Chapter 194: It's hard to build~

was asked by Li Kui, this Dai Zong reacted, swallowed the venison in his mouth with a burp, and ran outside the nunnery.

"It's a god." Dai Zong rushed to Zhou Tian hanging on the jujube tree, carefully looked at Zhou Tian's right leg swinging at high speed as if he was looking at a baby, and couldn't help but make a smack sound in his mouth, "I can actually urge the armor horse for the first time, tsk, I really ...... a god and a man."

"Dean, don't do it and see if it will work, this branch is about to be unable to hold on, if you don't help me stop, maybe you will have to go to Suzhou next time you see me." Zhou Tian looked at Dai Zong and that stunned, and couldn't help reminding, Okay, you studied with that, I can't stand it...... "Well, ...... well" Dai Zong recited a few spells in his mouth, and tapped on Zhou Tian's leg at will, and after Dai Zong's point, the swing of Zhou Tian's right leg slowed down, but it didn't really stop.

"Dean, can you help people to the end, and stop me completely." Although Zhou Tian's legs have not completely stopped swinging, he has been able to stand firmly on the ground, but he still has to maintain the reading power of the golden rooster.

"Brother Zhou Tian, you can't eat meat before performing the Body Shape Technique, otherwise the control of this Divine Movement will be greatly reduced, we have just finished eating venison, so we can't completely stop the Brother's Divine Movement Technique." Dai Zong looked at Zhou Tian's crampy right leg and explained.

"Then the dean will teach me how to control the Divine Movement, and I'll try it myself." Well, it's okay to perform a magic spell, but just now I was a horse with venison in my mouth. Zhou Tian estimated that the attention to this taboo was only limited to low-level immortals, and he thought that his immortal body should not have those evasions.

"Brother, listen well...... "Since everyone has made the armor and horses, it doesn't matter if this method of controlling the armor horse is taught, and this magic technique can be passed on, even if he is worthy of the Taoist priest at the beginning, so this Dai Zong taught Zhou Tian the trick of controlling this magic technique.

"It's so simple......" Zhou Tian heard Dai Zong's words, and suddenly in his heart, he turned on the spiritual power on his body, and the armor horse fell off under the operation of Zhou Tian's spiritual power, and then turned into a burst of fire and disappeared.

"Feelings are similar to their own spirit runes, they are all surnames once." Zhou Tian was relieved to see his right leg stop, but the effect of the magic was still thereβ€”still trembling with that.

"Brother Zhou Tian, what's wrong with your leg." At this time, Li Kui, who had drunk and had a big head, also staggered out of the nunnery, and when he saw Zhou Tian's right leg and the twitch, he couldn't help but point and ask.

"This is the sequelae of cerebral thrombosis, you don't understand ......"

"I see, my brother is really cultured ......"-

After learning the magic practice, the three of them ate a while of wine, and when they saw that it was not early in the morning, they took Li Kui and Dai Zong to say goodbye and left.

Li Kui's kid is rich now, so this gambling addiction is naturally a little more powerful, and after talking to Zhou Tian, he went to the gambling house with stinky feet and smells of straw again. And Zhou Tian helped Song Jiang buy a piece of braised venison and then went back to his luxurious standard room.

"Tsk, thousand-year-old ginseng, exactly the same as recorded in the Book of Heaven." Zhou Tian took out the Korean ginseng that was similar to a radish that he got today and looked at it carefully.

This thousand-year-old ginseng is the main medicine of the simplest elixirs recorded in the Book of Heaven. Zhou Tian's cultivation is not slow to improve now, but it is far worse than when he was cultivating while taking medicine, so Zhou Tian's head naturally sprouted the idea of refining the elixir, but the materials needed to increase the elixir of spiritual power are very precious, in terms of the financial resources of the two small forces controlled by Zhou Tian, even if Ma Wu and Zhao Laosi are tied together and bought, they can't afford to buy a thousand-year-old ginseng, and the most important thing is that this thousand-year-old ginseng is still priceless, so when Zhou Tian saw that the golden man had this kind of thing in his hand, Naturally, I had to pay a lot of money to buy it.

