Next, Niu Tiangou saw an interesting post by netizen "Haha Mirror", which made a spicy mockery and banter about the hospital's indiscriminate charging procedures in the form of a "story", which was simply into the woods. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

Niu Tiangou was almost stunned after watching it!

The post reads: "One day, the director of a hospital moved his family's broken TV to a repair shop. The maintenance staff knew the dean and deeply felt the harm of the hospital's indiscriminate charges, so they deliberately teased and slaughtered the dean, so that he could also taste the taste of indiscriminate charges.

"'Hello, what's wrong with the TV?' As soon as I entered the store, the repair reception staff asked.

"'The sound and the image are gone.'" The dean replied.

"'Oh, that's a problem inside the TV, see an internal medicine ...... Do you want the master of our store to repair it, or do you want the experts invited by our store to repair it? The receptionist asked.

"'Does that make a difference?' The dean was stunned for a moment and asked.

"'Of course there's a difference. The master charges 20 yuan for opening the lid of the TV, and the expert charges 50 yuan for opening the lid of the TV. The receptionist replied, "It's the same as your hospital, where the doctors charge different fees from the experts they bring in." ’

"The dean thought for a moment, and then said, 'Then ask an expert to fix it.'" After all, the price of this newly bought color TV is more than 1,000 yuan,If it is not repaired well, it will have to be repaired,Or ask an expert to repair it。

"'Okay, please pay a $50 opening fee.'" The receptionist replied.

The expression on the dean's face stiffened slightly, and there seemed to be a flash of unhappiness: 'Why do you have to pay the fee before you repair it?'

"'Don't you have to pay a registration fee for not seeing a doctor in your hospital?' The reception staff replied coldly.

The dean was bored, so he had to pay a 50 yuan opening fee.

After moving the TV to the repair expert's workbench, the repair expert asked about the TV, and then gave the dean four payment slips: a multimeter test and inspection fee of 20 yuan, an oscilloscope test and inspection fee of 50 yuan, a backlight detection tool test fee of 50 yuan, and a scanner test and inspection fee of 80 yuan.

"The dean was stunned again when he took the payment slip, and then asked with a questioning face: 'I brought the TV set here for you to fix it, how to check and test, that's your business, why do you want me to pay for these inspection and measurement?'

"The repair expert smiled and said lightly: "What you said is that we used to not charge inspection and testing fees, only repair fees, because at that time we used our eyes to see, to hear with our ears, and then to measure with electricity, we can repair it with experience, but now it is different, science is developed, and there are all advanced testing instruments, and these tests are done for your TV, which can not only accurately find out the fault, but also detect the potential faults that have not yet manifested themselves, which is for your consideration."

"'We spent a lot of money on these tests, so we have to charge some reasonable fees.' The repair expert still had a smile on his face, and explained quietly, "This is the same as your hospital, the patient goes to the hospital to cure the disease, how to check, it is the doctor's business, but the doctor uses the patient with an examination instrument B ultrasound, a CT, an ECT, an MRI or something, and the patient is not allowed to pay the examination fee obediently, right?" ’

The dean choked on him, his throat rolled, he swallowed saliva, didn't say a word, and paid another 200 yuan for the test.

After some testing, the repair expert then used the printer to print out a circuit diagram, stuffed the circuit diagram into the dean's hand, and then opened a payment slip, asking the dean to pay 8 yuan for printing and drawings, and then come back tomorrow to pick up the repaired TV.

"The dean finally couldn't help it, and said angrily: 'I can't understand this picture, why do you still have to pay for it?'

"'Your hospital gives patients CT diagrams, and patients can't read them, don't you have to pay the same fee?' The repair expert asked rhetorically.

"'This drawing is worth $8?' Isn't this slaughtering? The dean was still unconvinced.

The repair expert was not angry when he heard this, and asked: 'A small piece of registration paper in your hospital is worth 7 yuan, and a B-ultrasound medical image graphic report is actually an examination picture printed on A4 paper, which costs 30 yuan. Isn't that more ruthless than we are? ’

After the dean paid the fee with a cold face and left, the repair expert checked the wiring diagram and found that a triode had burned, so he immediately replaced it with a new triode, and the TV was repaired in less than ten minutes.

The next day, the dean came to pick up the TV set that had been repaired before the container, and the staff in front of the cabinet printed out a repair list for him.

The dean took it and was dumbfounded. In addition to the opening fee, test and inspection fee, printing fee and drawing fee, there are many various charging items that he did not even think of.

"There are dust removal and cleaning fees, taper modifications, screwdrivers, needle-nose pliers, wire cutters, diagonal pliers, single-sided blades, tweezers, hollow needle use fees;

"There are color TV bus data readers, automatic range switching digital meters, TV maintenance drive detection tool usage fees;

"There are electric soldering irons, hot air guns, solder guns, and hot melt glue guns;

"There are consumables for solder wire, flux, rosin, and hot melt glue rods;

"There are disposable soldering iron tips, cleaning pads, lens cloths, sponge pads, ethanol, thin wires, and anti-static bracelets;

"There is a triode fee, a fee for removing the tin slag and rosin slag on the circuit board, a fee for cleaning the pad and washing the board, and a placeholder fee for storing the TV overnight......

The dean almost fainted when he looked at the list, and pointed to the list with a grim face and asked, "Since you have charged for solder wire, why do you charge for flux and rosin?" Isn't this a duplicate charge? ’

"The dean doesn't know anything else, but he knows that the solder wire generally contains rosin for soldering, and rosin is the flux, and it is obvious that this is the dismemberment of the solder wire into three parts.

"The staff in front of the cabinet pouted and replied: 'When your hospital changes dressings, infusions, and injections to patients, its costs already include material fees, so why do you need to charge gauze fees, rubber strip fees, disposable infusion set fees, and disposable injection needle fees?' This decomposition project is a duplicate charge invented by your hospital, can we learn it? ’

Being ridiculed like this, the dean was short of breath, his face was flushed, his mouth moved a few times, and he didn't know how to refute it for a while.

In the end, the dean's TV cost a total of 388 yuan and only replaced a triode worth 0.95 yuan!

"The dean knew that he had been 'slaughtered' this time, so he held his breath and muttered angrily while carrying the TV: 'If I knew that you were charging and slaughtering people like this, I would have found another repair shop!'

"When the staff heard this, they replied angrily: 'The world is as dark as a crow, and you will be charged like this wherever you go to repair!' At the end, he added: 'Isn't this the leader of your hospital!' ’”

Looking at this post, Niu Tiangou couldn't help but laugh out loud.