Chapter 139: Two Witches
"Okay, I won't forget about today, I'll give you a day to relax, but from midnight tonight until midnight next Friday, you must follow the command of both of us." Xia Xue looked at Liu Xing and said.
"Okay, got it, wordy!" Liu Xing said angrily that his life would be completely sold to these two women in the next week, and he couldn't help himself.
"You look so unconvinced!" Xia Yu said with a smile, looking like a villain who had succeeded in his plan.
"Who can be convinced?" Liu Xing asked rhetorically, now his mood was extremely depressed, "En? Liu Xing seemed to realize something, and suddenly began to look at Xia Xue and Xia Yu in front of him seriously, with strange eyes, as if he was looking at aliens, which made the two women uncomfortable.
"Look at what? Haven't you ever seen a beautiful woman? Xia Yu stretched out two fingers and made a gesture to insert Liu Xing's eyes.
"Strange, really weird!" Liu Xing pinched his chin and looked at Xia Xue and Xia Yu carefully, and kept chattering in his mouth, not intentionally fishing for the appetite of these two women.
"What's weird?" Xia Yu asked puzzled.
"Both of you have told me that you two have been rivals since childhood, but the recent behavior of both of you has made me very suspicious of your words. Aren't you two mortal enemies? What's going on with you guys now? Liu Xing squinted at the two women, damn, he was careless, he subconsciously thought that the two women were rivals, but he didn't expect that a little negligence would be combined by the two women to tease him.
"Do you care?" After Xia Yu heard Liu Xing's words, he gave Liu Xing a fierce look and said: "The relationship between me and Xia Xue is only a contradiction within the people, and our relationship with that fox spirit is a class enemy. We still have a clear distinction between the relationship between friend and foe and the contradiction between priority and priority! ”
"Xia Yu and I have already discussed, this time back in Shanghai, we have to work together to get that woman away!" Xia Xue looked at Liu Xing and said with an unusually serious expression, "Sisters are of the same heart, work together to break gold!" ”
"Bang bang bang!" Liu Xing heard Xia Xue and Xia Yu's words, and saw the serious expressions of the two again, and couldn't help but applaud, it seems that these two women really came together regardless of their predecessors.
"What a touching sisterhood, it's so touching!" After the applause, Liu Xing pretended to rub his eyes with his hands, looking like he was moved to cry, "I believe that with the joint efforts of the two of you sisters, any woman who intends to seduce your father is a paper tiger, and you will definitely win." Liu Xing said firmly.
"It's best if you think so!" Hearing Liu Xing's words, Xia Yu said proudly.
"In that case, am I not going to participate in your family's internal affairs? I've been thinking about it for a long time, and it's not good for me, an outsider, to meddle in your family's affairs. I was going to help you, but now I see you so confident......! ”
"You want to escape?" Xia Xuehu looked at Liu Xing suspiciously and said.
"Don't say it so ugly, I just think you two are so powerful, you can't do it without my move!" Liu Xing said with a smile.
Hmph, aren't you two amazing? Aren't you two calculating? Then you two can wreak havoc on your own! Liu Xing's psychology thought.
"This is a chance for you to express yourself in front of beautiful women, and we won't let others help us if they want to!" Xia Yu pursed his lips and said.
"Hehe, then you better find those people who are sad and want to help you, I have a girlfriend, I don't need to show it in front of any woman!" Liu Xing said with a smile that these two women must be given a dismount and let them know who is the protagonist of this scene.
"Yes! You already have a girlfriend! Hearing Liu Xing's words, Xia Xue's smug smile on her face suddenly disappeared, she lowered her head and sighed deeply, even Xia Yu, who had been talking non-stop just now, was silent.
No way! Liu Xing saw the expressions of the two women, and suddenly regretted it a little. It took two days to finally forget about this matter, and now that I'm fucking bringing it up again, wasn't the effort of the first two days in vain? Seeing the listless and sad appearance of the two women, Liu Xing couldn't wait to give himself a big mouth, saying that he couldn't do anything, he had to mention these sensitive topics.
For a while, there was a strange atmosphere between the three of them, and the originally lively atmosphere was also turned cold by Liu Xing's words.
"That...... Beauties like Xia Xue and Xia Yu, of course, are within the scope of please, hehehehe! Liu Xing said with a very embarrassed smile. Heaven is evil, and there is something to violate; and thou shalt not live. After pooping yourself, you have to wipe your ass ...... yourself!
"Really?" Xia Xue and Xia Yu raised their heads and looked at Liu Xing at the same time, and their murderous gaze made Liu Xing unconsciously take two steps back, and the surroundings seemed to be enveloped by a sinister aura. Liu Xing knew that his end was coming.
