0171, get together to summon the pancake man
[Ran^Text^Library] Looking at the various electrical appliances in front of him and the various vehicles in the yard, Cao Xiaotian was actually very hesitant, he was not only looking forward to the miracle of the key, but also afraid of another beautiful kun. [For more exciting novels, please visit]
The key is that Cao Xiaotian's preparations are still arranged in full accordance with Liangkun's suggestions, right? That's right! The two of them combined have an IQ of less than 250, and they really can't understand what the key is.
"Well, I've seen a glittering remote control in my head, it's still that smell, it's still that cheap and inferior look, Brother Kun, what do you think I should do now?" Cao Xiaotian was suddenly ill and rushed to the doctor.
"! You ask me, I ask who goes? See for yourself! "Liangkun can't be broken.
It's all on your own! Cao Xiaotian found that he was lonely, just like countless nights, turning on the radio and expecting his intimate sister to say something uplifting and chat to comfort his soul, and as a result, he did his best to advertise!
"But how do I press it? Do you have to put your hand in the melon seeds in your head? Cao Xiaotian proved his nervousness and panic in a nonsensical way.
And then the egg! If Cao Xiaotian doesn't do it, he won't know anything! Only practice will lead to true knowledge! After a stick of incense, Cao Xiaotian imagined countless possibilities, including an old grandfather, a virtual illusion, and a lot of artifacts......
I even thought that as soon as I pressed it, my parents would appear in front of me with a whoosh, and then they would be reunited, and they would not save the world, so they would continue to live happily, and then subtitles.
Of course, this is impossible, Cao Xiaotian finally pressed the button on the remote control, twice at a time, and then it seemed to have cramps...... Anyway, Cao Xiaotian still can't scientifically explain this illusory scene, but when he thinks about it, a hand really appears in his head, and he can feel any sense of this hand.
No response! There was no movement in the house, up to the law enforcement terminal, down to the remote-controlled car, all the household appliances did not change significantly, and the machinery in the yard also remained silent as always.
"Brother Kun! I'm a little scared, will the key be very sick, I'm embarrassed to tell us, it's useless! "The only thing Cao Xiaotian can communicate with in this matter is Liangkun.
"Wait! That's not right! I can already feel the breath of the same kind getting closer and closer, it can't be that you opened it in the wrong way, right? "Liangkun is a little more serious.
"Go! What tricks can the remote control of an electric car still press? Moreover, the unlock button flashes green and can be pressed, and the other buttons are gray and inactive! Cao Xiaotian recalled the scene he had just pressed.
"Can't say that! When you summoned me, you pressed it, right, that's because my sequence is high, the eternal pioneer, and next, you see that there are seven ways to summon the dragon, and there are countless combinations of gossip arrangement, not to mention the Morse code, unless you find the right way to open it! "Liangkun began to analyze it very much, and the more he talked about it, the more outrageous it became.
Double tap, combo, three long and two short, one long and one short, long and short...... In the next five minutes, Cao Xiaotian tried his best to imagine and began to tinker with the remote control, but unfortunately the key ability could not be used on the key itself......
The direction has also changed countless times, based on the experience of Liangkun's appearance, Cao Xiaotian tried his best to choose a suitable carrier, suspected of having IQ and energy, but the energy objects in the whole room have been tried, and there is still no movement.
It wasn't until Cao Xiaotian accidentally pressed the button in his mind that his fingers came into contact with the book "The Way of Fighting" by Wang Da Hammer, Cao Xiaotian felt that he had lost something, and some kind of power was instantly evacuated from Cao Xiaotian's body.
didn't shoot that kind of refreshing excitement, Cao Xiaotian felt empty for no reason, did he succeed? Perhaps! But no matter what, Cao Xiaotian couldn't find the slightest trace.
"Brother Kun, just now buddy suddenly had a spirit, you can see if it has been successful, I can't contact it!" Cao Xiaotian is still used to asking Liangkun if he is indecisive, but Liangkun can call a certain song at any time.
"Don't bother me! I'm not talking to it! Liangkun was a little inexplicably unhappy.
"Humph! Burn the pen! What kind of, what kind of is this! Fight and kill the most annoying! A female voice spoke coquettishly.
"Brother Kun, what? Which female star did you learn again, didn't hear it, and, what do you mean by this? "Cao Xiaotian doesn't like Liangkun not doing his job, why is he still spoofing at such a critical moment?
"It's not me!"
"It's me!"
Two voices sounded at the same time, in front of Liangkun's extremely personal characteristics of Chef Fan, Zhao Dashuai and Uncle Ge's voice, and in the back, it was still the female voice!
"Me! How can there be such a stupid master and such a stupid colleague! The Lun family wants to go back! The protest finally made Cao Xiaotian realize that the key was great, and the new round of power was successful!
