"Who are you?"

When Li Guo woke up, he found that he was not walking on the sofa in the room, but sitting on the top of a hill for a long time, looking around from his perspective, except for a few crooked pine trees, there was only a vast sea of clouds, and a man standing with his back to him and his hands in his hands.

The man was wearing strange clothes, but they were acceptable, and he had a strange temperament on him. This kind of temperament has been revealed from the back alone.

It seems to be a combination of Ning Caichen and Lu Zhishen, with a strong and reckless smell of books, and when he went to that station, a wave of arrogance rose to the sky.

"Who are you?" Li Guo sighed heavily and asked again: "Why am I here?" What a place this is. ”

Li Guo is very nervous now, even more nervous than when Mo Chou appeared. After all, Mo Chou is also a girl, and she is a beautiful girl. A man's natural surname is to be extra tolerant of beautiful girls, which is understandable.

But now standing in front of Li Guo is a man who looks at least 1.85 meters, no matter how bookish he is, just the hands behind his back are more than basketballs, Li Guo has absolutely no confidence that he can defeat this man, it is 100% feasible to end up together, but as for taking his own life?

Sure enough, when Li Guo asked the second question, the man slowly turned his head, his face was white and beardless, about fifty or sixty years old, his face was pine and vigorous, and his eyebrows were full of melancholy and indifference. It's very contradictory, but it's very harmonious.

"Twelve hundred years, twenty Jiazi." The man walked to Li Guo's side, bent down and looked at Li Guo with clear eyes: "It's still a talent, Mo Chou is okay?" ”

Li Guo frowned, he swore that he had never seen this man, but he opened his mouth and called out Mo Chou's name, Mo Chou except for a few people in Lijia Village, Xiao Lori and Li Mingxue, no one else knew about her existence. But this man seems to be very familiar with Mo Chou and Li Guo.

So a subconscious flash of inspiration flashed in Li Guo's mind: "You are Li Bai?" ”

The man smiled indifferently: "Li Bai has been dead for more than a thousand years, and I am just a book soul." ”

"Book Soul?" Li Guo looked at the gray sky with wide eyes: "How can a book have a soul?" ”

"Don't you often say that knowledge is power? knowledgeispower, Bacon said. The man who called himself the soul of the book said a sentence of English coldly, and then he sat down in the air, as if there was a rocking chair under his buttocks: "Since it is energy, then there will naturally be a soul, which conforms to the law of conservation of energy." ”

Li Guo was confused at that time, this guy looked like he was wearing an ancient costume, but his mouth was full of modern philosophy and modern physics, which made Li Guo, a person who still didn't understand what conservation of energy was, was really a little embarrassed.

"Hmm...... Looks like I still have a long way to go. The book soul touched his chin: "Let me tell you this, there is no creature in the world that lives longer than a tree, and paper is made of trees." Then there are dozens, hundreds, thousands, or even tens of thousands of years of moon essence in this paper. ”

"So what's going on with you?" Li Guo had been made to collapse by this guy, and what he desperately wanted to know now was why he had come to this place, instead of listening to a person who claimed to be a soul to give him science literacy.

"Young people nowadays, they are too eager for quick success, listen to me slowly." The book soul tilted his head and looked at Li Guo: "Do you want Biluochun or Longjing?" ”

Li Guo paused, and said angrily: "Bring me a bottle of iced tea." ”

The book soul snapped his fingers, and a cup of steaming fragrant strong tea and a bottle of tender yellow Master Kong iced black tea appeared in front of Li Guo out of thin air.

And the soul of the book took the tea and took a sip: "This word is the essence of wisdom, little by little, it is all transformed by essence." And the articles that this essence gathers make this book have a god. ”

"The moon is breathing, the essence of the text is added to the god of this article." The soul of the book drank the tea and sighed contentedly: "Spirit, don't you have a soul?" ”

Li Guo smiled, he really didn't expect this guy to really be able to explain this unnatural phenomenon, just at him, Li Guo decided to patiently listen to what this guy was selling.

"From now on, you have to call me Teacher." The book soul coughed, and the strange ancient costume on his body changed from top to bottom into a dusty Zhongshan suit: "I will teach you everything you want to know." ”

Li Guo's eyes widened and he looked at the soul of the book: "Is it okay to become an immortal?" An immortal like Mo Chou. ”

"What is an immortal? Three Emperors and Five Emperors? Nuwa Pangu? Three clear and three Buddhas? Or Jesus Christ? The soul of the book leaned lightly on the invisible recliner: "For thousands of years, tens of thousands of people have dreamed of becoming immortals. But they don't understand what an immortal is. ”

Li Guo was silent for a while, and asked solemnly, "Then what is an immortal?" ”

"I don't know, I know the theory of relativity, I know gravity, I know Stockholm syndrome, but I don't know what a fairy is." After the book soul finished speaking, Baba hummed a little song and looked at Li Guo triumphantly, obviously waiting for him to ask a question.

