There are a lot of Liu Lao Liu in this world, and the Liu Lao Liu in front of me is definitely the Liu Lao Liu who is the most Liu Lao Liu!

Anyway, as soon as I saw him, I would subconsciously clench my pockets and look for bricks all over the ground to protect myself.

This man is an old liar, he is proficient in all four homework of cheating, usually wandering around bridges, outside the park walls, unknown alleys and other hidden places, he will help people calculate the passing years, calculate wealth, count marriage, sometimes help single women repair toilets and faucets, of course, if children can afford to pay for it, he will also help write winter and summer vacation homework.

Did you see the bird cage he was carrying? Tell you that it is not used by ordinary old men to cultivate their surnames, the bird has been specially trained, and will use its mouth to hold a small hexagram, in this old guy's small bag, there are also countless strange little things, such as a white porcelain plate with a few small black dots, a rusty yin and yang compass, a wooden box for marbles, and a portrait of a human head full of pockmarks, teeth of various animals, pliers, cones, small knives, small scissors, small forks, telescopic sticks for magic, and playing cards...... Anyway, there are a lot of things you can imagine that a charlatan should have, and there are a bunch of things you can't think of.

The old guy also knows all kinds of crafts, such as shaving his head, extracting teeth, ordering pockmarks, treating corns, and his part-time and side jobs are also going to the computer street to sell pirated plates and repair iron doors for the meat factory.

It is said that a few years ago, he successfully sold a pair of crutches to a screenwriter with sound legs, and the screenwriter was deceived and wrote a sketch called "Selling Abduction", which later became a hit.

This person is Liu Lao Liu, if you see an old man on the street one day carrying a bird cage in one hand (sometimes not carrying), carrying a small satchel diagonally, and carrying a Maza, dirty and obscene expression, that is him, the correct thing to do is to call the police quickly after keeping a safe distance from him, unless you want to find excitement.

When I saw him, my heart was half sea and half fire, and I was alert: "What are you doing here?" ”

Liu Lao Liu sat slowly in my leatherette chair and said as a matter of course: "Why can't I come?" ”

"No money!" I say it categorically.

Liu Lao Liu began to rummage through my drawers.

"No smoke!"

Liu Lao Liu had already taken out half a bag of red camellia from the middle drawer, looked at it and put it down: "Where is Hongta Mountain hidden?" ”

Hongtashan is hidden in the shoes in the shoe box in the second cabinet in the lower left corner, but I won't tell him! Paper cigarettes have been hidden in shoes for a long time (and soon there will be) there is a smell of dry smoke, in order to prevent him, am I easy?

"Okay...... Liu Lao Liu had no choice but to pick up the red camellia and pinch out a dot, pointed at Lu Weimin and said, "I'll bring you a customer." ”

Damn, it's a customer again, and I'm not called Xiaoqiang! I'm not a fairy reserve either! Zhang Xiaohua, do you still have any tricks (for details, see Zhang Xiaohua's "The First Chaos in History")?

I put on a serious expression and said to Lu Weimin, "I'm sorry, I really don't know what I can do to help you." ”

Lu Weimin looked at Liu Lao Liu pleadingly.

Liu Laoliu took a puff of cigarette and said, "Don't mess around there, I'll tell him." ”

I was taken aback, turned around and whispered, "How much did you tell him?" ”

Liu Lao Liu said calmly: "I told everything." ”

I hurriedly said, "How can you do that?" ”

Liu Lao Liu comforted me and said, "It's okay, this person can be trusted." ”

I compared my head: "Is there something wrong with him?" ”

Liu Lao Liu glared at me: "He is better than you!" ”

…… Of course, Liu Lao Liu knows about my special ability, and I have used this ability before, but the people I help are the disadvantaged groups with problems with their intelligence level, only they will not tell me about it, and no one will believe me when I say it-if I don't have me, I won't believe it!

At this time, Lu Weimin coughed awkwardly behind me, and said, "Mr. He, I have heard all about your experience, so I came to ask you to help me." ”

I suddenly turned around, pointed at Liu Laoliu and asked exaggeratedly, "Do you believe what he said?" ”

Lu Weimin smiled weakly: "To be honest, I don't believe it all, although Liu Lao and I have always been very good friends and friends, and have also helped me make many right decisions in my career......"

