Chapter 237: Seriously Injured, Incurable!
"Xianggong, let's eat."
"No...... Let's eat it......"
"Really, Xianggong, let's eat it......"
"Don't ...... it"
"Xianggong! Eat! ”
Mo Chou's tone suddenly became heavier, and he was so shocked that Li Guo's three souls ran away twenty-seven, but when he saw the big fat insect in his hand that was writhing and had a metallic luster, an inexplicable nauseous feeling gushed out like brushing his teeth in the morning...... And this is not caused by pharyngitis of the slow surname...... "Mo Chou ......" Li Guo held the gadget, sat on the branch and looked at Mo Chou pitifully: "Look...... We can discuss everything, let's discuss this......"
Mo Chou's expression was firm: "Xianggong, you know that the Golden Gu King also has a function, that is, it can renew your life." If the prime minister dies one day, although it can't save you, it can make you sane and your blood flow smoothly for 7749 days, this thing is a divine thing! In these forty-nine days, there is always a way to save your name. What can save a life, no matter what, Mo Chou will not back down half a step. ”
Li Guo's throat slidied, his eyes stared at the cute insect in his hand, and he suddenly had a feeling that he couldn't survive or die, and he hated Narcissus who had just quietly retreated in the name of going home to collect clothes...... "I promise...... I'm definitely not going to die! Li Guo raised three fingers and pointed to the sky with one hand: "Look...... Will you spare me, woman? ”
"No way!" Mo Chou didn't have half room for negotiation, and pointed at the tip of Li Guo's nose: "In front of this woman, how can you bargain!" ”
"Give the bird essence to eat, okay......" Li Guo was about to cry: "She must love to eat ......"
Mo Chou's mouth slowly deflated, tears rolled in his eyes, and his expression was sad, like a child begging for candy but unsuccessfully, pitiful and cute.
"Oops......" When Li Guo saw Mo Chou like this, he was immediately helpless. A person like Li Guo is absolutely not good, and he has to boil a toad in warm water to deal with him, grinding him to death little by little and consuming him, so Mo Chou is definitely a master of this way, and a casual expression made Li Guo, who was still holding on, panic.
When Li Guo was at a loss, Mo Chou jumped to Li Guo's side like a sparrow bouncing on a wire, and pinched the big fat insect that was still jumping around: "Xianggong...... You close your eyes and swallow it. ”
Li Guo's eyes never left the big guy...... This guy is about three inches long, as thick as a two-dollar Shuanghui king, his body is like gold and leather, the oil is shiny, and the two small eyes like sesame dots refracted the sapphire blue light from time to time in the dark.
This thing...... Who dares to swallow your mother alive...... And Mo Chou also said that this insect can't be killed at all, so it has to be eaten alive...... Li Guo is under a lot of pressure.
"Shall I not eat it yet?" Li Guo gritted his teeth and gave up the final bottom line: "I'll eat it when I'm dying...... Baby, you have to be considerate of me...... This thing, if you eat it in your stomach, you can definitely live for half a year and a year...... How can you make me ......?"
Mo Chou sucked his lower lip, and then looked at Li Guo obediently: "In this way, Xianggong, you come over with your ears......"
Li Guo hummed, and then came to Mo Chou's face, and then heard Mo Chou whisper in his ear: "Xianggong, if you eat obediently, Mo Chou will let you help Mo Chou take a bath, think about it, it will not wait for the expiration date." ”
Li Guo was numb as if he had been electrified, staring at Mo Chou's fox-like eyes and his face...... He decided to fight!
But in fact, when the golden Gu worm that most of the monks flocked to in this incident came into his mouth, Li Guo really regretted it a little...... Because that thing moves...... Mo Chou pressed Li Guo's mouth hard with his hand, and at the same time took out a bottle of very Coke that he was carrying, poured a big sip, and then suddenly bent down, withdrew his palm, and kissed Li Guo's mouth directly.
And Li Guo only felt a stream of sweet and sour liquid rushing into his mouth, and when he came back to taste, the fat worm in his mouth had been replaced by Mo Chou's slippery and sweet tongue.
Kissing Mo Chou is actually not the first time, and it can even be said to be commonplace. But Mo Chou kissed so actively and so fiercely, Li Guo's was indeed the first time to experience it.
