059, everyone, all laughed!
"Get us a bodyguard? Husband, are you alright? This sentence was said by several girls in unison, including Lan Yue, of course, Lan Yue, like Meng Jiao, has nothing to do with Yang Ye, but Yang Ye treats everyone equally, does not favor anyone, and does not snub anyone, in his eyes, several girls are of the same importance.
"Me? Am I alright? I'm afraid that there will be something wrong with a few of you, a few of you still have a bit of combat effectiveness except for Xiaoxue, and the rest of you are even having a problem with self-protection now, cough cough, it seems that I have a problem with self-protection now. But, I have so many bodyguards around me, oops, what are you beating me for! Yang Ye pointed to his nose and said to his wife with a smile, before he finished speaking, he was beaten by Leng Ye and Wang Yue, and immediately said dissatisfied.
"When did we become your bodyguards? You don't ask my opinion, is it that we don't dare to do anything to you because we have a broken arm? I couldn't beat you before, hehe, now ......" After Wang Yue finished saying this, he Leng Ye touched his chin and laughed, in Yang Ye's eyes, it was more yd!
"What are you doing? Don't look at me like that, okay? Weird and scary. Yang Ye said as he stepped back, and the direction of the retreat was exactly where the girls were.
"Did we see you? We're looking at the rich people who hired us as bodyguards, and by the way, I don't know how much the employer paid us? Wang Yue pulled out the dagger on his waist, braving the cold light, and looked at Yang Ye with red eyes in the night, which was indescribably weird.
As for Leng Ye's words, he didn't say a word directly, but his eyes were full of small stars, and the meaning was obvious: Isn't there a lot of money?
"How much do you want?" Yang Ye was stunned by what Wang Yue and Leng Ye said, and asked subconsciously.
Wang Yue and Leng Ye didn't speak, one of them stretched out a palm, spread five fingers, raised them in the air, and then looked at Yang Ye. As long as Yang Ye can understand, then they will laugh at it, if they don't understand, they are already ready to crack down on this person who is currently at the level of a disabled person.
Why do you say for now? Because Yang Ye can't always be one-armed in the end, but how will he give birth to an arm again? Let's just move on.
Yang Ye looked at the two of them and stretched out five fingers, and subconsciously said, "Five Mao? That's too cheap, right? Come, come, send me another 5,000!" After speaking, he smiled, but Yang Ye ignored the consequences of saying this.
Wang Yue's children's shoes and cold night children's shoes really lived up to expectations, and one of them knocked Yang Ye, and then said, "Are we worth so much money?" You're underestimating us, aren't you? It's also wholesale, 5,000 at once, you really don't need money for us as bodyguards? You go ahead and take a closer look, what five cents! Cut~" After speaking, the two gave Yang Ye a gesture of contempt, and then put on a posture again.
"Well, oh, I see! Is it five? Right? I just said, how can you be worth that much money?! Ha, haha. Yang Ye scratched the back of his head, and then pretended to suddenly understand, and laughed after speaking.
After Wang Yue and Leng Ye listened, their faces were very pale, and then they didn't say a word, and they flattened Yang Ye, a guy who can currently be positioned as a disabled person, but during this period, Xiao Qing and the others kept laughing and didn't step forward, they knew that these people would fight and make trouble when they were together, and Yang Ye's eldest brother was there, and Yang Ye would not fight back. After smashing Yang Ye, the two lit a cigarette, squinted at Yang Ye who got up from the ground, pretended to be fierce and said, "Boy, you are too ignorant of lifting, I really don't know why you are so thick-skinned?" However, you're too strong to resist hits, right? Can't lie down? ”
Yang Ye sighed, then patted the soil on his body, and said helplessly: "Two big brothers, spare me, I really don't have any money, I just want to find a few bodyguards for my daughters-in-law, I don't know when I provoked you?" The rules of the road are made by saying the right words. After speaking, Yang Ye also lit a cigarette and smoked, when he first started smoking, Yang Ye was about to smoke like he had gone to Chenxing Middle School with his hands in his pocket, only to find that one arm was gone.