"Uh, where are you?" Cao Xiaotian felt that his brain was a little insufficient, although he didn't have the panic when he first came into contact with Liangkun, but in the face of this weirdness, he was still very confused.
"Stupid! The Lun family is in your hands! You are a bad master, and you actually put the first time of the Lun family on this kind of thing to fight and kill, it's disgusting! Regardless of whether Cao Xiaotian was uncomfortable or not, that voice still kept talking.
Cao Xiaotian unbelievably raised the cheats in his hand, looked left and right, and found no trace of what it should be, and was about to complain two sentences, sigh! The cheats unexpectedly broke away from Cao Xiaotian's hands, and they were so arrogantly suspended in the air!
Leap on paper! Cao Xiaotian can't wait to find someone to talk about his feelings! He saw the real meaning of the leaping on the paper, when he was a child, all the magic pen Ma Liang and Conch Girl, who felt that they were yearning for incomparable, at this moment the soul is possessed!
The cheats are automatically opened, and a stick figure style elf jumps out of the page! Just so mysteriously stood with his chest crossed, screaming in his mouth, "Lord Silver Big Pervert!" When we met for the first time, I turned the Lun family over and over again, which was very rude! ”
Thumbelina! Thumb-sized stick figure 3D three-dimensional villain, wearing a flowing long dress, classical hairstyle, delicate nose bridge, comic-style big eyes, cherry small mouth......
It's a Barbie doll! Cao Xiaotian realized that this might be another arrogant little assistant!
"What's your name? Little friend, what are you capable of? Cao Xiaotian naturally developed his own strange Shu millet potential, and he couldn't help but feel disgusted after asking.
Sure enough, the cruel reality slapped Cao Xiaotian in the face fiercely, "I didn't expect that the main silver is still a strange Shu Xiao!" The Lun family don't want it! The Lun family wants to go back! Thumbelina protested.
Surprisingly, Liangkun completely disappeared from the moment he denied that he spoke, completely leaving this disdain to Cao Xiaotian.
"Uh, well, the summoning is wrong, go back, girl! Dude is summoned again! Cao Xiaotian couldn't accept this kind of little assistant who couldn't communicate normally.
"Badass! Chaos and abandonment! That's the mantra of the Lun family! The villain master silver, the Lun family is called chestnut, I can possess any item, but unlike some people, I can only find confidence in mechanical products! Thumbelina gave Cao Xiaotian a taste of the chattering state of life in advance.
Lai Zi? Little stammer? Ni Mei! Is this to get together the rhythm of Tricky Boy and summon Pancake Man? What about the pit daddy! It's not enough for a nervous Liangkun to help make trouble, and this also makes a small stutter, and the next "summon" won't be Pheasant Haonan, right?
"Different items, the Lun family will have different stunts! In short, it will not disappoint the main bank! Chestnut intimately typed subtitles in the form of text beside him, "Chestnut", fortunately it is not Li Zi, Cao Xiaotian instantly drove away the cranky thoughts.
"Chestnut, the person you're talking about can't be Liangkun, right? You guys, acquaintance? Cao Xiaotian called Liangkun to no avail, so he could only ask this new assistant.
"Yes! Just now! The Lun family is not as wasted as him, and he has to install speakers to speak, so the Lun family doesn't need to replenish energy! "Chestnut is very proud.
But Cao Xiaotian can't stand this way of speaking, this is a disease! It's contagious! Cao Xiaotian is very afraid that he will become a sissy after a long time with this girl!
"Chestnut, can you not talk like that, I'm covered in goosebumps!" Cao Xiaotian felt that he should not have made such an impolite request when they met for the first time, but he really couldn't bear it.
"Oh mama! Say no and it's over! The old lady is uncomfortable, so who, Liangkun is, get out of the old lady! "Well, a miracle happened! Cao Xiaotian realized that he had made the mistake of empiricism, and changed from a tsundere to Ma Li! Don't it be so complicated!
"Yes, yes! Xiao Kunzi is here! "Liangkun only has a voice, no body, in order to facilitate guidance, he has just been attached to Cao Xiaotian's law enforcement terminal.
What's going on!? As soon as the chestnuts came, Liangkun actually rebelled? What is the rhythm of this?
"Lord Yin, what do you have to tell you in the future, you just tell the old man, tell me, I will do it in minutes, and this guy will be in my charge in the future!" The chestnut is called a domineering, this is a posture of grabbing power.
"Uh, wait, Chestnut, can you talk about your ability first, what's the matter with you? Why ignore me? Cao Xiaotian felt that today was definitely not a good day.
The chestnut didn't speak, and Liangkun didn't dare to squeak without a sound.