I was speechless: "It seems that he has cheated you out of a lot of money." ”

Lu Weimin continued: "But this time, after all, it is too unbelievable, I know that Liu Lao is a great strange person in the rivers and lakes, but I don't dare to fully believe it. ”

I spread my hands and said, "That means you haven't arrived home yet, let's go quickly, use your brains more in the future, I understand your current mood, it is more useful to find a psychiatrist than to find the director of the neighborhood committee." ”

Lu Weimin saw that I had been refusing to let go, thinking about the complexity of this matter, it seemed that he felt a little ridiculous, he pursed the corners of his mouth in disappointment, and it seemed that his will was a little loose.

Unexpectedly, Liu Laoliu stood up violently, pointed at Lu Weimin's nose and shouted: "Do you believe it or not?" If you say you don't believe me, I won't bring you here, so why don't you spend my Sunday on Sunday? ”

Lu Weimin was reprimanded, but he was not angry, he suddenly looked at me firmly, and said resolutely: "For the sake of my daughter, I choose to believe you, please take me to see my daughter, okay?" ”

Then he and Liu Lao Liu looked at me together and didn't speak.

I'm afraid of this, you want to quarrel with me, with these three months of work experience with the old lady, I can handle it completely, but I can't stand this big eyes staring at you without talking!

I had no choice but to turn around again, grabbed Liu Lao Liu, and whispered, "Do you really want to help him?" ”

Liu Lao Liu put a hand in front of his face, squeezed his eyebrows at me, and also whispered very quietly: "Didn't you find out that he is a rich man?" ”

Joke! Can money impress someone like me? But...... It doesn't seem to hurt to listen to the ins and outs first, many people write their tragic stories on the road and ask people for money, even if you don't want to give him money, it doesn't prevent you from reading his story, oh yes, Liu Lao Liu has chalk in his bag.

I faced Lu Weimin again: "Let's talk about you first." ”

Seeing this, Liu Laoliu hurriedly pressed me and Lu Weimin on the stool flatteringly: "You sit down and have a good chat, I'll buy you a drink." Then he poured all the adzes in my pen holder in his hand and went out in his hand.

Lu Weimin and I were left in the room, and he glanced at me deeply and began his narration:

"I'm not afraid of Mr. He's laughter, you may also see that I am a fairly successful businessman. From the age of 23 when I made my first money, my career was smooth sailing, and the first days of entrepreneurship passed, and in the following years I began to meet women, who were also young and frivolous, and several of them were ridiculous. ”

I laughed and said, "Normal, normal, I'm also being frivolous, but I'm not as lucky as you, and I haven't found a ridiculous person yet." ”

Lu Weimin smiled faintly and continued: "But after gradually entering middle age, I have no interest in women, and my parents have passed away one after another, and I am the only one left in this world. ”

I wondered, "No, didn't you say you have a daughter?" ”

"Yes, I'm going to talk about her next." Lu Weimin's expression suddenly became complicated, he couldn't tell whether it was sadness or remorse, he couldn't stretch his eyebrows anymore, he said: "It used to be like this, I felt that a person was very good and had no burden, but people will change, especially when he is old." Since the past few years, I suddenly felt how lonely and lonely I am, I have become desperate to have a child, I know that this is because I am old, watching my former business partners have grandchildren, I feel jealous that I have never felt like I, they are not doing business as well as me, but I am always losing at this point - Mr. Ho. ”

I hurriedly straightened up: "Huh? "Why are you talking about my grandson calling me, this person said cross talk in his early years?

"How old do you think I'm old?"

Faced with this inexplicable question, I inexplicably replied, "You have forty-two three?" ”

Lu Weimin smiled self-deprecatingly: "I'm 57 this year!" ”

I was still a little surprised, although I didn't really think of him as young, but I didn't expect him to be almost 60 - rich people really know how to maintain!

"People don't feel lonely when they are not at this age, I regret very much that I didn't give birth to a son and a half daughter, even if he is very capable of causing trouble, every day I find trouble and let me go to the police station to catch him!" There was a yearning and pitiful expression on his face, which made me really realize that Lao Lu was already an old man.

