Li Guo actually didn't say a word since Bird Zijing's second call. Everything that is said later is because of the sins created by a small insect that looks like a shell that is now being grabbed by the little new girl.

The insect didn't know when it climbed up the back of Li Guo's neck, and it wasn't until Mo Chou forced it out with the murderous aura that came out of the sheath that the people in the car really saw its true face.

"It's called a sound bug." Bird Zijing's face was full of flirtatious style: "It is a harmless Gu, and its function is to copy the inner words of the person in the Gu, and the person concerned will not know it at all." ”

Li Guo covered his face silently, almost ashamed of himself, what he was thinking just now, he knew best. Originally, this kind of inconsequential Italian silver, just think about it yourself, but it was re-read by this little gadget, and the girls in this car were all ridiculed, including their well-behaved child daughter-in-law, all of whom had a strange expression that tried to hold back their laughter.

"If it weren't for the fact that your mouth didn't move, but you said a bunch of muffled words. We really can't find out. Bird Zijing took the worm from Xiaoxin's hand and put it on the back of Xiaoxin's neck. Xiaoxin's mouth didn't open, but her voice came out: "Old aunt, don't think that if I can't resist, I won't lose my temper." I don't know you well, I warn you, you hurry up and take it for me. I don't feel ashamed to expose my thighs every day, and when I grow up, I will grow my legs to one meter eight, and I will be angry with you. ”

"You see, that's the effect." The bird spirit glanced at the little new girl with a strange expression, and patted her head and said, "Little sister...... As a child, you can't be so precocious. ”

And as she spoke, she put the little insect on Mo Chou's shoulder: "......"

"Huh?" The bird spirit picked up the insect in great surprise and looked at it, and put it back on Mo Chou's body.

“……”

"How did you do that?" Birdie was extremely surprised: "Your mind is blank? ”

Mo Chou shook his head: "Mo Chou sword qi protects the body, this is just a plaything, and thousands of them are not afraid." ”

Toriko's brows furrowed: "It's boring......"

As she spoke, she threw the shell Lang directly on the glasses girl named Bird Er who was driving in front of her: "That potpourri in the spring, Langli Grand......"

"This is fun...... "Torikojin laughed, and in no less than two seconds, her expression suddenly became gray and serious.

"It's clearly a demonstration against us." The bird spirit was silent for a while: "Or is it a gesture of goodwill?" Although this kind of Gu is useless, but to be refined, the materials are the same as those of the Hundred Poisonous Silkworms, and they are all treasures at any time. It is equivalent to at least 10 million yuan. ”

Li Guo pinched the little bug. He looked left and right: "This thing is tens of millions?" ”

"Yes, in fact, this material can be bought with money. Cultivators also have to live a good life, and if they don't have money, they have to go to work, and if they can't find a job, they have to sell baked cakes, or even become thieves. Bird Zijing said, took out a magazine from the car, pointed to the star with huge breasts and wearing a surname on the cover, and said, "She is a cultivator, the overall champion of the Avenue of Stars last year." Originally, it was based on the local flavor and sweet and pure position, but now it is more and more surname......"

"Don't get off the hook." Li Guo leaned his head against the cold car window: "That person can play such a prank on me casually, so if he wants to kill me, isn't it also casual?" ”

The one who answered Li Guo was not the bird spirit, but the sword immortal who kept putting the echo worm on the little new girl: "I'm afraid it's not that simple, this Gu Dao also has Gu Dao rules, the more powerful it is, the more difficult it is." At that time, this Gu was a plaything given by his new wife to the official family, although it was valuable, it was harmless to humans and animals. If it were those invisible Gu who killed people, there were all kinds of unbelievable restrictions, otherwise this world would have been the world of this Gu liberator. ”

Torikojing nodded again and again: "This is probably a dismount, or simply because I fell in love with you...... Well, this flavor is heavier, so I'm still inclined to prank and get off the horse. But this guy can give people Gu with a phone call, and this skill is not simple. ”

Mo Chou came out again to popularize science for the bird: "Don't speculate wildly, frightening Xianggong." This must be a personal thing that has been obtained. ”

Something close to you?