Gradually, the disgusting feeling that Li Guo began was offset by a ** stimulating kiss, and even began to suck Mo Chou's tongue hard to fight back, until Mo Chou hummed and begged for mercy, Li Guo was counted as a stop.
This kiss lasted for half an hour...... "Xianggong is dead...... Mo Chou blushed, as if he had just taken a hot bath, and got up from Li Guo's body: "Xianggong's tongue is numb and itchy." ”
Li Guo, who had a dry mouth, picked up the cola and poured a big sip, only to ease up a little, and then put one hand around Mo Chou's waist, and the other hand reached in from the hem of her clothes, touching it up little by little.
"You make me eat something disgusting, always make amends." Li Guo's hand around Mo Chou's small waist also began to slide down slowly: "Moreover, Mo Chou." ”
Mo Chou, who was ready to be tossed by Li Guo, was called by him like this, and actually shivered coldly, and his head buried in Li Guo's arms was slightly raised, looking at Li Guo with a puzzled face, very surprised why he stopped suddenly.
"When you first discovered Narcissus, the aura on your body was different from usual." Li Guo squeezed the half of Mo Chou's buttocks, which was only the size of his own palm: "It's a very evil feeling." ”
When Mo Chou heard this, his face changed several times, and finally returned to normal, and he pointed to the sword box hanging on the branch of the tree: "It's the breath of the unsheathed......"
Li Guo rolled his eyes and thought about it, then he was relieved, the unsheathed is a demon sword, and the feeling just now is not just the same as the identity of the unsheathed. If the unsheathed body exudes a kind of righteous and righteous messenger flavor, then it will be called shocking...... "That's it......" Li Guo nodded: "Let's continue to ......"
"Don't ......" Mo Chou pushed Li Guo hard: "Mo Chou is covered in dust today, and he hasn't washed yet." ”
Li Guo buried his nose in Mo Chou's hair and sniffed it vigorously, then shook his head: "Fragrant." ”
And Mo Chou gently slapped Li Guo's face with his fist, blushed and whispered: "Xianggong, it's better to take Mo Chou back to wash up first, and then ...... No matter how light it is......"
Of course Li Guo agreed...... After all, there is rarely a chance to make Mo Chou take the initiative, and now that he is in the field, he is not afraid that a stupid eldest sister like Bird Zijing will suddenly break in, and she is also quite sensible if she is disabled or something, not to mention Amber, even if she is allowed to watch the whole process, it is not so much at best...... So Li Guo flew back to the hotel room at a very fast speed, and then left everything behind, including the fact that there was a live worm in his stomach.
But Li Guo was just about to do something sexual, and suddenly, his brain crashed...... It was like a blue screen on a computer, the whole person was completely frozen there, and then fell on his back on the Simmons bed in the hotel with a pop, his eyes were blinking, but his expression and thinking were in a state of temporary pause.
Seeing this scene, Mo Chou wiped the sweat on his head and sat down on the edge of the bed: "The time is just right...... It would have been too late to ......"
After finishing talking to himself, Mo Chou took out a bag of strange Chinese herbs from the sword box, then took out a little and put it in his mouth to chew it...... chewed Mo Chou and his face was full of sadness. The taste of the herbs is bitter and spicy, which can be said to be very, very unpalatable, but Mo Chou still endured this strange taste, chewed the herbs in his mouth into slag, and then fed all the blackened juice in his mouth to Li Guo's mouth, and pinched his nose to force him to swallow.
After finishing it, Mo Chou ran into the bathroom, began to nauseate and retch, and then brushed his teeth violently...... "Why are you so troubled?" When the eldest sister was brushing her teeth in Mochou, she was half-leaning against the door of the bathroom: "Forced to give him an out-of-body incarnation, the taste of broken intestine grass, I think, it shouldn't be delicious, right?" ”
"It's not just not delicious...... Mo Chou spit out his purple tongue: "It's just miserable......"
