After Chen Lang returned home by car, the family of three had finished eating, Chen's father and Chen's mother were watching TV in the living room, and my sister was studying in her room.

"Mom and Dad, I'm back." Chen Lang pretended to be casual.

"How's it going to hang out with your classmates?" Chen's father and Chen's mother both turned around and asked.

"It's okay to play, but I'm a little tired after a day of playing, I'll go back to the room first, Mom and Dad." Chen Lang endured the pain and said.

"Then go back to the house and rest." Chen's father and Chen's mother didn't notice anything abnormal.

When Chen Lang returned to the house, he scratched his ears and cheeks for a while, and his body was still very painful, but the first time he fought, he didn't dare to tell his parents, so he could only wait a few days for the swelling to subside. Then Chen Lang took a shower, and by the way, he checked his injuries, there were a few places on his body that were blue, and it hurt when he touched it, so he could only endure it. After taking a bath, Chen Lang began to write a novel, hoping to finish it before the end of the year, get the manuscript fee as soon as possible, reduce the burden on the family, and at the same time, have money to buy some gifts for Tang Xiaomei, so Chen Lang endured the pain and began to copy "Zhu Xian".

Early the next morning, Chen Lang went to practice martial arts as usual, and met Teacher Liu on the way, when asked "Why didn't you come to my house to practice" with an embarrassed face, just thinking about Tang Xiaomei, he forgot about it, so he had to promise to go over to practice singing after breakfast, and then continue to write novels in the afternoon and evening, and by the way, he had a two-hour telephone porridge with Tang Xiaomei.

Soon it was Tuesday, at this time Chen Lang and Ma Qian had come to the broadcast room, Chen Lang saw Ma Qian's ok gesture, took a deep breath, and began to broadcast: "Teachers, students, hello everyone!" Welcome to listen to the "Wolf Comes" campus radio, I am Chen Lang, also known as "not nervous". Here's a quick look at this issue......"

"The wolf is coming? This pretty boy is really funny. "Many students in the class or in the club heard the voice on the radio and felt a burst of amusement.

"Okay, now it's time for our "Singing Table" part. But what makes me sad is that up to now, no student has come to order songs, not even any classmates in our class, which really makes me sad, but our song ordering station still has to continue, since no one orders songs, then this is the first time for me to complete. I ordered a song for one of our classmates, and I wrote it myself, of course, because my level is very low, so the song may be a little ridiculous, but I hope she can experience a little bit of my cuteness in this little bit of ridiculousness. ”

The people who listened to the radio felt funny when they heard that no one had ordered the song until now, and then they heard that this "not nervous" wanted to order the song by himself, and it was a song written by himself, and they were even more booed, waiting to hear this bad song. Only the few people in Chen Lang's class who didn't leave looked at Tang Xiaomei together, and Tang Xiaomei heard Chen Lang say that she wanted to give herself a gift today, and asked her not to leave first, so she stayed.

Now it seems that this gift is Chen Lang to write a song for himself, although I don't know how this song is, but my heart is still very sweet, Chen Lang not only writes a song for himself, but also sings it on the campus radio, which undoubtedly requires a lot of courage, so Tang Xiaomei is very moved, of course, feeling everyone's gaze, Tang Xiaomei is also sweet and shy.

Chen Lang, who is now in the broadcast studio, doesn't know the situation outside, and after taking a deep breath, he started singing for the first time after his crossing: "The name of this song is "Mice Love Rice"" The people on campus who were waiting to see the joke and the people in Chen Lang's class all twitched when they heard the title of the song, and then everyone laughed, this "not nervous" is really funny.

"I heard your voice, and I had a special feeling that made me keep thinking about it, and I didn't dare to forget you again. I remember that there was one person who would always remain in my heart, even if it was only able to miss you like this. If one day, the ideal of love will come true, I will redouble my efforts to treat you well and never change. No matter how far the road is, I will make it happen, and I will whisper to you in your ear, to you, I love you! Loving you is like a mouse loving rice. No matter how much wind and rain there is, I will still be with you. I miss you, I miss you, no matter how bitter it is, as long as it can make you happy, I am willing to do anything, I love you like this! ……”

The song has a simple melody and straightforward lyrics, and although it doesn't have any superb musical skills, the lyrics and music are catchy. In particular, the way of "mice love rice" is used as a metaphor for the relationship between lovers, and because of its vivid and life-like image, it has the same effect as the love songs that have been circulated all over the world. And its simple and smooth melody, on the contrary, it is easier to make it sing, although it was criticized as useless in the previous life, but it is an Internet divine comedy, especially among young people born in the 80s, and finally it is popular all over the country.