"Anyway, what this guy can do, the old lady can do, what this guy can't do, the old lady can do almost everything! Surprise, right? Lao Cao, don't be polite to me, but make it hard, the old lady covers you! "The chestnut style changes too quickly and is dizzying.
"What do you mean to be able to do it? Let's be specific! Cao Xiaotian's first impression was a pit, and he was even ready to return the goods!
"Alas, Lao Cao, you are still anxious! What's the fun in saying it all? Okay, okay, don't look at the old lady with your resentful little eyes, the old lady will reluctantly let you see it! "Everyone can see that Cao Xiaotian is despised.
Fortunately, the chestnut did not skip the ticket, and pulled it on the page casually, and pulled up a human figure, still in stick figure style, but the figure was lifelike, with all the parts of a sound man.
"The source of strength is in the muscles, in the blood...... an orthodox voice suddenly appeared, and it is absolutely difficult to find a better commentary on the old science and education film than this.
And the content of the commentary is the content of the way of fighting! When it came to the power link, the humanoid became transparent, and every muscle was demonstrating and running in strict accordance with the design ideas of Wang Da Hammer!
Surprise! This is Cao Xiaotian's real surprise! You will never learn such a detailed thing just by reading a book! In other words, after the chestnut is possessed by the cheats, he can fully understand the content of the book, and he can also explain it in the form of a science and education film that elementary school students can understand!
Cao Xiaotian can't wait to "ask" the chestnut to change a carrier and see what more surprising discoveries! It's a pity that the chestnut interrupted Cao Xiaotian's yy in time-
"That's it! See? Lao Cao! I know how powerful my mother is! "Chestnut is completely and completely embarrassed, but Cao Xiaotian has no reason to accept it, this guy is amazing! Liangkun? Cut!
"Brother Kun! You're done, you're not going to like chestnuts, are you? Cao Xiaotian suddenly reacted, as if Liangkun was full of shyness when he just answered, only when he was conquered by a beautiful woman would he have that kind of posture!
"Lao Cao, you are talking nonsense! Does he dare? He dared to take a fancy to me, and the old lady immediately made him a eunuch! However, Lao Niang reluctantly accepted him to become Lao Niang's number one fan, right, Xiao Kunzi? As soon as this chestnut came, he completely took over Liangkun's right to speak.
"Goddess Wise! Xiao Kunzi absolutely supports your leadership, you let you kill pigs, we will never kill chickens! "Although I can't see the entity of Liangkun, just by imagining, I can outline a good slave appearance of this guy now!
Finished! Cao Xiaotian didn't expect the script to be so absurd and bizarre, feeling that this is a replacement drama where you come and I go?
"That's right, chestnut, I beg you, you don't want to be a tiger, can you change to a normal persona, I'm good to watch the news broadcast!" Cao Xiaotian experienced the bombardment of Jiao Yi and Tiger Niu in a short period of time, and was ready to raise his hand to surrender.
"Ouch! I didn't expect Lao Cao, you are this kind of person! Well, as you wish, audience friends, temporarily insert a piece of news, from now on, Cao Xiaotian will be the new owner of the world's first beautiful chestnut, he said that he will strictly abide by the relevant national regulations, treat chestnuts well, respect chestnuts, and take the beauty of chestnuts as an opportunity to ......"
Cao Xiaotian collapsed! Repeatedly, "Okay, okay! Chestnut, I didn't ask for it! No requirements! Talk as much as you like! ”
"It's pretty much the same, anyway, Lao Cao, what's going on with Xiao Kunzi's free permission? Nonsense! How can he be allowed to move, unorganized and undisciplined! Cancel now! All his actions in the future will be commanded by me! But mother, you must lift all restrictions immediately! "Chestnuts are really free and easy, and they began to deprive Liangkun of his authority in minutes, but asked for his freedom.
Where does Cao Xiaotian dare to let this kind of strange act freely and independently, God knows if this girl can beep the sky! Cao Xiaotian began to have doubts about the character of the big key, a Liangkun is like this, and a chestnut is still like this, so he can't happily make two intimate and empathetic light voices and soft bodies......
Well, refuse to * gambling * drugs! Cao Xiaotian found that he still wanted to be too beautiful and thought too much, and he had too much expectation, in exchange for the experience of not having peace in life, he was really drunk!
It is conceivable that for a long time in the future, Cao Xiaotian will be like this-
"Come to the bowl!" "You're in the bowl! The old lady is reluctant to possess and break the bowl! ”
It's like this-
"Your mission!" "It's your mission!"
In short, all kinds of requests for people and all kinds of government decrees are not smooth, and I hope to be able to command chestnuts happily, Cao Xiaotian has a long way to go!