Mo Chou spat into the washbasin while sorting out his clothes: "But what can I do, if I don't feed the Golden Gu King Qiyue with the Broken Intestine Grass, then my father-in-law will be tired by it and become a walking corpse." ”
"You really love your little husband." The expression of the unsheath was obviously disdainful: "I look at my sister, I am quite sour." ”
Mo Chou, who was washing his face, glanced at the unsheath from the mirror, and a smile rose at the corner of his mouth: "Sister, you won't be moved by Xianggong's mind." If you dare to hurt him, you know Mo Chou's methods. ”
Out of the sheath and twisted the ends of his hair, his expression was very calm: "You are a man, don't you even want a sister?" ”
"Then I think, my sister won't be embarrassed for my sister." The purple qi on Mo Chou's body rose steadily, and his momentum increased dramatically: "In the world, except for my sister, there is only the man you said who is really interested in Mo Chou." ”
"I said, you two sisters have been arguing for so many years, is there an end?" Zhijian, who was disabled, walked to the sheath with two fried cakes in his hand: "Also, little girl, take your momentum." It doesn't matter if it's a good thing. ”
Mo Chou rubbed his nose, turned his back to the disabled Zhijian and the unsheathed, and said to the mirror: "What my brother-in-law said is very true. But my sister ......."
The disabled Zhijian snorted, and then looked at the sheath with a flattering face: "Actually...... My dear. It's time for your temper to change...... You see, we've been together for so many years, and I've listened to you every time. Will you listen to me this time? ”
Out of the sheath snorted coldly: "When did I say that I would hurt him, from beginning to end, you talked to yourself." ”
After speaking, the sword light flashed on the unsheathed body, and he returned to the sword box, seemingly a little angry.
And the disabled Zhijian shook his head helplessly, and then looked at Mo Chou: "You also pay attention to me, if you want to be Mo Chou, be a little better, and take your murderous surname without blinking, it is difficult to hurt people, it is easy to hurt people, girl." You see...... I have to go back and coax you out of the sheath sister, otherwise I won't have a good time for a few days, don't look at your sister's usual cold, in fact, your surname can be verbose......"
After the disabled Zhijian finished speaking, he also turned into a sword handle and disappeared into the sword box, and there was no longer a sound.
Mo Chou watched the two of them disappear, and Wu Zi stuck out his tongue in the mirror and grimaced: "Where does Mo Chou kill people without blinking...... Don't worry about only killing villains. ”
When Mo Chou, who put a layer of cucumber on his face, went out of the bathroom, he found that the amber cat was squatting at the head of the bed and circling around Li Guo, patting Li Guo's face with his front paws from time to time.
After seeing Mo Chou come out, she raised her head: "What did you give him to eat?" ”
"Golden Gu King." Mo Chou replied softly: "You must know." ”
Amber meowed twice, and her eyes shone brightly: "Good thing! I'll go first, I'll report to my mom. ”
With that, Amber jumps and disappears into mid-air before hitting the ground.
Mo Chou watched Amber disappear, and sighed twice: "Report to your mother...... I don't have any opinions at all, and I don't have to worry about your ** years old. ”
After finishing speaking, Mo Chou took off his coat and pants aside, and then walked into the bathroom with Li Guo in his arms: "Xianggong...... You see, I have to wash up for you...... It's really necrotic. ”
Early the next morning...... When Li Guo got up, he found himself lying on the bed without even wearing heel hair, next to Mo Chou, who was sleeping on his back, and there was a dozing cat lying on the quilt...... He sat up slowly from the quilt, feeling that there seemed to be something wrong, but he didn't know what was wrong, as if he had a high fever all night, and when he woke up in the morning, he found that the fever had subsided.
But what happened last night...... Li Guo didn't know at all, and he didn't even know how he took off naked...... I don't know how Mo Chou got off naked...... After slowing down for a while, Li Guo's first task was to take his mobile phone and go into the quilt to look carefully for any suspicious blood stains or anything, in case he found that there were roses blooming on the white sheets...... That Li Guo committed suicide to thank the world for getting ...... "Xianggong ......" Mo Chou rubbed his eyes and cried out as if complaining: "What are you doing?" ”
Li Guo replied to Mo Chou's words while holding Mo Chou's ass with his hand, and replied to her in the quilt: "I'm looking for something......"
