"Why don't you count my family? Aren't my family from the village? ”

Wang Yong looked at the old secretary with a stunned neck, and said with a very angry expression. Is this a naked discrimination? Double standards? Faced with Wang Yong's sudden question, the old secretary was stunned at first, and then after a few seconds, without saying a word, he raised his hand and slapped Wang Yong's head.

"What? Want to rebel? Lao Tzu is not dead yet! ”

Wang Yong looked at the old secretary with great resentment, with your old body, you can live at least twenty or thirty easily, right? Count the whole village, one counts as one, and you always talk about death from time to time.

Seeing that Wang Yong was slapped honestly by himself, the old secretary was very satisfied with the effect of his slap, and he was satisfied with the diǎndiǎn head, gave Wang Yong a very sensible look, turned his head and continued the meeting.

"Let's continue the meeting! I'll say it again, listen to me well, don't be like this kid who doesn't have a good line! The old secretary stretched out his hand and pointed at Wang Yong, who was lowering his head and was about to bury himself in the crotch of his pants.

"Where did you just go?"

Old man, I don't have any memory to say. I forgot what I just said now, is this the precursor of the legendary Alzheimer's disease?

However, thinking of this old guy's previous evil deeds of pretending to be sick, Wang Yong hurriedly drove out a trace of sympathy and grief that had just emerged from the bottom of his heart, no way, he had evil deeds in front of him.

"Speaking of per capita income, it has exceeded 100,000 yuan!"

Liu Yaowu, who was next to him, reminded very embarrassedly that although this kind of thing is not once or twice, but for the old secretary from time to time pretending to be confused to show that he is not lightly ill, except for the old secretary himself, who in the whole village still doesn't know what's going on?

In order to be justifiably lazy and attract the sympathy of some people in the village, he didn't do this once or twice, and every time he had Liu Yaowu to wipe his ass.

"Hmm. Yes, yes. This per capita income is not counting Wang Hai's stall, counting that stall, it is estimated that it will break one million! Wha, I'm so pleased! ”

Wang Yong heard the last sentence of the old secretary, and his body staggered. It's so hanging down. It seems that Comrade Guo's mantra has been ten times that of the old secretary, and he has thoroughly learned it, and he can't even forget the last sentence of the meeting.

It seems that Lao Guo has arrived in the capital at this time, right? to ≌▽dǐng≌▽diǎn≌▽小≌▽ said, .2⊥3.≡os_(); Is it? Didn't you? Well, ask someone to look for it, if the cross talk conference has already been held, you can invite Wangjiazhuang to let him perform for a few days.

Faced with the old secretary playing tricks like a child on stage, not only did no one in the village make trouble, but they watched it with relish. Wang Yong has never had any malicious speculation, does the village regard the old secretary's speech on the stage as a monkey show? Well, this one is still quite possible.

Next sentence. Immediately let Wang Yong's name white, what is the reason for everyone's serious expressions.

"Next, please Yaowu announce the list of outstanding villagers and awards this year, everyone ......"

"Wow-"

Before the old secretary finished speaking, the crowd below couldn't wait to applaud. This applause is so warm! Everyone's expressions are called excitement!

It's just that Wang Yong thinks and feels that many of them are coaxing?

"What are you doing! What is this doing! The old secretary stood up angrily, and looked at the villagers who were applauding enthusiastically below with a dark face.

"What are you guys doing here? Is there any organizational discipline? ”

"Smack-"

The roar could no longer express the old secretary's anger at this time, and he slapped it on the table. It's a mountain shock! In particular, as soon as the microphone on the Tong Guò table expanded, everyone subconsciously covered their ears.

"Ah—are you expressing your displeasure? Is my old man so disgusted with you? The words are not finished yet. Just applauded, and now you still cover your ears? ”

Wang Yong covered his ears, opened his mouth wide in surprise and watched the old secretary standing on the rostrum alone, wanting to rub his eyes and look carefully, but thinking of the piercing loud noise, he still provoked.

"Secretary. Sit down, secretary, for a while. The big guy didn't mean that, didn't they want to know who won the title of outstanding villager this year? ”

Liu Yaowu, a professional buttocks wipeer, immediately pulled the old secretary's arm without sweating, and wanted him to sit down.

"Yes, old secretary. It's too late for the big guy to like you, who would deliberately get along with you? ”

"Yes, yes, you're thinking too much. Whoever dares to say that you don't say a word, you sue me, and I will immediately beat him for you! Is there any royal law? Is there any heavenly reason? Even a cadre as good as you has someone who dares to speak ill. ”

When the old secretary heard this, he turned his head to look at the person who spoke, Cao Jun, the secretary of the village. Just after glancing at the old secretary, Cao Jun wanted to cry. No matter how he looked at it, he didn't see that the old secretary had relief or appreciation on his face, but on the contrary, it seemed to be a joke, and the ridicule was more meaningful.

As soon as the old secretary spoke, Cao Jun knew that the old saying that good spirits are not good and bad spirits are really not wrong!

"Well, this kid just said bad things about me, you help me smoke him! Pumping hard, pumping the best of him. Hurry up, I'll invite you to my house for a drink after smoking! ”

The old secretary pointed at Wang Yong with a wicked smile, and Cao Jun was about to cry! Do I dare to pump him? Don't talk about doing it, if I say one more thing, I'm afraid I'll have to cause a riot!

