Chapter 300: Did You Bunker Today?
Chapter 300: Did You Bunker Today?
"Actually, I don't think it's a big deal. "Uncle Dante was eating the lunch box that had just been taken out, and while praising the strange taste of the salted eggs inside, he and Li Guo were spitting and discussing what kind of attitude should be adopted in the matter of lilies.
The reason why two people can forget the year at first sight is obviously a lot to do with their temper. But two people with the same temperament will probably not compromise easily when faced with a certain matter, but both sides insist on their own words and arbitrarily try to drag each other into their own ideas.
And Li Guo and Dante may have different ages and experiences, or maybe they have different cultural backgrounds. Although they are both boring people at the end of the world, their views on specific things have gone to two extremes. And no one can convince anyone.
It's as if Li Guo insisted that when it comes to lilies, there is always a way to turn things around. Dante, on the other hand, is very stubborn that this kind of thing does not need to be done too much, and there will always be a natural day.
So the two of them were in the fence of the detention center, and they started a fierce debate on the philosophy of human xing. In the end, both of them blushed and prepared to fight, but they still didn't argue with a reason.
"Xiǎozi, I warn you." Uncle Dante held up a finger: "Don't try to sway my mind with your shallow insight, or I'll give you a good look." ”
And Li Guo also snorted coldly: "Old man, you must belong to the cow, it looks like a cow, but in the end it is just a belly of grass." ”
"Who are you scolding?" Dante stood up and put the lunch box aside: "You have the courage to say it again!" ”
The xiǎonv police officer next to her was at a loss when she saw this posture, but she watched this old man easily overturn no less than twenty strong young xiǎo by himself, and he didn't even use two hands. Although Li Guo seems to be quite kind, his prestige has already spread to a household name in this Xiǎo town, from the beginning of a single person single-handedly fighting the Green Wolf Gang, to being transformed into a car with one hand, and then into a pervert who attracted the army to suppress it.
There is always such a rumor that has entered the ears of the xiǎonv police. After all, Li Guo's hometown is such a big place, and this kind of strange Xiǎo Dao news is always spreading in the air at three or five times the speed of sound.
So these two people poked at each other, and when they first brought it in, the xiǎo policeman who came here was so scared that even xiǎo kumunai ku was soaked in sweat. It's just that later I listened to Uncle Dante's story, and I listened to Li Guo talk about love that is more painful than idol dramas. So for a while, the lethality of these two people was ignored.
And now......
But fortunately, Li Guo didn't have the same temper tantrum as Uncle Dante, he just waved his hand: "You are so old, it's too embarrassing to fight with you." ”
Uncle Dante's eyes narrowed, and he forcibly broke off a piece of steel bar from the iron fence, and pointed at Li Guo: "Do you dare?" ”
Xiǎonv police shuddered and trembled and said, "Broken ...... Break...... Bad...... Public...... Public...... ...... object"
And Li Guo didn't speak, but also swiped with his hand, and a steel bar broke in response, and appeared in Li Guo's hand with the sound of metal rubbing......
At this moment, the xiǎo girl couldn't hold it anymore, she screamed, and jumped like a rabbit and ran outside to find the section leader to help......
"Try it." Uncle Dante flicked the rebar.
And Li Guo tried his hand: "Is it a close-quarters short fight?" ”
As he spoke, Li Guo suddenly turned around, and the steel bar was directly towards Uncle Dante, and this kind of attack obviously could not break Uncle Dante's defense at all. And after this blow, the two of them were glued together as if Donnie Yen and Sammo Hung were in the martial arts scene on the table in Ip Man.
The speed was so fast that normal people couldn't react at all, and the sound of metal hitting was particularly poignant in the empty detention center. The steel bars in the hands of the two men were obviously not as resistant as the crippled Zhijian or Uncle Dante's traitorous sword. After less than thirty impacts, almost all of them were out of shape.
When this was discovered, the two of them coincidentally chouled another one out of the fence and continued to fight.
One is a veteran of the battlefield, and the other is a fledgling but a strong man with a cheat. After going back and forth, they even fought equally, and sometimes they could switch offense and defense.
But on the whole, whether it is in terms of moves or pace, Li Guo is still slightly inferior to Dante. However, his strengths lie in his slow vision and his fighting instincts, which greatly compensate for Li Guo's own shortcomings. So the two fought on a par.
When the second brother next door to Li Guo hurriedly arrived, there were already steel bars under their feet, and only a big lock was left on the iron fence of the detention center.
Because there are no weapons available, the two people in it have become fists and kicks. Uncle Dante's fist and foot kung fu is the same as his swordsmanship, which is called a very good bi. But Li Guo, who had no weapons, could only defend passively, although he could see the angle of Uncle Dante's punch and measure his strength, but Li Guo suddenly found ......
This fist, even if it is blocked, it hurts to death.
Xiǎonv police officer and Li Guo's second brother next door, staring at a pair of blank eyes, watching the two of them in full swing, like a tiger descending the mountain, especially Uncle Dante, as the leader of a large organization, the aura on his body is even more daring to look at him directly.
