[Chapter 320: Slut's Suggestion]
Chapter 320: Slut Suggestion
"Actually, it's not impossible, it's also very simple." Zhang Yulin thought for a while and began to brag.
"Alright, let's release it!"
"Damn! What does it mean to release it? Zhang Yulin glared at him, calmed down his anger a little, and then said slowly: "Actually, it's very simple, you eat them one by one first, and they will listen to you." However, this idea is still a bit shocking, so you must continue to use your perverted and crooked theories to convince them, and say that they agree with your theory from the bottom of their hearts, and after a little time to digest it, I believe that the matter will almost succeed. Hehe, I believe that the first point, with your means, is definitely already done......"
"How can it be that easy?" Tianqiu also thought about this method in his heart, and wanted to try to instill a few of them with this set of theories that he had figured out, but he always felt that he couldn't say it, and it might cause them to resist.
Zhang Yulin glanced at him with disdain, "It's so easy to succeed, then I can also get a few at the same time." Of course, it depends on your superwolf charm, but you can try to start with other things and put your theories out so that they can accept them first. By the way, I've been impressed by you just now! ”
"Come less! Who wants to impress you? "The Great Khan.
"Hehe, I'm just saying that I'm already okay with your ideas, but ...... It's still hard for girls to figure out, you're a professional player in this area, I'm an amateur player, you can figure it out yourself. ”
Tian Qiu pondered his suggestion carefully, it seemed that he had talked about a lot of things, and it seemed to be a little useful, but it didn't seem to have said anything practical at all!
"If they personally agree, what about their families? What about the law? ”
Zhang Yulin rolled his eyes, "Damn! As long as they agree, the family aspect will naturally be much easier, for example, you can elope with them directly, break off the father-daughter relationship or something! ”
Tianqiu glanced at him with contempt, what a bad idea this is!
"And the legal aspect, if you don't get married, will you die? Could it be that piece of paper that will allow you to live a few more years and guarantee that the husband and wife will never be separated? It's all formalism! In my opinion, the final result of applying for a marriage certificate is to give the government a legitimate reason to collect all kinds of poll taxes from the man's family, and there is no other benefit. Zhang Yulin said indifferently. Or do you want to emigrate? ”
Bigamy is not allowed by national law, and it is monogamy, and under most normal circumstances, civil affairs staff should not understand "monogamy" as "a wife plus a wife". So this is also one of Tianqiu's headaches, but that is the last link, and he hasn't considered this issue yet. Now when he heard Zhang Yulin's words, he couldn't help but be surprised, and at the same time, he also paid attention to this path.
"Oops, no, no!" Zhang Yulin suddenly thought of something.
"What's wrong?" Looking at his expression, it seemed like a serious problem.
Zhang Yulin shook his head and said, "I forgot an important part!" Knot! This marriage still has to be consummated. ”
"Why?" Tianqiu is a little inexplicable, and a little curious, why did the concept change after a while?
Zhang Yulin smiled: "Naturally, you still want to get married, and you must marry Xue Hairuo, Ye Tianyu, including our Murong, will be a little aggrieved." ”
"What's the matter?"
"Of course! Have you forgotten what Hairuo's family is for? Only you know how much property she has, but I think his father must still have a huge fortune, although she is only a daughter, but just divide it into one or two percent, which is also a very huge amount of wealth! If you don't marry his daughter, how will you divide the ......?"
"Damn!" Tianqiu finally couldn't help but gesture his middle finger, what kind of thing, I thought he thought of something high! It turned out that it was just planning the Xue family's property. "Don't say such things, I won't be greedy for the Xue family's money, I just like Hairuo."
"Haha, then you're just kidding me." Zhang Yulin snorted and muttered again, "I'm not thinking about you yet?" Anyway, if you don't fish for nothing, you won't catch it! ”
"Do you think it's necessary for them to get to know each other?" Tianqiu changed the topic and continued to ask Zhang Yulin's opinion, whether it worked or not, it was better than thinking hard about it.
Zhang Yulin glanced at him strangely, "Do you want to watch a world war?" Or do you think the two of them are as generous and good-tempered as Murong? Hmph, Murong only knows that you have a girlfriend now, right? If you let her know that you don't accept her, and there are other women behind your back, I think it will definitely turn into a very good Three Kingdoms War! ”
Is it that serious? Tianqiu secretly beat the drum in his heart, but he couldn't get it, after all, now there are two people between Murong, Hairuo, and Tianyu who know each other, but none of them have been obviously linked to themselves, if they are really pierced, the consequences of women's vinegar are difficult to match!