After this incident, Zhou Tian felt that it was good for him to collect some rare materials in the middle and later generations when he traveled through ancient times, but now there is a little problem that is more troublesome - his Qiankun Ruyi bag is too fucking small, like a wallet, at most put a ginseng, and don't count the box, just such a small bag, even if Zhou Tian can get a lot of medicinal materials, he can't get it back. The only way is to collect the materials and quickly refine them into pills, but in this case, the problem arises again - where to find the alchemy guys, you must know that the alchemy furnace is not easy to find even in ancient times when the Fang Shi industry flourished. Besides, every time I cross to a place, I have to solve the problem of food and clothing first, how can I have spare time to make alchemy?

Sighing helplessly, Zhou Tian put away the Korean ginseng, took out a stack of paper, and began to make spirit talismans. After Song Jiang finished writing the anti-poem in the next two days, the gang of bandits on the beam were about to rob the law field, and they would definitely have to help when the time came, although the danger could not be talked about, but it was also prepared in advance, what if something like the flagpole fell and smashed his head, by the way, he had to make a beriberi charm for Li Kui...... In this way, the night of Sunday was spent in a busy place, and the spirit rune was naturally made in a full pocket, as long as there was no major incident, Zhou Tian could be used until the New Year...... The next day, Song Jiang, who hadn't had diarrhea all night, felt that he would no longer be unable to control it, so he wanted to ask Zhou Tian to go to this Jiangzhou city to play, but he was rejected by Zhou Tian on the grounds that he ate venison yesterday - Song Jiang's kid was cured of diarrhea in advance because of his own reasons, which laid a good foundation for him to write anti-poems, and if Zhou Tian wanted to wander around with Song Jiang, he couldn't keep any of his tendons wrong, and felt that the Great Song Dynasty was very harmonious, so he didn't write anti-poems. There was nowhere to cry that week, so in the past few days, Zhou Tian felt that he should stay away from Song Jiang, and he couldn't delay people's great idea of writing anti-poems.

Song Jiang also lived up to Zhou Tian's expectations, and on the third day, he saw that Dai Zong hurriedly ran in from outside the prison, and said to Song Jiang, who was drinking with Zhou Tian, "Brother, do you know that you have caused a big disaster." ”

Song Jiang was taken aback by Dai Zong's hurried appearance, and when he heard Dai Zong's words, he hurriedly stood up and said, "Brother, please elaborate." "This Song Jiang has not been in peace since he killed Yan Poxi, and he finally got into trouble again after two days of leisure and chic with wine and meat?

Dai Zong was in a hurry just now, coupled with the panic in his heart, after taking a sip of wine, he took a breath and said, "Brother didn't go to that Xunyang Tower a while ago, and he also wrote a poem upstairs." ”

Song Jiang nodded and said, "It seems that there is, when I said that I was sick in the abdomen and had nothing to do, I wanted to invite Brother Zhou Tian to travel to Jiangzhou together, but I didn't expect Brother Zhou Tian to have an itchy body, and then I went to look for you, but I couldn't find it, so I went to the Xunyang upstairs to drink a few glasses of wine, and then I forgot something, as if I really wrote a poem, but it was just a drunken speech, and I completely forgot it." ”

"Cause trouble, let you scribble, and you also write anti-poems, no one cares about writing a small advertisement these days, but you can't write anti-poems!" Zhou Tian naturally knew about this for a long time, but listening to the anxious conversation between the two, he had to show a worried look to express it.

"Brother, it's your poem that caused a big disaster, and now the prefect is sending people to arrest you, I just stabilized them to report to you!" Dai Zong slapped his thigh and said bitterly, obviously he had some resentment about Song Jiang's scribbling, isn't this asking for trouble for himself.

"It's over, it's over, my life is over!" When Song Jiang heard this, he naturally panicked, sat back on the stool in a dejected manner, his expression was lonely, and his face trembled - the bandit leader was also afraid of death.

"Brother, now I have a way to solve this problem." Dai Zong's eyes rolled, as a civil servant who has been working on the front line of deception for many years, this experience is a lot.

"What's the solution, brother save me." Song Jiang's eyes widened and he grabbed the last straw.

"Brother can mess up his hair, splash feces and urine on the ground, roll inside, and pretend to be crazy, and then he can get rid of it after drinking." Civil servants are civil servants, and this idea, tsk -- it's dirty.