Listening to the simple melody and straightforward lyrics on the radio, everyone knows that this is a love song, and the metaphor of "mice love rice" is really interesting, coupled with Chen Lang's good voice, all the people who still wanted to watch the excitement just now were quiet until the end of the song.

The people who heard the announcement had a heated discussion again: "Although it is very straightforward and simple, it sounds good." ”

"The melody is so simple that I can sing along once I hear it."

"This is clearly a confessional love song, this kid dares to confess so boldly when he is only in the third middle school, a model and idol of my generation."

"Someone confesses, it's really envy, jealousy and hatred."

Tang Xiaomei knew it when she heard the title of the song, and she was also happy after listening to it, and noticed that everyone's eyes and coaxing were bold and proud, Chen Lang is mine.

"I don't know what you think of my singing level, but no matter what, please give me some face, and remember to broadcast it next time. Okay, here's the last unit's easy moment, no one contributed this time, and finally at my strong request, my good buddy Chen Jianren wrote a question to me, let's see what this question is. Chen Lang took out the note he had prepared in advance.

The students in the school just finished listening to the song "Mice Love Rice", and they thought it was very interesting, and even thought that they could confess after learning it next time, and at the same time they were interested in this "wolf coming" campus broadcast, so they put down what they were doing, quieted down, and listened to if there was anything interesting.

"Chen Jian's question is, 'Why does the Monkey King in Journey to the West faint when he blows his breath, whether it is a human or a monster?' Chen Lang read the question on the note.

"I wonder if you have any answers?"

"What else can it be, because Brother Monkey's mana is strong." A classmate said without thinking about it.

"It can't be so simple, people say it's a relaxed moment, and your answer is not funny." A classmate touched his chin and said, still thinking. The rest of the people who listened to the radio were also thinking about what God would reply.

"The answer is because Brother Monkey has been pressed under Wuzhi Mountain for 500 years, and he hasn't brushed his teeth for 500 years, I'm afraid I don't need to blow it, with one mouth, everyone will faint. Did you guess it? ”

"I haven't brushed my teeth for 500 years, I'm dizzy, hahaha......"

"Hahaha, that's a funny answer."

Everyone who heard the answer laughed, I really didn't expect Chen Lang's answer to be so interesting.

"Okay, time is running out, let's do two brain teasers, and students can guess the answer for themselves and compare it with the answer we announced. The first brain teaser is simple, what is in the middle of the Pacific Ocean? Let's think about it, guess it, don't guess the question with habitual thinking, but try to diverge your thinking as much as possible and emancipate your mind to guess. ”

"What's in the middle of the Pacific Ocean? Sea water. "The students can't guess it, it can't be so simple.

"Actually, the answer is really simple, what is in the middle of the Pacific Ocean? Isn't the middle of the three words Tai, Ping, and Yang Ping, right? ”

"Ah, it's Ping, why didn't I think of it."

"Ping, this answer is too much, one more question." Some unconvinced students said, and even some teachers put down their pens and listened to the radio with a smile, while those who stayed at school for various reasons and heard the radio (the radio covered the whole school, and there was no way to listen to it) put down what they were doing and began to listen to the second question.

"I'm sure some people may not be convinced, so I'll ask a second question, 'There were four people playing mahjong in the house, and the police caught them all, but in the end the police took five people away, why?' ”

After this question is finished, everyone is thinking seriously, this is not like the first question, at least the conventional answer can be given, this question is a little incomprehensible, and now in 1980, I have not been bombarded by the Internet, it is really hard to think, many people are puzzled, ask others, and other people don't know.

"I don't know if you guessed it, but since time is running out, I'll just announce the answer. The answer is: four people play mahjong, this mahjong is not the tool of gambling and entertainment mahjong that everyone thinks, but a person, a person called mahjong, so it is four people playing mahjong one person, and then was taken away by the police, it is five people, did you guess right? ”

"Ah, mahjong is a person" Everyone suddenly realized when they heard it, it was really unexpected, but they all laughed again, this Chen Lang is really a ghost.

"Okay, the last question, this time the answer will be announced in the next episode of the program, everyone is welcome to write their answers and send them to our broadcasting agency, we will choose a lucky viewer, and then send a gift. Listen, listen, the title is 'A sika deer dad walks on the road, and it goes faster and faster, and then it becomes something?' Well, this is the end of this issue of the "Wolf" campus broadcast, welcome everyone to listen, look forward to your on-demand and letters, we will see you next time. ”