Chapter 0130: Protecting the Media
Yi Bodhi laughed so loudly that tears burst out of his eyes.
"Teachers can tie their students to their homes? Why do I think you seem to have a strong taste as a teacher? I warn you, I'm not an adult! ”
"Yibodhi, what nonsense are you talking about!" Yan Xiaoyuan had a look of anger on his face, it seemed that he was not used to making such jokes.
Yi Bodhi still laughed and said, "I didn't talk nonsense, this is what your two subordinates said, let me accompany you for one night, and you won't worry about me." Is this their own initiative? Not at your behest? ”
Yan Xiaoyuan's face was uncertain, and his narrow eyes were stretched longer because of his squinting.
"So they're both dead." After a long time, Yan Xiaoyuan said.
"Then why are you tying me up? Don't let it go yet! Yibodhi blinked, her eyelashes were extremely long, and she tilted her head like a cute little princess.
Yan Xiaoyuan sighed and said, "You don't have to pretend to be cute in front of me, what kind of person you are, few people in this world know better than me." It doesn't matter if I let you go, you have to promise me that you won't mess around anymore. ”
Yi Bodhi grinned and said, "Are you still afraid that I will push back?!" Yan Xiaoyuan, even if I want to sleep with a man, it won't be you, the pale little Taoist priest in the bar tonight is not bad. ”
"You can't afford to mess with that person, I can't even mess with him, I advise you not to do anything crooked."
On the way back, Yan Xiaoyuan had already made contact with the shopkeeper Yan, but the shopkeeper Yan had not heard of a person named Xu Bansheng. But just by Xu Bansheng's exposed hand, Yan Da knew that Xu Bansheng must have been born in the top sects of the Dao Sect. Moreover, it must be the core of the descendant disciples, otherwise, it would never be possible to dissolve their Yan family's corpse poison so lightly.
"Yan Xiaoyuan, are you saying that my Three Holy Sects are not as good as your family's Corpse Witch Sect?!"
Hearing Yi Bodhi's vexatious words, as well as the three words of the Corpse Witch Sect, Yan Xiaoyuan's narrow eyes narrowed again, but he still controlled his emotions very well, and endured his dissatisfaction and said, "You can ask your two masters." Yibodhi, I warn you, stop messing around. Although the hexagram indicates that the thing will appear in Wudong, we have no clue at all. Tonight has already attracted the attention of the officials, if you continue to mess around like this, it will cause trouble, and no one will get that thing. ”
"Are you begging me?" Yi Bodhi smiled, but behind the eyes of this seemingly innocent little girl, there always seemed to be a knife hidden.
"I just don't want anything to go wrong. I don't think you Three Poisons Sect want anything to go wrong. ”
"Three Holy Sects!" Yi Bodhi glared angrily.
Yan Xiaoyuan no longer paid attention to Yi Bodhi, he believed that Yi Bodhi would consider his own words, things had not yet appeared, if the two of them fought at this moment, attracting multiple interventions, it would be troublesome at that time.
Stretching out his hand, faster than lightning, Yan Xiaoyuan flicked his five fingers and untied the rope on Yi Bodhi's body.
As soon as the rope was loosened, Yi Bodhi shook his body and stood up, put the rope on his body into his palm, and said with a smile: "This rope is good, I can't break free." I accepted the gift, so I will take it as an apology for you tying me up tonight. With that, Yi Bodhi took the rope in his hand, as if he was very proud.
Although Yan Xiaoyuan was a little distressed, it was a rope made of hundred-year-old wisteria soaked in zombie blood, and even a master of the body realm might not be able to break free. But in order to calm things down, hoping that Yi Bodhi would stop messing around in the future, he still acquiesced to Yi Bodhi's behavior.
"Remember, stop messing around." Yan Xiaoyuan looked at the door, this was an eviction order.
Yi Bodhi walked to the door with a grin, opened the door and turned around and asked, "What is the name of that little Taoist?" ”
"Xu Bansheng."
Yi Bodhi nodded, and said to himself: "Xu Bansheng, do you mean that he can only live half a life, or does it mean that he can steal half a day?" Funny guys. With that, she jumped out of the bedroom like an ordinary little girl.
Lao Zhuang also finished disposing of the security guard's body at this moment and was walking out of the bathroom.
Seeing Yi Bodhi as if he hadn't seen it, it showed that it was not the first time he and Yi Bodhi had met.
But Yi Bodhi didn't intend to let him go, when he passed by him, he suddenly made a move, a palm imprinted on the chest of the old stiff, and went up to make up for it twice, until the old stiff flew out upside down and hit the table and chair in the living room, embarrassed, she clapped her hands contentedly, and jumped away.
"Yan Xiaoyuan, next time you'd better do it yourself, otherwise, I must taste what zombie R is like."
If you hadn't heard it with your own ears, I'm afraid no one would have thought that this sentence would come from the mouth of a beautiful and lovely girl of fifteen. In this regard, Yan Xiaoyuan has long been used to it. Only he knows how ruthless this seemingly innocent little girl is.
Walking out of the back room, Yan Xiaoyuan said to Lao Zhuang: "Lao Zhuang, I'm sorry. ”
Lao Zhuang got up from the ground, his chest that had been sunken by the beating slowly swelled again, and he stretched out a hand to Yan Xiaoyuan, his thumb and little finger were bent, and the other three fingers stood upright, making a three-to-three gesture.
