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If you look back on the wonderful life of those four years in college years later, the most unforgettable thing may not be love, but exams.

It's almost fair to say that there aren't many people who don't resent it when they recalled their college exams! Because many students belong to the type of pre-exam assault and temporary cramming. Basically, after forcing myself to memorize the key points marked by the teacher in the textbook in those days, I forgot about it immediately after the exam.

This is Chen Xu's first exam in their freshman year, and all the first exams are generally quite formal. There were seven or eight invigilators alone, a large classroom, one seat per person, far away, and there was no place to copy it when the test started.

Of course, this is only for freshman rookies. When the rookie becomes an old bird, the exam is basically nothing.

Before the exam, a group of people were so nervous that Wu Yuan and they specially entered the key points marked by the teacher before the exam into the computer and printed them out - using the method of miniaturization, a word is the size of a sesame dot. And because it was winter, the cattle put on the clothes with the most pockets and divided the notes into pockets based on the experience passed down from the seniors.

One of the benefits of this is not putting eggs in one basket, being caught by the teacher and others. The second is to put different types of answers in different pockets, and it is easy to flip through when you look for them, which belongs to the directory editing of the program.

Before the exam, everyone was very active, the exam was at 8 o'clock, and basically went to the exam room at 6 o'clock to occupy a seat. I want to occupy a position in the back, on the side, and out of sight of the teacher. But when many animals ran to the examination room and classroom, they found that Chen Xu was already reading novels there - no way, now everyone knows that Chen Banxian's sleep quality is surprisingly good, and he insists on going to bed at 10 o'clock and getting up at 5 o'clock almost every day. By the time they arrived at the classroom, Chen Xu had already run around the field twice, and then went back to take a shower and finish breakfast.

Seeing that it was Chen Xu, a group of people had no choice but to sigh and accept their fate. But Chen Xu is also interesting enough, of course he also knows that if he occupies all the good positions, he will be shot to death, so he only occupies the positions of the four brothers in his bedroom. There are many other good places.

Then Chen Xu saw a group of animals trying to lie on the table and write something. He walked over curiously to take a look, so he immediately sweated and said, "Dude, you are damaging public property!" ”

It turned out that these buddies were desperately copying the answers to some difficult questions on the table with a ballpoint pen, and one of them said while copying: "Rely on it, I don't know what the damage has been on this table." NND: Why don't we take the exam in classroom 2103? ”

Classroom 2103 is the second teaching building, and the third classroom on the first floor. Of course, there are also signs hanging in the classroom, so Chen Xu asked why it was in 2103? Is there any benefit there?

The animal replied that legend had it that there was once a fierce cow man in the 2103 examination room, and that he had written all the key answers in C on that table. Since then, there has been no one who has failed to pass the C language test at that table. It is estimated that even if you rely on the national computer level 2 to copy it, you can pass it.

Chen Xu sweated for a moment, thinking that Hexie University is really a great man.

Desk culture is a unique set of scenery in the university, it is said that the ancestor is derived from the great Mr. Lu Xun, who carved the word "early" on the desk of the Sanwei Library, creating a precedent for desk culture. As for whether or not to damage public property, the messages on some desks are really incomparable. For example, the table where Chen Xu is sitting now is engraved: Don't cheat in exams, and become a junior next year. It's better to have no personality than to fail!

What a wise saying!

However, the students who carved the cheat sheet on the table were depressed before the exam, because the first thing the invigilator said when he came in was: "Let's arrange the seats for the exam......"

A flood of sorrow is everywhere!

In the end, Chen Xu was lucky to sit in the position of the animal, looking at the table, wow, it's all the answer! Looking back at the animal, his eyes were really full of tears, and that look really swallowed Chen Xu's heart!

Chen Xu shrugged innocently, it doesn't matter to him, the position arranged by the teacher ......, but this is pie in the sky!

Today's first exam is the written test of the C language, Chen Xu was quite worried before he came, because he has been learning the Chinese language recently, and the C language has been referring to the points, and he also made a surprise attack before the exam, but he was afraid that the two would be confused during the exam.

But when the test paper came, Chen Xu really did a good job. Because many of the habits and patterns of the Chinese language are derived from the C language - this is not to say that Chinese experts are lazy or not skilled enough, but the main reason is that it is for the user's customary surname.

Chen Xu finished answering the test paper, and then asked Xiao Min to take a look, and after checking, according to the scoring criteria, Chen Xu found that he had been able to score seventy points on this paper, so he simply stood up and handed in the paper.

The first submissions are often very eye-catching, and now only half an hour has passed.

The invigilator took the test paper and looked at it, yo, it did a good job. So he said, "Do you want to check again, there's more time." ”

Chen Xu grinned: "Seventy-three points is enough, ten points higher than the passing line." After speaking, I realized that I had leaked my mouth, and I turned around and ran away with a smile.

