Chapter 19: The Elementary School Student and the Strange Shuli
"It's so full!" Sapphire patted her little belly and took a moment to burp her heartily.
Su Gaofei was dumbfounded.
She stretched her waist with great satisfaction, and stood up on her knees when her legs were a little numb, and then she had the strength to notice Su Gaofei at her feet.
"Hey, why are you still lying here?" Sapphire tilted her head and looked at him strangely.
"Oh, you must be a performance artist." Without waiting for Su Gaofei to answer, Bao Lan guessed with great certainty, nodded with a clear expression.
I've heard it said before that there are a large number of like-minded people who interpret art with their bodies on this street, and they are all grumpy people. In connection with this connection, the guy lying at her feet and what she defines as a strange breed has a complete and plump image.
These weird people are a hassle to come into contact with! Thinking of this, he hurriedly waved his hand to say goodbye.
As soon as he turned around, his bare feet were covered by a burning palm.
"Yikes! - 7 metamorphoses! Bao Lan felt a chill in her heart, and hurriedly raised her other foot and stepped on the salty pig paw.
"Hiss-" Su Gaofei gasped in pain, but refused to let go, desperately trying to hold her calves. Noticing the strange gaze of the people around him, Su Gaofei was angry: "Chu Ding! Be quiet for Lao Tzu! ”
This roar really shocked the elementary school student, and seeing her turn her head and staring at herself with wide eyes, Su Gaofei couldn't help but feel a little proud. Hmph, little ghost, you know that the anger of adults is scared, right? The little ghost head is the little ghost head, is it not much higher to squat down and stand up, Su Gaofei pouted and complained again.
"You...... What else is going on with you? I warn you not to mess around, I'm ...... I'm married! "Thinking that even a hooligan should have some scruples about a married woman, and it doesn't matter if he is unreliable or unreliable when he talks nonsense with his eyes open.
So these words were too funny when they fell into Su Gaofei's ears, he didn't know Baolan's real age, looking at this elementary school student, he dared to say that he was married, if he didn't have a terrible fever, the corners of his mouth couldn't be pulled, and he would probably be able to laugh.
"Don't worry, I'm not interested in elementary school students, do me a favor...... Help me up, the ground is frozen. "Lying on the ground in a thin thread shirt and being exposed to the cold and wind for so long, I finally felt that my head was as heavy as lead, and it took a lot of effort to open my eyelids.
"Huh?" Baolan listened to the weak words of the guy on the ground, and finally realized that something was wrong after a closer look, his forehead was full of sweat, and his face was extremely different.
At this moment, he panicked, and looked around helplessly, trying to pull an experienced help.
"Please—trouble, trouble help me up first." Su Gaofei really thinks that this little guy is annoying, "help up and help up" has been said for so long, why can't he listen to it!
"Oh, oh!" Baolan resignedly, reached out and grabbed Su Gaofei's arm, and lifted it up hard. Gritting his teeth, he said, "You-you're so heavy!" ”
"You, can you use some strength too!" Baolan's body was born delicate and petite, and naturally it was impossible to expect her to have much strength. After all the effort, he could only lift Su Gaofei's upper body to a height of less than 20 centimeters, so he simply let go of his hand in frustration, pointing at Su Gaofei and complaining loudly. The scolding just now was still aggressive, I don't believe you have no strength at all now!
"Smack!" Su Gao was caught off guard and fell back to the ground, dizzy, and felt even more hungry.
I have a grudge in my heart, but I don't even have the strength to speak, and I don't have any expectations for the guy in front of me, but I hope that well-meaning passers-by can come to help. His eyelids became heavier and heavier, and he finally decided not to struggle in vain anymore, and as soon as he closed his eyes, his consciousness became farther and farther away.
Baolan saw that the person in front of him was lying on the ground motionless, and his heart was worried, as if he was really seriously ill, he hesitated, and had to grit his teeth and step forward. Squatting beside him, he lifted one of his arms with great effort, carried it on his small shoulder, grabbed it with his right hand, and wrapped his left hand around Su Gaofei's waist.
“1、2、3!” When he counted to three, Baolan's legs strained violently, and his little face was tightly wrinkled together, and this time all his strength was used without a little water.
This damn gravity! If you don't let me grow taller, even if you don't let me grow taller, will you even stand up to me now? Trembling, trembling, trembling and elevating every ......
Su Gaofei's whole body has always been soft, and at a certain moment he finally felt as if he was out of the cold and hard, leaning on a warm and soft object on his side, so he was about to lean towards it greedily without thinking. Great aroma and inexhaustible warmth......
"Uncle!" Bao Lan pouted, her face crimson, "Can you settle down!" "I really got goosebumps all over my body because of him.
"Uncle?" I was awakened in a daze in a sweet dream, and the tearing sensation in my head returned, and a long breath of cold air dragged on.
"You call me uncle?" After regaining consciousness, I first struggled with this title.
"Okay uncle, don't take down my chin and grind my hair!" You call me Chuding, I can't call you uncle? Baolan stretched out her little tongue and shook it around making a strange sound like "purr", making a grimace, of course, not for Su Gaofei to see.
Grinding hair? Su Gaofei suddenly realized that he seemed to be doing something very weird, and his whole body shuddered, didn't he look like a strange Shu Li? Hurriedly wanted to move his head away, and it took a lot of effort to lift it, when did his head sink so much......
"Uncle, are your legs and feet flexible? Let's go, it's strange for us to stand like this! ”
It is indeed very strange that Su Gao Fei is holding the "trumpet crutch" of Baolan, and his entire upper body is almost ninety degrees. Just now, Su Gaofei was half-asleep and half-awake, Baolan couldn't drag him alone, and the two guys stood on the crowded street in such a strange posture for several minutes, this time they really looked like performance artists.
Passers-by turn their heads almost 100 percent when they pass by.
"Did anyone say your voice resembles a grandmother?" Su Gaofei moved forward in small steps while holding a "cane", and shot back unceremoniously. Although it is not as exaggerated as Su Gaofei's "grandmother", it is true that the voice is indeed "coarse" or much more mature than the child's face.
"Then I'll recognize you as a good grandson." Bao Lan didn't get angry when she heard this, but squinted her eyes and said with a smile.
Today's primary school students are really amazing, are they all so old? Su Gaofei admitted that he was choked.
"Hey, where are you going?" Sapphire felt like her shoulders were about to be crushed.
"Hospital." Su Gaofei replied angrily.
"Are you kidding? Recently, we have to walk for more than ten minutes, and we have to do it for at least half an hour! ”
Su Gaofei frowned, thinking that this was indeed the case, so he used his "crutch" to change the direction of progress, walked to the side of the road, and stretched out his hand to stop a taxi.
"Let's go, let's go!" Finally threw Su Gaofei into the back seat of the taxi, Bao Lan breathed a sigh of relief and wiped his sweat, and said in a plague-giving tone.
Without waiting for Su Gao to respond, he couldn't wait to turn around and leave, and the big 7 troubles were thrown off as soon as possible.
As soon as he turned around, a sudden pull came from his little hand, and the strength was not great, but Baolan was supporting one foot on the ground at this time, so he immediately lost his balance and fell into the car.
Su Gaofei dragged the little brain of Baolan and smashed it into the seat with one hand, and reached over with one hand to bring the car door.
"Driver, the nearest hospital."
Baolan came back to her senses at this time, looked at Su Gaofei and shouted angrily, "What are you doing!" ”
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