113: Women are still shyer than men
Zhang Dahu and Li Jianwei saw Jiang Wukui's stupid appearance, smiled and didn't speak.
"If you don't believe it, go and lie on the bed, see that I don't knock the bowl with chopsticks, and make you to death!" Jiang Wukui said.
"I think it's better, you let us fall asleep, when Xie Mengqi comes, don't wake us up, you two can whisper." Li Jianwei said.
"We didn't whisper. You whisper to her, you wait for her, and I'll go to bed in a while. Jiang Wukui said.
"Wu Kui, don't you like Xie Mengqi?" Zhang Dahu asked.
"Who doesn't like that? Don't you like it too? Although she is a little bigger, but her beautiful face, seductive breasts, and sexy buttocks, don't you two say that you don't feel it? If the two of you say you don't like it and don't feel it, she's really right when she says you're hypocrites. Jiang Wukui said.
"Hahaha, she said that all three of us are hypocrites, don't leave yourself out. Xie Mengqi is indeed very beautiful, very sexy, and very gentle, and the important thing is that she can also fry good dishes. Wu Kui, although Dahu and I also like her, how about we talk about buddy righteousness and create conditions for you? Li Jianwei said.
"Jianwei, you have it! Just don't stab me in the back! I don't expect you to be nice. There is also Dahu, who also helped Jianwei bully me, and even thought about the two of you eating more delicious dishes, not to mention beauties! I don't believe you. Jiang Wukui said.
"Alas! It seems that we dug out our hearts for you to eat, and we are all feeding the dogs, and we have no conscience! I'm too lazy to tell you, take a shower and go to bed. Li Jianwei said and walked towards the bathroom.
"You're the dog! And biting. Jiang Wukui said.
"Wu Kui, don't be kidding, I'll tell you seriously, we'll create conditions for you, will you be good with Xie Mengqi?" Zhang Dahu looked at Jiang Wukui and said seriously.
"Big Tiger, what do you say? Aren't we happy with Xie Mengqi? It's all your own people, like it, it's okay to joke and be happy. But I didn't think about it that way. You say, in the current form, do we want those children to be affectionate, is it realistic? What is important for us now is to think about how to drive little Japan out of China! Jiang Wukui looked at Zhang Dahu with a serious expression.
"Good! What a good brother for me! That's right, if little Japan doesn't drive out of China for a day, we won't be trapped by our children's private affairs! Zhang Dahu said that he thought in his heart that he thought about Director Li and liked Director Li, but she didn't like herself. Although Xie Mengqi is very cute, she doesn't feel that way. After thinking clearly, you can't think about your children's private affairs in the future, and kill little Japan first!
"Big Tiger, when we go to Hutou Mountain at night, it's time to get a good night's sleep, Jianwei is out, you go take a bath and sleep!" I'll take a shower and sleep later. Jiang Wukui said.
"You two are both sitting and waiting for Xie Mengqi to come? I sat and waited for him, and the opportunity was given to me. Li Jianwei said as he swept his hair with his hand.
"Wait if you like! I'm not going to be jealous. Jiang Wukui said with a smile.
"It's no use being jealous. If she doesn't love you. This matter cannot be solved by jealousy. So, if she likes you and is close to you in front of me, I won't be jealous. Li Jianwei said with a smile.
"Don't be poor when you take a bath, go to sleep, and have action at night!" Jiang Wukui said.
"Are you afraid that I will really sit and wait for Xie Mengqi to come?"
"What do you say?"
"What do you think of Xie Mengqi? Tell me the truth, and I will judge your intentions. Li Jianwei said.
"I'm so nice to her, she's good to the three of us, we're all happy, aren't we? I think that's good. Of course, Jianwei, if you really like her, Dahu and I will provide you with conditions. Jiang Wukui said.
"What's wrong with me? I have a crush on her, I like her, but I don't have that feeling. She is beautiful, sexy, eye-catching, and happy to look at, but this does not mean love. What I'm saying is true, Wu Kui, if you ......"
"Don't be it, Jianwei, I just told Dahu, I feel the same way about her as you do. Besides, the current situation does not allow for the affection of our children, and we must drive little Japan out of China in order to think about the affection of our children. Jiang Wukui said.
"Well done! Wu Kui, I think so too. ”
"Sleeping. Wu Kui, you also take a bath and sleep! If you have enough energy, you will be able to perform your tasks better at night. Zhang Dahu walked out.
"Okay. You two go to bed first! I went to bed after taking a shower. Jiang Wukui said and went into the bathroom, and Zhang Dahu and Li Jianwei went to their own beds.
Jiang Wukui also began to sleep after taking a bath.
I didn't sleep well at night, and I made up for sleep in the morning, but the three of them fell asleep quickly. This may be the physiological phenomenon of "not sleeping well in one night, and not being able to make up for it in ten days".
All three of them wandered in sweet dreams, and the time was five o'clock in the afternoon.
