Chapter 30: A Thriller Movie
Ah Po recklessly got into the tank and crossed the body in front of us to block the terrorists rushing in front of us, and I jumped on the tank and beckoned everyone to get in.
The terrorists didn't know what was going on until a huge hot air balloon crashed from the sky, then a tank rampage, and when they came to their senses, we all got into the car.
This German tank has two cabins, driving and shells, and the standard configuration is 5 people, but at this time, there are not so many cares, everyone is crowded together, but it is very lively.
Seeing that Wushuang's eyes were moist, Ah Po couldn't help but wonder, "What have you been talking about during this time?" β
Wushuang shouted: "Nonsense, drive your car!" β
Xiaohui patted the back of my hand and said, "Ah Yi, you still have to drive the car, otherwise we won't be able to catch up." β
I spread my hands and said, "I won't." β
Ah Po said: "You just sit on me and drive, as long as you grasp the direction, I'll do the rest." β
"Sit ...... you" At this time, I suddenly found that Ah Po seemed to have lost a lot of weight, sticking to the seat like a piece of clothing, I hurriedly asked: "What are you ......?"
Ah Po squeezed his eyes at me and said, "I'll explain later." He sighed and said, "Hey, I'm really heartless now." β
I didn't bother to say more, I sat in the driver's seat, and Xiao Hui said: "Keep driving forward, the captain will pick us up from 20 miles away - I hope our car can hold on for another 20 miles as Fang Feifeng predicted." β
The tank's field of vision was all over one lookout, I poked my eyes over, and saw that there were more than a dozen terrorists in front of our car surrounding, and I asked Xiaohui, "Do you want to press over?" β
Xiaohui smiled: "That's no way, you can just drink and drive." β
To be honest, I really can't bear it, this is a tank, it must be as flat as the ground when it is crushed, and Xiaohui's words make me feel like I am careless about human life.
Ah Po glanced out a few times and said, "Anyway, our car is fascist." β
At this time, the accident happened, the golden bell on the clock tower passed by our hot air balloon and pulled and dragged for a long time has been loosened, this will be blown by the wind and fell from the tower, this bell is in a sense a symbol of the palace of the Fuga Kingdom, it is as big as a wall, it fell from a height of 100 meters, smashed on the ground and suddenly shattered into tens of millions of pieces, it can fall in front of our car, crashing in all directions, I only feel that the golden light in front of my eyes is dazzling, the terrorists scattered in an uproar, and many people covered their heads and bled out.
I turned back to Catherine and said, "I'm sorry to break your clock. β
Ye Ziyan smiled: "It's okay, we'll make new ones." β
Ghosh said, "It's made of pure gold!" β
I unleashed my demonic power, and our tanks were covered in gold dust and whizzed away at speeds that were not in keeping with the tanks.
The terrorists guarding the gate were trying to close the gate, and I rushed out before them, and was hit by the tank, and the two iron doors bounced open, slapping the terrorists on both sides into oil cakes......
Further on, there was an obstacle of a row of small trucks, but in front of a high-speed tank, they were like papier-mΓ’chΓ©, one of which was knocked off, the other was run over by the tracks, and the people hiding on either side fired at us wildly, but the tiny bullets were like peanuts to the thick-skinned guy.
But at this moment, I suddenly saw two shells with a line of fire on the buttocks flying towards us, obviously, it was an anti-tank missile launched by the militants, I saw that one of them was about to hit the body, and turned sharply, our tank dodged in a gorgeous drift, and the other one also arrived, I dodged again in the same way, and this old tank that participated in World War II dodged the two missiles in a strange way, and flew away in the stunned eyes of a group of terrorists......
After that, the crazy run was not as hard as imagined, the terrorists were stupid, hesitating like a 103-year-old lady, the only small obstacle was those cars piled up at the intersection, this kind of little trick I have seen in the movie "The Godfather", it can only prevent gang vendettas, and the enemies of the Corleone family do not have tanks......
I sat in this small moving steel pile, the more I drove, the more excited I became, the only fly in the ointment was that the cannon could not be used, and I could not experience the thrill of cheating in Grand Theft Auto back then.
I don't know how many small trucks flew off, our tank finally rattled at an intersection, and could no longer run, I let go of the time, and Ekaterina said in a daze: "Why don't you go?" Did we run out? "Because it seemed to her that we had only been in the tank for a few minutes.
I looked at Ah Po, who pretended to be experienced, opened the tank lid and looked around, and said, "The track is broken." β
Xiaohui said nervously: "Did we run out for 20 miles?" β
As he spoke, a large group of people with guns suddenly poured out from both sides of the intersection, and it was the captain who took the lead, and he looked at his watch and exclaimed: "It's amazing, 7:50!" Not a single point late. β
Ekaterina was surprised: "We have already rushed out? β
Ah Po returned to his seat and said, "Everyone get off the bus, we are safe." β
We looked at the leaves together and waited quietly, Ekaterina smiled slightly, and no longer humble, and took the lead out of the tank, and then listened to the thunderous laughter outside, and someone shouted excitedly: "The princess is back!" β
Catherine jumped out of the tank with agility and hugged the partisans nearby, and more people cheered, the scene was quite touching, but no matter how you look at it, it looks like the bandit leader who has been robbed from the court has returned to the forest......