Forget it, let's figure it out on our own, this guy can't think of any good ideas. Tianqiu decided not to ask Zhang Yulin anymore, in fact, most of the questions that should have been asked were also asked.
Zhang Yulin may be addicted, and after a while, seeing that Tianqiu didn't speak, he took the initiative to say, "What else do you ask?" Just ask! I'll help you out! ”
"Why are you so enthusiastic? There can't be any conspiracy, right? Tianqiu said jokingly.
Zhang Yulin showed a smug smile, "Alas, it's really comfortable, the self-proclaimed saint and the level of pickling girls are several levels higher than mine, and there will be times when they humbly ask me for advice, hehe, can I not be happy?" ”
"Cut!" Heavenly hatred Khan, I didn't expect this guy to be so enthusiastic with this little vanity.
"By the way, I have a very serious question for you." Zhang Yulin suddenly remembered a question.
Tianqiu didn't care, he had no expectations, "Say, what's the serious problem?" Did you ask if Ye Tianyu's family had any money? ”
"Ahem! Why do you call me so vulgar? Zhang Yulin said with a serious look, "I actually care about you!" That one...... Hehe, in me, the male protagonist is matched with multiple heroines, and the author will arrange a little adventure for the male protagonist and his younger brother, so that his little brother can become invincible, golden guns, etc., in order to deal with multiple wives, hehe......"
Zhang Yulin now has a cheap smile on his face, and it is clearly a pair of "Three, are you okay?" looks.
Although Tianqiu has a chill in his heart, he doesn't want to answer this kind of perverted question, this is his own **! But if he doesn't answer, he is likely to be considered to be acquiescing, and if he publicizes it, then what's the point?
"Uh-huh!" Tianqiu coughed to hide his embarrassment, "Although your question is a bit disgusting, I can still point you out." If you take an iron rod to buckle the boogers, it may not be very cool! If both parties are happy, the cost is okay, and more importantly, skill and intentions. Besides, quantity is not as good as quality, and the high-quality 'Divine Six Flying Heaven' is far better than the remodeled 'One Night N Jiro'......"
Speaking of this, Tianqiu sweated profusely in his heart, what is it? I even talked about this.
Zhang Yulin, who has learned the same way, really thinks about the words of the heavenly enemy, this is after the theory just now, and once again impacted his outlook on life and outlook on life, which is worth discussing!
Return to your accommodation.
Tianqiu vaguely heard that the girls who had been drinking were still making noise, so he hurried home and closed the door. He wasn't afraid of anything else, he was afraid that if he went to visit and take care of Murong, something unexpected would happen, and he remembered Huanhuan's matter again. Although that can also be said to be a good thing, at this time, I really don't want to implicate Murong so quickly.
And Zhang Yulin is different, Tianqiu wants to have Sanmei's plan, which makes him envious, and at this time he can't help but "take care" of Lu Yawen after drinking, and his heart is naturally still wolfish.
Thinking of being drunk, Tianqiu reminded Cheng Huan again, she hasn't contacted her for the past few days, and she hasn't called, I don't know how she is. Pick up the phone, Tianqiu is a little weak-hearted, although she already has a plan, but after all, there is no good way, at this time to find her, will she still take the initiative to retreat?
In the process of taking a bath, Tianqiu was still hesitating about this question, and finally lay down on the bed, but still called.
Obviously, Cheng Huan deliberately avoided the heavenly enemy, and the first two times were cut off, and he didn't connect until the third time.
Connected to the phone, Tianqiu didn't know how to speak, and Cheng Huan didn't speak, the two were quietly separated by the phone, and both sides could hurry to each other's breathing and even heartbeat, but they didn't know what to say. This may also be one of Cheng Huan's willingness not to answer the phone.
"Huanhuan......" Tianqiu called softly.
Cheng Huan was still silent, and after a while, he responded in a low voice: "Hmm." ”
"Are you alright?" All the words I wanted to say turned into a simple greeting.
“…… OK. ”
After a pause, the two of them said at the same time: "We ......"
"Let's talk first." Tian Qiu smiled.
Cheng Huan sorted out his thoughts for a while, and then said coldly: "Let's not talk on the phone if we're fine, you treat Hairuo well, what happened that night was a mistake, it's over, forget it." ”
Listening to Cheng Huan's cold words, Tianqiu naturally knew that she must have broken her liver and intestines at this time, and she deliberately hardened her heart to say such things, she didn't want to embarrass herself, and she didn't want to lose her good friends, so she could only let her do it!
Thinking that Huanhuan on the other side of the phone might be holding back tears, Tianqiu couldn't help but feel a pain in his heart.