Chapter 205: Cataclysm......
Li Guo, the head of the family, actually doesn't have the slightest taste at all, except for a few uncles and aunts or people from the ancestors' ancestors, there is only amber and the bird essence that has just been included in the family tree.
And more importantly, Li Guo found that these people were simply not able to be called by himself. In addition to giving orders as the head of the family, otherwise they are all masters, and if they don't call Li Guo, they will already be considered benevolent and righteous. But Li Guo also felt that if everything had to be implemented by the rules of hard surnames, it would be too inhumane and too inconsistent with the scientific concept of development.
Therefore, Li Guo once thought that the family owner's wrench was used for funny, and in fact, it could be used as the last line of defense when Father Bird bullied Li Guo, or when Aunt Doudou bullied Li Guo...... After all, Li Guo knows deeply that if conditions permit, Father Bird is definitely the first person to come out and turn himself into muck, after all, he is a sick bird, a father with the sick psychology of "his daughter-in-law was by other men...... Of course, Aunt Doudou is similar, since she knew about Amber and Li Guo's, Aunt Doudou has been unpredictable every time she looks at Li Guo, and sometimes it even makes Li Guo feel creepy, that kind of cat-like eyes will really make people chrysanthemum tight.
But then again, why did this sugar gourd uncle have such an expression when he heard the Li family, what does it mean to have such an indescribable spirit that suddenly comes from the unknown?
"Do you know the Li family?" Li Guo took out his family master finger from his chest and shook it in front of Tong Ling's eyes: "You must know, right?" ”
In fact, Li Guo knows that his wrench is not imitated on the market at all, and it looks gray, but if he takes this wrench to the sun or light, a series of complex and changing strange patterns will appear on it. This kind of technical difficulty is not comparable to Xbox or iPhone4, not to mention that Chinese copycat technology is powerful, even if it is put in the United States of America, it can only be studied and cannot be surpassed.
So this thing has probably become an anti-counterfeiting label, people who know the Li family in the Central Plains can probably see it, and those who don't know it don't matter if they can't see it.
"Sure enough." After Tong Ling finished speaking, he silently lowered his head: "The nine sects and six factions all owe the Li family." ”
When Li Guo heard this topic, he was immediately full of interest. You know, usually in novels or TV, as long as the other party says this kind of thing, there will probably be some benefits later. Some are rare treasures, some are daughters and granddaughters, and everything will be given away anyway. Then the person who sent it had to wave his hand generously even if it hurt no matter how painful it was, "These things are not worth one-ten-thousandth of those kindnesses." ”
Looking forward to it, of course Li Guo is looking forward to it. You must know that so many people do good deeds, in fact, there are three situations, the first is that I received the kindness of strangers when I was a child, and now I can't spend enough money, and I repay the kindness. The second is for fame, this kind of general star does a lot. The third is nothing more than to enjoy that incomparable sense of pride and superiority.
Now Li Guo belongs to the third type, although he is not a bad person, he is definitely not a saint, he will scream when he hurts, take medicine when he is uncomfortable, and grab the sheets when he is happy. Now that he has a sense of superiority, he always looks forward to it.
"The Li family in the Central Plains has ruined their thousand-year-old foundation for the sake of the world." Tong Ling lowered his head, as if he had done something very ashamed: "On the contrary, I hurt my brothers for my own selfish desires......"
ruined their own foundation...... Li Guo was stunned after hearing this, he knew that the reason why the Li family suddenly disappeared in the long river of history was probably because the main battle team members were lost, but it seemed to come out of his father's mouth, it was not the so-called world unification, but Grandpa Guo felt that it was right to do this, so he crossed his hands on his hips, threw off his arms and charged.
Now the remaining three are said to be the most powerful and powerful. The others seem to be dead, but Huahua also seems to have been scrapped, and there are all kinds of wastes waiting to be revived on both sides, so now Li Guo's life is still smooth and stable.
