight, right?" How do you think he is so soulless, what is he always hanging around at other people's tables? Big Xu asked.
"I don't know, I guess I took the wrong medicine, and I'm looking for something to do there!" Chu Tianyu replied with a forced smile.
"He's not here, so he can't grab food with us, the things here are really expensive, a fruit bowl costs more than 200 yuan, and there are just a few slices of rotten watermelon and apple slices!" Cabbage said.
"yes, hurry up and eat, we'll jump on the stage when we're done. Damn, cabbage, don't just eat, come, wine in a bottle, let's go! The big man said heartily.
A few people don't come to this kind of place often, and they feel bored without jumping a few times, especially when they see that everyone else is coming with their sisters, drinking and fighting, and laughing, a few of them are much more boring.
"It's boring, the beer here is like horse urine, it's better to have a whole small restaurant, have a few bottles of Erguotou, and get a few appetizers, it's not much better than in this smoky place." Big Xu complained.
"Yes, these popcorn or something you eat can't be full, and it's expensive to death, how can you get a share of meat." Cabbage chimed in.
At this time, Bai Lei also walked around the whole field three times, and walked back with a listless look. I took a bottle of beer and blew it on my lips.
"What's wrong with you today, second?" Big Xu and cabbage asked in unison.
"Ignore me, bother!" Bai Lei said angrily.
"Since everyone is unhappy, why don't we play in another place?" Chu Tianyu proposed.
The proposal was unanimously approved, and it was decided to pay for it and leave.
"How much do you say?" Cabbage asked incredulously.
"Your account is a total of 2888, and you have been discounted, but you are actually only charged 2880 ......" The receiving lady said with a smile and a "gentle" face.
"Damn, what are we eating so expensive, show us the details!" Big Xu pretended to be knowledgeable and shouted.
Da Xu and cabbage checked the bills one by one, and finally found out the problem, which was the price of beer. It's the kind of small B bottle of beer, according to their amount, more than a dozen bottles per person is not a problem, and Bai Lei drinks less, so they asked for a total of three dozen and thirty-six bottles, but when they looked at the price, it actually cost fifty yuan per bottle. Cabbage first shouted: "Damn, how can this beer be calculated, wasn't it only twelve yuan a bottle on the price list at that time?" ”
"yes, yes, the list was printed wrong, right?" Big Xu also asked.
"I'm sorry, sir, you want the gold version, and the twelve yuan bottle is the regular one, you see, you drink this kind of ......," said the young lady, who took out a gold bottle and said.
"That's not good, when we called it, you didn't say it, this, this is simply fraud!" Cabbage is not dry.
"Yes, yes, defrauding consumers!" Big Xu Dao.
Originally, Chu Tianyu and Bai Lei didn't care much about this price, and they didn't have this concept for them. But when they were arguing like this, Bai Lei seemed to suddenly think of something, his eyes lit up, and his saliva flowed...... As soon as Chu Tianyu saw Bai Lei's appearance, he knew what his kid had thought, and he was about to pay the money and leave quickly. I heard Bai Lei shouting excitedly: "Damn, it turned out to be fraud, then we won't pay this money, and we will resolutely not pay!" As he spoke, he added a sentence to the big man and cabbage: "Do you say it's true!" ”
"Yes!"
"Of course!"
"Sir, if you are like this, I will ......" Before the young lady at the service desk finished speaking, Bai Lei immediately interrupted excitedly and asked, "Do you want to call you people to watch the scene?" You should have something to watch here, right? If so, call me quickly! If you don't come to see the scene, we won't pay for it! ”
Not only was the waitress stupid on the spot when she was asked, but even the big guy and cabbage were stunned when they listened, and they couldn't understand when Bai Lei was so brave and bold?
Looking at Bai Lei's expectant gaze, the service lady finally reacted and said, "You, are you here to make trouble?" ”
"yes, don't bother, hurry up and tell you to watch the scene?" Bai Lei said urgently.
Urged by Bai Lei like this, the service lady was nervous, and shouted out in Bai Lei's tone: "Watch the field, watch the field...... Oh no, security, security, someone's making trouble! ”
Although the service lady shouted wrong at the beginning, the efficiency was still very high, and soon, several of them were surrounded by seven or eight strong men, each with a full face and a strong body.
The leader, wearing a gray felt hat, was very big, and seeing that it was only a few and a half children, he asked contemptuously, "What's the matter?" Just these boys making trouble? ”
The service lady hurriedly replied: "Yes, Brother Hui, just a few of them refused to pay the bill, and threatened to look for a scene!" ”
When Brother Hui heard this, his brows furrowed, his eyes swept over a few people, and he said fiercely, "Oh, which kid is so kind?" ”
Bai Lei didn't think about it, straightened his chest, stepped forward, and said, "Damn, it's my ......" While speaking, he suddenly punched and smashed towards Brother Hui's face without warning.
To be honest, this Brother Hui has been on the road for so many years, and he has never seen anyone who is surrounded by such a few big men as them in this situation and dares to make a sudden move.
Fortunately, he has also practiced, although he was attacked by Bai Lei, but with his super reflexes, he swung his head to avoid the bridge of his nose, and Bai Lei's punch was able to wipe his cheeks, bringing a hot pain.