However, Yang Ye didn't take this matter to heart, since the arm was broken, then he didn't say much, because he knew that no matter how much he thought about it, it would be useless, and the broken arm would not grow back, because this is reality, Yang Ye will not live in illusion, he knows that illusion is always illusion, it cannot be reality. Therefore, Yang Ye would rather live in the reality of tragedy than in the illusion of perfection.
"Ah, Xiaoxiao, find a bodyguard, you can find us, hehe, but it's a bit expensive, but we all know that you can afford it." After listening to Yang Ye's words, Wang Yue quipped.
Originally, when Yang Ye heard Wang Yue say this, he thought that Wang Yue was deliberate, but when he glanced at Wang Yue, he suddenly found that Wang Yue's eyes were a little more happy, a little more natural, to be honest, at that time, Yang Ye always thought that Wang Yue was a wooden stake, and he only knew the rules or something, although he also knew the rules, but he knew that the rules were set by people, and they would be changed if they were changed. But Wang Yue was very rigid, and suddenly heard Wang Yue speak like this, Yang Ye was very surprised, so he asked.
"Why do you talk like that? What's wrong? Am you irritated by me? In the past, you weren't always quite rigid and laughed unnaturally, but that wasn't the case just now! Yang Ye said that, but even though he said so, he also looked at Wang Yue's eyes.
"Why can't I do this? Tell me about you, who has a daughter-in-law and a mother-in-law, but what about me? I'm still single, not only I'm single, but he's single even on cold nights, I won't talk about tombstones and ghosts, those two uncles have never been in love, and I don't know how many times they've masturbated......" Wang Yue heard this, and immediately retorted.
"Wait, you're comparing Cold Night to ghosts and tombstones? It's so tasteless! Yang Ye interrupted Wang Yue's words.
At this moment, a hoarse voice and a heavy voice said, "Who is calling us?" Who dares to talk about us behind our backs? ”
As soon as this sentence was finished, Yang Ye, Leng Ye, and Wang Yue immediately said the same sentence: "It's not me!" ”
"Not the three of you? Then how did the two of us just hear what you said about the daughter-in-law, and how many times have we masturbated, and most importantly, we actually heard someone say that you compare us, and there is no product, why is there no product? Did we both provoke you? But then again, it doesn't matter, we've taken it all lightly, it's very light, it's not that important. This sentence was spoken by the ghost, and the tombstone stood beside the ghost, without saying a word, as if it was really faint.
"Hehe, it's not that you look very lightly, but you don't dare to think about it at all, right? Although you are relatively strong, how can you compare to my husband? He's basically effortless to deal with that guy in the cold night! "Naturally, it was Qianshou who was in the Night Wind Killer Group with the tombstone and the ghost at the beginning, and Qianshou's delicate voice was still the same, and that sexy cheongsam made people look crooked, but now the people around Yang Ye naturally don't have any thoughts about Qianshou, until now, they don't dare to be sure whether Qianshou is a man or a woman, even if they know that it is a woman, they don't dare to have any thoughts about Qianshou, cough cough, it's okay to think about it, as long as Yang Ye doesn't know.
After Qianshou finished saying this, sure enough, the tombstone and the ghost came directly: "That, the sun is so round tonight, cough cough, let's go on patrol first, hehe, it's sunny today, we'll go first, goodbye, see you next time." After saying that, the two of them disappeared as soon as they trotted.
Seeing such a scene, Huang Xinxue was the first to laugh, and then smiled and said that the two of them were unproductive, and they were still afraid of themselves after so long, Yang Ye often told her: To be a woman, you must be gentle and graceful, so that you can have someone you like, sure enough, she was a little stronger, and the two of them ran away, which was really useless.
If someone starts laughing, then there will definitely be someone laughing, and after a few seconds, everyone laughs. ~