Of course, Li Guo is actually not simple, although his nose is sore from pain, tears are about to fall. But the good-faced Li Guo didn't seem to succumb to this, and still attacked Uncle Dante coaxingly, and even began to fight back a few times after adapting to Dante's style of play.
These are actually not clear in the eyes of outsiders, they can only see a cloud of phantom in front of the two people, and the rapid movement of the four hands makes Uncle Dante and Li Guo look like two disabled people with amputated hands are staring at each other with big eyes.
"xiǎo子, admit defeat or not admit defeat?" Uncle Dante suddenly twisted Li Guo's hands: "Uncle's head hammer is also very fierce." ”
Li Guo smiled disdainfully: "I've been wearing an iron cloth shirt since Xiǎo, and I haven't died when a truck hits me more than 30 times." ”
And just when Uncle Dante was about to stick out his head to hit Li Guo, the big mén in the room suddenly opened, and a person stumbled in outside: "Bureau...... The chief mobilized all police forces to the city center, including those on leave and prison guards. Hurry up and ...... Emergency. ”
Disturbed by him, the neighbor's second brother and the xiǎonv police both turned back. After he finished speaking, when he turned his head to look at Li Guo again, he found that the steel bars that were originally deformed all over the ground had disappeared, and the prison that had been dismantled so that only the lock was left was poked there intact. And Li Guo and Uncle Dante, who were fighting like Yongchun Zhan Hongquan just now, are now sitting on a stool and eating a boxed lunch face to face, and Uncle Dante even wants to use chopsticks to go to the salted duck eggs in the Li Guo box.
It's like hell of a thing...... The two of them glanced at each other and couldn't help but glance at each other. The xiǎonv police opened his mouth: "I...... I...... Brother...... You...... You ......"
Dante blinked his eyes and raised his head: "Don't stutter when you speak, otherwise you won't be able to get married." ”
And the second brother of the neighbor was also at a loss, and his mind seemed to be blank.
I said...... Brother. Hurry up. The person who came in obviously didn't know what was going on, so he shouted: "Let these two people go, they didn't file anyway." ”
"What's the matter...... the second brother of the neighbor seems to be reacting to what happened now: "What did you just say?" ”
The man who came in was stunned: "I said, the chief mobilized all the police forces to go to the city center. There are urgent tasks. ”
Although the second brother of the neighbor was at a loss in his heart, he was still a little confused, but he still followed closely behind. And the xiǎonv police officer shuddered his hands and took out the useless key to open the mén. While driving mén, he also chanted: "No...... I...... I...... I don't...... No...... Won't speak...... Say it. Other...... Other...... Don't kill...... Kill me. ”
Li Guo raised his head and smiled "yinyin...... Of course, this was the smile in the eyes of the policeman, and in her opinion, Li Guo's face was green, with green fangs and blue eyes. Plus that yinyin smiled, and even many broke intestines.
But in fact, Li Guo only felt that this girl was very cute because of this máo disease that was nervous and stuttering, and she said what she said, so she raised her head and smiled kindly......
But with such a kind smile, the xiǎo girl screamed, put the key in her hand in the xiǎo compartment, and rushed out with a frightened face, calling as she ran......
Li Guo mothed his face: "As for not it......"
Dante picked up the key and hung it on the wall, then pushed it straight away: "The smile is an all-purpose weapon, it can capture the heart of the Xiǎo girl, and it can also defeat the general's reason. ”
"That makes sense." Li Guo followed Dante out: "What are they doing in a hurry?" ”
"Who knows." Dante shook his head, "Thank you for your hospitality, it's almost time for me to go back." By the way, do you have a Twitter or a face? ”
Li Guo thought for a while: "You register a QQ......"
"Okay, my screen name will be Ding and bowed to Li Guo and gave a special aristocratic farewell salute: "Call you." ”
Li Guo snorted and waved his hand: "Goodbye." ”
Dante vanished in an instant, and Li Guo reflected on what Dante had just said...... He said he would call Ellie. The name sounds weird.
Weird ...... Like an NV name.
After walking out of the detention center, Li Guo still felt a little cháocháo. Looking up at the starry sky in the dark blue, Li Guo took a few deep breaths, trying to get his heart back on track......
Just as Li Guo took a deep breath as if he were doing yoga, a choking smell of diesel fuel was transmitted from his nose to his nasal cavity. Then came the roar of the engine.
Li Guo opened his eyes in surprise and found several riot trucks speeding through the street. The special police officers above are equipped to the point where they can fight the war in Afghanistan.
Behind this car were several medium-sized trucks, on which sat two rows of heavily loaded People's Liberation Army soldiers, who looked like soldiers pulled from the surrounding military districts.
Finally, there was a Dongfeng warrior, and when it passed by Li Guo, there was a political commissar-like figure above him who stretched out his head and shouted at Li Guo: "Ordinary citizens, please go home quickly and close the mén window." So as not to be surprised! ”
Li Guo was stunned for a moment, he didn't react for a long time, and when he turned his head again, he already found that the convoy was only a tail light flashing in the dark street.