I crossed my fingers and said boredly, "I'm sorry...... You don't seem to have talked about your daughter so far? After talking for a long time, he went around and around to make himself extremely pitiful, but the protagonist of the story has not yet appeared, and it is too procrastinating!

"Just last month!" Lu Weimin's expression suddenly became extremely heavy and serious, so that I hurriedly sat upright, Lu Weimin's voice began to be astringent, and he said in a long nasal voice: "Last month, a girl suddenly entered my world, she said that she was my daughter, and she also reported her mother's name, I vaguely remember that woman, indeed one of my early lovers. ”

The protagonist has finally appeared! I clapped my hands excitedly: "And then, you must be happy, right?" You can imagine the surprise of Lao Lu's daughter in the state of mind at this time, although the story behind is not very happy, but as far as the appearance of this girl is concerned, it is still a happy thing, especially for Lao Lu.

But Lu Weimin said expressionlessly: "I didn't recognize her!" His face was unwavering, but the corners of his eyes twitched slightly, which is exactly how people tell about their most painful experiences.

I was also exclaimed, "Why? ”

Lu Weimin's expression was still the same: "When she came to me, I even reprimanded her, and scolded her for being a shameless woman and a liar who played with feelings." ”

"Huh? How so? "I vaguely feel that the person on the other side is possessed by poverty, and I guess I'm going to have a bitter show.

Lu Weimin looked at me melancholy, lost in thought for a moment, and seemed to be phrasing.

I waved my hand and said, "It's understandable, so many years have passed, and suddenly someone came to say that it was your daughter, it's normal to be suspicious and excited, but I don't understand why you think she is a liar so arbitrarily, now that technology is so advanced, isn't it very convenient to make an appraisal?" ”

Lu Weimin continued to be silent for a while, and then said in a deep voice: "During the physical examination, the doctor told me that my sperm survival rate is insufficient, and it is impossible to have a child ......."

I scratched my head in shock, looking more embarrassed than he was.

"That...... It does not affect the quality of life of the surname. "Lao Lu is a man after all, and he doesn't forget to defend himself at this juncture.

"Well, you don't need to explain this to me, but what about then- is this girl really a liar?"

"She has been pestering me, and in order to make her die, I asked her out, solemnly warned her that if she bothered me again, I would call the police and arrest her, and I was so angry that I even pushed her."

"And then? ...... she?"

Lu Weimin made a gesture to interrupt me and said, "This is the last time we will meet, that day, she broke up with me and had a car accident while crossing the street." She also didn't have any relatives, the police and the Civil Affairs Bureau found my phone in her pocket while handling her body, and later, the autopsy report came out, and the DNA test showed that she was my daughter! Lao Lu calmly told all this.

I gasped. This is a tragedy from any point of view. Lu Weimin's so-called daughter, it turned out to be such a girl who was not recognized by him until she died, and was humiliated by him, I looked at his gaze and found that he looked at me with some calmness, as if as this secret was told, he also unloaded his heavy burden.

Basically, I can roughly understand his current mood: the death of his own flesh and blood is indeed a sad thing, and the saddest thing is not far from here. The kid came to confess himself, and was treated and insulted unfairly until the moment before he died, which made me, an outsider, feel like I was stabbed in the heart (this plot auction, from 15 yuan).

Lu Weimin looked at me steadily, and Leng Ding said, "Now it's time for me to ask you - can you help me?" ”

I asked rhetorically: "Do you believe what Liu Lao Liu told you?" ”

"Except for this time, I basically believe it, I am not a superstitious person, but I believe in fate, you also know that those of us who do business sometimes pay a lot of attention to what to put at the door and what to wear on our hands, in fact, it is just a psychological suggestion. It's better to believe it, and there is no harm in it. ”

I laughed out loud: "That is to say, you know that he is a liar who walks the rivers and lakes, but you don't tell you if you see through it, and coax yourself to play." ”

Lu Weimin shrugged his shoulders, if he usually would have changed some nice words, but today he obviously didn't have the mood and energy. I don't know if Liu Lao Liu will be sad when he hears our words. But I think he should actually know his status in Lu Weimin's heart better than anyone else, if he didn't want to hack Lao Lu's money this time, he wouldn't have sold me so thoroughly.

