In front of me, there was a cup of freshly brewed, two pieces of five-one-tael flower tea, smoke curling, a "reference news" from last month that I don't know who lost, I sat in a leatherette chair with a backrest, the butt cushion was pressed in the center by a circle of thumbtacks, closed eyes and contemplation, looking like a demon......

Our city has returned to calm, or rather, it has been quiet until the second 18 days, except for the rumors that the sons of the four great families have been beaten up inexplicably, these 18 days have almost been a bit boring.

The big pants of the Public Security Bureau have been restored, and the three policemen are probably still busy with their posts, as for the people who have been damaged, they don't remember what happened at all, and all the memories of Shao Guanjin and the demon knife in this city have been erased. But the sequelae is huge, because in this more than half a month, many people are working on this axis, and now the previous axis is gone, these people have collapsed in this half a month, recalling the beginning, they will feel that this period of time is muddy, because the number of people is huge, after all, it still caused a little fluctuation, many patients received by psychologists said that they have amnesia symptoms, and an expert also wrote an article on this topic about the self-hypnosis caused by too much pressure on modern people's work, and the social discussion was fierce for a while.

I am grateful to these experts, they are simply the strongest backing for us to deal with the aftermath. Dayong remembers that he had met us at the bar and had come to see Xiaohui the next day, but he couldn't remember why he was at the bar the night before, so he called me and I said, "You drank too much at that time." ”

This time I went backwards, with the help of the power of revenge, I violated almost all the constraints: the time span was long, the number of people involved was huge, and I brought Ah Po and Xiaohui together to the past. Later, I kind of understood, that demon knife can take me back to 6000 years ago without the slightest damage, but it was eroded half a month ago, which shows that the habitual surname of human beings is huge, and every time a person's memory is erased, it will take an incomparably huge amount of strength to pay the price, and it is a fluke that we can come back safely this time!

Maybe I did this to upset some of the balance and change the fate of some people, maybe according to their original trajectory, someone might buy a ticket to become a billionaire, but I don't regret it, after all, I have saved the happiness of many families, compared to the luck of a few people, I would rather choose our city to forget the scars caused by the knife.

I'm sometimes quite sentimental - mainly because I think I'm doing good things, and I'm going to be great for a while.

In the supermarket, Xiao Lu stood on tiptoe behind the counter, I was curious why this girl liked to stand when she was fine, she held a pen in her hand, and randomly scratched something on the white paper she nailed, often staring at a place for a long time without moving, not so much that she was distracted, but rather that she was contemplating something, sometimes she found that someone was looking at her, she would blush slightly, and then pretend to concentrate on work, but it didn't take long for her to be able to help it.

Wang Cheng sat at the door of the supermarket basking in the sun, Gao Daquan now had no time to listen to him brag, so he found a few children as listeners, the children were still interested at first, but after listening to a lot, they were also proficient, they could all recite, and they were tired of having a headache when they listened to it again.

"I'm stupid, really." Wang Cheng began by saying.

"Yes, you only know that the [***] armed forces are full of anti-infantry thunder in the jungle, but you didn't expect that the branches are also equipped with tethering mines." They immediately interrupted him and walked away......

Gao Daquan is the person we are most sorry for recently, we threw him in the Black Mountain Pass that day, no one thought that he didn't have a penny on him, if it were us, we might think of some expedient measures to come back first, but Gao Daquan is a god, and his faith does not allow him to do things that violate the moral code, so he asked the local wild dogs all the way back - we saw him again two days later.

No one knows how he solved the problem of eating, but since then he has been interested in bones, especially the ones that have been gnawed.

In order to make up for his mistakes, I stepped up to open a pet hospital for him at the corner of our street, because he didn't have any medical qualifications, so on the surface he could only sell things that could be used by pets, such as dog food, cat food, cage bells, etc., and sometimes the members of the shrimp and wild cat rangers would come to make cameo appearances as models, and they would burrow into cages or wear bells to show the pets passing by on the street how beautiful they were.

Naturally, Gao Daquan has already begun to become famous through only a few examples, and more pets have come to him for medical treatment. I once instigated him to instruct those pets to pretend to be sick and drag their owners to take care of the business every now and then, anyway, most of those people have money, but they are gods, and they despise me, and he deserves to be interested in bones.

