Chapter 6: Little Red Riding Hood
Four Demon Residence, the three of us sat opposite Wushuang solemnly, Xiaohui had already told Wushuang about our dinner at night, and she finally ended lightly: "This is your sister, she left you at the door of the orphanage." ”
Wushuang sat opposite us with his hands clenched into fists on his chin, and was silent for a while: "That's it?" ”
Ah Po whispered to me, "Wushuang won't go berserk, right?" ”
I said to Wushuang: "That's it, your sister has finally offered a bounty of 500 million to use as our hush money - Xiaohui's few words are worth 1.5 billion!" ”
Wushuang smiled faintly, got up and said, "Thank you, you are the only relatives in my world." ”
Ah Po and I said in unison: "Only three! ”
Ah Po clenched his fists and said, "Wushuang, if you want to ruin this woman's reputation, we will help you!" ”
Wushuang chuckled: "There's no need for that, she must love money more than reputation, and I have a better way to retaliate - I won't sign!" ”
We can feel his anger from Wushuang's light tone, and we can't help but feel a chill, Wushuang has indeed grasped the crux of the matter, there is no more cruel way to retaliate than to let Wei Jin lose his property, maybe she may be richer than ordinary people, but for a former billionaire woman, one million and ten million is no different from becoming destitute, not to mention, she may not even have so much......
That night, Wushuang had been listening to the so-called Little Red Riding Hood song on the Internet, and the girl's tactful and transparent singing voice kept floating out of his room: 28256, 28257, Ma Lan blossomed twenty-one, lalala, la, my heart was full of tenderness, for the girl from afar......
Strange to say, this song really seems to have such a magic: when you are sad, it is soft, when you are happy, it is so uplifting, it seems to sing for you. The three of us sat in the living room silently, in a complicated mood, and Ah Po, who has never had music cells, also said regretfully before going to bed: "It's a pity that I can't hear the full version, if I can find this Little Red Riding Hood, she will definitely be popular!" ”
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Full of melancholy and Sun Manlou, when he has nothing to do, he will sit at the door of the pet hospital, hold his chin and stare into the distance, and occasionally command a few flies to perform a 45-degree angle in front of his eyes to dive to the ground, and then pull up suddenly, like a fighter doing flying stunts. Seeing that autumn will begin in a few days, the golden period of his "career" will also pass, he can no longer go to the hotel to collect protection money, he is more sad than dead, he feels that he is wasting his life, the beard that was cut off by Thor is unwilling to grow out, Sun Manlou is too lazy to care, Lu Xiaofeng is four eyebrows, his two inverted eight-figure eyebrows plus the rest of the beard, it is simply a three-handed dog oil beard Sun Mankou. Of course, his melancholy still has some sustenance after all, Sun Manlou in the past was also brilliant, and he also appeared on TV, which is much better than Wang Cheng's empty sadness.
Wang Cheng squatted in the supermarket door every day to bask in the sun, the loneliness on his face was unobstructed, any photographer with a slight sense of the lens could win the Pulitzer Prize if he took him away, and anyone with a little curiosity would definitely get a lot of thrilling war stories as long as he stopped, but unfortunately the people on Wangfu Street had basically heard it, and no one was willing to patronize the pride of the war he constructed, Wang Cheng might turn his head to Xiao Lu and ask: "There are four ways to touch the whistle, do you know?" Of course, he asked this because he knew that Midori would ignore him.
Xiao Lu tiptoes on one foot every day, sometimes she will scribble a few times on the book she ordered, as long as no one buys anything, she can stand for a day, I really suspect that she has reached a certain level, looking at her standing on one foot that steadily, I think she can deceive the earth's gravity and fly in mid-air if she quietly lifts her feet......
Wei Jin didn't come back, maybe she also felt that what she did was not worthy of forgiveness, maybe she was thinking of countermeasures, I think it was the latter, because as far as ordinary people are concerned, Wei Jin still has a great chance, no matter how tragic and unfairly his fate was in the past, after all, there are 20 billion yuan on his name, and he will go his own way in the future, if I were her, I will not give up, of course, if I am unequal, I will not sign - many unnecessary disputes in the world are caused by misunderstandings and mutual misunderstanding.
