Chapter 314, hit someone!

After listening to Xiao Chen's words, Lin Ximeng just smiled faintly, picked up the cup and took a sip of water, and said, "When it comes to health, health, and fashion...... You're not as good as me.

Of course, if you talk about being cheap, arrogant, and ruthless...... but I am not as good as you. ”

As soon as Xiao Chen heard this, he was immediately unhappy!

Nima, is this a compliment to me, or is it a detriment to me?

However, when he thought of this woman's fierce and fierce character, Xiao Chen had no intention of arguing.

Even if he knew a lot, Xiao Chen didn't want to argue with this woman.

Because then you can't argue at all, and you will appear crazy and stupid.

So, Xiao Chen just smiled and said, "Yes, Mr. Lin, what you said is right!" I can't compare to you for these professional things! ”

Looking at Xiao Chen's deflated appearance, the moment Lin Ximeng lowered his head and stroked his hair, a sly smile appeared at the corner of his mouth, but it disappeared in a flash, and even Xiao Chen didn't notice it.

At this time, the waiter had already brought the dishes, and of course, there was a vegetable salad ordered by Lin Ximeng.

"Oh mama! The food is finally here, and I'm going to go! ”

Xiao Chen smiled, then picked up the dishes and chopsticks and began to taste them slowly, and let out a sigh of admiration from time to time.

Listening to Xiao Chen's indecent voice, Lin Ximeng frowned, and said while taking a small bite of the vegetable salad, "I'll only give you ten minutes to eat."

“……”

Hearing Lin Ximeng's words, Xiao Chen's face froze, and he was speechless, he didn't expect this woman to remember this stubble!

Don't you want to be so pitiful?!

As she spoke, Lin Ximeng also raised the exquisite Patek Philippe limited edition watch on her wrist and said, "Three minutes and forty-two seconds have passed now, and there are six minutes and eighteen seconds left until ten minutes." You can do it. ”

After speaking, Lin Ximeng stopped caring about Xiao Chen's constipated face, and ate the vegetable salad by herself.

Lin Ximeng...... Count you ruthless! ”

Xiao Chen gritted his teeth, muttered softly, and then began to eat bitterly.

At such a time, there was no time to taste the delicious food at all, Xiao Chen just sent the food to his mouth, and swallowed it without even chewing the food.

It is most appropriate to describe it as a windswept cloud.

Fortunately, Xiao Chen has a strong stomach and throat, otherwise he might have choked to death.

After the waiters and customers in the restaurant were so surprised that they seemed to see the sow climbing the tree and the cow flying in the sky, Xiao Chen and Lin Ximeng ended the lunch and walked out of the restaurant.

……

In the car.

Xiao Chen hiccuped one after another, non-stop, while Lin Ximeng sat in the back row, silent, as if he was closing his eyes and recuperating.

"I said Mr. Lin, didn't you see the eyes of those people in the restaurant looking at me just now...... That's a horror! ”

Xiao Chen turned his head and smiled, and said, "I think they must have regarded me as a starving ghost!" Mr. Lin, don't you say? ”

However, Lin Ximeng didn't respond to Xiao Chen, as if he hadn't heard him speak, leaving him with a pretty face without any expression.

Xiao Chen pursed his lips, then turned his head and changed to a song "FantasticBaby" from the Stick Country, and then shook his head and hummed "boomshakalaka... boomshakalaka......" began to laugh at himself.

This divine comedy spread all over the streets and alleys of China really lifted people's spirits, and Xiao Chen suddenly felt sleepy.

At this time, Xiao Chen inadvertently glanced at the rearview mirror, and suddenly, his heart began to pound, almost jumping to his throat.

Because he happened to see Lin Ximeng's entire delicate body from the reversing mirror, and what was particularly eye-catching was the woman's long legs.

Tsk, I have to say that this woman's figure is really good and there is nothing to say!

Those long legs are round and straight, fair, smooth and translucent, if Brother Pig sees it, he may salivate three thousand feet.

Looking at Lin Ximeng's slightly open legs, especially the looming gap between his legs, Xiao Chen only felt that his face suddenly burned like a fire.

What kind of little Nene is this woman wearing?

T-shaped, lace, hollow ...... Still is?

Or...... Look?

Anyway, this woman won't get pregnant.

As soon as this thought popped up, it was like the sea at high tide, and it could not be contained.

It wasn't until he arrived at an intersection with a red light that Xiao Chen stopped the car, and then began to adjust the rearview mirror in a pretended manner.

Open a little more...... Open a little more......

Xiao Chen thought silently in his heart, and then aimed the reversing mirror between Lin Ximeng's legs.

Then, Xiao Chen's evil face appeared in the reversing mirror, with a wicked smile on the corner of his mouth.

It's just that at this time, Lin Ximeng, who was sitting in the back seat, suddenly opened his eyes, and when he raised his eyes, he saw the reversing mirror directly in front of him, and the obscene smiling face in the reversing mirror.

Lin Ximeng froze, as if she sensed something, she reached out and took the shawl that was placed aside, covered her legs, and then glared at Xiao Chen fiercely, and said coldly: "Xiao Chen, if you don't want me to poke your eyes blind, then you'd better put away your crooked thoughts."

After speaking, Lin Ximeng closed his eyes again and began to close his eyes to recuperate.

The beauties all slept out, and Lin Ximeng was convinced of this.

"Uh...... This ......"

Xiao Chen laughed dryly, waited until the red light turned green, and then stepped on the accelerator and started the car.

At this critical moment!

Suddenly, an old man came out from the side, and it was okay to kill it, but the key was that the old man was still on the front of the car as if he was not dying.

The body shook suddenly, and Xiao Chen stepped on the brakes in time!

"Xiao Chen, what's going on? Why are you suddenly hitting the brakes?! ”

Lin Ximeng was awakened and asked subconsciously.

"Oh mama! It seems to have hit someone!! ”

Xiao Chen exclaimed, his tone was not afraid and fearful, but surprised and excited.

Lin Ximeng naturally heard the surprise in Xiao Chen's tone, she only thought that this man was stupid just now, and his head was a little abnormal, but frowned and said, "Let's go, let's get out of the car and take a look."

"Oh!"

Xiao Chen made an "OK" gesture, then unbuckled his seat belt, took the lead in jumping out of the car, and helped Lin Ximeng open the car door.

With a gloomy expression, Lin Ximeng got out of the car and got out of the car with Xiao Chen to check the old man's injuries.

As soon as Lin Ximeng and Xiao Chen approached, the old man's eyes rolled, and then he screamed bitterly, "Hey, hey, hey...... My old waist......"

"Uncle, you should be okay, right?" Lin Ximeng asked as gently as she could.

"What do you mean I'm supposed to be fine, right? Why are you okay, how did you drive, hit me, I'm going to call the police! I'm going to sue you! ”

The old man was lying on the ground like a dog, and under the watchful eyes of everyone, he shouted in a loud voice, "My waist is going to be broken by you, don't believe it, take a look!" See if it's broken! ”

As he spoke, the old man shamelessly pulled up his shirt, revealing his wrinkled belly, and wailed: "My mother! My old waist! I was hit by you, I'm afraid I'm going to be paralyzed this time! ”