"The agreement is cancelled, from now on, you must follow our orders!" Xia Xue looked at Liu Xing seriously and said.
"Huh?" Hearing the other party's words, Liu Xing could only smile bitterly, he knew that no matter what he looked like now, he couldn't convince the two women in front of him.
Looking at the two women and the sinister smile that did not match their beauty at all, Liu Xing's whole body couldn't help but tremble, and a bad premonition immediately enveloped Liu Xing's entire brain.
…… In the past, Liu Xing often had the feeling that God was always merciful for all kinds of dangers we encounter in our worldly life, which makes people desperate. Now, this feeling has returned to Liu Xing's heart, but the feeling at this time is just the opposite.
"Does it really have to be like this?" Liu Xing looked at Xia Xue and Xia Yu, the two sisters not far away, and asked, these two women, damn it, devil!
"Hmph, of course, this is the punishment for your unbridled mouth!" Xia Xue looked at Liu Xing with a smile and said.
"I'll be shy!" Liu Xing said awkwardly, looking embarrassed.
"It's all water, why pretend to be pure, this sentence is what you said, and now it's back to you as it is!" Xia Yu looked at Liu Xing with a smile and said.
"Also, I want to remind you that I'm here to help you this time, and if you treat me like this, if it makes me unhappy, I'm likely to do something that even I can't think of myself, so please think twice!" Liu Xing pretended to be serious and looked at the two women and said, now I can only use threats, but it seems that threats are not very good for these two women!
"Yo? How dare you threaten us? Have you forgotten who made the bet with us? Willing to gamble and lose, you are a big man, you won't want to regret it, right? Xia Yu looked at Liu Xinghu and asked suspiciously.
"I didn't say anything about it, but the impact of doing so on me is too great, if it spreads, how will I mix up with Liu Xing in the future?" Liu Xingdao, what these two women let themselves do is too ...... It's too much!
"Don't think that only Yanjing has hutongs, but also Shanghai. You can rest assured, there are very few people around here, and even if it spreads, it is impossible to spread it from Shanghai to Yanjing. Xia Xue said with a smile, "Hurry up, don't waste time, there are serious things to do today!" ”
"Then can we get down to business first?" Liu Xing asked, and then looked around, "You won't be secretly photographed, right?" "Because you always procrastinate for time, now punish you for shouting loudly on the basis of the original!" Xia Yu suddenly said to Liu Xing with a straight face.
"The most poisonous woman's heart, I remember today's Liangzi." Liu Xing said hatefully, and a loss of words turned into hatred for thousands of years. Liu Xing was careless, he really didn't expect that these two women had the potential to be witches, or rather, the two of them were witches themselves.
"Hurry up, or there's something better waiting for you later." Xia Xue threatened Liu Xing.
"What is urging? Aren't I allowed to brew a relationship? Liu Xing said angrily to the two women. High-rise buildings in the distance, shanty towns in the distance, and countless telephone poles plastered with leaflets on both sides of the road. Liu Xing hates these telephone poles, and even hates those who have nothing to do and post advertisements everywhere. Because it was their actions that touched the heartstrings and devilish thoughts of Xia Xue and Xia Yu's spoofs.
Liu Xing took a deep breath and pressed down the bangs in front of his head, which was not very demanding, just block the organs above the nose, and at the same time looked around, and when he was sure that the passers-by around him reached the least, Liu Xing began to act.
Liu Xing held the telephone pole covered with advertisements for old Chinese medicine in both hands, and shouted loudly with tears and affection according to the request of Xia Xue and Xia Yu.
"My illness is finally cured~~!"
After yelling twice, Liu Xing quickly loosened the telephone pole and ran to a nearby alley with lightning speed, and kept looking around. The act against the sky just now really damaged his glorious image.
"Hahahaha~~!"
"Hahahaha~~!" Not far away, there was the shrill laughter of Xia Xue and Xia Yu, and several grandmothers and grandfathers who passed by here also laughed after being stunned for a long time, probably never seen such a young man who dared to face reality!
Liu Xing looked at the two smiling women not far away with extremely vicious gaze in a small alley, and he didn't expect that his wisdom would shine in the hands of these two women. But fortunately, there are not many people around, otherwise this face would be embarrassing.
A few minutes later, Liu Xing came out of the alley with a very natural appearance, and the performance was very successful, just like the people who passed by here inadvertently. While thinking about how the next week will pass, he is also thinking about how to deal with these two women, it is not Liu Xing's style to be captured, and the Jedi counterattack shows his true heroic colors.
(To be continued)