In the tank, the usually taciturn Ghosh took my hand and said excitedly: "I really don't know what to say......"
I said, "Then think againβChinese is not easy to learn, right?" β
Ghosh: "......"
Sending Gosh out, Wushuang said to Xiao Lu, "Xiao Lu, you should also go out first." β
Little Green answered, gave me and Ah Po a strange look, and climbed out.
I jumped out of my seat when there were only four of us left in the car, and under my ass, Ah Po was already sitting out of the fold - and I finally realized that he was more of a dress than a dress: his body was empty! And his limbs were shriveled and unusually dry, and he was actually a piece of clothing in his seat, so I could sit on him and command the tank.
Ah Po only had one head left, and waved his shriveled hand at us, and said with a smile: "I'll just say that I don't have a heart or lungs now." β
I hurriedly turned around and asked Xiaohui, "What's going on?" β
Xiaohui handed the box that had never left her hand to Ah Po, and said, "Didn't I say it, Ah Po is the key to this action, if it weren't for him this time, we would be trapped in the palace." β
Ah Po walked to the side with his back to us, unzipped his clothes, and then grabbed a lot of things from the box and stuffed them into his stomach - I really don't want to say what was in the box, there was everything in the heart, liver, spleen, stomach and kidneys, although it was turned away from us, it was still like watching a thriller movie.
I wiped my sweat and said, "So you went out last night to help Ah Po disembowel, and then disguised him into a suit and hid in a tank to avoid the terrorists?" β
Xiaohui said: "Yes"
Wushuang said: "But I still don't understand, how did Ah Po appear outside the palace gate in time?" β
Xiaohui said: "The captain sent him in." β
We: "Huh? β
Xiaohui said: "Last night, I asked the captain to personally drive a trailer with a tank to the terrorists' sphere of influence, pretending to use the tank to storm the palace and then pretend to be exposed, but I left the tank. β
Wushuang said: "At that time, the tank should still be 20 miles away from the palace. β
Xiaohui said: "Yes, because our tanks can only run 20 miles, I decided to use these 20 miles on the road from the palace to the outside. I asked the captain to drop the tank and organize people to wait to meet us, and then let another group of people appear in time so that the tank could reach the gate of the palace without any problems. β
This time, even Ah Po turned around and asked, "Who is it?" β
Xiaohui smiled and said, "Reporter." β
We couldn't help but wonder: "Journalists? β
Xiaohui said: "Yes, I asked a group of reporters to appear there in time, and then on the grounds of helping the other party create public opinion, I proposed to take a few photos of the captured tank at the gate of the palace, and sure enough, the other party was immediately fooled, they thought it was a great thing, so naturally they didn't have the mouth to agree, but the routine inspection must not be less, and then Ah Po's immortal body came in handy." Xiaohui looked at Ye Zi outside the car and sighed, "You can't imagine how popular Ye Zi is in their country, as soon as they said that they were helping her, those militiamen didn't say a word." β
Wushuang said: "You let them pretend to be reporters? β
Xiaohui: "It's a real reporter, but another identity is a guerrilla." β
I sighed: "Sure enough, it's the old man who has done everything wrong." I then snapped up, "No wonder you didn't want your life for that box, it turns out that there is a Po there!" β
Ah Po was stunned and said, "Huh? β
Wushuang said: "For you, Xiaohui rescued your box in the rain of bullets." β
Ah Po looked at Xiaohui and said, "Hui'er ......"
Xiaohui's face turned red, and then he said: "It's heartless enough, if you lose it again, I'm afraid he won't even remember who he is." β
I said, "Actually, it doesn't matter if you lose it, can't Ah Po be recreated?" β
Xiaohui said: "Nonsense, we are not a cult organization, what are we talking about leaving a bunch of human organs anywhere?" Again...... Say ...... again," she said twice, but said nothing.
Wushuang said: "Speaking of your own man, your body is always not solid in other places." β
Ah Po asked Xiaohui with a smile: "Hui'er, is that so?" β
Xiao Hui snorted and said, "I have a heart of public morality, I just think it's so weird." β
Wushuang pointed to Ah Po, who was stuffing a lot of intestines into his cavity and said, "Do you think he doesn't have grits now?" β
Xiaohui snorted and jumped out of the car.
Ah Po packed all the sewers, flipped through the box and said, "You can also help me see if there are any falls?" β
Me and Wushuang: "......"
Ah Po checked it, straightened up, used his demonic power to close the opening on his stomach like a zipper, and clapped his hands and said, "It's done." β
I took out a cigarette and handed it to him, "This time you've worked hard, get one." β
Ah Po was just about to pick it up, but he withdrew his hand and jumped on the spot, saying, "Wait a while, I'll connect with the ground first, and now it's easy to draw out stomach ulcers......"
(To be continued)