Chapter 6 Chen Haonan
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"Squeak......
The pervasive lust in the Academic Affairs Office was interrupted by this sudden voice, and the movements of the fat man and the young girl who were passionate inside suddenly stopped, and they all looked towards the door. (.)
"Ah, that, that, I'm sorry, I, I didn't mean to, you continue, continue ......" Qin Feng was very embarrassed, and hurriedly lowered his head and waist, but his eyes were staring at the young girl's naked half of the snow peak, stretched out his hand to close the door, and retreated.
Seeing Qin Feng's squinting gaze, the young girl's face blushed, and she hurriedly jumped off the desk, and her hand was taken off the crotch of the fat man's pants to tidy up her messy clothes.
Qin Feng stood against the door of the Academic Affairs Office, his face was still unfinished, obviously he was about to arrive in the Gao Qi Dynasty, but he was interrupted by himself, unhappy, he was very unhappy.
After a while, the young girl staggered past Qin Feng's side with a shy face.
"Come in!" Immediately, the muffled voice of an obese man came from the office.
Pushing open the door, Qin Feng appeared in the Academic Affairs Office, and walked to the desk that was in full swing just now, there was a middle-aged man sitting in front of him, a little fat, with a straight face at this time, and there was an invisible gloom in the depths of his eyes, as if someone owed him eighteen million.
Sensing the gloom in the fat man's eyes, Qin Feng laughed in his heart, but said seriously: "Director Wang, hello, my name is Qin Feng, I am a freshman this year, come and report to you." ”
"Freshman report?" Director Wang's eyes were even more gloomy, and he sneered in his heart, and said, "Classmate, half a month has passed since the start of school, why did you come to report?" ”
"Any questions?" Qin Feng snorted, he looked at the fat guy in front of him suspiciously, but his heart was like a mirror, he had ruined the good things of others just now, and now he was making things difficult for him.
"Of course there is a problem!" Director Wang's eyes flashed slightly, and he looked at Qin Feng seriously, and said: "The registration time of the Education Bureau is limited, and once the registration is over, the student status will be returned......
Syllable......
Before Director Wang could finish speaking, Qin Feng took out a dark frying pan from the backpack behind his back and threw it on the desk: "Director, is it okay now?" ”
Director Wang's body shook, his face also changed, he looked at the pan on the table, and looked at Qin Feng suspiciously, he didn't want to hit me, right? Like a red wolf fighting a gray wolf?
"What are you going to do?" Director Wang said vigilantly.
"That, Director Wang, it's not good, I'm sorry, I got it wrong!" Qin Feng smiled awkwardly, and hurriedly put away the pan on the table, this was his artifact of bubble noodles, and it must not be thrown away.
Call......
Director Wang breathed a sigh of relief, and he wiped the sweat on his forehead: "Classmate, the time for registration has passed, and it will definitely not work in theory." ”
While speaking, Director Wang coughed dryly twice, stretched out his hand on the table and rubbed it gently.
"Ah......" Qin Feng nodded clearly, took out a stack of CDs in his backpack, which were all large-scale packaging, and reluctantly put them on the table, and said: "Director Wang, I didn't bring any gifts in a hurry, this is the collector's edition of Teacher Cang's complete works reads;." Just now, I watched your Guanyin jade hand too jerky, and the technique and strength are not skilled, these should help you. ”
"......" The corners of Director Wang's mouth twitched a few times in a row, looking at the collector's edition of Mr. Cang's complete works on the desktop, the corners of his mouth on the other side twitched a few times again. I'll it, where did this weird thing come from, don't you even understand such a little meaning? Hurriedly coughed a few times to hide his embarrassment, and said: "Classmate, I understand your intentions, but I can't accept this gift, as for the admission, theoretically no, in principle, there are some problems." ”
"Still have questions?" The smile on Qin Feng's face also sank, and he said in a deep voice: "Director Wang, this is not good, that is not good, you will not deliberately make things difficult for me, right?" ”
"Classmate, as the greatest people's teacher of the motherland, how can he make things difficult for an ignorant child?"
"Since it's not difficult, why can't it be done?" Qin Feng's originally handsome face was full of coldness, and he asked coldly.
"The registration time has passed, and the registration window of the Education Bureau has closed, so it can't be done." Director Wang said with a gloomy face.
"Oh?" The corners of Qin Feng's mouth slowly hooked up an arc, he took out a mobile phone in his trouser pocket, pressed his fingers back and forth, and a photo suddenly appeared on the screen, he took it to the desk and shook it a few times, and said playfully: "Director Wang, is it okay now?" ”
Seeing the bare white breasts on the screen, Director Wang's face immediately became very ugly, although he didn't see what it was, he could guess that the man in front of him had witnessed the whole process in his office. The photos in the mobile phone are naturally his nude photos.
"Classmate, classmate, what is this?" With a gasp, Director Wang immediately put on a smiling face, he wiped the sweat on his forehead, and asked cautiously.