Yan Xiaoyuan nodded and said, "Three people are not enough, I will give you three virgins." ”
After hearing this, the previous grievances were swept away, his shriveled lips grinned, and he laughed strangely again.
Yi Bodhi walked out of the elevator, playing with the rope made of centuries-old wisteria soaked in zombie blood, with a bright smile on his face.
jumped on the street, and Yi Bodhi muttered: "Xu Bansheng, he is really an interesting little Taoist, he can solve Yan Xiaoyuan's poison, not bad!" ”
Although she had been poisoned by the old zombie midge at that time, with her understanding of Yan Xiaoyuan, she knew that Yan Xiaoyuan would definitely poison Xu Bansheng. And this is obviously a failure, Yan Xiaoyuan can't say that he can't afford to provoke a person who was poisoned by himself. Not to mention anything else, just from the fact that Xu Bansheng was able to solve Yan Xiaoyuan's poison, it is enough to show that Xu Bansheng is interesting.
At this time, Yi Bodhi didn't know that Xu Bansheng was in the same department as her, otherwise, she would definitely find it more interesting.
There are no pedestrians on the road, few vehicles, and the occasional taxi passing by, when you see a little girl who is jumping around and ignorant of the world, will slow down and pass slowly.
Yi Bodhi didn't even look at them, and those cars could only leave boringly.
There was a sudden slight pain in her fingertips, and Yi Bodhi stopped, and a drop of blood poured out like a ball on her delicate fingertips like a green onion.
Yi Bodhi smiled like a flower, put his finger in his mouth, sucked the drop of blood, and his eyes were full of excitement and happiness.
"This idiot dares to let Lao Zhuang beat me, it's just a pity for my little treasure. Alas, die early and be born early, don't be born in the wrong life in the next life. Blood gushed out from his fingertips, which meant that Yan Xiaoyuan had killed "Xiaobao", but it also meant that Yan Xiaoyuan had been tricked. Although poisoning is not a big deal for Zombie Dao, it is enough for Yan Xiaoyuan to be busy for a while.
In room 1916 of King's Landing Serviced Apartment, Yan Xiaoyuan's face was dark - this is not to describe his face as unsightly, but really dark and turned into a little black man.
"Yi Bodhi, are you really afraid of your Three Poisons Sect? If I hadn't ......" a rush of fire attacked his heart, Yan Xiaoyuan was too angry, and he was slightly distracted by the suppression of poison, and the result was that his throat was sweet, and a mouthful of blood gushed up, he didn't dare to be distracted anymore, and immediately devoted all his mind to suppressing the poison in his body, but the corners of his mouth inevitably dripped.
Yan Xiaoyuan's side, a scorpion the size of a cigarette box had been slapped into mud by Yan Xiaoyuan's palm at this moment.
Although the zombie road is named after the zombie, not everyone has the chance to get a zombie as a minion. Most of the disciples under the Zombie Dao Sect are also accompanied by poison all day long, and it is impossible for a scorpion to cause real harm to Yan Xiaoyuan.
But Yan Xiaoyuan soon discovered the abnormality in his body, this Yi Bodhi, not only hid a scorpion in his quilt, but also used this scorpion to plant Gu for him.
"Third-rate tricks dare to show off in front of me. When it comes to witchcraft, your Three Poisons Sect is similar to a child! ”
Yan Xiaoyuan sat down and began to refine the Gu in his body, which was not difficult for him, but it took time. Basically, he didn't have to sleep that night.
According to Bodhi's mouth, the "little treasure" is not talking about the scorpion, the Three Holy Sect takes toads, spiders and scorpions as the three saints, but it does not mean that Yi Bodhi, the holy aunt of Buddhism, Taoism and Wu Sanxiu, will have any respect for these three kinds of reptiles. The Gu planted in Yan Xiaoyuan's body through the scorpion is the "little treasure" that Yi Bodhi said. If Yan Xiaoyuan was a little negligent, he would only pay attention to the poison of the scorpion, and ignore the Gu planted through the scorpion, and he would suffer in the future.
It wasn't until dawn that Yan Xiaoyuan finally exhausted the Gu poison in his body, but at this time, it was already more than six o'clock, and he still had to go to school at eight o'clock, so he obviously couldn't sleep.
After taking a bath in the bathtub, Yan Xiaoyuan finally calmed down a little, got dressed and went downstairs for breakfast, and then walked slowly towards Wudong University not far away.
Walking through the dormitory area, Yan Xiaoyuan walked on campus.
The bags under his eyes were black, and he knew that he hadn't slept all night.
Walking into the office, the teacher in the same office saw him and immediately said, "Teacher Xiao Yan, you stole the mine last night?" The circles under these eyes are dark. ”
Yan Xiaoyuan didn't have the heart to say more, just waved his hand and said, "Insomnia." Then, he went to his desk and sat down.
"Teacher Xiao Yan, what did you think about what I told you yesterday?"
Although Yan Xiaoyuan has only been in Wudong University for three days, he has taken the path of a deputy director of the Provincial Department of Education, and the teachers in the teaching and research group know that he has a very close relationship with the deputy director. In addition, he himself is good-looking, and his conversation is quite extraordinary, and he drove a GMC business car when he first arrived in Wudong, which is enough to show the economic strength of his family. After the teacher found out that he was still single, he was already introducing him to someone.