Li Guo suddenly had a shivering chill rising from his tail bone for no reason. In fact, what is terrible in this world is not a mysterious organization with distorted values, but a pervert with a view of life, values, and a world view. After all, if you mess with the previous one, it's a big deal to die. And provoke the latter one...... Damn, I have to vomit out the nest head I ate before Hong Kong's return. It's like life is better than death.

"Don't keep saying it so disgusting...... "Birdie pretended to be disgusting a few times: "Your brother Li is not like this." ”

Mo Chou is a strong party in all aspects of logical analysis. But when it comes to playing word games with a scum like Bird Zijing, she is indeed not on a horizontal line, so when she heard Bird Zijing's tone as if she knew Li Guo very well, she immediately asked unconvinced: "How do you know?" ”

Li Guo wanted to cry without tears now, he held Mo Chou's hands with both hands, and he couldn't even say the tragedy. But at this time, the bird spirit took advantage of his inattention and threw the toy Gu on his body.

"I'm really not interested in men, I've been waiting for you to be an adult, smooth, moist and hairless is my favorite......"

"Ah......" Mo Chou's face turned red suddenly, and he refused to raise his head when he grabbed Li Guo's back. And Li Guo was still suspicious as if he didn't know anything.

Things in the world are always so embarrassing. After Li Guo found out about the bird spirit's prank, he didn't talk to anyone the whole way. Just silently thinking about what the pervert was going to do next after taking his "personal thing" and playing a little game with him.

Of course, no one spoke to him on the way. Mo Chou was still in a shy state in his arms, and Xiaoxin Sister and Bird Zijing also began to treat him coldly because of Li Guo's stuffiness, and the two not very normal Lori and the Royal Sister got together and told each other strange stories.

And the echo insect has been placed on the neck of Bird Er, and Li Guo has also listened to "Potpourri ...... in Spring" all the way

When the car arrived at its destination, Li Guo found that the "good fate" of the bird spirit was standing at the gate of a golden temple and saluting people coming and going, and once he saluted, those well-dressed people would basically throw a handful of RMB into the merit box. That posture, if you throw one, you are embarrassed to say hello to people, at least twenty starts with it, and I even saw a little old lady carrying a suitcase and pouring it directly into it.

That's all red circulating currency...... "Being a monk makes so much money?" Li Guo watched in the car for a long time: "This is more profitable than opening a school." ”

Bird Zijing snorted twice, leaned next to Li Guo, and put on a expression: "Brother Guoguo, you must not have this idea, there are so many girls around you who will fall in love with you." ”

Li Guo's face was bitter: "Can you stop squeezing me?" I'm telling you, that is, I'm good-tempered, and the others are gone early. ”

"Yo...... Then do I have to let you touch it as compensation for hurting your liver? The bird spirit aggressively leaned towards Li Guo's body: "Come touch, come, although I am not smooth and moist and hairless, but I am also an old virgin for more than a hundred years." ”

Li Guo coughed dryly and patted Zhan Lu beside him: "Zhan Lu! Teach her a lesson. ”

"Stop!" Seeing what was going on, Bird Zijing quickly accepted her look of dissatisfaction, and her face turned pale: "Enough fun, let Bird Er sing here." Let's go down and ask you about what you're doing. ”

When he was about to get out of the car, Bird Zijing suddenly turned around and looked at Li Guo with blazing eyes: "You won't have a nine-tailed fox in your body, right......?"

Li Guo was stunned for a moment, and pinched his two hands with a strange expression: "Psychic Technique......"

"No toads came out." Li Guo kicked the bird's buttocks: "Hurry up, don't get in my way." ”

After Li Guo came out behind Bird Zijing's buttocks, he found that Xiaoxin's sister had opened the car door on the other side and walked out with Mo Chou and Shi Shiran.

Li Guo and Bird Zijing froze for three seconds...... Then they looked at each other, and the same two words were clearly written in their eyes: "Stupid ......"