"No......" Mo Chou immediately reacted to what Li Guo was looking for, and patted Li Guo's ass through the quilt: "Xianggong slept peacefully last night, and he didn't touch Mo Chou." ”
Li Guo let out a long breath and got out of the quilt, then took a few deep breaths, carefully looked at Mo Chou for a while, and then patted his chest and let out a sigh: "It's really not like a young woman...... It's okay...... I almost made a mistake in my life style. ”
"You're still guilty of less." Mo Chou smiled and twisted Li Guo's nose with hot fingers and shook it back and forth: "Mo Chou was bullied like that by his father-in-law." ”
Li Guo coughed twice, and hugged Amber, who was woken up by himself, and then climbed to his chest to continue sleeping, to the pillow, and then touched the head of the bed for a long time: "......Where are my clothes?"
"I washed my ......" Mo Chou scratched his face: "Mo Chou got all his clothes wet when he took a shower yesterday, and he was very ashamed......
Li Guo was stunned, then looked at the sky outside, looked at his watch again, and then drilled into the quilt, pillowing the soft and fluffy amber, and adjusted a comfortable angle: "If you have no clothes, you can sleep in the cage......"
And Amber was woken up by Li Guo's pillow like this, and then the claws in the meat pad suddenly stretched out, and when he turned around, a paw was scratching Li Guo's face, and Li Guo jumped up in pain on the spot. Amber, on the other hand, burrowed into the bed, revealing only one head outside, and continued to sleep.
"Xianggong." Mo Chou shook his fingers: "Cats are eternally unfathomable objects, like extremely women." ”
Li Guo covered his face and looked at Mo Chou in surprise: "My little sword fairy has become a philosopher......
Mo Chou looked at Li Guo with an extremely cute half-squinted eye: "Mo Chou is the smartest sword immortal in history." ”
After playing around for a while, Li Guo was really able to sleep, and this time he didn't want to spare Amber, Amber wanted to bite him or scratch him several times, but Mo Chou stopped him, and finally Amber gave up, and was pillowed under Li Guo's head with an indifferent face, sleeping soundly...... When Li Guo was kicked awake by the disabled Zhijian who was holding a large bowl of noodles, he found that the time was close to afternoon, and Mo Chou was sitting neatly dressed in front of the computer to fight monsters and upgrade the trumpet. And he was still rolling on the bed with his bare ass and holding the amber cat that slept as dead as him.
"Damn......" Zhijian, who was disabled, was snoring and eating spicy noodles, and scolded Li Guo: "You kind of garbage, it's better to die early, and you can't walk when you see a woman." Uncle, there is still half of the yin-yang mirror that has not been recovered, and you haven't woken up until now? ”
When Li Guo heard this, he slammed out of the bed, quickly put on the clothes and pants that had been folded and placed on the pillow, and then rushed into the toilet to wash his face and brush his teeth. And while brushing his teeth, he asked the disabled Zhijian vaguely: "Your sister, why didn't you call me earlier?" ”
"Didn't you see Uncle eating breakfast here?" The disabled Zhijian said confidently: "Didn't I just get up, do you think the sword won't sleep?" Who told you about the fallacy? Uncle hacked him to death. ”
Li Guo was startled, and the mouth full of toothpaste foam was swallowed half of it immediately...... "Zhijian......" Li Guo walked out of the bathroom and glanced at the disabled Zhijian: "Do you know?" ”
The disabled Zhijian shook his head: "There is something to say, there is a fart." Uncle coaxed his daughter-in-law yesterday to be on fire. ”
Li Guo sighed: "I've never had the urge to beat anyone up. ”
Zhijian, who is disabled, smiled and patted Li Guo's brand-name jacket with his oily hand: "It's good for young people to do this, they won't have pimples." ”
"But!" Li Guo gritted his teeth and looked at the disabled Zhijian, and said in an aggravated tone: "I often have the urge to beat you up!" ”
After speaking, Li Guo grabbed the crippled Zhijian's neck and pressed him on the bed: "I'll strangle you...... I'll strangle you......"
Not to be outdone, Zhijian, who was disabled, immediately attacked Li Guo's weak part...... Two seven-foot men were making a mess on the bed.
And Mo Chou, who was playing a game over there, slowly glanced back, and then whispered to Amber, who was already sitting at her computer watching the excitement: "Men are older children, and they need us to take care of them." ”
Amber meowed, then nodded, and looked at Mo Chou with wide eyes: "I like to be taken care of. ”
Mo Chou picked up Amber and scratched her chin: "Mo Chou also likes to be taken care of." ”
(To be continued)