I said, "If you don't believe him, why did you come with him?" ”

Lu Weimin wiped his eyes and said lightly: "It doesn't matter, in fact, I just want to find someone to talk to, and it's much better to say it now." ”

I said depressedly: "You really think of me as a psychiatrist - as soon as you enter the door, you say that you want me to save your daughter, what do you think I should do?" ”

Under Lu Weimin's relaxed spirit, the whole person weakened a lot, and he said sneeringly: "I thought you would give me the kind of medicine that will temporarily forget a lot of troubles after taking it, maybe I can see her in my dreams......"

"Damn! Needless to say! I said indignantly, "You treat me like an ecstasy seller!" ”

Damn, why am I so naïve, and a psychiatrist, I'm so good at beautifying myself! I should have understood a long time ago that in the hearts of others, it would never be a good thing to be able to get on the line with Liu Laoliu.

Lu Weimin looked up at me at a loss and didn't speak.

Thinking that he was a father whose heart was broken by remorse and sadness, my heart softened again, and I said angrily: "I'm not a psychiatrist, let alone sell ecstasy!" The old liar didn't lie to you this time, I have some special abilities, simply put, I can turn back time to save your daughter......"

Then I found that the way Lao Lu looked at me was obviously the way I looked at Liu Lao Liu: That's called a disdain and injury!

I had no choice but to say to him in a childish tone, "How about you believe it again?" It doesn't hurt anyway, what if I can really save her? ”

Disdainful, wounded gaze......

"I won't charge you until the thing is done!"

Disdainful, wounded gaze......

I can't help it. Lu Weimin stood up silently and walked towards the door.

At this time, I slammed the ashtray and smashed it at him, Lu Weimin didn't expect me to run wild, and flashed backwards in panic - but at such a close distance, it was basically impossible for the 57-year-old man to dodge.

Luckily, I didn't plan to really smash him, and in the first moment after the shot, I had already dialed the time to like a docile kitten, and the ashtray was fluttering towards Lao Lu, and I stretched in a sluggishness, and saw that it was about to be next to the stunned customer, and then I walked over and pinched its edge to make it stop. As soon as he turned around, the ashtray flight track was filled with drifting, slowly falling soot and cigarette fart, as beautiful as a galaxy, and in this posture - the difference between red mountain tea and red tower mountain smoke fart was clear at a glance. I patiently turned around and gathered them together and returned to normal.

This time I used several times more force than chasing the vegetable seller, because to chase an ashtray that flew out, it was already an abnormal state, and under such power, ordinary things almost stopped. So when I returned to the chair after doing all this, all Lao Lu could do during this time was blink his eyes.

In Lu Weimin's eyes, he only saw an ashtray that was about to smash his nose fly over with lightning speed, and as soon as he closed his eyes and opened his eyes, suddenly everything returned to its original state as if nothing had happened, and he only vaguely remembered seeing a shadow flash before closing his eyes......

I put down the ashtray, looked at the stunned Lu Weimin with a smile, and said, "How is it, it's better than eating and shaking your head, right?" ”

Old Lu came back like a walking dead and sat on the stool opposite me, looking at me and not speaking.

……

"Now answer me three questions, it's about whether I can save your daughter."

Lu Weimin: "...... Good. ”

"Can I ask a digression before I formally answer the question?"

Lu Weimin, who was still shocked and confused, still only replied with one word: "Okay." ”

"That...... If your sperm survival rate is insufficient, why do you have a daughter? ”

Lu Weimin blushed and said awkwardly: "The doctor said that it is not absolute, in my case, there is a 1 in 10,000 successful pregnancy rate." ”

"Ten thousand?" I was surprised: "Then you didn't care about doing anything else in those years!" ”

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Do you guess Lao Lu's daughter can be saved?

Guess the ability to hit 1, guess the can't hit 2, guess the little flower to play 3

Damn, there are still 3 youkai who haven't appeared.

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