Li Guo rubbed his nose and looked at his watch. I found that although the time is close to midnight, there is nowhere to go now, and even if I go back, I can't come to a dong room huā candle night or something, and it is a felony to disturb the bird to sleep. In addition, the disabled Zhijian didn't know where to run, and he didn't have a partner to be a shield, so he would be tossed to death by those perverted girls.
So Li Guo still decided to follow the back of the car to see the excitement, after all, Li Guo's house is located in a remote area, where ethnic minorities gather, and the people are fierce. There are often things such as villagers besieging the municipal fu. So it's no surprise that everyone is going to send troops to suppress ordinary people at every turn, and anyway, most of them won't really get hurt in the end.
Li Guo thinks it's good to watch a lively scene.
Following the tail light of the car, Li Guo carried out a concealed short-distance teleportation all the way, and the speed was very strong, and the frequency of each pause in the middle was almost the same, if there were energy observation glasses similar to the landlord's sister, I could see that Li Guo was actually jumping back and forth in a weird "zigzag" route. Of course, it can also be seen as an "S" shape, but Li Guo always felt that the letter after the S would always follow B, so he still chose a zigzag......
After passing through the mountains and sparkling waters, Li Guo finally came to the destination of the convoy, but he found that the Xiǎo Square in the center of the city had been surrounded by three layers of water and three layers outside, and a cordon was set up around it three hundred meters, but fortunately, there were no homes around, and the shopping malls around it had long been closed, and even the KFC, which was open at twenty-four xiǎo, had already closed.
Li Guo blinked, walked over to a policeman who was setting up a cordon, and asked, "Uncle policeman...... What's going on? ”
"Back off, back off." The policeman drove Li Guo backwards: "I don't know what to do, it's all national security in front." ”
Li Guo thought about it and wanted to take out the documents from his pocket, but found that he was still wearing clothes that the second brother of the neighbor helped Li Guo take out from his own house after Uncle Dante was arrested in the detention center. Documents or something, all on the Xiǎo Island that was slashed by the Heavenly Tribulation......
"Actually, I'm also a national security ......," Li Guo smiled bitterly: "Senior national security." I forgot my ID. ”
The policeman gave Li Guo a blank look: "Do you think I look like Zhongnanhai's bodyguard?" ”
Li Guo sank for a moment: "Then give me a chance to prove it......"
Maybe the policeman felt too bored because he was assigned to guard the cordon, so he nodded bizarrely and agreed to Li Guo's request.
Li Guo looked around, put his arm around his shoulders and walked aside, and said mysteriously, "Do you know that there is a special department in Guoan?" ”
The police uncle shook his head blankly: "I've only seen ...... in xiǎo said"
Li Guo pondered for a moment, and said in a very mysterious and serious tone: "What you see next will be beyond your comprehension. But you must not tell anyone, it will have a very bad impact. You may also be penalized for this.
"Severe punishment!" Li Guo deliberately accentuated his tone, as if this matter was really important: "Do you understand?" I don't really want to make it hard for you. ”
The policeman was so confused by Li Guo that he actually nodded again and again. Next, Li Guo casually picked up a cigarette butt from the ground of the sidewalk.
"Look, it's a cigarette butt." Li Guo clipped it in his hand: "It wouldn't have been lethal, right." ”
Uncle policeman nodded, cigarette butts, lit Xu is still a scum with a combat power of only five, but this kind of thing has been extinguished to the point that there is not even a core, I'm afraid it won't have much reaction even if you eat it.
Li Guo pretended to be a gong...... Blowing his beard and staring, his whole body tense. It's like constipation, and Li Guo's acting skills are really poor, so bad that he almost laughs.
Then, the cigarette butt slowly took off into the air, and then under the wrapping of Li Guo's Jing divine power, it spun rapidly, spinning so fast that it became a shining light cluster, and emitted an extremely faint humming sound.
The policeman's uncle's eyes widened, and he didn't dare to take a breath of air, so he bought a lottery ticket with himself, and found that all six numbers had been won when the lottery was drawn, and the last ball was still spinning in the roller.
"Look at it." Li Guoshen shouted in a chattering voice: "Medium! ”
The cigarette butt came out in response and hit a decorative pebble on the Xiǎohuā altar on the side of the road, because of the material of the cigarette butt itself, it did not penetrate directly as usual, but it also cracked a smooth pebble from it. The power is no less than that of a sledgehammer.
The policeman's uncle gasped and stepped back several times in succession. Looking at Li Guo with an incredulous look.
This kind of look is like the surprise of a xiǎo boy who has just come out of a poor mountainous area and sees a big Yanma with blond hair and blue eyes, thick eyebrows and big eyes, and rulàngtunféi scratching his head at him.
This made him so surprised that he couldn't say a word for a long time, and he was held in his lungs in one breath, and his face was red.
And Li Guo played handsome with his hair and put his finger on his mouth: "You know." ”
"I understand, I understand...... Uncle policeman nodded again and again, and saluted Li Guo: "I've delayed your mission." ”
Li Guo also saluted uglyly: "It's all about serving the people." ”
Well, yesterday I got on the road. was upside down by a ** year xiǎo girl...... The key is that after this girl instilled me, she didn't bring me into the hotel and humiliate me. This upsets me......
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