Ay...... I'm fucking okay again, and I'm starting to get deep.
The only big thing that has happened in these few days has nothing to do with us: Little Red Riding Hood is finally on fire!
The TV show that day was like a signal and a fuse, triggering a viral spread, and there are generally only two outcomes for Internet hotspots to be moved to traditional media, either to be dull or to cause greater controversy, and the Little Red Riding Hood incident clearly belongs to the latter.
From the video upload to the present, Little Red Riding Hood has been clicked more than 100 million times in less than a month! This terrifying number means that not only does she keep attracting new attention, but also those who have followed her before. More than eighty percent of people have heard it once and then the next day, the ghost made a god and clicked in again,This song is temporarily titled "Ma Lan Blossom" The number of downloads is close to Tencent QQ,Many people are used to turning on this video when they go to work,It's very simple,The song is really good,Even A Po has listened to the song several times is basically invincible,He has liked two songs since he was a child,In addition to this, the lyrics of another song are like this:We are pests,We are pests......
Little Red Riding Hood's song is very normal and unsurprisingly known as the voice of an angel and continues to be called a natural sound, it has been described by critics as "Yunnan Baiyao in a noisy city" and "the conscience of music", of course, there are some cynical and pretending to be calm, in fact, it is the famous guy who wants to go off the rails and ridicule it, saying that this is the most lame hype.
But facts speak louder than words, and the singing along the way shows that people are still willing to believe in beauty, and they used to be so bored that they went to see what brother's loneliness, and what brother's legend was because of helplessness and self-deprecation. Now, Little Red Riding Hood has met all their spiritual needs, she sings beautifully, and she is still mysterious, judging from the video, she has ten slender fingers, and more than half of the people are willing to believe that she is a beautiful girl, but there are also a large number of people who feel that this statement is simply insulting Little Red Riding Cycle, and they unanimously show that Little Red Riding Hood is still their angel even if she is not good-looking. It must be said that this is already a myth and a leap on the network of impetuousness and belief in ridicule.
Little Red Riding Hood, she mysterious, low-key, without a trace of impurities quietly came to people's lives, she was delicate and unattainable, noble and ill-fated, she inspired all men's desire to protect and all women's princess plots, she hit everyone's cuteness fiercely, pinched the whole world's seven inches, now, everyone, including those who really like her, jealous of her, envy her and even hate her, are eagerly hoping that she can appear, everyone understands that although Little Red Riding Hood has not yet been found, the great godhead has been erected, Once she returns to the throne, she will shine with the unsurpassed light of an emperor-level superstar, and she will become the Susan of China - compared to Susan, Little Red Riding Hood is still younger, and more legendary, no matter which record company gets her first, she will be like the one who has nuclear weapons first, and will deal a fatal blow to all opponents!
So, now there are countless people who are looking for Little Red Riding Hood like crazy with various purposes!
After not hearing from me for a while, someone suddenly came to his senses: although I am not Little Red Riding Hood, why can't I become Little Red Riding Hood? Not only is it quicker than taking off your clothes and making yourself famous, but even if you fail, it doesn't seem like much - you might even be famous!
So the first fake made its debut, it was a good-looking girl, the only drawback was that she loved to pout and pretend to be cute, she said that she was Little Red Riding Hood, she appeared in front of the public with a red guitar, which really caused a sensation, but people soon found out that she couldn't play at all......
With this experience, people became much more cautious later, and Little Red Riding Hood appeared! They ran to the TV station in droves to pitch themselves, then sang a song and were kicked out in droves......
Later, the appearance of another great girl caused a sensation, and she grasped the most critical point of the problem - she wore a red octagonal hat, exactly like the one in the video, but as soon as she started singing, she was blasted out, and she could sing better than Little Green to a limited extent.