Li Guo didn't mention it this time, isn't it just a Stockholm syndrome, Li Guo often sees when he reads novels, hostage syndrome, simply put, "people can be domesticated". It's a disease.

Seeing that Li Guo didn't speak for a long time, but looked at him like a villain, Uncle Shusoul sighed before continuing: "If you say too much, you won't be able to absorb it." ”

"It's not...... What did you say, I can't absorb it? Li Guo didn't hear anything from his words at all, so he hurriedly asked, "Then tell me, why is this?" ”

"Why do you ask so much? Hate or hate? Shusoul frowned, looking very impatient: "I'll just ask you, do you want to be Edgeworth?" Do you want to be awesome? ”

"Yes!"

Although Li Guo was arrogant and high-spirited, he began to despise this chattering uncle in his heart, wouldn't it be over if he said this earlier, he had to pull out some "Stockholm syndrome", which is different from the pseudo-petty bourgeoisie who began to discuss Cangyang Gyatso after listening to the theme song of Feicheng Do Not Disturb 2.

No wonder everyone says that intellectuals are the most unhappy. Li Guo likes this simple, rough and direct way, the ghost wants to become a god, what we want is to become a bull.

"If you want to, then come here." Uncle Shushu stomped to the edge of the cliff with small square steps, and looked back at Li Guo: "The world is full of miscellaneous pieces, and the five colors are in the soul brocade." ”

Li Guo walked to the edge of the cliff in a daze, and looked down with his probe, but it was still a vast sea of clouds, and there was not even a marker, which made people feel as if they were standing on a lonely island and looking at the sea.

But just when he was about to ask, Uncle Shusoul suddenly made a move, grabbed Li Guo's back collar and threw him down: "Let's talk about it in the end." ”

Anyone who has ever worked on a roller coaster knows that sudden weightlessness can cause blood pressure to soar and heart to pound. If you are a timid person, your heart will even go into cardiac arrest for a second or two. Li Guo was no exception, after being thrown off the cliff, he immediately screamed involuntarily.

His voice directly made him sit up from the sofa violently, his mind was clear, and cold sweat was swishing behind him. When he saw Mo Chou looking at the remote control in the little new girl's hand, he realized that he was dreaming.

Thinking of the strange and boundless things in the dream just now, Li Guo felt like a mess in his head, and picked up the strange all-Tang poems that were originally under his head, and began to churn carefully.

"Husband and wife, she is not allowed to watch the trick in the box." After Mo Chou saw Li Guo sit up, his face was full of grievances and he stood beside Li Guo and told the little new girl: "Such a wicked girl, she needs to be trained." ”

As soon as Li Guo was about to speak, the little new girl rushed to Li Guo's side first, and looked at Mo Chou coldly, but her mouth was indeed delicate: "Dad, this witch wanted to eat Xinxin just now." ”

"Don't make a fuss...... Li Guo just came to his senses when he was dizzy by the two older and younger girls: "How long have I been sleeping?" ”

"The Xianggong has a rest of less than half a pillar of incense." Mo Chou counted with his fingers: "Xu add another cup of tea...... Mo Chou doesn't remember much. ”

And Xiao Xinxin smiled triumphantly, raised her delicate little arm, and revealed a shiny electronic watch on it: "Dad, it's almost twelve o'clock, and you slept for twenty-five minutes." ”

Li Guo patted the little new girl's head, praised a few words, and then couldn't wait to stuff the strange book in his hand into Mo Chou's arms.

"Mo Chou, there is an old-timer living here......" Although Li Guo is very reluctant to accept this reality, but now talking about atheism is shit, Mo Chou, such a girl who can fly and know the sword, is poked alive in this place.

Mo Chou, who had been staring at the little new girl's watch with envious eyes, slowly turned his head after hearing Li Guo's words, and peeked at the little wrist of the little new girl from time to time in the process of turning back.

"Don't look at it, I'll buy you one in the afternoon." Li Guo twisted the bangs in front of Nian Mochou's forehead with his hand, and joked with a smile: "What the hell is going on?" He still knows you. ”

But I can't help but talk at all, the little new girl cried out as soon as she cried, crying and shouting: "Dad doesn't want me if he has a little goblin......"|

The crying directly led Li Mingxue out of the kitchen, and as soon as she saw the little new girl howling there, she picked up Li Guo's ears and began to scold: "You little rabbit cub, what are you doing?" ”

Li Guo looked at Li Mingxue with a bitter face: "Auntie...... Can I get down to business? ”

As soon as the little new girl heard that it was serious, her crying stopped, she looked Li Guo up and down, took out the TV remote control from her pocket, and threw a small wink at Li Guo: "Wait until you finish your work and then cry." ”

After staring at the careful girl who was watching the cartoon for a while, she leaned down and leaned into Li Guo's ear and said, "Are you sure this little guy is only four years old?" ”

Li Guo nodded violently: "It's like a fake." ”

"Human spirit ......" Li Mingxue was amazed while walking back to the kitchen with a spatula.