It's just that his words made the teacher angry, and the whole class was extremely surprised. So several teachers from the Department of Information came to approve this test paper and changed it back and forth...... I found out that it was really 73 points, no more than one point, no less!

But the layout of this test paper is too rubbish, except for the score of the seventy-three points, all the other answers are written, but I don't know why it was crossed out later!

A group of teachers looked at each other, thinking to themselves that this guy couldn't be on purpose, right? I didn't say that there was no such cattle, but when some big cows walked to the door after handing in the papers, they thought about it and turned back, crossed out the two correct answers on the test paper, and then said: "Well, it's exactly sixty points, don't waste it!" ”

So the teachers all felt that this student was really this kind of genius, and Chen Xu's reputation had already been heard by anyone who had long ears, but these teachers didn't know that Chen Xu couldn't see the original appearance of the mess of those answers, because these questions were wrong, or they were wrong according to the way they were answered in the C language. So simply erase it, and no one will see any traces.

In the first exam of his freshman year, Chen Xu shook the class fiercely, and later Wu Yuan asked Chen Xu how he knew that he would be able to rely on 73 points, and Chen Xu said You are stupid, I will do the 73-point question, can I score 74 points?

There is no suspense for Chen Xu in the exam, but they are not good for Wu Yuan.

The rules of the University are not a credit system, how many credits are deducted for a subject, and then if the credits are not reached, you will not be able to graduate. The make-up examination of the University of Harmony is 20 yuan per course, which is much cheaper than a few hundred yuan per credit in other universities. But there is a perverted requirement that if you hang four major subjects, you will not be able to get a degree certificate, so I am still very nervous about the exam, especially first-year students.

Because the old bird in the senior year said that the invigilation is not so strict after the sophomore year, unless the invigilator who is relatively weak meets the four famous catcher levels in the school, otherwise the note can be copied before the exam. Otherwise, how many men and women will not be able to graduate every year!

But because the hanging subject is hung in the freshman year, at the end of the freshman year, and even at the end of the first semester of the freshman year, there are also excellent talents who cannot get a degree certificate (Xiaoice is one of them!). ）。 Therefore, the freshman cattle are still very concerned about the exam, like a few guys in Chen Xu's bedroom, except for Qin Xiaoan, who reads more books in Pingyu, the other three are usually busy with a bunch of things, and they don't have much time to read at all.

Chen Xu is not afraid now, but it is a little funny to look at the nervous appearance of the boss and Lao Dong. So he thought of a future post he saw on Min's computer.

said that it is the future, and more than two years later, it is known as the strongest cheating method in history.

This method of cheating is a bit more complicated, first by typing the answers to the key questions into the computer and then printing them...... Well, there is no need to repeat the above process, just use the paper that Wu Yuan and they are preparing now, one by one, the size of a tofu block, and printed. However, when printing, you need to use photocopied toner to print instead of ordinary ink.

When everything is done, the paper is pasted with transparent glue, and the side with words on the paper is pasted on the glue of transparent glue. Then press hard, press, press! The tighter the sticker, the better.

After pasting, put the tape in the water and rub it slowly with your hands to rub it off. At this time, because of the sticky surname of toner and tape, you will find that all the black letters appear on the scotch tape!

Because the tape is transparent and reflective, even if there are some dense black words on it, the teacher can't see it at all if he is far away, and he won't even notice it even if he is standing next to it. At this time, you can take out the tape with a cheat sheet and put it on the table, just spread it on the test paper, and through the white test paper under the transparent tape, you can clearly see the black text on the tape.

This method is complex, but it is extremely secure. As soon as Chen Xu said this, and then tried it again, all of a sudden the dormitory screamed excitedly, and outsiders didn't know that they thought they had got the next exam questions in advance!

However, after a few people discussed, everyone decided not to publish this method, you must know that there are many people, and it will be troublesome to spread it to the teacher's ears.

In fact, this method should be available on the Internet now, but it has not yet spread. Chen Xu just took advantage of this.

With this kind of "super era" cheating, several people were happy to take the exam in the next few days, and the others with cheat sheets were caught more than a dozen, and the four of them were stunned and swaggered to put the tape on the table and copied it.

February 5th, the beginning of spring. The yellow calendar said that today is suitable for marriage, sacrifice, and travel, and Chen Xu picked up the pen and added a sentence on the yellow calendar: "Good cheat!" ”

I don't know if Chen Xu's stroke has an effect, today's invigilator one has diarrhea and the other simply sits on the desk with the ghost blowing the lamp and watches, and the animals below are almost screaming excitedly, and they are all crazy. It was really notes flying all over the classroom, and finally the teacher who watched the ghost blowing the lamp finally couldn't help it and said: "Keep a low profile, keep a low profile!" I specially went to borrow a ghost blowing lamp to come over to see the opportunity to give you a chance, one by one, the action is small! ”

So a room full of people was grateful for the mess...... Because today's test is Ma Zhe, and the teacher said that it is a closed book.