"Brotherly words are good!" Song Jiang did not delay, after Dai Zong left, he began to operate, and it happened that the inventory in the place where his hands were cleaned yesterday had not been emptied, and all of them were used by Song Jiang.

"Brother, is it enough, I still have a new one." Zhou Tian covered his nose and said with concern.

"Enough is enough, just ......," Song Jiang replied.

"Brother, I think you should stuff it in your mouth, it's more real......" Zhou Tian came up with an idea.

"Good way...... Song Jiang panicked...... No, I was very moved and said, at this time, I don't give up, and I am the real brother who gives me ideas.

Song Jiang, who listened to Zhou Tian's suggestion, really got some yellow and white things and put them in his mouth, how to say the Northeast dialect, that is called Ke Jin'er~ vomit...... As soon as Song Jiang was fully armed, Dai Zong came with a group of officials.

"Which one is the newly matched Song Jiang." Dai Zong's acting level is good, he was like a brother just now, and he can pretend to be like the first time they met.

"It's that madman, adult, get him away, you don't know, that person is crazy and crazy, rolling in and urine, and eating and urine as brain platinum." Dai Zong was acting with that, and Zhou Tian also had to run the tricks, pointing to Song Jiang, who was making dung with that person, and then complained.

"You are Song Jiang." Dai Zong asked Song Jiang with very professional squinted eyes.

"What kind of birdman are you, call me by my name, Lao Tzu is the son-in-law of the Jade Emperor, my father-in-law asked me to lead 100,000 heavenly soldiers to kill you Jiangzhou people, King Yama is the vanguard, and the five generals are combined, and I have a golden seal, weighing more than 800 catties, kill a birdman like you!" Song Jiang is also a professional actor, and he remembers this line well, it's really like that.

"Is it a madman? Let's tie me up first. Dai Zong rolled his eyes and said to a few dukes next to him.

A few dukes didn't dare to make a move, of course, they weren't afraid of Song Jiang, but because Song Jiang's kid was covered with feces and urine, and he still had it in his mouth, fully armed, who dared to get started, but because of Zhou Tian's existence, those dukes looked at Zhou Tian after glancing at each other, and shouted at Zhou Tian, "You go!" ”

Just kidding, I'm afraid of getting dirty, so Zhou Tian hurriedly said, "This person is crazy, even if he catches it, it's useless, why don't you go and report this matter first, it's not too late to catch it, so as not to dirty your hands." ”

"Yes!" Dai Zong nodded, and deliberately said in a loud voice, "This person is crazy, even if he is arrested, it is useless, let's go back and report it first, and then the prefect will decide." ”

These public officials were afraid of getting a lot of dung, so they agreed with Dai Zong's proposal, and a few people responded and ran out of the cell with Dai Zong.

"Pick up a life......" Song Jiang saw Dai Zong and the others leaving, sat on the ground and gasped for breath, this pretending to be crazy and eating dung is really a hard job...... "Don't be happy too early......" Zhou Tian didn't dare to get too close to Song Jiang, so he went out of the cell to breathe under the pretext of letting off steam.

After a while, Dai Zong came back with people again, but this time those public people learned smart, got a basket, saw Song Jiang didn't say a word, then pretended to be in the basket and left, when he left, that Dai Zong had to shake his head at Zhou Tian and smile bitterly, it seems that Song Jiang's kid dung was eaten in vain, hey, Song Jiang is bitter, the taste can only be experienced by himself...... "Eat in the, Fang is a master, the bandit leader is not so easy to be......" Zhou Tian saw that Song Jiang was carried away in the basket, and he did not delay, After leaving the cell, he went to the gambling house in Jiangzhou City with a strong smell of stinky feet to find Li Kui, Zhou Tian did not tease Li Kui to rob the prison, but planned to let Li Kui take care of Song Jiang - the smell of Song Jiang was too strong, he probably couldn't stand it, and Li Kui, who had been cultivated in stinky feet all the year round, should like it...... Li Kui, who made a windfall, slept in the gambling house, and threw a pile of gold into the gambling house all day, and became a fortune boy who people like to see in the entire gambling house, so that the gambling house in the period of time when Li Kui entered the traffic skyrocketed, and became the most lively gathering place on this street. It promoted the development of commerce in the Song Dynasty and laid a solid foundation for the germination of capitalism in the middle and late Ming Dynasty - this is really nonsense!