After work on this day, we called Gao Daquan to eat at home, it was still Xiaohui cooking, Wushuang and Ah Po were watching TV in the living room, Wushuang was bored changing TV channels, a certain station in the center, Zhao Zhongxiang's chattering voice sounded: "Every year when it is time to migrate, tens of thousands of wildebeest will run west from the Serengeti plains of East Africa......" Gao Daquan just entered the door and changed his shoes under my prompting and said: "Quickly change the channel, I feel sad." ”

On the next channel, somewhere on the station, a young woman with a sharp beak and a man in a suit shouted excitedly: "...... And now, this gold-shelled mobile phone is only 999 yuan, listen well, it's 999 yuan! The man yelled hysterically, "What are you waiting for, pick up the phone you have at hand and quickly dial the number at the bottom right of the screen to start snapping up!" The woman: "The first 50 lucky viewers will also get a pack of cotton swabs to clean their phones!" The man was hysterical: "Wow, swabs—"

We yelled hysterically at Wushuang together: "Change the channel!" ”

Wushuang calmly pressed a button, the next station is broadcasting a week's anecdotes, it is a program of the city's TV station, mainly to collect recent anecdotes, the screen is playing a blurry video, in the crowded underground passage, a girl wearing a red octagonal hat sits against the wall, plucking the guitar and singing: "Two eight two five six, two eight two five seven, Ma Lan blossoms twenty-one, lala, lala, my heart is full of tenderness, for the girl in the distance......"

I was putting my shoes on the shoe rack, and I felt a crisp sound in my ears, and I couldn't help but turn my head and say, "It's a good song." Ah Po said: "Well, is the political axe going to govern the underground passage again?" ”

Wushuang suddenly showed unusual attention and waved at us, "Don't even speak!" ”

But the camera flashed, and the girl's video had been silently zoomed to the host's shoulder, and the host said with a teasing smile: "Don't think that this is a video of a political axe calling for the rectification of the underground passage, in fact, this video has been a smash hit on the Internet during this time, the girl in the picture is affectionately called Little Red Riding Hood by everyone, and this song that joined our childhood nursery rhyme should be her original, but unfortunately Little Red Riding Hood Shenlong has not seen the end of the head, and no one has seen her since she was short-lived in the underground passage, Her singing voice is praised by the majority of netizens as a real natural sound, it is said that major film and television and record companies are looking for her real person based on this video, let's interview the recorder of this video. ”

Then a dumbfounded half-grown student appeared on the screen, and the reporter asked, "When did you record this video?" ”

Hou Sheng: "Last winter. ”

Reporter: "Is Little Red Riding Hood your friend?" ”

Hou Sheng: "No, I passed through the underground passage at the time, and I thought it sounded good, so I casually recorded a paragraph, and put it on the Internet when I was bored a few days ago." ”

Reporter: "Did you see her again?" ”

"Nope."

"Do you remember what she looked like?"

"I can't remember, I was still doing something, so I recorded it for 45 seconds, and she kept her head down, I didn't see her clearly."

Reporter: "Thank you. ”

The picture replied, and the host continued to joke: "A simple video has caused an uproar on the Internet, no one can tell why, maybe the noisy city needs the sound of nature, maybe which record company is creating a gimmick for newcomers, who knows, but a netizen said it well: no matter what it is, this short 45 seconds can bring us real shock and make us feel the purification of our souls, which is enough." I'd like to add that some time ago, a lot of people said that they were suffering from mild amnesia due to too much stress at work, and I recommend you listen to this video, which might help you - okay, let's move on to the next news. ”

Ah Po patted his leg and said, "I didn't tell who it was when I arrived?" ”

Wushuang was a little stunned and said, "That's it?" ”

Ah Po smiled: "What, are you interested in that girl?" Maybe he's ugly. ”

Wushuang said disdainfully: "I didn't expect her to be beautiful, I just think she sings really well, which makes people listen to it warmly." ”

Ah Po drilled into Wushuang's nose, looked at him and said seriously: "You can't really be moved, right, the Arabian Night talked about hey, our handsome guy who is invulnerable was actually sung by a chick who can't see his face clearly." ”

Musou kicked him aside in disgust and continued to watch TV.