After being a little quieter, Li Guo led Mo Chou to the second floor of the duplex building, in the room that Li Mingxue had reserved for Li Guo.

"Xianggong...... If you come by force, don't worry about it. The little sword fairy grabbed his collar and looked at Li Guo like a little mouse: "If you break your work, Mo Chou will not only give up all your previous achievements, but also have no way to protect Xianggong." ”

Li Guo was preoccupied, and he didn't hear the sword fairy girl talking softly like a mosquito, so he just walked to Mo Chou's side with a sullen head and sat down.

"Mo Chou...... Li Guo squeezed Mo Chou's small soft hand and frowned: "...... you say"

Before Li Guo finished speaking, Mo Chou took a few deep breaths, as if he had made a great determination, and went to the snow-white sheets, his eyes were closed, and he gasped and said to Li Guo: "Xianggong, if you really want to, then come on, it's a big deal that Mo Chou doesn't want this skill." ”

And after this generous sentence, he said shyly and timidly: "It's just that the justice must be ...... Be merciful. ”

Li Guo was stunned when he said this, and looking at Mo Chou's appearance, his nosebleeds almost flew out. He patted his face and muttered to himself, "I look so dissatisfied?" ”

"Huh?" Mo Chou, who was lying on the bed, was startled, reacted instantly, sat up from the bed with a bang, and blushed into a purple eggplant: "...... Appearance...... ......"

Li Guo sneered and twisted Mo Chou's face: "Don't look at me, if I really do something to you, my aunt, my father and my mother will have to come to a group peeling competition." ”

Mo Chou knew that everything was wrong for him, and his head was almost next to his navel, so he didn't dare to look at Li Guo with his eyes.

And Li Guo sat next to her and carefully explained what had just happened in the dream. During the whole process, Mo Chou just responded with uh-huh, and didn't say a word at all.

"That's how it is." When Li Guo saw Mo Chou's appearance, he suddenly felt that she was cute to the bones, and suddenly his heart rose from his heart, and he was vicious, and he hugged Mo Chou's small waist and smiled like a bus pervert: "You say, what's going on?" ”

Mo Chou was hugged by Li Guo's waist, his heartbeat and breathing were very abnormal, and the muscles on his body were also hard, and when he suddenly heard him say this, he sighed, raised his bright and moist eyes and looked at Li Guo: "...... Xianggong, what did you just say...... Can you say that again? ”

Li Guo stuck out his tongue, withdrew his hand from Mo Chou's waist, made a righteous and awe-inspiring expression, and said what he had just said again.

This time, Mo Chou really listened to it, and after pondering for a while, he squinted his eyes and looked at the dark clouds that had gathered under the sky outside: "I am waiting for this door, unlike other families, I have mental methods and tricks." Everything depends on personal realization, and when you realize it, you become a success. If you don't realize it, you will be like Mo Chou and stop moving. In this matter, Mo Chou categorically can't help Xianggong. Li Guo wiped the cold sweat on his head, and said in his heart: "You are still called stopping, the sniper rifle is like a water gun in front of you, I can hide from a seventy-yard Porsche, even if it is a miracle ......."

Of course, although he said that, he was still eager to know what the Uncle of the Book Soul said to him, "Say it again".

"It seems that I have to ask the middle-aged and elderly petty bourgeoisie." Li Guo lay down on the bed and pulled Mo Chou down on the bed: "Mo Chou, tell me what you looked like at that time." ”

Mo Chou wanted to sit up several times, but Li Guo didn't hold down his shoulder, and he couldn't succeed. Although she was completely able to break Li Guo's arm with ease, it was obvious that Mo Chou didn't think about it at all.

So she could only tremble her voice and describe to Li Guo what kind of scenery Chang'an Datang was. Until the little new girl pushed the door in and asked the two of them to go down to eat.

"Daddy! You're too much, and you actually slept with this woman behind Xinxin's back! The little new girl crossed her waist, and her little tender face was filled with an inexplicable sourness and anger: "I'll go tell my aunt!" ”

Li Guo rubbed his temples and pinched the ears of the little new girl: "Where did you hear these words?" ”

"As it says in the TV series, to capture a man's heart, you have to sleep with him first, and then cook for him." The little new girl innocently betrayed all kinds of romance films: "Your heart has been captured by a witch......"

Li Guo sighed and patted the little new girl's head: "From today onwards, you will watch the children's channel for me every day!" ”