Then, the business of selling octagonal hats began to explode, this kind of early things were very popular for a while, a manufacturer who had a large number of octagonal hats in the 90s has since become the boss of the line, and the girls, whether they want to impersonate someone else, are willing to buy one to wear or put in the most conspicuous place at home, just like they believe they are princesses when they wear princess dresses when they are children.
But it's very simple, the singing voice is all the proof, so far I haven't found anyone with the same timbre or close to Little Red Riding Hood, some people even analyzed, the real Little Red Riding Hood has watched the video a long time ago, but he didn't dare to come out because he couldn't sing the feeling he had at the beginning, so he would rather it become a legend.
Of course, none of this has anything to do with us, and Wushuang wants Little Red Riding Hood to show up sooner, but he just wants to hear her sing more.
On this day, Wei Jin finally came again, she picked a time when we were all in the supermarket, and began to carefully observe our expressions before we entered the door, she was still probably holding on to a ten-thousandth hope, hoping that we didn't say anything to Wushuang, but as soon as she saw Wushuang look at her, she knew that she had failed.
Wei Jin simply spread his hands and said: "Okay, it's okay to talk about it, I was sorry for you at the beginning, not our father, you shouldn't have any worries now, right?" Sign it. ”
Wushuang's face said expressionlessly: "It's impossible." ”
Wei Jin said: "If you sign, I can give you 50% of my share as compensation for you." ”
Wushuang said: "I don't want it." ”
Wei Jin said softly: "Brother......"
"Don't call me brother."
At this time, Xiao Lu, who came back to his senses, said to Wei Jin: "What do you want to buy?" ”
Wei Jin glanced at her and ignored her, and said to Wushuang: "Okay, if you are angry, you can scold me, beat me or scold me......"
Wushuang: "I don't hit women. ”
I added: "He taught women how to beat men. ”
Wei Jin finally broke down and said, "How on earth are you willing to forgive me?" ”
Wushuang suddenly showed a vicious smile: "A year later, if you are still in the mood to recognize me as a younger brother at that time, then I will forgive you!" ”
Wei Jin said with a crying voice: "I owe you!" But over the years, I have worked hard to run Wei's enterprise, so that its assets have tripled, if there is no me, even if all the family property belongs to you, there is not as much as you are now, in the end you are not satisfied? ”
Wushuang was silent for a while, and suddenly asked, "How old are you this year?" ”
Wei Jin was stunned and said, "33 years old." ”
Wushuang said: "Was it true that I was thrown out by you on the day I was born?" ”
Wei Jingang wanted to explain something, and Wushuang suddenly became angry and said: "You were only 8 years old that year-sister!" ”
Wei Jin was speechless for a while, and walked out of the door with a gloomy expression, Xiao Lu missed a lot of plots because of his distraction, and saw that Wei Jin was leaving, so he nodded and said, "You go slowly, welcome to come next time." ”
We thought that the matter would be over here, but we didn't expect Wei Jin to be gloomy for a while and then turn back, and said in a natural tone: "Then I'll come back tomorrow." ”
Wushuang suddenly went crazy and shouted, "Don't come again, I don't want to see you again!" ”
Wei Jin also became excited, and jumped up and said, "Impossible!" That's 2 billion assets, don't you know what that is? If you don't sign for a day, I won't give up for a day, and on the last day I'll die in front of you! At the end, he changed to a pleading tone and said, "You say, what do I have to do before you can forgive me?" ”
At this time, Wushuang's company called him, and the bell rang: "Lalala, lalala, my heart is full of tenderness, for the girl from afar......" is the song of Little Red Riding Hood, at the same time, a vendor outside the door pulled a cart of red octagonal hats and shouted while walking: "Sell Little Red Riding Hood, the most popular Little Red Riding Riding Hood, you can also become a god of song by wearing it......
Wushuang, who was being attached to Wei Jin like a dog's skin plaster, was extremely uncomfortable, and at this time, his eyes suddenly lit up, and he pointed at Xiao Green Road: "Unless you make people believe that she is Little Red Riding Hood!" ”
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This chapter is also known as: Mission Impossible
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