"Tie Niu, you are still gambling here, something happened to Brother Song Jiang." Zhou Tian entered the gambling hall with a strong smell of stinky feet, grabbed Li Kui's neck and shouted.

"Don't move, wait until I'm done gambling on these two games......" Li Kui pulled his body, but found that he couldn't move at all, and when he turned his head and saw that it was Zhou Tian, he quickly said, "It turned out to be Brother Zhou Tian, hehe, what did my brother say just now." In Li Kui's eyes, Zhou Tian not only has good kung fu, but also gives himself money to spend, and more importantly, he has cured his itchy feet, so this Li Kui is very respectful to Zhou Tian.

"Brother Song Jiang has an accident, let the government arrest him, you can go back with me and take a look!" Zhou Tian let go of the hand holding Li Kui and repeated.

"What!" Li Kui jumped up and shouted, "Which dog official dares to catch Brother Song Jiang, whom I admire the most, wait for me to cut him." ”

"Don't say it's useless!" Zhou Tian patted Li Kui's head and said, "Hurry up and follow me to the cell to take care of Brother Song Jiang, maybe Brother Song Jiang will be back at this time." ”

Zhou Tian's words, Li Kui didn't dare to listen, and he didn't want the money in his hand, so he followed Zhou Tian all the way back to the cell.

When Li Kui and Zhou Tian returned to the cell, Song Jiang, who had been beaten by the board, was already lying in his standard luxury room humming, this standard room had been cleaned, and Song Jiang had also changed his clothes, but at this moment, Song Jiang's buttocks were blurred with blood, and he couldn't touch anyone at all, so he couldn't wash the bath, and the smell of feces on his body couldn't be removed. And Dai Zongzheng, who was giving medicine to Song Jiang at this moment, was dizzy from being smoked, and he was a little unfavorable when he spoke.

"Dean, how are things ......?" asked Zhou Tian.

Dai Zong sighed and shook his head, "This matter is not easy to do, my brother has already admitted to writing anti-poems, but I am afraid that there will be more luck and less luck." Dai Zong put down the medicine bottle in his hand, and said to Zhou Tian and Li Kui, "The prefect now asks me to go to Tokyo to deliver the letter, and the matter of my brother will have to wait for me to send the letter back before making a plan, and it will take a day and a night to go to Tokyo, so it will depend on two more people to take care of my brother." ”

"What are you talking about, Brother Song Jiang is my own brother, don't worry, I must take care of it." Li Kui agreed quite simply, but Dai Zong ignored him at all, Li Kui is a bad man, what if he wants to take care of Song Jiang to death.

"Don't worry, Dean, Brother Gongming will entrust it to me." Zhou Tian also responded.

Dai Zong saw that Zhou Tian agreed, so he put his mind at ease, packed up his things and was about to leave, but he told Zhou Tian, "Tie Niu, he likes to drink and make trouble, and nothing can happen at this time, so, Brother Zhou Tian, Tie Niu, he also has to rely on you to discipline him more." ”

"You don't worry about me, it's a big deal that I don't drink." Li Kui also has self-esteem, I'm afraid that I'll make trouble when I drink, so if I don't drink, it's just, hmph, look down on me, right?

"Yes, that's the best." Dai Zong nodded, put on the armor horse and performed the magic technique, and disappeared in front of everyone.

"Tie Niu, you take care of Brother Song Jiang first, and I'll go get some medicine for Brother Song Jiang." Zhou Tian saw that Song Jiang kept humming, and he felt uncomfortable, and planned to get him a spirit talisman to heal the injury first, of course, he could take a bath after healing the injury, or his luxurious standard room would also stink.

"Brother, bear with me first, I'll go get medicine." After Zhou Tian finished speaking to Song Jiang, he left Song Jiang's room as if flying.

It didn't take long for Zhou Tian to take a spirit rune like a quilt and came over, this Song Jiang's entire buttocks and near the root of his thigh were all broken, so the small spirit rune was not very useful, of course, due to the large wound area, the spiritual power consumed to make the spirit rune was a lot more, but Zhou Tian was also glad for Song Jiang, thanks to this board to hit the back, if you hit your own spiritual power in the front, it may not be enough to make a spirit rune - it is so hard to treat Ma Wu's infertility, and he said that the fifth limb was reborn......

(To be continued)