Chapter 235: Night Pot
Inside the detention cell at the airport, there is a row of shiny silver needles sitting on it.
"Qin Feng, what else do you have to explain now?" A policeman sitting in front of Qin Feng pointed to the evidence on the table, patted the table, and said sternly: "Don't you know that metal objects are not allowed on the plane?"
Qin Feng said: "This is the silver needle!"
"What's wrong with the silver needle, isn't the silver needle a metal object?" Xie Jiaming was stricken, originally he received a call from a person who asked him to make things difficult for this kid, but he didn't expect this person to really have a problem.
Qin Feng frowned, this matter was indeed his problem, and he could only explain: "I am a Chinese medicine doctor, and it is reasonable to carry a silver needle on my body. ”
Xie Jiaming sneered: "According to what you say, can Western medicine still take a plane with surgery D?"
"You have now violated the aviation law and are required to be detained for a week. ”
Qin Feng's face sank, there are still two days left before the defense meeting, if he is detained for a week, I am afraid that the daylily will be cold.
"Officer Xie, can't you be accommodating?" Qin Feng asked.
Xie Jiaming's face was serious, and he said coldly: "Don't tell me about these useless things, one week is the lowest, if you are long-winded, it will be fifteen days." ”
Qin Feng asked with a discussion: "I have urgent business in Guangdong Province, can you wait for me to finish the matter, and I will come back?"
Xie Jiaming said angrily: "Please see clearly what kind of place this is, this is a police station, not a vegetable market, there is no room for bargaining." ”
"But I'm a Chinese medicine doctor. ”
Xie Jiaming was a little uneasy, and said impatiently: "What can you do if you are a Chinese medicine doctor?"
Qin Feng said: "I can cure your bad breath!"
"You, what did you say?" Xie Jiaming, who was originally angry, was stunned suddenly.
Qin Fengzheng said: "I said that I can cure your bad breath." ”
"Really?"
Xie Jiaming's face changed slightly, he has been suffering from stubborn bad breath for more than a day or two, and he is still single in his thirties, the reason is because he has bad breath.
Every time I fall in love, it's good at first, but as long as it develops to kiss, the object can't help his bad breath, so that he still knows it.
This question not only broke Xie Jiaming's heart, but even his parents and relatives had a headache.
For this disease, he also saw a lot of doctors and took a lot of medicine. But there was still no anger, so when he heard that Qin Feng could cure his bad breath, he was in a daze for the first time.
Qin Feng said with a smile: "Yes, as long as it takes half an hour, it is guaranteed to get rid of your bad breath." ”
Xie Jiaming didn't believe it in his heart, after all, this was a problem that had plagued him for several years, and this guy could be cured in half an hour, isn't this a fantasy?
"Qin Feng, do you know what you're talking about?" Xie Jiaming said in a deep voice.
"It's only half an hour anyway, and you don't have anything to lose, right?"
Xie Jiaming was still very skeptical of Qin Feng's words, and asked, "How can I trust you?"
Qin Feng smiled faintly: "If I'm not mistaken, your bad breath is only after you work, as for the cause, it is mostly because you have an irregular diet, overeating, and drinking too much, which makes your stomach and intestines have problems with digestion, causing a lot of food to be digested in time, rotting in your stomach, producing toxins, which cannot be eliminated, can only be eliminated from the mouth, which forms bad breath." ”
Hearing that what Qin Feng said was reasonable, Xie Jiaming's face was suspicious, but Qin Feng was right in many places.
His bad breath did come from work.
"Can you really be cured?"
Qin Feng leaned back in his chair, Tai Ruo was natural, and said: "It's just a bad breath, why worry about it, besides, I'm still here, are you still afraid that I won't be able to lie to you?"
Gritting his teeth, Xie Jiaming said: "That's good, as long as you cure my bad breath, you can leave after paying a fine of 300 yuan, if you can't cure it, then you will take me in the detention center for fifteen days." ”
"It's a deal!"
"Team Xie, this ......," the policeman next to him reminded.
Xie Jiaming said: "It's okay, the fact that he carries a silver needle is big or small, I'll see how he cures my bad breath." ”
Qin Feng sat on the chair, pointed to the chair in front of him, and said, "Sit down and take off your clothes." ”
Xie Jiaming sat down suspiciously according to Qin Feng's instructions, Qin Feng pressed one hand on his stomach, pressed it slightly, and at the same time exerted his dark energy, passing through the palm of his hand to his stomach.
Suddenly, Xie Jiaming's face turned blue, and he only heard a gurgling sound in his stomach.
The most bizarre thing was that his belly rolled like a breaking wave, which made the police in the detention center dumbfounded.
"This, how is this done?" Xie Jiaming's eyes were stagnant, and at this time, he only felt that his stomach was overturned, if he hadn't endured it, he would have vomited a long time ago.
Qin Feng smiled, and pressed his palm hard in vain.
"Poof!"
A whip-like sound came from Xie Jiaming, and a foul smell spread throughout the detention cell.
"Team Xie, what are you eating, why does this fart stink so much?" the police officer said with a disgusted look on his face, covering his nose.
Xie Jiaming's face was also flushed for a while, farting in public was already very indecent, the key was such a stinky fart, even he was smoked and wanted to vomit, and his face was as black as the bottom of the pot.
"I'm still stunned for what I'm doing, and I don't want to open the window. ”
Qin Feng retracted his palm and suddenly flicked it towards several acupoints in his abdomen.
"Knock knock!"
Xie Jiaming's stomach immediately made a few sounds like drums, and Xie Jiaming's face began to become colorful, gritting his teeth as if he was enduring something.
Qin Feng glanced at him lightly and chuckled: "Don't hold it back, hurry up and go to the bathroom, otherwise it doesn't matter what I have to do if I pull it into my crotch." ”
Xie Jiaming jumped up from the chair with a "whoosh", covered his buttocks with his hands, and explained to his subordinates as he ran: "Don't let him run away, wait for me to come back." ”
"Remember to brush your toothbrush when you come out. Qin Feng explained with a smile.
"Hahaha......" Several police officers forcibly held back their laughter, and after Xie Jiaming's figure disappeared, they finally couldn't bear it anymore and laughed.
Soon after hearing the laughter, everyone looked at Qin Feng and said viciously: "Boy, you are finished, dare to tease Team Xie in person, you are uncomfortable with yourself." ”
Qin Feng didn't feel it at all, and said slowly: "I'm treating him, it's too late for him to thank me." ”
"Damn, you also call it healing, you treat us as fools, this is farting and shitting, if you are also curing the disease, I will screw my head off as a night pot. ”
Qin Feng rolled his eyes and said disdainfully: "Your head is too big, I don't need such a big Y pot." ”
"Yo, you're pretty crazy, I'm so grumpy!" the policeman's face darkened, and he bent his sleeves and was ready to rush forward.
"Okay, okay, don't be impulsive, let's wait quietly for Team Xie to come back, this guy is probably guilty." The person next to him grabbed him and looked at Qin Feng with a gloating expression.
"Boy, you wait, don't beg for mercy when the time comes. ”
Qin Feng smiled: "I'm waiting, I haven't used a night pot as big as your head!"
(End of chapter)