"What did you say?"

When Mo Yonggang heard the words coquettishness, he immediately became angry and looked at Zuo Jian viciously. If you don't agree with each other, you have to fight.

"Teacher Mo, don't be angry." Su Shishi started a round, "Zuo Jian is just joking with you." Are you right, Zuo Jian? As she spoke, she glanced at Zuo Jian. Mo Yonggang is a physical education teacher, how could Zuo Jian be his opponent?

"Haha, that's right, just kidding." Zuo Jian hit haha. A look of underwhelming.

Endure! I must hold back! Mo Yonggang took a deep breath, his hot mind gradually calmed down, and he thought to himself: "For Su Shishi...... Then I'll be patient for a while! He knew that what Su Shishi hated the most was such things as fights and brawls, which seemed to be a common problem for everyone who was a teacher.

"Hmph." Mo Yonggang turned his head and didn't look at Zuo Jian, thinking in his heart, this guy deliberately ridiculed me in front of so many people and made me lose face. Let's ride a donkey and read the record book, and we'll see! I'm going to make you a big ugly guy in a minute.

"Alright, now that we've got all the ingredients ready, let's start the picnic."

The atmosphere at the scene became a little tense and full of gunpowder, Su Shishi quickly changed the topic in order not to make the atmosphere embarrassing, and said loudly: "Students, come, let's do it together." ”

A group of students began to do it with all hands and feet.

"Wash the mushrooms in the lake, throw them in the bile of the rice cooker, and soak them in water for a while." Zuo Jian specially reminded again, "But all the mushrooms that have a slightly black color are all picked out." ”

"Got it." Su Shishi responded with a smile.

"Teacher Su, I'll help you." Mo Yonggang walked over and helped Su Shishi wash the mushrooms together.

Zuo Jian also began to get busy. On the surface, he didn't bring anything with him on today's spring outing, but in fact, he still prepared one thing, the Type 99 paratrooper knife.

The Type 99 paratrooper knife, in addition to being able to be used as a weapon, is also an indispensable tool in the wilderness.

For Zuo Jian, as long as he is given a Type 99 paratrooper knife, he can guarantee that he can survive in the deserted forest for a month.

Skillfully and skillfully turned the paratrooper knife in his hand, Zuo Jian's eyes narrowed slightly, holding the paratrooper knife and slashing lightly, the sharp blade cut the snake skin of the cauliflower snake that almost scared Mo Yonggang to pee his pants, and bit the paratrooper knife on his mouth, Zuo Jian was like a clever magician, and with a drag of his two hands, the snake skin of the cauliflower snake was removed, revealing the white snake meat.

Su Shishi, who was washing mushrooms next to her, saw the white and tender snake meat, and suddenly felt nauseous, "Zuo Jian, you don't really want to eat it, do you?" She originally thought that Zuo Jian was just talking casually, but she didn't expect him to come back to the real thing.

"Why don't you eat it?" Zuo Jian took off the paratrooper knife in his mouth, picked the tip of the knife, picked out the snake gall from the position of the snake's belly, and said with a smile: "This snake gall is a good thing, it is clear to the eyes and dispels the poison, do you want to eat it?" ”

Su Shishi's stomach churned, and she quickly turned her head and waved her hand again and again, "I don't eat, if you want to eat, you can eat." ”

"Hmph." Mo Yonggang glanced at it and said contemptuously: "Ru Mao drinks blood, do you think everyone is like you, still living in a primitive society?" "If he can seize the slightest opportunity now, he will try his best to attack Zuo Jian.

"Huh!" Zuo Jian smiled slightly, and said casually: "Teacher Mo, in fact, I think you should eat this snake gall." ”

"Hah, I don't know how to eat this kind of thing." Mo Yonggang pursed his lips, "I'm a Sven. ”

Zuo Jian smiled and said slowly: "Teacher Mo, haven't you heard a word?" What to eat and what to supplement. You eat some snake gall bladder, you can replenish your guts, save the next time you encounter a cauliflower snake, and be scared by it. ”

With a snort, Meng Xiangang was the first to laugh.

Immediately, the other students who were present at the time and saw Mo Yonggang's embarrassment also laughed one after another.

Although Su Shishi was not like them, it could be seen from the slightly upturned corners of her mouth and the smile in her beautiful eyes that she was trying her best to endure it. Forced not to let yourself laugh.

Mo Yonggang blushed, and said calmly: "I was careless just now, and I didn't recognize this as a cauliflower snake...... " He said halfway, and he didn't know how to explain it. After all, everyone present at that time saw their own embarrassment, and if they continued to explain, they could only lose face.

"Huh. I see. Zuo Jian laughed, and no longer chased and beat him, grabbing him and not letting go. If you continue to talk, you will seem to be a little too childish.

Bringing the snake gall to the mouth and swallowing it, the cool and slightly fishy snake gall fell into the stomach, Zuo Jian was shocked, walked quickly to the stove, held the paratrooper knife in one hand, and waved it lightly a few times, and the snake body became several pieces of snake meat of uniform size, which fell into the bile of the rice cooker.

