Chapter Twenty-Three: Uncle
Chapter Twenty-Three: Uncle Salty and Wet
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"You, salty and wet ladyboy uncle......" Xiao Mei hurriedly pushed Liu Qing away, his face was anxious and angry: "You, what did you do to me?" "Startled, my brain came to my senses.
Uh, when I was in a daze just now. I still call myself dad. Liu Qing was a little depressed, got up quickly, and pulled the zipper of his pants. He turned around and shrugged his shoulders with a wry smile, expressing helplessness.
Liu Qing's actions just now, how could he hide Xiao Mei, who had sharp eyes. Immediately, her tender face was ashamed and shocked: "You, you actually took advantage of me to get drunk." You're too shameless....... Oh my God, what's on my hands, slimy. Immediately picked up a pillow and threw it at Liu Qing. His face was full of grief and indignation, and tears were falling down in a flutter.
Liu Qing just waved his hand and blocked the pillow back, with a cold expression: "Xiao Mei, you are a girl, you can have the courage to drink with a man." Of course, the consequences should be known. Today is fortunate to be me, if only I changed ......"
"You're justified, you scoundrel." Xiao Mei rushed over angrily, as if he had learned some miscellaneous taekwondo and the like. raised a foot and swept it towards Liu Qing's head. Xiao Mei is also angry, and when she used to drink, she had always controlled it. Definitely not drink more than 50% drunk. And this time, he was fooled by a salty and wet uncle in front of him pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger. thought that he couldn't drink enough, so he was relieved and boldly wanted to tease him. But where did I think that I was asking for my own hardship.
Liu Qing just grabbed her ankle with his hand. With a slight flick, Xiao Mei was thrown on the bed. After Xiaoxiao showed such a hand, Xiao Mei also sat on the bed in a daze, and she didn't know what she was thinking. I probably know that if I use force, I really won't be a human opponent.
Liu Qing saw that she didn't move for a long time. I stood up again and smoked a cigarette. The face also remained the same: "If you don't want to have an accident in the future, it's best not to drink with a man." Whether alone or with friends. Well, if you like, you can cool off here for a while. I've already paid for the house, just push it off when you leave. He picked up her Xiaokun bag on the table again and threw it to her: "See for yourself if you have lost anything." If I look for it when I'm gone, I won't admit it. ”
At this time, Liu Qing quickly wanted to draw a line with her. The drunk Xiao Mei is more cute than the awake Xiao Mei, and it is more moving. Girls of this age are the most troublesome and unreasonable. Once entangled, one's own reasonableness becomes unreasonable.
"If you dare to leave, I'll be done with you." Xiao Mei swooped up from the bed and spread his arms in front of Liu Qing.
"Oh?" Liu Qing looked at her with interest: "What do you want to do?" Perhaps, should I declare my acceptance of your declaration of war? ”
"You ......" Xiao Mei's tender face appeared angrily, but it quickly dissipated again. snorted, stomped his feet and said, "Liu Qing, you can't let me go." ”
"So you remember what happened when you got drunk." When Liu Qing saw her appearance, she immediately understood that Xiao Mei had already remembered the events of the day. Otherwise, it would never be possible to speak to yourself in this tone.
After hearing Liu Qing say this, Xiao Mei's momentum suddenly shrugged for another three points, lowered his head and said with his cheeks crimson: "One, at first, my mind was confused and blank. I remembered it after you fell. Although, although it is not very complete, it is generally known. ”
"It's good to remember, then you should also know that I didn't mean to take advantage of you." Liu Qing was also slightly relieved, afraid that once she got drunk, she wouldn't be able to remember anything the next day. Actually, as long as you don't really drink too much. Generally, there is no transient amnesia after drinking. Most can recall their words and actions when they were drunk. Liu Qing has been drinking wine for so many years, and he has had so many experiences, including last night.
"A little cheap?" Xiao Mei, who had softened a little, heard this sentence. Suddenly jumped up again, and his face turned red with anger and said: "I slept together for a long time, you still ......, you still " said, and immediately remembered that he still had dirty things on his hands. Immediately, his face changed drastically and he rushed into the bathroom, desperately washing his little hands.
After a long time, he walked out with an angry expression: "Then you say, what is a big bargain?" ”
"I'm going to take advantage of you, and you're still here to quarrel with me?" Liu Qing smoked a cigarette and looked at her casually. I also think that it is reasonable. It's rare to have a kind heart, and she was even treated as a donkey's liver and lungs, how could she have a good face for her.
As soon as Xiao Mei heard it, he knew what kind of big bargain Liu Qing was referring to. His face was full of shame and anger, but he opened his mouth a few times, but he didn't speak. After hesitating for a long time, he looked depressed and sat on the bed weakly. In fact, she also knew that Liu Qing was right, if it was another man, today's situation might be even worse. Besides, Xiao Mei also vaguely remembered that it was he who shamelessly pulled people away and didn't let them go. In this case, even if you really eat yourself, you deserve it.
"Can you give me a cigarette?" Xiao Mei's voice trembled a little, or he was undecided, or he was afraid.
Liu Qing hesitated slightly, then handed her a cigarette from his Changbai Mountain and a lighter, and instructed: "This smoke is very strong, you better not inhale it." In a short period of time, you can't smoke a second one, or you won't get addicted. ”
Xiao Mei's little hand trembled a little and lit a cigarette, and when he took a puff, he choked and coughed again and again, and his tender face turned red. Tears also flowed. Liu Qing frowned slightly, and gently patted her on the back twice. This made her feel more comfortable and feel a lot better.
took the cigarette in her hand and pinched it in the ashtray: "Forget it, don't smoke if you can't smoke." It's best not to smoke in the future, it's not good for yourself. ”
Xiao Mei looked at the cigarette butt that had just taken a puff and was still smoking. After a long moment, he exhaled and raised his head. looked at Liu Qing with a somewhat strange expression: "You are a good person......
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