Chapter 10: Stealing Beams and Changing Pillars
I already dropped one when I didn't go out, and now I dropped a second one. The key is when this thing doesn't drop, but when there are key people.
Looking at the smiling eyes that the principal and the head teacher threw at him, Su Hai couldn't wait to find a hole to get into.
"It's okay, it's normal, it's normal......" Seeing that thing actually popping out of Su Hai's trouser leg, the head teacher, Teacher Wu, blushed, and Principal Mo could only say this.
Since Su Hai has an extraordinary relationship with the An family, he still has to sell this face.
"Teacher." Su Hai finally made a bold decision, "I want to go to the toilet." ”
He's decided that even if Ankeke wants to fire himself, he must get rid of those nasty things in his crotch. Otherwise, he can't guarantee what will happen next.
"Oh, go ahead, pay attention to your body, not too often." Principal Mo grinned. Su Hai had those things for women in his crotch, and now he was hunched over to go to the toilet. With his cunning nature, he naturally had a misunderstanding of what Su Hai was going to do next.
Su Hai was stunned: What does going to the toilet have to do with paying attention to the body? Does frequent toilet use hurt the body?
"No, I'm only five or six times a day." Su Hai grinned. Teacher Wu's face on the side flew even redder, and although Principal Mo was still smiling, he thought in his heart: Five or six times a day, I have to persuade him if I have an opportunity.
Su Hai was talking about urinating five or six times a day, but the principal mistakenly thought that he was doing that kind of dirty thing five or six times a day. Of course, Su Hai didn't know what the principal was thinking. In order to solve the things in his crotch as soon as possible, he hurried to go to the toilet.
"There's a roll of paper here." Seeing that Su Hai was in a hurry to leave, the principal hurriedly stuffed the roll paper on the desk into Su Hai's hand.
Inexplicably took the roll of paper, and Su Hai hurriedly rushed out. When there was no one around, he remembered: What am I going to roll paper for? Alas, no matter what it is, hurry to the toilet and get the mess down.
Because it was already class time, there weren't many people in the toilet. Su Hai took out all the sanitary napkins stuffed in the crotch of his pants and threw them into the urinal one by one.
When he held the last sanitary napkin in his hand, he suddenly felt empty: if today's incident was known to An Keke, he would definitely have no good fruit to eat in the future.
Thinking that if he lost 30,000 yuan because he offended An Keke, Su Hai felt that this transaction was really not worth it. But if he was asked to put the sanitary napkin back into the crotch of his pants, he would never be happy, not to mention that the sanitary napkins that were thrown into the urinal were too unusable.
"Forget it, I'm a big man, and I'm good at my hands and feet, why do I want to climb this crazy woman!" Thinking of this crazy woman, Su Hai couldn't help but feel angry. This anger suddenly made him breathe, and he immediately coughed up a large mouthful of phlegm.
I don't know what kind of thought it is, Su Hai immediately spit on the sanitary napkin in his hand, and then threw the sanitary napkin with phlegm into the urinal.
When he was about to go out, Su Hai felt that something was wrong: his crotch didn't feel like it was bulging at first glance, if it was discovered by An Keke, what should he do? In fact, in his heart, he was still afraid of Enkeke.
Su Hai clenched his fists and waved. And just as he was clenching his fist, the roll of paper in his hand was also dangling in front of his eyes.
"yes, you can use a roll of paper instead." Thinking of this, Su Hai suddenly became happy.
As soon as he said it, he immediately pulled out a large strip and carefully tucked it into the crotch of his pants. Feeling the softness of the toilet paper without any obstruction, Su Hai is really cool from the bottom to the top.
Toilet paper, on the one hand, can block the intimate contact between his old son and the pants given by An Keke, and on the other hand, it can give his second child a loose and comfortable space. Su Hai thought to himself: What kind of tricks did this crazy woman think, what was not easy to use, why didn't she think of toilet paper?
Smelling the fragrance emanating from the paper, Su Hai scolded An Keke's stupidity in his heart on the one hand, and gently hummed a mountain song and pulled the toilet paper on the other side.
"Dude, what are you doing?" Just as Su Hai was pulling the toilet paper, a tall and thin man suddenly appeared beside him, startling him.
The thin and tall man was a student who was taking an exam in another class, and he originally took the opportunity to go to the toilet to plagiarize, but suddenly saw Su Hai pulling so much toilet paper and stuffing it into the crotch, so he came over curiously to take a look. When he saw so many sanitary napkins in the urinal, and the sanitary napkin that had not yet melted through and had yellow slime, he immediately understood everything.
Su Hai turned his head and was thinking about how to answer the other party's question, when the other party's thief waved at him: "Go on, go on." With that, he immediately walked out of the bathroom, completely forgetting that the purpose of his trip was to plagiarize the exam questions.
"The teachers and students who come out of this school are all neurotic." Su Hai shook his head gently.
Encore was so insanely virtuous, and her two companions were the same nerves, and all the headmaster students I saw today were so nervous.
Whatever, Su Hai shook his head gently, and then filled his crotch with a large amount of soft toilet paper. When he was done, in the softness under his crotch, he walked easily in the direction of the principal's office.
"Let's go to class." Seeing Su Hai coming over, the principal smiled, and the head teacher on the side, Mr. Wu, also blushed and didn't look at him.
Su Hai: When they went to the classroom, it was already the end of the first class in the afternoon. And in this short ten minutes, the roadside club broke the news that made the entire third floor excited.
"Hey, I don't know if you know, when I went to the toilet just now, I saw a boy in the toilet who didn't know which class was jerking off to a sanitary napkin in the toilet." "Really?" "Why not, this guy actually stuffed a lot of toilet paper into his pants when it was over."
Just as the guy was spreading the news, a small-faced girl with a slightly dark face on the side listened with her mouth wide open. Just as she was about to leave, she heard a few boys agree: "No wonder, when I first went to the toilet, I saw so many sanitary napkins in the urinal." ”
"Wow, that guy is too passionate." Several of the boys burst into obscene laughter. The girl on the side hurriedly pulled her pants back to class, she wanted to bring this latest news back.
In the classroom of the third and second classes, An Keke was looking away and ignoring a few boys, and Liu Yunyun on the side grabbed her arm tightly and looked at these boys in horror.
"Li Xiaobing, how many times have I said it, don't bother me again, okay?" Finally, Ankeke couldn't help but look back and say. But with just one sentence, she immediately turned her head again.