Now he is evil and guts, how can he Brother Hui suffer such a loss, and he was slapped in the face by a hairy boy. Then he reacted quickly, and shouted angrily: "Give Lao Tzu to death, and abolish these girls!" ”
While speaking, he kicked at Bai Lei. At this time, Bai Lei was enjoying the blow just now, thinking that he had been at the forefront like this time, and he was brave enough to make the first move, which was enjoyable!
In particular, this conflict was something he couldn't ask for, and it was hard-won, so he had to make good use of it and give full play to the role of the body protection skill he had just learned, so he also shouted loudly: "Hit me!" Hit me...... Ah......h
At the last sound, Bai Lei was really "ah......, and he was kicked by Brother Hui.
At the same time as he landed, Bai Lei remained very sober and said, "Fuck, I haven't got any luck......", and then he fainted in pain without snorting.
Chu Tianyu was able to save Bai Lei, but no matter how much this kid told him, it would be better to give him such a convincing feeling. After saving some skills in the future, it is better to cause more trouble, so it is better to teach him a lesson at this time.
As soon as the big man Xu saw the two sides move, he also punched at the two men who were coming towards him. Seeing that the opportunity was not good, the cabbage tripped over herself, and fell next to Bai Lei with a stumble.
Looking at the few people who rushed towards his so-called "spectators", Chu Tianyu smiled bitterly in his heart: "What is this called?" It's really nothing to look for! ”
Thinking about it, Chu Tianyu secretly observed, the big Xu one-to-two still wanted to do it, and the two lying on the ground were not in any danger for the time being, so today, I would take the opportunity of Bai Lei to provoke trouble and fight with them happily.
Chu Tianyu then put away his strength, imitated the strength of ordinary people, and faced the punch that came to him, and at the same time, as soon as his body was formed, his other elbow instantly smashed again............
In the new semester, the first guests welcomed by the school medical room were the four heroes of Beifu.
Of course, the most seriously injured was Bai Lei, but after examination, he did not have any other conditions except for a little damage to the soft tissues on his belly, more bruised footprints, and possibly two more trips to the toilet.
And the big Xu was inadvertently protected by Chu Tianyu, that is, he put two more pieces of Bondi on his fist, while Chu Tianyu was lucky, and he worked hard to show a little bruised blue on his face, and he always had to show that his performance was not ...... Of course, the first public class of the new semester has also become a discussion class for several of them, where the big Xu bragged about how he overturned three or four "watchers" by himself, and cabbage also said from time to time how he found the loopholes in the bill, how he argued with reason, and how he used his wisdom to avoid enemy attacks after the conflict. Bai Lei, who was the most depressed, covered his stomach and didn't say a word, just occasionally said something, but just: "Hey, which of you still has toilet paper, I still want to go squatting once!" ”
In addition to fights, games, and girls, the eternal topic of boys is then girls, and soon, the goal of everyone's discussion shifted to their respective girlfriends, who is the latest development in the winter vacation, and who has just kicked so-and-so...... Chu Tianyu was also listening to it quite refreshingly, but suddenly the crow's mouth of cabbage led the direction of the topic to him: "Cut, what do you dinosaurs have to say, our third child has the ability, and the first beauty in this school can fall into his hands, right, third child, don't say it, I also stained the light of the third child and shook hands with her?" Hey, it's a big class today, why didn't you see her? Third child, why didn't your Li Meiren come? ”
Chu Tianyu had already looked around the crowd, and he was wondering in his heart, he called her since the Chinese New Year, but the phone has been turned off, and it can be said that Li Rou has not been contacted since the holiday.
Seeing that Chu Tianyu didn't answer directly, everyone thought that he had reservations, so they "coaxed" for a while and then moved on to other topics.
Finally waited until after class, Chu Tianyu wanted to find a few of Li Rou's classmates to ask, but suddenly found that he and Li Rou were in contact with each other alone, and most of them were in the field or the library, and the two of them met to talk about their reading experience, at that time, Chu Tianyu didn't think much else, and just regarded Li Rou as a friend, and now with Ouyang Ziyi's relationship, Chu Tianyu has another experience of the relationship with Li Rou.
It's really ashamed to say that he really doesn't know much about Li Rou, let alone her roommate or classmate. Chu Tianyu was worried, when he suddenly heard a quarrel, and when he looked around, he saw that it was Wang Shengyi and Zhou Yun.
Chu Tianyu was overjoyed, yes, Zhou Yun seems to live with Li Rou and the others, and they should understand the situation, the insider in front of him, why didn't he think about it just now?
Chu Tianyu walked up to them immediately, ignoring Wang Shengyi's bitter explanation there, saying that the reason why he didn't contact him was that he had a hard time, and he now seemed to be no longer arrogant as before, but instead haggard, haggard.
Of course, Chu Tianyu knew Wang Shengyi's "hardships", and a phone call was enough to deal with him and his father's kind!
"Excuse me, Zhou Yun, may I ask why Li Rou didn't come to class today?" Chu Tianyu interjected directly.
Zhou Yun was already angry, and casually fell: "She's dead!" ”
Chu Tianyu was shocked, grabbed Zhou Yun's hand and asked excitedly, "You, what did you say?" ”
"Oops, it hurts!" Zhou Yun exclaimed.
", Chu Tianyu, what are you, let go of your hand...... Ah......h
Without waiting for Wang Shengyi to finish speaking, he roared with Chu Tianyu: "Get out!! It was a punch that knocked him to the ground.
(To be continued)