Zhang Dahu and the three of them hadn't woken up yet, they were all a little confused, they didn't want to get up yet, and in the haze, all three of them set up anti-aircraft guns.
It is a natural physiological phenomenon for three young men to rest and set up anti-aircraft guns, which is not surprising. However, at this time, there was a knock on the door.
Of course, Xie Mengqi was knocking on the door.
"Big Tiger, Xie Mengqi is here, go open the door!" Jiang Wukui knew that Zhang Dahu would definitely call him to open the door, but how could he open the door when he was like this?
"Wu Kui, get up quickly, you go!" Zhang Dahu said.
"Big Tiger, let me tell you the truth, I, I'm setting up anti-aircraft guns right now!" Jiang Wukui told the truth.
"Don't call me either, neither do you." Li Jianwei woke up, looking at the anti-aircraft gun staring at the sheets, he could only tell the truth.
"Sad! Me too! Quick, let's go to the bathroom and rinse with cold water! Zhang Dahu sat up, got out of bed, and shouted outside, "Wait a minute!" All three of us were still napping and would open the door when we were ready. ”
Zhang Dahu said and ran into the bathroom, Li Jianwei and Jiang Wukui thought, Xie Mengqi came in, and it was okay to lie on the bed! No, they didn't hesitate to put down the anti-aircraft guns, and the two of them also squeezed into the bathroom.
Three buddies, you look at me, I look at you, they are all dumbfounded. Why is it so coincidental that they are all powerful? Do the three little brothers want to compete?
Zhang Dahu didn't think about it so much, he picked up the cold water and threw it at Li Jianwei's little brother and Jiang Wukui's little brother, only to see that the little brothers of the two of them suddenly became inconsiderate, and he hurriedly poured cold water on his little brother.
The three of them finally put out the fire and put on their clothes and pants.
Jiang Wukui looked at Xie Mengqi and smiled, and let her in.
"What's wrong with the three of you? It's been a long time since the door opened, and you won't do anything shady inside! Xie Mengqi looked at the three men and found that their expressions were a little strange.
"We overtook a nap, and you didn't get up when you knocked on the door." Zhang Dahu said with a smile.
"Oh, that's it! If you don't get up, you hear me knocking at the door, and you get up and open the door. You have answered me, which means that you are awake, why did you wait so long? Xie Mengqi looked at Zhang Dahu.
"We all had a little trouble, we couldn't get up for a while, we couldn't open the door." Li Jianwei said embarrassedly.
"A little trouble? What little trouble did all three of them run into? Xie Mengqi looked at Li Jianwei puzzled.
"Hehe, it's actually nothing, it's just a little physiological reaction, a physiological phenomenon!" Zhang Dahu said this because he wanted to see if Li Mengqi understood, if she understood, she would not be able to get to the bottom of it, of course, it also shows that she is mature.
"Physiological phenomena? What physiological phenomena can cause minor problems for you men? I haven't heard of it, I just know that we women sometimes have little troubles, how can you have such a physiological phenomenon, and the three of you are at the same time, which is strange. Xie Mengqi looked at the three men again curiously.
"Xie Mengqi, don't ask. We're all embarrassed to ask. Jiang Wukui said.
"What's so embarrassing? Physiological phenomena are natural phenomena, I just don't know, what physiological phenomena do you men can cause small troubles, you talk about it. Xie Mengqi was curious.
"Xie Mengqi, why do you have to get to the bottom of it? Let me tell you, we slept just now, in fact, most men are like this, especially energetic young men like us, when they just wake up, they will, they will ......" Zhang Dahu said this, still a little embarrassed.
"Say! How to cover up, finished! Say it! Xie Mengqi looked at Zhang Dahu and found that his face was a little red.
"Anti-aircraft guns! You know what? When men first wake up, most of them will set up anti-aircraft guns! Zhang Dahu finally said it.
"Anti-aircraft guns? What anti-aircraft guns? Oh! You scoundrels! Unexpectedly......" Xie Mengqi suddenly understood, she even blushed for a while, and she didn't know what to say.
"What's wrong with us men? Isn't it just pretty ...... Actually, your women's breasts ...... Isn't it pretty ......" Li Jianwei wanted to argue, but he couldn't say a word.
"Alright, alright, don't say it!" Xie Mengqi said and went into the kitchen by herself.
"You see, women are still shyer than men." Zhang Dahu looked at Xie Mengqi's writhing buttocks and said.
"You say, is Xie Mengqi still a chick?" Li Jianwei said softly.
"Of course it's Chia~'er, didn't you see her just now and didn't understand anything? Although she is older than us, it is understandable that she has taken on this special profession and encountered such an era. Zhang Dahu said.
"She doesn't understand anything yet. Hahaha, interesting. Jiang Wukui's smile was very different from usual.
"Stop laughing at me behind my back! Otherwise, I won't be able to cook! Xie Mengqi said in the kitchen. When she said this, she thought about the anti-aircraft guns that the three men had said, and her face was a little hot. Of course, her imaginary "anti-aircraft gun" was vague, because she hadn't really seen it.