There are a few good students who didn't bring textbooks, and they almost hit the wall when they memorized a lot of depression before the exam. If I had known, I wouldn't have had to do it!

After finishing this last exam in the morning, basically some students went back to pack their luggage immediately, some of them were in the afternoon or evening car, and Qin Xiao'an was one of them.

The four of them went to the small restaurant at the entrance of the school to eat a dish where they could see the meat, which can be regarded as practicing for each other. Basically, as of today, half of my freshman year has passed, and one-eighth of my college life has passed.

After sending Wu Yuan and Lao Dong away, Chen Xu went to find a rental agency outside the school.

Because it was a cold day now, and there was no shortage of money in his pocket, Chen Xu found a pretty good house. One bedroom, one living room, one bathroom and one kitchen suite, hardcovered, which has Internet cable, double bed, Simmons, washing machine, refrigerator, microwave oven and so on. Although there is no heating, the bedrooms are heated by a hanging air-conditioner and carpeted floors...... It's a cheap one, but it's comfortable to step on. And with the carpet, it doesn't feel so cold in the house in winter.

The house is connected to natural gas, there is a natural gas water heater and hot water pipe, and after turning on the faucet, it will automatically ignite the fire, and the kind of hot water will be released immediately, so there is hot water at any time on a cold day, which is a very cool thing. And there are bath bombs and bath tubs in the bathroom, so you don't feel cold when you take a bath in winter. There are also natural gas cookers and induction cookers in the kitchen, so you only need to buy your own pots and pans and adjust them to buy your own vegetables to cook.

Such a house, although it is a one-bedroom apartment, but the decoration is so exquisite, the electrical appliances are so complete, and the geographical location near the school is very good, and the price of renting it in Pingli is at least seven or eight hundred yuan. But now it's almost the New Year, and it's the off-season for renting a house, so Chen Xu won 600 yuan. Rent for two months first, pay the rent at once, and settle the utility bill when you check out. However, because there are many electrical appliances, I pressed a deposit of 3,000 yuan to the landlord.

Carrying luggage and quilts to move into the "new home", Chen Xu felt that it was really good to have money, and then looked at the money in the card and barely moved, but he felt that it was also a trouble to have too much money. Just like Bill Gates, isn't he worried about how to spend so many of his assets?

Chen Xu is a person who is very easy to satisfy, although there is no TV in this room, there is an Internet cable, which is enough, anyway, even if you watch the Spring Festival Gala, you can be online. So after he tidied up the room, he took Xiao Min out openly and turned it into a laptop.

Seeing such a beautiful laptop, Chen Xu felt a little nostalgic, thinking that he hadn't seen Xiao Min's original appearance for a long time. In fact, he also thought about renting a house outside the school, and it would be more convenient to use Xiaomin, but later he dispelled this idea. Because it's really boring to live alone, Chen Xu is a person who likes to be lively, and he doesn't like to be an otaku alone.

The house is still good, the air conditioning is almost on 24 hours a day, Chen Xu is almost lazy into a pig, every day is to surf the Internet, and then learn hacking techniques, basically not even out of the door all day and night - because the restaurant downstairs has takeout, and it will be delivered with a phone call.

"Fall, fall!" Chen Xu thought to himself that he couldn't go on like this, but it was too cold outside, so he could fall in the winter. Anyway, no matter how depraved he is, he will not be degraded by his parents.

Chen Xu was a little depressed when he thought that his parents were watching kangaroos in Australia and deliberately left him, and then he thought to himself that he would not take them with him when he went to Australia to see kangaroos in the future.

What Chen Xu is playing now is a very interesting software called "Personal Hollywood".

This software is naturally a future product, and like the previous RPG Maker, it is a software that allows fans and anime fans to create their own 3D animations. This "Personal Hollywood" and "RPG Maker" are simply a powerful tool for DIY games. And the function of "Personal Hollywood" is more powerful than "RPG Maker", and the picture is even more beautiful than it - because "RPG Maker" is made by players themselves, and it is not very technical software for the future. But "Personal Hollywood" is produced and used by professional companies.

What Chen Xu is playing now is to make his own three-dimensional image, and the method is actually very simple, let Xiao Min use the camera to take a 360-degree full-body portrait of himself, and then import it into the software, which can automatically detect the model of Shengcheng Renwu. Of course, the details still need to be modified, and it doesn't feel good if it's too similar to a real person - because Chen Xu knows that he is not handsome, so he is trying to find a way to modify the details, such as making his eyes bigger, his hairstyle cooler, and his clothes a little more stylish...... He's having a lot of fun anyway.

At this time, it was already February 9th, and tomorrow would be Chinese New Year's Eve, and Chen Xu had been in this nest for three days. But at this moment, his mobile phone suddenly rang "Didi", and there was a text message.

When I opened the text message, I saw that it was Gao Xiaojie, and the content of the text message was only one sentence: "I'm sick, lying in the hospital, so boring!" Big pig's head, can you chat with me? ”

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(To be continued)