"At that time, the Li family, Shushan and Penglai suddenly joined forces and fought a shocking battle with those monsters." Tong Ling was obviously influenced by Teacher Shan Tianfang, and both the rhythm of his speech and the modifiers were like a commentary: "After the war, the Li family, which has always been mysterious...... It's even more mysterious. The head of Shushan was also killed on the spot, and the Penglai Sword Sect folded 10,000 swords, and almost disappeared. At that time, the whole Shenzhou was in chaos. Some sects that are negligible take advantage of the opportunity to ascend to the top, resulting in the current mixed situation. ”
What's more mysterious...... Uncle, you're naughty. Isn't this the end, it's even more mysterious, being a self-employed person is really very exercised, a rebellious genius back then, and now he can actually say beautiful things. The society of ordinary people is indeed more powerful than the beast of the flood.
"What about you?" Li Guo sat beside Tong Ling, handed him a cigarette, and then said to Mo Chou and Bird Zijing, who were sitting on the side listening to the story, "Do you have anything to ask?" ”
"Don't worry about it! Don't worry about it! Mo Chou jumped up and down to Li Guo's side, pointed at Tong Ling and asked, "Why is his kung fu just now useless to Mo Chou?" ”
Tong Ling smiled sadly: "Because you have no fear and no doubts, the Heart Demon Skill is a very strange exercise." It ignores all the true qi of the body and only works in the heart of the recipient. Neither the Young Hero nor the Returning Elder was immune. But there is no way to work for three kinds of people, those who are empty, those who move forward courageously, and those who are full of sunshine in their hearts. This kind of person is very rare, even the four elders of Shushan can't do it, this world is always like this, the longer you live, the more confused you become, and when you are young, you are not firm enough, and your middle age is full of fear. The reason why the Glazed Pure Land Sect can become one of the nine sects is because of this. ”
Li Guo was silent, really silent. Let's not talk about the philosophical style of this uncle, just his kung fu, even the invulnerable disabled Zhijian and Sister Longshen are not spared, doesn't this just show that everyone, including himself, is not firm enough to be brave enough and not clear enough about their own path.
Frustrate...... Frustration. It's really a bad feeling to be knocked down by someone in one move...... No, it's not exact, it should have been stabbed by himself, just now when Li Guo was deep in the environment, he suddenly had a suicidal impulse because of fear, if he really did it...... Then according to the theory of Uncle Shusoul, that is, the master of the book, then Li Guo is really good at.
Legend has it that the brain gives a command to stop working to the various organs of the body, and then ...... Kidney failure, heart and lung failure, etc., etc., all of them will be in a vegetative state when they are rescued.
"But...... Don't worry. Li Guo wiped a cold sweat: "What are you most afraid of?" ”
Mo Chou let out a long hum, and then patted his stomach: "I'm afraid of being hungry......"
"Until now, I've only seen three people who aren't affected by the Demon Skill." Uncle Severed Palm glanced up at Mo Chou: "She, the nightmare man in twenty years, and ......"
"Me." A female voice suddenly came out of the shadow behind Li Guo's buttocks.
As soon as Li Guo heard this voice, he was paralyzed at that time...... Then immediately after, Lily slowly came out of Li Guo's shadow, carrying a pair of leather shoes that were obviously men's in his hand, and threw them straight in front of Li Guo: "Return your shoes." ”
"Now it's a doppelganger." Lily looked around at the people who were eyeing her, focused on Mo Chou's body, and then leaned straight on Li Guo's back: "Next time you go to my place, remember to be gentle." I'm hurt by you. ”
Li Guo wanted to cry without tears, he wanted to throw Lily off himself, but Lily was like a double-sided tape, no matter how Li Guo threw it, she stuck to it.
"You show me a little respect!" Li Guo was a little annoyed, turned his head and said viciously to Lily: "Come down!" ”
"No, it won't." Not only did Lily not come down, but put her arms around Li Guo's neck: "When you licked me yesterday, you kept saying that you loved me." ”
"Let your sister's Luo Quanft ......" Li Guo knew that the current lily did not have any attack power, just an ordinary doppelganger, but in front of Mo Chou, being teased by such a perverted old lady, Li Guo really couldn't pull his face, and Li Guo seemed to have licked this woman yesterday...... The licking position is still amazing...... "Okay, I'm just coming over to return the shoes." By the way......" Lily paused, stood up from Li Guo, and pointed at Tong Ling: "You be careful." ”
As he spoke, Lily walked directly across from Mo Chou with a fierce look in her eyes: "You, what I hate the most is you." As I said, I'm going to make you lose everything. ”
Mo Chou stared at a confused and ignorant eye: "? ”
After saying that, as if she were walking through the door of a vegetable garden, she turned over and burrowed into a shadow.