The next news is very interesting, saying that mosquitoes and flies in our city especially love to patronize some high-end public places and service places this summer, such as large shopping malls, guild halls, hotels, etc., and no matter how to turn on the air conditioner, spraying insecticides will not help, people joke that flies and mosquitoes have begun to pursue high-quality enjoyment in recent years. However, this situation was soon changed by a strange person, this person's name is Sun Manlou, the camera changed, a thin and withered man in his 40s appeared on TV, with two very soul-destroying mustaches on his upper lip, combing with a shiny small middle, wearing a silk gown embroidered with the word Shou, facing the camera, holding the sword in his left hand, and his right hand in the palm, like a Maoshan Taoist priest who has swept the land in Shaolin Temple for three years......

Reporter: "May I ask Mr. Sun, can you show us your mosquito repellent method?" ”

Sun Manlou nodded, took a brush dipped in water, scribbled a few lines on a lattice letter paper, and handed it to the reporter: "Stick this piece of paper on the doors and windows to protect mosquitoes and flies." ”

The reporter pinched up the dirty piece of paper and asked, "Some people say that you are superstitious, can you explain it?" ”

Sun Manlou's eyes flashed and said: "Superstition is not superstitious, don't you know if you ask the people who have used it?" You can also try it on the spot. ”

The reporter picked the piece of paper on a long bamboo pole and poked it to the edge of a stinky septic tank, and the flies around it were buzzing and flew away, and there was not a single fly back for a long time, the reporter covered his nose and said: "Audience friends, I can confirm that the effect is indeed very obvious, and wherever this talisman goes, flies and mosquitoes are afraid of it." The reporter threw away the bamboo pole and asked Sun Manlou again: "Can Mr. Sun explain the principle for everyone?" ”

Sun Manlou looked at his nose and nose and mouth, and said with his hands folded: "This is because I used paper made of nanotechnology, Amitabha." ”

The reporter picked up Sun Manlou's letter paper and said, "But why is this printed by the Third Printing House?" ”

"Uh......" Sun Manlou withdrew his posture and said embarrassedly: "I made a mistake just now, but it is actually a brush made of nanotechnology." ”

The reporter was skeptical: "Really? ”

Sun Manlou said profoundly: "If you believe, you will have, if you don't believe, you will not, and if you are sincere, you will be spiritual." ”

Reporter: "......"

We watched the TV and laughed, this is clearly a charlatan.

The reporter was speechless for a while and said, "Then may I ask Mr. Sun, how much is the mosquito repellent charm made by your nanotechnology?" ”

Sun Manlou's eyes opened a slit, and he said slyly: "It depends on where you hang it." ”

"Like a five-star hotel?"

"Five thousand a piece can keep you safe for a month."

The reporter exclaimed: "So expensive? ”

Sun Manlou said in a calm tone: "The Buddhists said, if you are willing to give up first, then you will have it, let me ask you, are you willing to do it?" ”

Reporter: "I can't bear it, our house is only 70 square meters. ”

Sun Manlou waved his hand and said, "Then just give 10 or 20 yuan." ”

"This ...... What about dividing people? ”

Sun Manlou said eloquently: "Buddhism is vast, and all living beings are equal...... Speaking of this, he also felt that it was wrong, and hurriedly changed his words, "Science is used to benefit the public, our prices are high and low, and the technical content is also different." ”

Reporter: "What's the difference?" ”

"For example, some CEOs don't like stickers or something, but you can also take what you like to come to me to open up, and the effect is the same."

The reporter said in surprise: "Open the light? With nanotechnology? ”

Sun Manlou hurriedly made a professor: "Yes, nano light technology is the key support object of our national three-one project, and it has achieved ......"

Because this column is to attract the audience with live interviews, the director didn't come back to his senses until this time, and hurriedly cut the camera back to the studio, the host looked embarrassed, and he was cold for more than ten seconds before he forced a smile and said: "Mr. Sun is really a funny person, let's pay attention to another news: a domestic adapted computer game sold 7 million copies in just three months on the market, which is 0.5 percentage points higher than the sales of Red Alert developed by Westwood in the United States in the global market at the same time. Let's take a look at the name of this game-" The host glanced at the information in his hand, and his face changed his face:

"Well, it's called Pro Evolution Soccer The Rise of China, thanks for watching, and we'll see you next time."

In fact, there are still 15 minutes until the end of the show.

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It's a little late.,It's mainly a little delayed by the name of the volume.,The second volume will be a very, very serious volume.,It shouldn't be difficult for everyone to see from the first chapter, right?

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