Chapter 1610 Kicking the Director of the Fly (Two More Flowers, Asking for Subscriptions)
Xie Shiran continued: "The dignified director of the police station was kicked away and fell to the ground, which is a big shame. He didn't want to be embarrassed in front of so many people, and wanted to get up from the ground quickly, but after spending a lot of effort, he still didn't get his wish. looked embarrassed, Brother Zhang smiled at him: This police master, I warned you, to handcuff me, it's not so easy, even your big bosses Dong Linxiang and Xing Zhibin don't have this qualification, what kind of thing are you? Not only do you not believe my bitter words, but you also give me force, you say that you are not a dog going into the latrine to find death, what is it? ”
The ship is not far away from the test of the secret of the war situation by the month
"Sister Shiran, you seem to be wrong, right? When the dog went to the toilet, it seemed that it was not looking for the dead, but for. Besides, in our village, there are more dogs in the toilet, and we haven't seen a single dog die in the toilet? Coco Zhang said.
"Haha!" After listening to Coco Zhang's question, all the beauties were amused and laughed.
Xie Shiran smiled and said, "I said sister-in-law, where did you think of going?" Have you noticed, are the pronunciations of 'looking for death' and 'looking for' a little similar? People borrowed the pronunciation characteristics of 'looking for death' and 'looking for' to create this afterword. ”
"Oh, the dog goes into the toilet and looks for, the dog goes into the toilet and looks for death, haha, it's really interesting. You people in the city can even think of this, it's so good at imagining. Coco Zhang smiled.
"Actually, no one can say clearly whether this afterword came from the city or the countryside, but I think it is the most likely to come from the countryside." Xie Shiran said.
"Why?" Coco Zhang asked.
"What else? Of course, because rural people are too smart. Xie Shiran said.
"How so?"
"Sister-in-law, have you ever heard of a mud song?" Xie Shiran asked.
"I've heard of it, but Yanhong told me. After listening to the poignant affection of Mao Ju and Brother Zhang, I was moved to tears. Coco Zhang said.
"Then have you ever heard of a sweet potato song?" Xie Shiran asked.
"I've heard "Red Sorghum Song", but I really haven't heard of "Sweet Potato Song", why don't you sing it and let your sister-in-law enjoy it?" Coco Zhang proposed.
"As long as I have a broken gong voice, just sing it, I'll tell my sister-in-law and Sister Ju that it's okay."
"Of course that's fine."
Xie Shiran said: "The lyrics of this sweet potato song are like this: The rural baby has great ability, and he specializes in marrying a beautiful baby in the city. Marry dozens of her, marry her and give birth to a baby at home. Giving birth to him is like planting sweet potatoes in the ground. Sister-in-law, Sister Ju, how do you feel? ”
"Haha! I, I said Shiran, don't you have to straighten your waist anymore? Who wrote this song, it's too genius, it seems to be much better than that "Red Sorghum Song". Zhang Maoju and Zhang Wen laughed.
The enemy department is not too warlike, and the ghost is too secret
"Who else could it be? Of course it's your precious brother Zhang Zheng. Xie Shiran said.
"Ahh This stinky boy is too good, and he will give birth to a company if he is still alive? That's an exaggeration, right? Is this giving birth? Coco Zhang smiled.
The knot is not too much to catch the enemy of the only feather
"That's why people changed giving birth to children to planting sweet potatoes." Xie Shiran said with a smile.
"Marry her more than a dozen? Is this a daughter-in-law? Zhang Maoju said with a smile.
"People have said, only unthinkable, nothing can't be done, no cap, the more the merrier, these dozen, I'm afraid it's not all." Xie Shiran said.
"This stinky boy will talk nonsense and amuse people. Shiran, let's stop talking about him, you should continue to tell you stories. Zhang Maoju said.
Xie Shiran continued: "Mr. Wei kicked Director Zhang away, everyone's emotions suddenly boiled, usually the police beat people, where have you seen ordinary people beat the police, how many years of strange things and wonders let them catch up, can they not be excited?" Someone shouted loudly: It's a good fight, it's so relieving! Others shouted in support: Dude, we firmly support your revolutionary actions! There are even people who put forward a new proposal: Sir, that dog-like Mr. Li is not good at things, so you can take a lesson to teach him a lesson, and let out your anger for our customers! ”
"Haha! My family is usually bullied by the police and supermarkets, and I finally seized such a rare opportunity, of course, I want to vent to my heart's content. Wu Qianqian said.
Zhang Meng, who was lying on the ground, and the policemen he had brought with him, all stood there indifferent, and without moving their hands, they endured severe pain and issued another order: "Brothers, rush up and take down this criminal who attacked the police for me." Today's task is personally given by Deputy Director Zhang of the Municipal Bureau, and we must resolutely complete it! Otherwise, everyone will be held accountable. ”
"I wondered, why hasn't this guy given up yet? He's reached this point, why doesn't he know how to advance or retreat? Cui Yingying said.
"It's not that he doesn't know how to advance and retreat, but he can't retreat anymore." Wu Qianqian said.
"Sister Wu, why?"
Wu Qianqian analyzed: "The reason is very simple, because he and Deputy Director Zhang and the supermarket are already grasshoppers tied to a rope, forming a community of both prosperity and loss, if he retreats now, it will be a little late." ”