"Hey." Mo Yonggang paused for a moment, and his face became extremely ugly, "Zuo Jian, why did you put the snake meat in the pot like this?" Why not ask for our opinion? If you do this, how will we eat it later? He asked, in a snap.

"Oh?" Zuo Jian raised his eyebrows and asked rhetorically, "Teacher Mo, do you want to eat boiled mushrooms?" I can warn you, it doesn't taste very good, it's almost like plain water. ”

"Isn't that another pheasant?" Mo Yonggang pointed to the pheasant thrown on the ground, and said eloquently: "Pheasant stewed mushrooms, this is an authentic game dish." ”

"I see." Zuo Jian laughed, "Teacher Mo, I didn't see it, you are quite good at arranging plans." ”

"That's nature." Mo Yonggang inadvertently showed off a hint of grandeur in his words, "When it comes to eating, I have eaten all the signature dishes of all restaurants in Zhongzhou City." The implication of his words is naturally to show off his family wealth.

The little fat man on the side looked at Mo Yonggang with envy in his eyes. It seems that all fat people are particularly fond of "eating".

"What's the big deal about that." Meng Xiangang's eyes were full of disdain, and he couldn't get used to Mo Yonggang's always superior posture. In school, Mo Yonggang is the same. It's always a show-off every now and then.

"Alright then, this pheasant, I'll give you half of it." Zuo Jian said generously: "You can use it to make pheasant stewed mushrooms, and as for the other half, I will use it to make other dishes." ”

Mo Yonggang originally wanted to say, there are so many people, why are you in charge? But after thinking about it, this pheasant was caught by Zuo Jian, logically speaking, he has absolute distribution power, and immediately, he suddenly came up with an idea in his heart, so he swallowed back the words that came to his mouth, and said with a smile: "Then thank you." ”

Mo Yonggang planned, wait a while, he must show his skills, this pheasant stewed mushroom, make it extremely delicious, it is best to let everyone praise it after eating.

Obviously, so many people, only half a pheasant, is far from enough to eat, when the time comes, you can intentionally or unintentionally, pretend to regret a word, but unfortunately the chicken is a little less, if only there was half more. In this way, everyone will definitely say that Zuo Jian was too selfish and did not take out the whole pheasant at the beginning, but kept half of it alone.

At that time, Su Shishi will definitely think that Zuo Jian is a stingy man!

Mo Yonggang knows very well in his heart that sometimes, the most important criterion for a woman to measure a man is whether he is generous.

A stingy and selfish man, no matter what, will not let a woman be interested in him!

Mo Yonggang couldn't help but be complacent, and secretly thought in his heart: "I'm so smart!" In an instant, such a solution can be thought of. Hehe, although it is a small thing, however, women are different from men, and women often pay the most attention to the small details that many men will overlook! ”

The devil is in the details!

Especially between men and women, often sometimes, a small to inconspicuous detail will cause a woman's cranky thoughts, and eventually lead to a series of things!

After thinking clearly, Mo Yonggang became excited, rolled up his sleeves, and said in a big bag: "Come, you talk about the cleaned mushrooms, put them all to me, you just wait for a while to feast!" As he spoke, he picked up the pheasant, took the initiative to ask Zuo Jian to borrow the paratrooper knife, and split the pheasant in half.

In the end, when Mo Yonggang divided the pheasant into two halves, he deliberately kept a heart, gave Zuo Jian two huge chicken legs, and chose chicken wings and chicken breasts with many small bones. The pheasant, which was not a big one, after such a point, the chicken that Mo Yonggang got was even less pitiful, I am afraid that all of it was given to Su Shishi, and it was not enough for her to be full.

But it doesn't matter, because in Mo Yonggang's plan, after the delicious dish of pheasant stewed mushrooms is done for a while, even if he doesn't say anything, these people who haven't eaten it will also raise their dissatisfaction one after another, and the object of everyone's dissatisfaction will undoubtedly be Zuo Jian, who has taken away the vast majority of pheasant!

Zuo Jian naturally wouldn't have guessed the flowery intestines in Mo Yonggang's heart, after receiving the pheasant meat handed by Mo Yonggang, he was still a little strange in his heart, why is this guy so generous? Divide the two chicken thighs with the most meat and the most delicious to yourself?

Zuo Jian, who was busy, was just a little strange, and he didn't think about anything more.

Fortunately, the little fat man brought a lot of things, in addition to a rice cooker, there is also an induction cooker and a wok. Don't worry about running out of anything else available.

Mo Yonggang soaked the washed mushrooms in clean water for a while according to Zuo Jian's method, and sure enough, he found that there were more than a dozen mushrooms among them, and after soaking them in water, the color turned dark black. He picked out the blackened mushrooms, put the washed pheasant meat in the pot, lit the dead branches, and when the water in the pot boiled, he began to put various condiments into the pot in order.

Compared with Mo Yonggang, Zuo Jian's behavior seemed a little strange.