"Ah, when I was standing at the door just now, my hand accidentally shook, so my actions in the office were all filmed by me, and the camera system of this mobile phone is very good, it is twenty-five consecutive shots, and it can be watched as a micro-movie." Qin Feng said with a wicked smile.
"Please sit, please sit down...... Director Wang's fat face trembled twice, he hurriedly stood up on the chair, and was extremely polite to Qin Feng, after all, Qin Feng was holding his handle, if the photo came out, I am afraid that his position as director would not be kept.
Sitting down, Qin Feng looked at Director Wang, who was weak-hearted, and said, "Director Wang, why do you have so much sweat on your forehead, and your face is not very good-looking......
"Ahem, ahem......"
Director Wang coughed violently twice and said, "Classmate, you must have misunderstood, just now Teacher Liu said that his chest was uncomfortable, so let me show her, who would have thought that you would bump into him!" ”
"Huh? I see. It's because I don't know Mount Tai because I have eyes, but I didn't expect Director Wang to be a medical master! Qin Feng pretended to exaggerate and said with a wicked smile.
"Where, where!" Director Wang's old face turned red, and he hurriedly changed the topic and said, "Qin Feng, classmate Qin, you came to register, have the admission procedures been completed?" ”
"It's all done, just wait for Director Wang's instructions!" Qin Feng continued to smile evilly, and asked suspiciously, "Director Wang, didn't you say just now that the window is closed?" Theoretically, no, is there something wrong with it in principle? ”
Director Wang's face was cloudy for a while, and he laughed and said: "Yes, yes, whether in principle or in theory, it can be!" ”
Can you do it? If you annoy him and publicize the photo in school, can you still mix in school?
"In that case, then the director will do his best to arrange for me to enroll!" Qin Feng put away his phone and looked at Director Wang with a smile on his face.
"Good, good!" As he spoke, Director Wang had already gotten up and opened the door.
……
Under the leadership of Director Wang, all departments of the school were unimpeded, and Qin Feng officially became a student of Nanhua College. With his dormitory key and brand-new futon in his arms, he turned and left.
"Classmate Qin, hey, Classmate Qin......" Director Wang smiled and shook his fat body to catch up.
"What? Director Wang, do you have anything else? Qin Feng said suspiciously.
"That, classmate Qin, that, the photo thing, please don't spread it around, after all, after all, I still have to find a school to mess around?" Director Wang said with a smile on his face.
"Oh, the photo thing, Director Wang, I deleted it just now." Qin Feng smiled evilly, turned around and walked after speaking.
"It's good to delete it, it's good to delete it......" Director Wang muttered to himself, as soon as he looked up, Qin Feng in front of him was gone, and his gaze suddenly became gloomy: "The kid dares to threaten me?" Hmph, let's come to a long time, wait and see, in the next four years, Lao Tzu will let you walk around without eating. ”
After leaving Director Wang, Qin Feng took out his mobile phone and glanced at it, a wicked smile appeared at the corner of his mouth, and he shook his head and said, "This pig-headed director is really foolish, just a single photo can be settled!" ”
Just now, the photo Qin Feng took out was naturally not Director Wang's nude photo, he only cared about himself at the time, and he didn't have time to take pictures at all, and the photo just now was a large-scale photo of Sister Mei sent from Xie Feifei's mobile phone.
Qin Feng took the dormitory key and walked all the way towards the dormitory building.
The boys' dormitory is located in front of a small forest, and the location is relatively remote, but the surrounding environment is very quiet, although it is far from the teaching building and the cafeteria, but it is not bad.
When Qin Feng walked to the door of the boys' dormitory, there was a large group of people around the door, pointing and discussing. Qin Feng squeezed through the crowd and walked to the front of the crowd, only to see a one-meter-high white plastic bucket placed next to the dormitory door, and next to the plastic bucket lay a boy, with a blue nose and swollen face, holding his legs with his hands, and wailing non-stop.
Qin Feng frowned slightly, and asked his classmates on the side, "Classmates, what's going on?" ”
The boy looked at Qin Feng like an idiot, and after a long time, he said, "Classmate, you're new here, right?" You don't even know about this, do you? I tell you, our boys' dormitory has a rule, you have to pay a toll every day to enter the dormitory! ”
"Who made the rules? Why do I have to pay tolls? Qin Feng was stunned, Nima, there are so many rules for entering a dormitory?
"Chen Haonan!"
"Ugh!" Qin Feng rolled his eyes and said, "Crazy boy?" Am I still a pheasant? ”
"Classmate, in short, before entering the dormitory, you must throw the money in, it doesn't matter how much you throw away, if you don't throw it, the end will be like him." The boy pointed to the boy who was lying on the ground and grinning, and said, "He just doesn't believe in evil, and the result is like this?" The leg bone must have been broken! ”
"Who is this Chen Haonan? Crazy, huh? Qin Feng glanced at the white plastic bucket, then at the boy lying on the ground and wailing, he asked with a sneer.