"Yes, yes, Cao Jun, hurry up and whip him, turn the sky upside down, dare to say bad things about the old secretary!"

"Cao Jun is doing well!"

"Brother Cao, I admire you the most!"

"If it's a master, just whip him, I will never stop him!"

"Awesome!"

"Pump! Hurry up and smoke! ”

"Are you a gentleman?"

It's really a big thing to see the excitement, and a group of young people in the village began to coax, and you and I encouraged Cao Jun, whose face was getting whiter and paler. Cao Jun's next table once again verified the words of the old secretary, as a village cadre, it doesn't matter if you have a loud voice, the most important thing is to be thick-skinned or shameless.

"Ahh

With a scream, Cao Jun rolled his eyes, fell backwards, and lay on the ground with a flutter. What a good actor! It's just a neat fall, without a few years of practice, it's definitely not so neat!

"Hahaha......"

A group of villagers burst into laughter. If you hold a conference like this, I'm afraid you can see it all over China several times, and you can only see it here, right? Gags, scoundrels, shamelessness, do everything!

"It's quiet! Do you want to have a meeting? It's really a diǎn discipline at all! I'll see who dares to be again. I rewarded him with three months of closed training at the militia base! ”

Liu Yaowu was very helpless to watch a good conference being turned into a cross talk conference by these unscrupulous guys, and put down cruel words with a black face.

Going to the militia training base for three months of closed training, thinking about it makes the young people in the village shudder! Where to train in a closed environment for three months, it was a hard time for three months when the recruits entered the camp!

The effect is absolutely sloppy. Looking at the crowd below, shivering one by one, you know how cruel and inhumane this punishment is!

This is the rhythm that scares the baby to death!

Seeing this scene, the old secretary's eyes kept rolling, wondering in his heart that these calves were afraid of this? Well, good. Next time, whoever dares to mess around again, I'll let him practice for half a year, let him practice enough!

Just when the old secretary thought of this, several people in the villagers below couldn't help but shudder, and subconsciously shrank their necks, as if they had been stared at by a hungry wolf just now, and fear suddenly grew.

"Sit down, let's move on!"

"The list of outstanding villagers in Wangjiazhuang in the ninety-ninth year is-" Liu Yaowu took a piece of paper and muttered here. I looked up and looked down, and saw that everyone was serious and waiting for their next step. Satisfiedly diǎndiǎn head.

"Chen Guodong!"

"Huh?"

"Good!"

"Liu Renxin!"

"Good!"

"Agreed!"

"Wang Zhan!"

"As it should be!"

"Good!"

"What are you doing? Rebel again! ”

The old secretary shot the case and was angry! Wang Yong clearly saw that several dolls in the crowd below who were still nursing were so frightened that they drilled into the arms of their mother and grandmother, and they didn't even dare to lift their heads.

"Who is fucking blind, Lao Tzu will immediately send him to the militia base to practice for half a year!"

Forbidden like a cold sound, the crow is silent. It's so quiet that you can even hear a needle falling on the ground, which is definitely not an exaggeration. Just when the old secretary just wanted to diǎndiǎn head and pondered that this trick was so good, a childish cry broke the scene.

"Wow-"

"Good baby, don't cry, don't cry!"

"Oops. What's the matter, scared? ”

"Hurry up and take her back!"

"This kid is as bold as his father, and he's too young, right?"

"Well, looking at this kid's guts, I can be sure that this must be his own!"

"Chen Guolai! Do you want to say it again? ”

"I scratch your face full of peach blossoms, do you believe it or not?"

"Oh, scratch him!"

"Isn't it? You let him tickle you try? ”

It's messed up, it's completely messed up! This conference was opened, and Wang Yong was helpless! It's like this every time, and I don't know where I'm running when I'm driving it. There are so many adults one by one, and there is no organizational discipline, which is too embarrassing for Wangjiazhuang!

Not only Wang Yong was helpless, but Liu Yaowu also accepted his fate. Seeing that no one at the bottom cared about the rewards for this year's outstanding villagers that he was going to announce next, he went straight to the noise.

"This year—"

"Oh, Lao Chen, run, that mother-in-law is really here!"

"Hahahaha......"

"Outstanding Villager of the Year——"

"Lao Chen, take off your pants, take off your pants and see if she dares to chase you!"

"Who's that, stop him for the old lady! Look at the old lady who doesn't give him the roots of his descendants! ”

Liu Yaowu really couldn't read it anymore, and turned his head to look at the old secretary. The old man is smiling and looking at the lively crowd below, watching it with relish! Out of the corner of his eye, he found that Wang Yong was sneaking up, came to the broadcasting equipment, and reached out to twist a knob to adjust the volume of the sound at once.

Watching Wang Yong secretly finish this qiē with a smile like a little fox who stole a chicken, turned around and left the rostrum, covering his ears and blending into the crowd, Liu Yaowu let out a long sigh.

Turning his head and looking at the microphone in front of him with a smile, Liu Yaowu's eyes lit up, and he made up his mind.

"This year's three outstanding villagers will each be rewarded with a Santana car!"

Sound! It's so loud!

It's like a sudden thunderstorm in the summer, which directly calmed everyone on and off the stage. Temporary tinnitus buzzing in the ears is indispensable, in addition to Wang Yong and Liu Yaowu, who also covered his ears. (To be continued.) )

ps: Today I have to go to the county to apply for medical insurance, and I have been there more than three times, but I can't get the number, but I'm worried to death!