When the four of them came to Brother Shanyuan, Brother Shanyuan didn't raise his head, and saluted directly: "The world is different, and you know the bitterness and happiness." ”

"Huh?" Brother Shanyuan didn't hear the sound of RMB entering the box: "The world...... Oh...... Good karma! ”

Brother Shanyuan, who raised his head, saw Li Guo and Bird Zijing coming, and directly took out a seal from his pocket and put a box in it: "Go, sit in the house!" ”

"How much money did you cheat this morning?" The bird spirit used his beak to nun the outer fortune box: "It looks like a lot." ”

"The more people who have ghosts in their hearts, the more money they donate. in vain to ask for forgiveness from God. Brother Shanyuan's face was not wavering: "Actually, it's useless, planting the cause is seeking the effect, if the money is useful, won't the cause and effect in the world be messed up?" ”

"Isn't that a lie?" Li Guo took two steps faster and stood side by side with Brother Shanyuan: "Will it be better if you explain it?" ”

Brother Shanyuan smiled: "Didn't I say that I know bitterness and happiness...... How can I stop people from giving money, we still have more than 20 orphanages under our name, and hundreds of people are waiting to eat. ”

Bird Zijing's eyes rolled, took out five yuan from his pocket, and handed it to Brother Shanyuan: "Take it!" ”

Li Guo really felt that the bird spirit was a bit too much, but just as he was about to speak, Brother Shanyuan took the first step and looked at the bird spirit with a smile on his face: "Your small step is a big step for birds." ”

"I said......" Li Guo finally reacted, the bird spirit is not a human at all, she has no obligation to feel sorry for the life and death of human beings, even if the human race is extinct, she can still reproduce a huge race by laying eggs...... After a few people walked to the meditation room with only a bed, a bookcase, a coffee table and a computer, Brother Shanyuan opened the computer casually and began to broadcast Jay Chou's Dongfeng Po: "I guessed right, you came this time to ask him about being canonized, right?" ”

Li Guo was puzzled for a moment: "How do you know?" ”

"When I called Shanyuan just now, she pressed the wrong button and the phone didn't hang up. I've been listening to it. Brother Shanyuan stretched out a hand to Li Guo: "My name is Chen Zhigang." ”

Li Guo was stunned: "Shouldn't you call it Gyatso...... I think those living Buddhas are called this. My name is Li Guo. ”

Chen Zhigang shook his head helplessly: "It's all sincerity, don't disturb it, there are hundreds of thousands of living Buddhas all over the world, it's just business expansion, after all, we also need to eat, almost as long as it's a little famous and willing to donate money, we will seal him as a living Buddha." ”

As he spoke, he took out a delicate small notebook from his pocket: "Do you want it, we are destined, I will give you one for free." There are also Changhong Gyatso, Haier Gyatso, Hisense Gyatso, Konka Gyatso, and Jili Gyatso. Oh, and Sonny Gyatso and Panasonic Gyatso, but Sonny Gyatso has already been booked out. ”

Li Guo and Bird Zijing instantly penetrated into their bodies like tens of millions of volts of ultra-high voltage current, and they didn't say anything for a long time.

"No way, these are big sponsors......"

Li Guo cautiously pointed to the "Microsoft Gyatso" on the notebook that was crossed out with a red pen and said, "This ......"

Brother Shanyuan sighed: "I only have a little domestic brand left in my quota, they even have to worship foreign flattery, I don't have anything to do." I think Changhong Gyatso and Haier Gyatso are good, do you want it? ”

Li Guo swallowed his saliva with difficulty, pointed to the notebook with two poor children who couldn't afford QQ shows and said, "That'...... If I don't want money, I'll want Haier. ”

Brother Shanyuan nodded: "Give me your ID card, and I'll make a copy." This is a bonus point for the college entrance examination, and some Buddhist colleges can also be admitted without examination, and most of the people who come to buy places are the parents of college entrance examination candidates. Fifty-one million is just a game of mahjong for them. But for the children in the orphanage, it could be a year's worth of food. You have to understand. ”

Li Guo nodded, signaling that he understood. Then there was a step back: "If you can sell it for money, then forget it." It's useless for me to come. ”

"Don't force it, I'll give it if you want it. In fact, I will give it to anyone who asks for it, but they are very conscious of giving money. Brother Shanyuan closed the notebook and glanced at Bird Zijing and Mo Chou: "I told you about his problem, but you must not try to solve it yourself." ”

Li Guo, Mo Chou and Bird Zijing asked in unison, "Why?" ”

And when the little new girl saw their appearance, she also added a milky voice at the back: "For Shenma......"

(To be continued)