She ...... Who is it? Tong Ling's face was not very good: "It feels so familiar." ”
As soon as he finished speaking, Lily turned around again and came out of Li Guo's shadow, and handed a small note to Li Guo in his hand: "My phone, call me if you want to." ”
After finishing speaking, he kissed Li Guo's ear while he was stunned: "See you later." ”
"You took her in too? ! Bird Zijing pointed at Li Guo and scolded: "Do you dare to be a little frugal?" ”
Li Guo watched the lily dissipate from his side, and looked at the bird spirit helplessly: "She is not an entity, otherwise I would have stabbed her to death...... Don't make me look like a pervert, can you? ”
"Who is she......" Tong Ling asked again.
"Lily." Li Guo looked at the note in his hand with the phone number written on it, and the signature was "Your Sister Ran Ran", and replied weakly: "Lily, one of the Big Three." ”
When Tong Ling heard this, he sat down on the ground with a snap...... And Li Guo didn't pay attention to him, just grabbed one of the fingers of the bird spirit and dragged her to his side: "You have a cousin?" ”
Toriko thought for a moment, "It seems that there is one." ”
"Peacock, huh?"
Torikoshi was shocked: "How do you know?" Don't think about it, it's a distant relative, and I haven't been in touch for many years. ”
Li Guo smiled: "She saved you today." ”
And Tong Ling suddenly looked at Li Guo with trembling lips: "Why didn't you kill her just now!" ”
Li Guo shrugged: "If you can kill early, I can't kill her, and she can't kill me." ”
Zhijian, a disabled person who hadn't spoken much next to him, suddenly stepped forward, looked at Tong Ling, and then lowered his body: "She can't kill Li Guo, but she can kill you." You are blessed. Today you attacked Li Guo, according to reason, I should have killed you, you give me the fuck now. ”
Tong Ling nodded, exchanged phone numbers with Li Guo, and then limped away from the roof obediently, and the disabled Zhijian shouted before he left: "I advise you to abolish your martial arts, you still want to do martial arts, you can do it yourself." ”
Tong Ling suddenly shuddered, and his back became more and more depressed.
And Mo Chou suddenly stepped forward at this time, stood in front of Li Guo, and bit a finger: "Xianggong, what did the woman mean by what she said to Mo Chou just now?" ”
When Li Guo heard this, he knew that Mo Chou was very angry now, and her speech was now close to modern Chinese, but when she was angry, that kind of unwritten way of speaking would jump outward, so Li Guo listened to her and knew how she was in mood now.
"It's fine." Li Guo gently took Mo Chou into his arms: "That woman is neurotic, don't worry about her." ”
"She can do whatever she wants, but if she dares to move Mo Chou's husband and unsheath." While Mo Chou was speaking, the sword on his body swirled, full of colors, and stabbed Li Guo's chest painfully: "Mo Chou cut her Chengren stick, put it in the jar, and sprinkled chili powder on her every day." ”
"Good ......" Li Guo felt that Mo Chou was really cute, and couldn't help hugging her waist tightly: "I also want the chili powder of Chaotian pepper......"
"Good!" Mo Chou said: "There are also peppercorns!" ”
"Star anise, small grinding sesame oil are counted." Li Guo also added oil and vinegar on the side: "Enough." ”
"Hmm...... It's so good to be fair......"
"Good...... What a fart. Zhijian, who was physically disabled, heard paralyzed limbs next to him: "You guys are finished, and if you get it again, the hot pot base will come out." ”
At this time, Bird Zijing stepped forward and patted the disabled Zhijian's shoulder: "Little comrade, you have to learn to get used to it." The two of them were sticky for half an hour. Why don't we go play game consoles, I just bought a few new battle discs. ”
When the disabled Zhijian heard this, he clapped his hand: "Go, see Uncle Ben abuse you to the fullest." ”
"Bragging." Bird Zijing glanced at Li Guo: "The old lady went down to play the game console, don't forget to help the old lady at night." ”
"You're jealous." The voice of the disabled Zhijian faded away.
And the voice of the bird spirit was full of rage: "Eat your grandmother's legs......"
On the roof, only the crooked Li Guo's Mo Chou was left, talking about some unspeakable tattered topics. But unexpectedly...... Both of them found it interesting......
(To be continued)